Simpsons quotes you use in real life >Uh oh, spaghetti-O's!

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>OP

And that's the end of that chapter

>Recycle... to the EXTREME!

But it's mostly when I'm actually trying to put something in the recycling bin, so no one knows my terrible secret.

>>79395866

I told a friend to put it in H when he was having trouble starting his car

>>79396917
This all the time.

Where am I? IMDB message boards?

>>79396709
>tfw imagining some fat autistic 30 year old man say "Uh oh, spaghetti-O's!" while laughing to himself

>>79395866
nucular

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>With $10,000 we'd be millionaires!

Why don't I just lie down and die?

I try to end any story I tell with
>And that's when the chuds came at me.

So then I says to Mabel, I says....

I was buying pornography

a la grande le puse cuca

>why you little
>there is no escape from the fortress of the mole
>I am so smart I am so smart

Money can be used in exchange for goods and services

>>79397159
>friend
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79398793
how come this line feels like it should sound reddity but doesn't?

We're done diddly-un for.

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>>79395866
>Lousy Smarch weather
>Everything's coming up Milhouse!

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>finishing laughing about something and then ".... oh, mercy"

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>>79395866
>turkey's a little dry whole

>carhole
>1,2 better not sue!
>strap yourself in and feel the g's
>Rock Strongo and Max Uppercut
>bake'm away, toys

>>79398979
>turkey's a little dry whole

Did you just copy and paste the title to a video of this clip on youtube?

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>>79399006
yup...and i fucked up

>>79398997
>bake'm away, toys
me too

Whenever I'm cooking burgers I refer to them as steamed hams.

It's too bad there's never anyone around to laugh with me.

;_;

>>79398897
because you have issues

>The goggles, they do nothing

>Well, it all starts when a nulecule comes out of its nest...

>Mendoza!

>>79395866
>simpsons quote
I haven't been here in a while, am I being memed?

>not quoting the Sopranos instead

plebs

"Cash me ousside howbow dah"

My friend and I do the 'Smithers I'm home!' dialogue

>>79399283
too young to remember classic simpsons, newfag?

>>79395866
>That's right Lisa, work the head use your tongue
>Bart! Hold still!

>>79399405
That line literally comes from an spaghetti o's ad.

also
>any episode beyond season 6
>classic
nope

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>>79399039
Your parents are ashamed of you Anon.

I occasionally use phrases from the Simpsons, but I am not quite autistic enough to just randomly drop them into normal conversations.

But the ones I do use are:
>unleash the hounds!
>Well H E double hockey sticks!
(that one I admit I use more than I should, I just picked it up when I was young and watching the show, and it's now a habit)
>Am I so out of touch?
>boy, everyone is stupid except me!

>>79399458
>7
>not classic
kys poseur

>>79395866

big shoes to fill

Big Shoes To Fill

BIG SHOES TO FILL

>C'mon new bike

When i want something good to happen

>Aw, you can come up with statistics to prove anything, Anon. Forfty percent of all people know that

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>>79395866
we like roy we like roy.

When eating chili I count aloud how many alarms it is after I first taste it.

Life! Death! Either way I'm demoted to a tiny cubicle ;_;

>>79396709
>>79397983
>Normalfags will never not be this triggered by the existence of the autistic masterrace

Lmao get raped.

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>Well, that's the end of me...

>IT'S CHOWDARE!

>>79398897
fuck off

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>>79400165
>when youre a full blown autist and use Simpsons quotes all day every day.

We'll be rich! Rich as astronauts!

>We'll live like kings! Damn, hell, ass kings!

>>79399157
I do this too. I'd laugh with you.

I'll sometimes do the "It's like I'm wearing nothing at all... nothing at all... nothing at all" bit when someone's talking about clothes. But that's usually because I'm with friends and they know what I'm talking about and usually one of them will go "stupid, sexy Flanders"

>>79398749
VELA

>Don't be the boy

>Steamed hams

>>79398085
Kek.

>Latex condo?
>Boy I'd like to live in one of those!

>>79395866
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

>>79403503
Used it for my yearbook quote back when I graduated

d'arn!

Sounds like /someones/ got a case of the 's'posed'as.

>DENTAL PLAN!

>>79404483
>Lisa needs braces

>Everything's looking up Milhouse
>I am so Smart, SMRT

I use these all the time

>>79404572
>Everything's looking up Milhouse
Getting the quote wrong, get off my board normie

>>79398253
I'd do that, but then I'd probably have to explain what chuds even are.

always answer the phone with
Ahoy Hoy
or
Yell-ow

>>79395866
>uh oh, speghetti-o's
>simpson's quote

No one who speaks German could be an evil man!
Four finger discount man!
Thank you come again

>I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house...

>the lesson is: never try

>family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you want to succeed in business.

>mmmm, forbidden donut...

>ohhhh, they have the internet on computers now...

>>79404846
>implying anyone would call you

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>Sneed's Feeds and Seeds!
If I had a dollar for every time I heard that...

Nothing at all...! Nothing at all...! NOTHING AT ALL...!

>>79399749
best animation style they had desu

>Excellent

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YOINK!

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>>79398979
>>79399006
>>79399039
>>79399749
>turkey's a little dry whole

>>79404028
I absolutely refused to support Trump, but I would unironically consider voting for Ivanka

>>79406176
??? Y ???

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>"what? already?"

>>79405279
I never got this one

>>79404522
>This town is apart of us all.
>Apart of us all.
>Apart of us all.
>Man, that does work.

>>79406216
Intelligent, well-spoken, attractive, and generally in my realm of political preferences. Pretty much checks off everything you could want in a leader.

>>79400913
You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true. Facts, schmacts.

>>79406060
It was klasky schupo I think

>>79398749
Que pasó taka-taka? Antes eras chevere...

>>79406272
She's not a born citizen

>>79406727
Are you actually retarded? Seriously.

>a large bear like animal, most likely a bear

>>79395866
I will kill you so much, you'll die from it.

boo-urns

"D'oh!"

>>79395866
Adding ino to the end of everything

>riperino
>neighbourino
>frienderino
>kino

> HELLO JOE!

I unironically laugh like homer's girly squeal when he goes HEEE HEEE HEEEEEE

Oh, and I do that whole obvious-loud-whisper thing he does.

>>79398968
I do that, but I say "Oh, my" like George Takei.

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>with a man in the white house?! Not likely

SUSPECT IS HATLESS. REPEAT-- HATLESS.

>>79400913
Hm, well, touche.

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>>79398793

>>79407918
Fag

It takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

>>79397983
Jokes on you. I'm 31.

>>79407944
kino

>>79404850
this guy.... this is the guy

Part of Spaghetti-Oh's commercials for 50+ years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjuZkL6ZROs

>>79400685
you're not alone.

>>79395866
>pete porter in pasadena
t. mailman

I just think they're neat.
We're through the looking glass here, people
That ad had NO effect on me whatsoever

>>79400685
So saying something progressively louder makes it funny right?

>ZZZAP!

>>79398968
Fuck off Mickey.

>>79399300
The Sopranos ruined me.

I haven't gone a single day without going OHHHH in years.

>>79395866
Come on kids, lets go home
>we are home
That was fast

>>79403043
We'll all be rich, rich as nazis!

>It's a perfectly cromulent word

Broke? Or made it better!

Everything's coming up Milhouse!

>>79409516
This. Fuck, Simpsons quotes are so deeply ingrained in my thought and speech patterns I don't even know that the things I'm saying are simpsons quotes half the time.

heywatchit
no dice
stupid bug, you go squish now
whoa whoa, slow down egghead

>>79404846
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

I didn't do it but if I did this is how I would've done it

>>79409516
>Wonders, Lisa, or Blunders?
>Implied, Lisa, or implode?

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

>>79395866
If it's clear and yella, you got juice there fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.

>>79409033
I always say "watch it, lucky" to my dog now

You shot who in the what now?

>>79395866
>up yours, children!

>I'd kill you if I had my gun

>eat my shorts (don't care if it's cliché, it's fun to say)

okilydokily.
Excellent.
You don't make friends with salad.
And other Mulhouse quotes.

>>79409954
This