Hey Everyone

>>79396453
Hey Phil, is this a true story?

http://tv.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600098537

Based Phil!

>>79396453
>I just found this forum when it was open on my son's laptop.
You mean your wife's son's laptop

>>79396777
Creepy--there's some real sickos out there. If I'm typing this, then obviously I wasn't killed in my sleep.

>>79396844
You could say that as well. He is both our son!


Now really guys, what kind of movies do you like?

-Big P

>>79396915
Based Big P!

>>79396915
>Creepy--there's some real sickos out there. If I'm typing this, then obviously I wasn't killed in my sleep.

Seems more like a creatively written plan.

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>>79396453
Why did you let Alex mutilate herself? She was just a kid.

Have you ever fantasized about fucking Gloria and sucking on her big latina titties?

>>79397007
Haha

Jay is that you?

- Phil Osopher

>>79397039
Based Phil Osopher!

>>79397006
Not sure why you have a picture of my daughter's chest, but I'll have you know they're 100% Dunphy genetics. Or she stole the lion's share from Hayley!

>>79397007
I plead the fifth.

I must be pretty popular around this forum; maybe my son posts stories about me. I just want to know what everyones' favorite movies are.

-P Daddy

>>79396453
why haley is so hot?
and would you fuck her?

>>79397107
So who's filming the documentary?

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>>79397107
>they're 100% Dunphy genetics

So why did you let her mutilate herself by butchering them up?

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is phil a pedo?

>>79397132
>So who's filming the documentary?

See >>79396777

>>79397111
why your english is so bad?

- Philly Buster

>>79397111
That's off limits, scientifically--that's how you get a second Manny in the family.

>>79397156
Claire would never let Alex do anything like this. And I'd be dead if I OK'd it!

Looks like my name accidently came off. It is back on now.

-PD

>>79397194
Beacuse I'm not native English speaker

>>79397182
Yeah I'm not clicking that

>>79397228
>second Manny
What do you think about Manny?
How does he even gets dates with girls?

>>79397252
It's canon tho.

Some kids at school told me you are Rod Skyhook

Hi everybody so I accidentally left some 4chan in my aunts history. Literally two records of me browsing pol.

Now she thinks I'm some anti capitalist neo nazi.

>>79397266
Jay pays them off. What's an hour of Closet sales if you can use it to up your wife's son's self-esteem?

>>79397329
If you also heard that my name is Clive, they're pulling a fast one on you.

What do you think about your brother in law getting ass-fucked by a clown-fetishist fatass?

Why do you like black chicks?
Would you rather fuck Serena Williams or Gloria?

>>79397407
Out of sight, out of mind. But if it was magicians instead of clowns... now you're talking.

This is pretty fun: I asked about movies but it turned into a Q&A. Can I edit the thread to say "AskPhil now LIVE"?

Hey P.H.D, would you suck off your dad to save your mom?Hypothetically, of course, I know blowjobs don't bring back the dead

Also, was Jay the only Trump supporter in the family?

>>79397464
Why? They're very beautiful (But not as beautiful as Claire). And how about both?

>>79397524
Very messed up, I think I'll pass on that one...

Not just Jay... I know Haley and myself did as well. But don't tell Claire: She and Alex would have our necks!

phil i'm not a rich jew how do i get a decent house in la?

>>79397716
I'll give the same advice I'd give anyone: the field of magic can pay very well if you play your cards right.

>>79396777
What the actual fuck did I just read

>>79396453
Take off your shirt and post a pic handsome ;)

Phil,
I will fuck Claire, man. I will fuck her hard, long, and in the ass.

Kindest regards,
-Chris McDougal

>>79397911
Quick rundown? Can't be bothered to read.

>>79396453
Hey Phil, what are your movie recommendations?
What's the ultimate male cheerleader and trampoline kino?

>>79396453
Heya big P just wondering hows stella doing?

>>79398180
>Can't be bothered to read.

American education folks.

>>79396453
I dont get these memes but I tried watching modern family once and this guy was the only good thing about it

>>79398180
The protagonist murders the entire Dunphy family except Alex and keeps her as a sex slave. He brutally tortures her, force-feeds her the remains of her dead family, makes her fuck a horse, forcibly milks her, mutilates her repeatedly, and then kills her after she gives him a daughter who he plans to raise and repeat the cycle, all the while he takes breaks to shitpost on /tv/. It was so bizarre that I just kept scrolling through until the end.

best thread on /tv/ this year. based phil being based

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>>79398015
Nice try, Cam... I wouldn't want to make Mitchel jealous ;)

>>79398222
Recently I watched Coach, and it was pretty nice. Sort of related, though not about cheering.

>>79398223
Ask Jay, I wouldn't know.

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AY YO P-DAWG, HOW'S IT HANGING?

Listen P, is it true your old lady is of the backdoor persuasion? Like, she likes to get her starfish tickled? I mean, she likes it where the sun don't shine?
Asking for a friend.

>>79398393
Don't be coy Phil. We know under those ridiculous shirts you're packing a hot dad bod.

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>>79398620
>>79398015
>Is Phil sexy?

>>79396777
Jesus.

Hey Mr Dunphy

I'm an aspiring magician but everyone in my family tells me i'm a retard.

Could you give me some advice?

Also, which Is your favorite fantasy & magic kino film?

>>79398925
Look in your closet, and you'll find a VCR tape that has the answer.

*vanishes*

>>79396777
I appreciate how this doesn't fuck around with lots of bullshit wankery and just jumps right to the good stuff. I hate when fanfic writers are so full of their own shit they think I want to read three pages of preamble of them writing characters that aren't their own before anyone even fucks anything.

>>79398702
For some reason he really does it for me. I don't know why.

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>>79396777

good thread

>>79399530
Agreed, some classic television and film

I hope Philposting becomes a thing.

Also, Mr Dunphy:

Emma Watson or Emma Stone?

>>79401882
Gloria

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>>79401882
>Philposting
this is how kinda funny jokes die so quickly on this board

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>>79396453
>Kino Casino

LGTSS

Reminder that Phil>Jay>Cam> everyone else

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Dad, what are you doing?

>>79405791
no question, the trio carries the whole show. dont think anybody else on it has made me laugh, maybe luke

>>79405791
Alex was funny in earlier seasons, she got some of the funniest lines.

I fucking miss Modern Family

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>>79397178
With kids like that...

>>79408503
It's still on tho

>>79408681
Yeah I know I just miss watching it. I'm thinking I should pick it up again