i don't even like the guy and that was a pretty funny episode.

>>79388848
they're all funny and well researched if youre not an uppity contrarian

>>79389089
Not all of it. I think he took that alex jones rant out of context.

Hold up here, I thought he said he was going to keep it from 'being all trump'?

>>79389089
>contrarian
redditor buzzwords

>>79389143
he wanted too but he can't because uh, I forget why but he gave a reason.

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>>79388848
>>79389089
>>79389143
>there are people on neo/tv/ who actually watch this talentless kike puppett

>>79388848

Was pretty good, yeah. Trump is an easy punching bag and Oliver was mostly spot on.

Did not expect 'Last Cuck Tonight'.

>>79389125
Have you never seen Alex Jones before?

>>79388848
the writing was pretty good. too bad laughing at half the country isn't helping anything. political satire has a long tradition but i'm unsure it's ever done much good

>>79389296
>too bad laughing at half the country isn't helping anything

Mate, it's closer to 25%

>>79388848
yeah I'm a huge trump supporter and even I have to admit he got BTFO hard. I should have voted hillary!

>>79388848
itt: Shills

>>79389296
No, The rift that has been rent is irreparable, I fear. Humans need to hate, and unfortunately, with the advent of anti racism campaigns the like, hating those far away in other lands has been replaced with hating your neighbour.

>>79389296
satire is dangerous for totalitarian rulers because they actually pretend to be perfect and loved by all
in a democracy it does jackshit

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>>79388848

Did Trump actually tweet that? He can't be that retarded, right?

>>79389360
s/Humans/plebs/

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>>79389385
let's play real or fake: Trump Tweets Edition

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>>79389385

>he can't be that retarded

Have you not been paying attention for the last three weeks? Guy probably is suffering from Alzheimer's or some shit

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>>79389403

>>79389425

So how is /pol/ reconciling Trump having multiple Jewish bankers on staff and immediately cutting regulations on said banks?

>>79389381
?
Are you an idiot? You think people won't willingly vote for an authoritarian ruler that will kill their enemies?

>>79389443
The same way they now defend banks for screwing people over when they foreclose house from a retired woman for failing to pay less than a dollar on her mortgage, which was entirely a clerical error

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>>79389443
/pol/ has retarded levels of cognitive dissonance. They've made up some new meme that the Israeli/Zionist Jews are good and it's only the globalist Jews that are bad.

/pol/ is literally no different from neocon Republicans at this point.

>>79389531
I thought one of their main points was that Zionists have control over the US and we need to stop that.

>>79389443
/pol/ decided that Trump is "their" candidate, so therefore his views should align with what majority of /pol/ believes in. That wasn't the case, so /pol/ shifted their views a bit and simply chose to not see some other things about Trump.

>>79389558
They've changed their mind on a few things in order to justify their support for Trump.

>>79389425
It wasn't like Obama was harsh on those who paid his campaign funding

>>79389497
Are you an idiot? Do you just read whatever you want to read even if it's not to be found in the actual post?

Why the fuck is a 70 year old running america, shouldn't he be dying

>being so insecure that you have to say "i don't like this, but I liked it in case I'm allowed to like it pls guys tell me it's okay to like this"

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>>79389589

>Trump: I'm going to be tough on China!
>China: What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch?
>Ttump: s..sorry China

So is /pol/ pro-China now too?

>>79389443
So is it moderate to hate Jews now or something? Just curious because I'm noticing a trend of pseudo-moderates who are like the new contrarians.

>>79389659
I'm the most secure man on this board.

>>79389425

>/pol/: HILLARY IS THE WALL STREET CANDIDATE DON'T VOTE FOR HER
>Trump cuts regulations on Wall Street
>/pol/: WALL STREET IS AWESOME. WE CAN TOTALLY TRUST THOSE JEWISH BANKERS NOT TO SCAM US

What the fuck is going on over there?

>>79389702
those jews huh? I was just having the conversation with my brother and we wondering how it's possible that one group spends two milleniums and never shakes the rap of being a bunch of untrustworthy sneaks.

Is it their fault? I lean towards yes, I think, because, jesus christ, 2000 years and people are still unironically hating you? You'd think you'd at least learn how to get along in that span of time.

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>>79389741
So if you don't leave your basement, is this a case of security through obscurity?

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>>79389531
>>79389558
>>79389587
>>79389589
>yfw you realize /pol/ has fallen for Jewish tricks and they're so retarded they still can't even see it

>>79389671
Do liberals even understand the things they read or do they just read the headlines and then make up their own fantasy construct around it?

>>79389810
Has /pol/ been taken over by normies and everyone who's anti-Trump become the new neo-nazis?

>>79389189
Who wouldn't when you get paid to shill his show?

>>79389824

I think you mean Republicans?

>>79389810
If the HWNDU livestream highlights have shown me anything, it's that the big plot twist was that /pol/ is actually unironically a board of peace, consisting of a highly diverse group of people of all races color and creed and rich white upper class liberals are the predominately white fascists who hate Israel.

>>79389827
/pol/ is largely underage redditors

It's just funny that they pretend to be so "redpilled" and yet they are some of the most brainwashed kike puppets in the world.

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>>79389890
that might be the most ironic post i've ever read

>>79389125
>implying theres an in-context jones that isn't just as full of shit

>>79389858
No, I mean liberals. You read "Trump will honor one-China policy" and that someone makes you think this is him going back on his promise to be economically tough on China? I mean, either you are genuinely mentally challenged or you thought "being tough" means he was planning to go to war with them or something.

>>79389883
>We must stand up for Jews.
>Wait Jews like Trump?
>FUCK JEWS NUKE ISRAEL FREE PALESTINE HITLER WAS RIGHT ABOUT ISLAM BEING MORE COMPATIBLE TO EUROPEAN VALUES THAN CHRISTIANITY

Funny how things turn out.

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>trumplets

>>79389157
>redditor
faggot buzzword. you have to leave

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>>79389827
Yes, anon. They're "normies".

>>79389360
yeah, seems like liberals feel deprived of getting to be racist so we just shit on conservatives all day instead of niggers (while being secretly racist)
>>79389381
trump apparently gets pretty rustled by satire, but who gives a shit how he feels about it. oliver barely educates liberals about issues while 90% of it is educating liberals on how to make snide facebook posts and alienate our compatriots

>>79389824
You already knew the answer to that question when you asked it.

>>79389824

>Trump during the campaign: I'm going to help Taiwan.
>After taking office, he takes a call from the president of Taiwan first, breaking the US One China policy and publicly says he will demand concessions from China to keep the One China policy
>China gets pissed of
>Trump calls China and backs down reaffirming the US commitment to the One China policy while getting no concessions from China
>The Chinese now think Trump is a paper tiger

Defend this

>>79389913

or maybe going back on his promise to reexamine the one china policy, inb4 claims that he did it was just very quickly and in private like how he backpedals on everything he says

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>>79389965
paper can cut you when you least expect it

~Sun Tzu

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>>79389965
They'd have found out eventually. Everyone else already knew.

>>79389965
chinks would've found a way to paint him a paper tiger no matter what. their state media's anti-US propaganda is relentless no matter who's in charge. this is just a thing for the politicians to boast over between themselves tho, no one on either side of the ocean's fucking up the money train and that's what matters i guess

Itt: when it tuns out your candidate isnt actually an anti semite so the left pics up antisemitism to bash him but realizes his fans dont really hate jews either.

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>>79390002
it's a figure of speech sunny. it's very unlikely anyone would have understood if it said "crisco tiger"

>>79389965

What's there to defend? This is yet again a forced controversy based on your personal interpretation of events. If the exact same string of events went down with Obama, you would be praising him as a great diplomat, simultaneously honoring the One China policy while also staying on good terms with Taiwan.

>>79390028
lefties don't really believe in anything, just whatever is convenient at the time.

>Trump in power? forget that gun control bs, we want to shoot him

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>>79390028
Good luck with that, anon.

>>79390028

>the left becomes nazis
>purges the jewish bankers, provides universal health care and income

Truly the best timeline

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>>79389997
I seriously don't understand you liberals. You keep hammering Trump for his oh so terrible ideas and how it's gonna start a world war with China and shit. Then you see him actually doing the reasonable thing and that's reason again to hate him for going back on the things you actually hated in the first place?

Look at all this liberal fake news

https://youtu.be/gaaEYC4RDUQ

https://youtu.be/IdYRN8Clddw

https://youtu.be/OHKqYjfDdoU

>>79389589
The thing is though that Zionism was one of the key aspects of their common goal/ ideology. It's really fucking stupid.

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>>79390028
Sounds like one of these images.

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>>79390076

I don't understand why so many Americans freak out over feminists and Muslims and black people when it's the rich, bankers, and megacorporations screwing them over. They're the ones outsourcing jobs. They're the ones that want lots of immigration to lower wages. They're the ones pushing for tax cuts forcing the government to cut services for the poor.

>>79390028
It's seriously the funniest shit ever
>W-why aren't you white supremacist KKK nazis mad that Trump is pro Israel? WHY AREN'T YOU AN ANTISEMITE RACIST LIKE WE CLAIMED YOU ARE?

>>79389883
No, it shows me that you're all a bunch of retarded meme-spouting wetbacks.

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>>79390096
she's a nicer girl than people give her credit for

>>79390143
wow really makes me think

>>79390143
Which is why we voted for Trump who has immediately begun mass deportations.

>>79390117
>>79389589

I think you are just confusing your own projected strawman of what you WANTED Trump supporters to be like with the actual people who supported him.

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>>79390143
>U.S. law professor and author of the 2014 book Dog Whistle Politics Ian Haney-López described Ronald Reagan as "blowing a dog whistle" when the candidate told stories about "Cadillac-driving 'welfare queens' and 'strapping young bucks' buying T-bone steaks with food stamps" while he was campaigning for the presidency.[21][22][23] He argues that such rhetoric pushes middle-class white Americans to vote against their economic self-interest in order to punish "undeserving minorities" who, they believe, are receiving too much public assistance at their expense. According to López, conservative middle-class whites, convinced by powerful economic interests that minorities are the enemy, supported politicians who promised to curb illegal immigration and crack down on crime but inadvertently also voted for policies that favor the extremely rich, such as slashing taxes for top income brackets, giving corporations more regulatory control over industry and financial markets, union busting, cutting pensions for future public employees, reducing funding for public schools, and retrenching the social welfare state. He argues that these same voters cannot link rising inequality which has impacted their lives to the policy agendas they support, which resulted in a massive transfer of wealth to the top 1% of the population since the 1980s.[24]

>>79390143
Well, it's pretty simple. I can help! They hate all those things for different reasons, very little having to do with the economy. Muslims are despised because they follow an evil ideology and are violent. Black people, that's just fake news, no one freaks out over black people for no reason. Feminists are annoying. Banning illegal immigrants would cut off the bankers cheap labour at the source, and increase the standard of living for real citizens.

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>>79390084

>I lived to see the day /pol/ defends the jews and Israel and the left shits all over Israel and Jewish bankers

I really don't know how to feel

>>79390143
>forcing the government to cut services for the poor.
It could cut taxes to the bloated military budget or the repressive drug war or to its own pay cheques
But it opts to cut the social spending
The two are tied together in the dogma

>>79390219
It might just be poltards growing up and wanting a stable society while leftists are being bitter because they are fucked seeing as they're worthless, insane and in debt.

>>79390200
/pol/ goes on and on about the ZOG? What do you think ZOG even stands for?

>>79389741
Trumpism is contagious 4 u fags

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>>79390186
>>when it's the rich, bankers, and megacorporations screwing them over. They're the ones outsourcing jobs. They're the ones that want lots of immigration to lower wages. They're the ones pushing for tax cuts forcing the government to cut services for the poor.
>Which is why we voted for Trump who has immediately begun mass deportations.
And has appointed bankers and oil and telecommunication executives to his cabinent all of whom want to roll back regulations on their sectors, wants to cut taxes on the top earners, and cut social services starting with the ACA which suddenly a lot of Trump voters are realizing too late they need
pic related, its you

>>79390143
You can't really do anything about the rich elite, even if you get rid of them some other people are going to take their place and fuck over the plebs in some way.

>>79390261
He's literally deporting immigrants across the country.
/your argument

>>79390219
Stormfags have always been heavily anti-Trump since the beginning. The left these days consists of the true scum of of our society. Antifa, genuine antisemtic neonazis, communists, Muslims and brainwashed, rich, white college students whose parents ARE the 1%.

>>79390208
>Banning illegal immigrants would cut off the bankers cheap labour at the source
Are you going to pick fruit for a couple of bucks?
No?
Well then.

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>>79390232
they're here forever. it doesn't get any more stable than that.

>>79390295
An unstable society makes it a little harder to sit on the computer so they're just acting on their interests.

>>79390076
>just whatever is convenient at the time.
anon pls thats clearly the right, opposing whatever is best for society

People should realise Trump is /pol/'s husbando. Sure, it's not a usual choice but think of them as waifufags.
They will ignore all arguments and call you names because they have fallen in love. Hell, they'll even betray their own beliefs.
Just like Reifags.

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>>79390283
>The left these days consists of the true scum of of our society.

It's funny mostly because of the attempt to imply you're not scum, anon. You stupid fucking drama queen.

>>79390275
>I cant hear you
>la la la la la

>>79390233
/pol/ is not a hivemind. Amongst /pol/, those people are a tiny minority and among Trump supporters, /pol/ as a whole is a tiny fraction. That's like pretending all liberals believe in sharia law because muslims happen to vote for the same party.

>>79390343
Reality is directly conflicting with your beliefs you neckbeard.

>>79390275

>a few thousand so far

Wow it's nothing. And illegal immigration is only one part of the problem. Plus I except to see the libs and even red border states refuse to cooperate with the feds soon enough. When Mr. Texas billionaire sees his cheap workforce get deported, he's calling up his bought and paid for Congressmen to put a stop to it. The Koch brothers have already pulled support for Trump.

of course /tv/ would hate trump

he arrested 750+ pedos running child sex rings across the country

>>79390294
I'd do it for the market price, which, no would not be minimum wage. I expect if you wanted an american to do that crap you'd have to pay more than the typical mcdonalds. But I'd do it sure. Walk around in peace all day, listen to my music.

>>79390320
so, what's inconvenient, in other words

>>79390355
>The Koch brothers have already pulled support for Trump.
Trump never accepted any support from them to begin with.

You just like talking out of your ass because you are a biassed retard

Probably not even an American so you dont know shit about the country, except what your news tells you to think

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>>79390344
The problem with these attempts to normalize /pol/ and make it look like part of the mainstream is it'll deprive the gormless lemures of about the only thing they've got left to live for. Not that that's necessarily a bad thing.

>>79390355
So wait, are you actually admitting Trump is trying to do the right thing, but he probably won't be able to because the establishment is trying to prevent it from happening?

>>79389416
no clue...

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>>79390377
>biassed retard

>>79389089

>well researched

You are a powerful stupid gullible little faggot

>>79390385
You really need this evil, racist villain you made up in your head, don't you?

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http://screenertv.com/television/tonight-show-john-oliver-ll-cool-j-jimmy-fallon-nbc/

Oliver is a literal cuck, his wife sang to her "big daddy" LL Cool J to cum on her ("candy rain") right in front of him "for reasons known only to her"


>I'm gonna call you big daddy and scream your name.

>Matter fact I can't wait for your candy rain

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>>79390439
moshi moshi desu

>>79390401
>You just like talking out of your ass because you are a biassed retard
>thats the joke

Fucking retard

>Hillary wins
>more social justice and immigration
>Trump wins
>more support for Israel and tax/regulation cuts the rich, banks, and corporations (many owned by Jews)

Holy shit, the Jews literally always win

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>>79390444
I hope so too, Tammy.

>>79389910
you must not have been to /pol/ a lot then

>>79390461
Its like you are a literal retard. Isnt CTR gone, or do you do it for free

>Corporations didnt want Hillary as President
>They only spent 1.3 billion dollars on her

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>>79390449
your bike has streamers on the handles. it is a fag bike.

All these butthurt shitposter Euros and Aussies

Love it, 2017 is the best year ever because of these limp wristed numale faggots

How do I join CTR? Please take me. I can also double as a crisis actor!

>>79389157
>complains about buzzwords and uses one at the same time

>>79390461
But Trump has always said he wants to stimulate the American economy and bring back jobs for American workers? How else could he have done that without making it lucrative for corporations to come back to America and employ Americans? What the Bernout liberals need to understand is that helping the rich and helping the poor is not mutually exclusive. Capitalism is not an us vs them thing. If the rich are doing great in a free market, the middle class is doing better as well as a simple side effect. Obviously provided there is no mass immigration of cheap work forces happening.

>le political satire man

it ONLY works if you satire both sides equally

doesnt work if you're just the entertainment wing of the DNC

>>79390518
I can't believe we're in for at least 4 years of butthurt, it's gonna be great

>>79390530
Do you think Goldman Sachs and ExxonMobile should be running the American government? If you answered "No" then you are in CTR.

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>>79388848
anyone else notice how he used "spread like jet fuel" instead of "spread like wildfire"? He's been fucking memeing it up

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>>79390571
Doesn't have to be equal, just has to be funny. John Oliver's not funny.

>>79390565
>How else could he have done that without making it lucrative for corporations to come back to America and employ Americans?
Leftists have this perverse belief that businesses should basically be punished just for existing or that the government should make their existence as difficult as possible. They have a difficult time understanding that the easier it is for businesses to operate it the better it is for workers AND the economy. You gotta love how they always bring up Sweden as their example of a socialist utopia while conveniently ignoring it's easier to operate a business there than it is in America.

>>79390574
And now you have people calling themselves cuck voluntarily, to "take back the word".
This timeline keeps on giving.

>>79390571
>doesnt work if you're just the propaganda wing of the DNC
ftfy

>>79390576
Refer me to your manager senpai. I promise I'll work hard!

>>79390636
Do you think CNN and the mainstream media will eventually start calling themselves "fake news" in an attempt to take back the word too? I'm waiting for it to happen

>>79388848
If you dont like him then why were you watching it.

>>79390697
I was reading a news article about it and the article was a pretty abhorrent transcription but the article also had the whole episode embedded so I clicked play

>>79390599
Haha! Yes i always did think the left had the best le memes, guess that's what a fun, young powerhouse of millennials on fleek gets you! Slaaaayyyy

>>79390725
Are you having a stroke?

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>>79389933
Nice digits.

>>79390657
Absolutely sickening when they brought that term into usage as a last ditch attempt to preserve readers after dropping to the lowest ever public trust in their news due to years of blatant lying and agenda'd fabrication.

Whilst im glad it backfired on them and they hilariously failed to bury the term in response, it has still reduced all conversation now to "that's fake, no that's fake". Essentially it's made both sides act like the left.

>>79390632
>They have a difficult time understanding that the easier it is for businesses to operate it the better it is for workers AND the economy.

Ideally, but in the end large corporations always want to fuck everyone else over while they reap the profits to themselves.

>/pol/ is one person

This thread is reddit

>>79390439
lol ur cute

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ITT: adolescent redditors believe if you support a candidate, you agree with every single thing they say or do

I remember being 15

>>79389910
your mind has been affected by cult-like cognitive-behavioral conditioning

>>79390219
the left has been talking shit about israel being dicks for forever you cancerous fuck.

>>79390611
eh he pretty objectively is by basically any comedy writing standard. you're likely politically and cognitively biased to see him as unfunny because you have cognitive dissonance issues.

>>79388848
+1

well said.

I lived enough to see /pol/ sucking Israel's dick, defending bankers and praising a homojew pedophile.

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>>79389089

>>79388848
really strong episode for the new season, last season had shitty episode.

>>79389443
As a /pol/ack it is one of my main grievances.

>>79390054
Sonny

>>79389125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntWieh7YIgY

>>>/pol/
You have your own board.
Keep your shit on it.

>>79389089
>Drumpf joke
>Funny

>>79389337

Wow, 25% of people was enough to win the election?

>>79393593
Look at how many voted and how many live in the country

>>79393589
There wasn't a single drumpf joke in the last episode, but keep memeing

>>79393593
>less than 50% of the voting age population voted
>around 4 or 5 states actually mattered due to the mechanics of the electoral college and how the states choose electors.
it's been calculated that with the right people in the right places you could win the presidency with just ~22% of the vote.

>>79389792
>candidate promises to cut regulations
>does so once in office
>hurr muh wall street totally objective opinion article

you're a special kind american aren't you

63 million people didn't listen to John Oliver. 65 million people did. Nevertheless, he ultimately didn't change anything.

>>79391293
nice projection, truth is that only people that agree with his political opinions see him as a funny guy

>>79390993
Well, the goal of a business is to make profit, so...

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>>79391293
>guy ranting for an hour about how right he is about everything and how if you can't see he is the envoy of truth you're an idiot
>comedy

>>79391865
>>79391223
>>79390461
>>79390331
>>79390322
>>79390143
>>79389443
>>79389531
>>79389587
>>79389702
>All these libturds delicious butthurt tears

This isn't the site for you and FYI rich people were and will always be the best rulers amongst all, they don't need any power nor money, meaning they do it for the people, I've read an entire book about it underage redditor faggots gfo fucking away I) dont want to read any filthy comments from your shitty nigger hands go fuck uselves fucking underage redditors

>>79394068
>I've read an entire book about it
Subtle, you'll get someone with that bait

>>79394052
Except if it was someone you agreed with doing it you'd eat that shit up.

>>79390632
>it's easier to operate a business there than it is in America
How though? Taxes are high as fuck there. Dummies who are against paying taxes need to realize that the government needs money to function

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>>79389089
Reddit-tier opinions, my friend

>>79390636
You call yourself redpilled, a term coined by trans people, how gay are you?

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>>79389443
>>79389531
>>79389810
>libtards now using "you're being tricked by jews" argument
>using "triggered" and "cuck"
What happened? Have they realized that the /pol/ way is the only right way??

>>79390571
>it ONLY works if you satire both sides equally
name any satirical comedian, comic, show that does that
>wanting forced equality
Lmao

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>>79389443
They ignore it and call everyone who mentions it CTR

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>>79390446
So what? If being cuck triggers right wingers then I'll gladly be a cuck.

>>79394147
no I wouldn't, specially if he was as obnoxious as Oliver

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>>79389933
Trumpettes*

>>79394147
That's literally what you're doing.
>b-but i-if it was the opposite...
stop deflecting

>>79394204
They're not using /pol/ arguments, they're just pointing out the hypocrisy in them.

>>79393593
In the electoral college system? Yes.

Out of 219 million eligible voters, Trump got 63 million. Barely more than 25%.

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>>79394285
>that pic

>>79394349
>calls others hypocrites
>supports black supremacy
Leftists are retarded

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>>79390076
>forget that gun control bs, we want to shoot him
Nobody said this

>>79394430
>>supports black supremacy
What the actual fuck are you talking about? How could you possibly infer that from my post?

>>79389125
>knowing full well about a random alex jones rant..
mate u need some other new outlets. Besides one single crazy dude

>>79389933
trumplerinas*

>>79394430
You're a meme at this point, anon.

>>79394467
Because your a leftypol sjw

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>>79394549
>leftypol meme

They hate identity politics over there.

>>79389910
>implying a large portion of /pol/ isn't underage edgelords
I suppose there's irony in the fact that /tv/ is the exact same

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>>79394549
Better than being a Rightist because I can't get a girlfriend.

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>>79389531
>go take a look at /pol/ to see if this is real
>see this
You are not lying to me are you anon?

>>79394452
Pretty sure Sarah Silverman tweeted about how there should be an armed rebellion against trump.
Plenty of pro-gun control folks agree with her, just look up "shoot trump" or "assassinate trump" on twitter

Also your waifu is shit and an adultress

>>79394594
They donated to BLM, and they love Soros
>>79394621
>I can't get a girlfriend
Probably because they get freaked out by your rants about "White privilege" and "cisnormity"

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>>79388848
If so many people in the US consider themselves moderate, why do they uphold a binary system that supports extremes? Every eight years you people flip flop between extremely right and extremely left.

>>79388848
link to the episode?

>>79394684
>every Leftist is an SJW from Tumblr

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>>79394710
The only extremists are the Democrats

>>79394710

Americlaps are not very smar,
Most of them

>>79394750
Then why do you "people" support the "refugees" and removing White people from cultural, economic, and social institutions?

>>79394757
>small porcentage of "liberals" are insane
>huge porcentage of conservatives are insane

humm

last week tonight is legitimately funny even if he's a lefty shill

>>79389089
bait

>>79394802
>why do you "people" support the "refugees"
Lesser of two evils.

>removing White people from cultural, economic, and social institutions?
I don't. I think obsessively focusing on racial issues is divisive and pointless, a lot of Leftists feel the same way.

>>79394808
Conservatives aren't the ones out attacking political opponents and plotting to kill the President

>>79394922
>small porcentage

>>79394922
They were when obama was president

>>79394912
>white countries are now the greater of two evils

>a lot of leftists feel the same way
You can stop lying out your ass now, SJW

>>79394808
has there ever been a sane liberal?

>>79394996
Yes, most civilized people are
]It's just that /pol/ is dishonest and like to portray only the insane ones, so naive people like you start parroting their bs

>>79394957
The vast majority of leftists support everything that antifa is doing
>>79394962
Ah, yes. I remember how conservatives burnt whole states down after our lord and saviour Obama got elected

>>79394984
>>white countries are now the greater of two evils
No, leaving a bunch of destitute, fighting age men in a war torn country, desperate for some target to place all their rage on is the greater of two evils.

>You can stop lying out your ass now, SJW
Think of this logically: how does a focus on racial identity help a Communist struggle?

>>79395059
>being dishonest on the internet

>>79388848
>John plays video clip of Republican saying something dumb
>"This is ridiculous! Absolutely mind-boggling! It's like if you [Insert bizzare comparison that uses some kind of mammal in a human occupation]!
>Cue audience laughter

Repeat 40 times and you've got a show.
I used to think some of his bits were actually well researched, and some are, but as soon as he started shitting on third party candidates I gave up on him.

>>79395078

>Think of this logically: how does a focus on racial identity help a Communist struggle?
You leftists never had an issue before arming and funding any racial supremacist group as long as they weren't white

>>79395199
Not an answer

>>79395228
May not be an answer, but it's the truth

>>79395110
>leftypol now calls honesty dishonesty
The newspeak is real

>>79395191
Most third party candidates deserve to be shit on. People vote for them in protest, not because they would make a good president.

>>79395244
Yes anon, when you group everyone together as left or right, you can just ignore all the ideological differences and easily make sweeping generalizations. Congratulations on your logical fallacy.

>>79395284
>pushing dishonest even more

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>>79395313

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I thought it was funny

>>79390810
i think i know those people

>>79389089
He's like a lefty Alex Jones except he's always in retarded incoherent rant mode.

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Reminder that this is the state of the media.

When has Oliver ever made an actual funny joke?

>>79395285
Most mainstream candidates deserve to be shit on as well. Except Oliver couldn't do that with Clinton, and any time he did point out "flaws" they would be immediately refuted with some wacky metaphor.

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>>79395501

>>79395501
>Handsome idiot elected into Canada's highest office
They should get some african fire beaters to beat some sense into him

>>79389443

people from /pol/ generally are not very smart

He was mentioned in the emails. It's propaganda no matter how you look at it.

>>79395591

saying other people are not smart doesn't make you more intelligent.

>>79394808
can't we just all agree that every single person involved in american politics is retarded or tricking the retarded

>>79395655

its a board full of people who think shouting nazi shit is ok because its memes and "shit posting"

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>>79395714

yet you are obsessed by it, to constantly rant about them on a /tv/ board

how many times do you think you have typed /pol/ on /tv/

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>>79393589
>did an episode like 14 months ago mocking drumpf name
>butthurt trumpfags still whine about it daily

Damn, does America really have 42% unemployment? That's pretty crazy.

>>79395801
how many times have you been a blowhard polfag on the wrong board?

>>79395683
The truth is we're all tricked into thinking we're informed but really aren't. We're all in the fucking dark and people are selling us fake redpills.

>>79395834
Yes, and the murder rate in Chicago is 80%. Sad!

>>79395801
If you ignore them, all the time they spend sihtposting about /pol/ is wasted.

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>>79393593
60.2% of Americans voted (Source: http://www.electproject.org/2016g). Donald Trump got 46.1% of the popular vote (Source: http://cookpolitical.com/story/10174). There were 219 million eligible voters in the election.
219,000,000x0.602=131,838,000
131,838,000x0.461=60,777,318
60,777,318/219.000,000=0.28
28% of voter eligible Americans voted for Trump

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>>79395860

you are the type of person who claims they are college educated with a community college degree and probably complains about the stupid loan he took out to get it and can't believe he has to pay it back

you should have learned a trade pal, maybe you would have some employment in the feild you studied for

If you are smart as you say you are you boarding on average at best

go ahead mr smarty pants, cry some more about /pol/ on a tv board

>>79395950

this post contains incredible amounts of projection and delusion

t. not that guy

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>>79396018

No, Its just a common theme

sorry it hurt you

>>79395950
Cringe.

>>79395950
Do you get off on being an obnoxious dumb frogposter? It seems like it

>>79389189
Either they are paid shills or they just don't belong.

>Hide thread
>Move along

>>79394285
I watching him right now.

I enjoy watching Oliver because his existence triggers you faggots to no end

>>79394285

am i a homo if i think that look is actually kind of neat

its cool

>>79396430
Here's a (You), so you stay in this thread and don't annoy the rest of the board.

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>>79396430
>I indoctrinate myself because it make others disappointed

>>79396467
>>79396504
>Oh god it's like oh my god like I can't even like literally shaking right now

>>79396449
Pros
>Hot af
>Knows a lot about video games
>Knows even more about table top games

cons
>Manlet
>Shitty political views
>Leaf

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>>79396430

>>79396449
>>79396589
if you find that abomination attractive just kill yourself and do all of us a favor

you are a degenerate cuck btw

>>79396646
See
>>79396541

>>79396695

>if you find a person attractive you are a cuckold

Interesting. Unfortunately we can't all worship 2D waifus like you, tragic though that is.

>>79396701
>n-no u!!!

>>79396749
>being this fucking triggered
lmaoing at your entire life

>>79396741
>liking a pink haired piercing ridden liberal nigger dick lover
>not being a cuck

Pick one and only one

>>79396695
I like beards, but if I was gonna fuck him on the regular.

>Shave the head
>Make him move to less shit country
>Buy him normal human glasses
>rip out the metal, every where except his left ear

>>79396764
>lmaoing

>>79396769

This is such a nonsensical insult I actually can't tell if its an elaborate false flag or not.

>>79396803
>being this fucking new and triggered
lmaoing at your entire existence

>>79396835
>The replies are from the same person

>>79396871

So are you illiterate or do you just have zero reading comprehension?

>>79389792

Cognitive dissonance.

>/pol/: Hillary's the war candidate!
>Trump shits on several nations as soon as he gets into office and makes plenty of "jokes" about invading the Middle East again.
>/pol/: wtf I love war!

>>79396914
I don't understand the question. Quick call me new, trigged and illiterate, while I make a sandwich.

That way I'll be real upset while I eat it.

>>79396985

Less of a question, more of a statement really. I'm saying that you must be retarded, because his post laughing at you for thinking "lmaoing" was a mistake holds true no matter which of the replies were you.

Capiche?

>>79396985
>the replies are from the same person
lmaoing at your devastated bottom

>>79395947

THE SILENT MAJORITY VOTED FOR HIM IN THEIR DREAMS THAT NIGHT YOU LIBKEK FAGGOT

>>79396951

Its almost like theres more than 1 person posting on /pol/

>>79397059

It's almost like kneejerk flip flopping faggots can post anonymously and never get held to remarks made in their group, but insist everyone else should be.

>>79397030
I understanding, I didn't think "lmaoing" was a mistake, I just thought it was really cringey.

Considering he was throwing shit at that other anon, I though I would just point it out.

>>79397059

>i am incapable of accepting a common simplification to express that a group has a majority opinion because i am mentally challenged

>>79395402

That was fucking hilarious

Anyone that triggers the /pol/tards on this site so hard is worth checking out

>>79397174

How do you know what the majority opinion is? Did you take a poll? Opposing viewpoints get posted there constantly its impossible to tell what the majority thinks and its definitely not a consensus. What exactly makes you so angry about /pol/? It gets mentioned here so regularly its like listening to a schizophrenic talk about his imaginary tormentor.

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>>79397376
>its impossible to tell what the majority things on a board

That is completely fucking wrong by anyone's estimation, fucking lol

You must be incredibly new if you aren't able to pick up on each board's varying opinions and ideological quirks.

>>79397328
There's nothing funny about it. It's autism. The guy talks how Trump said it wasn't raining when it was (a few drops here and there), and suddenly he's a pathological liar. It's pathetic how he can't provide anything substantial at all.

>>79397328
>I'm only memeing when I spout my SJW shit!

>>79397125

Should all of /tv/ be held to the viewpoint that BvS is a great film just because it gets posted constantly? Or should they be held to the opposite opinion, which also gets posted with regularity? Just because opinions are posted often doesnt mean the majority of people on the board hold them. Your logic is dumb. If you spent some time over there you might realize there's a lot of intelligent reasonable people there and stop fretting about your boogeyman

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>>79397427

tbf tho even the most diehard Trump supporter has to admit he can be a little fast and loose with the facts sometimes

if youre a supporter you say it shows he doesn't reply on sanitized preprepared statements like mainstream politicians, or if youre not a fan you say it shows he's a pathological liar

you can choose your preferred spin, but the statement that "Trump tells significantly more untruths than the average US politician" is pretty much unassailable.

I love how much leftists love to throw "triggered" around now that their safe space project is falling apart, keep doubling down on that hypocrisy

>>79397411

See

>>79397456

>>79397494

personally I love how /pol/ posters of all ideologies like to make these bizarre non-sequiturs apparently replying to posts that aren't there quoting things that they "feel" are true

>>79397502

But every time someone posts that BvS is a great film there is a pretty even (and fierce) argument about whether it really is or not - its a close tie. Whereas if you made a post supporting, say, designated Safe Spaces at universities, the response would be overwhelmingly negative to a degree far more extreme than mere chance could allow.

Do you understand? You are seeing things as if there is only a binary option - things are either 100% agreed on or exactly 50/50 split. Its perfectly possible for an opinion to not be unanimously held but to still be undoubtedly a majority opinion.

Does that all make sense?

>>79397523

But it is true. People on the left are constantly making jokes about how conservatives are triggered and need safe spaces now that the alt-right has made their beliefs the mockery of the world. They've turned to making a joke of their own ideology, its kind of pathetic

>>79397479
He's basically saying
>I heard of these things and will investigate further
Then there are concrete things of high import.

It only becomes a problem when autistic libtards are looking for a reason to shit on somebody.

>>79397616
Just spitballing here, do you think there is anything that "leftists" could do that wouldn't make people laugh at them?

If they continued with this safe-space idea that you say they all hold, you'd think they were pathetic. If they doubled-down on it, you'd think they were pathetic. Now that they are showing that they clearly think safespaces are retarded just like you do, you're calling them pathetic.

I don't think safespaces are the founding principle of leftist thought - its not like by being against safe spaces (like you) they are fundamentally betraying their beliefs.

>>79397583

The example you gave is so far removed from the original example its a false equivalency. Anyone who posts on /pol/ obviously believes safe spaces are retarded as it is pretty much the beating heart of free speech on the internet. That doesnt mean there isnt rabid debate about the benefits or justification for war at all times over there. Or about just about any topic you can think of. Reducing /pol/ to a monolith of thought is dishonest and you know it, unless youve never actually spent any time there

>>79397677

>He didn't mean them seriously, they were just off-the-cuff mistakes

HH: I’ve got two more questions. Last night, you said the President was the founder of ISIS. I know what you meant. You meant that he created the vacuum, he lost the peace.

DT: No, I meant he’s the founder of ISIS. I do. He was the most valuable player. I give him the most valuable player award. I give her, too, by the way, Hillary Clinton.

HH: But he’s not sympathetic to them. He hates them. He’s trying to kill them.

DT: I don’t care. He was the founder. His, the way he got out of Iraq was that that was the founding of ISIS, okay?

HH: Well, that, you know, I have a saying, Donald Trump, the mnemonic device I use is Every Liberal Really Seems So, So Sad. E is for Egypt, L is for Libya, S is for Syria, R is for Russia reset. They screwed everything up. You don’t get any argument from me. But by using the term founder, they’re hitting with you on this again. Mistake?

DT: No, it’s no mistake. Everyone’s liking it. I think they’re liking it. I give him the most valuable player award. And I give it to him, and I give it to, I gave the co-founder to Hillary. I don’t know if you heard that.

HH: I did. I did. I played it.

DT: I gave her the co-founder.

HH: I know what you’re arguing…

DT: You’re not, and let me ask you, do you not like that?

HH: I don’t. I think I would say they created, they lost the peace. They created the Libyan vacuum, they created the vacuum into which ISIS came, but they didn’t create ISIS. That’s what I would say.

DT: Well, I disagree.

HH: All right, that’s okay.

>>79389089
you forget trump voters hate facts

>>79397758
Remember that he communicates with Alex Jones. He knows more than you, anon. Obama created ISIS.

>>79397479
> more untruths than the average US politician
You do not live here, you do not follow politics if you do. We had major happenings because of how untruthful it gets.

>>79397692

With so many options leading to being pathetic, what does that tell you about leftists?

No but seriously, when you adhere to a belief when you have the weight of the world behind you, but abandon it when you encounter resistance, what does that make you? Not only abandon it, but join in its mockery. Some would call that pathetic, but there's actually a much more fitting word. Its called cowardice

>>79389089
i think he has shit delivery

>>79397839

I mean, personally I have my doubts that safe spaces were ever anything more than a minority opinion, but even supposing that youre right, I would call that person "a reasonable person who is capable of changing their mind when their errors of judgement are shown", and to be honest it doesn't at all seem like a bad thing to me.

Diehard partisan politics is a cancer on society, calling people "cowards" for being reasonable seems like a bad direction to go in.

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Can't we all just get along?

>>79397876

If they were reasonable as you claim they wouldnt be attacking their opposition with the failings of their own movement. Not only is that partisan its incredibly, monumentally dumb

>>79397905
no

Can someone post a non-region locked mirror of that episode? It's fun making fun of /pol/ but I just want to watch some tv. this is /tv/ after all.

>>79397948

>have a foolish opinion
>when confronted by evidence realise its foolish
>now call it foolish when you see it

Seems reasonable to me.

>>79397980

Their opinion hasnt changed, its only that the current of public thought is changing direction. Leftists are like fish that are unable to swim upriver. If they hadnt been made a fool of in the public sphere they would still be doubling down on these ideas. And you can guarantee that if they get the chance theyll do it again.

>>79398171

I'm seeing a lot of unsubstantiated vitrol here. I don't understand how you expect leftists to redeem themselves in your eyes if you think that as people with leftist opinions they are inherently deceitful/cowardly/unintelligent.

You implied that you too are opposed to partisanship earlier, but this post of yours is the very essence of it. Its like you hate them because of their affiliated buzzword, not because of their ideas or actions.

>>79394170
>what is labeling fallacy
>what is broken thinking

>>79395950
lol i love cringeposting

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>>79389810
this!

it's like that movie about the dark side, the balance and the jewdis

>mfw

ACTUALLY TRUMP IS A LOT LIKE THIS PUPPY MR FIZZLEBERRIES

GET OUT OF THAT SIT, MR FIZZLEBERRIES, DOGS CAN'T BE PRESIDENT!

NO MY WIFE IS WITH HER 4 BLACK BROTHERS NOW, WHY?

>>79398171
>muh strawmen
>muh dehumanization
>muh cognitive dissonance
please seek out a new safe space.

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>>79395402
/pol/ BTFO

>>79398254

Quite easily actually. Stand up for their convictions and fight for them on even ground. Have a backbone and defend their ideas with logoc and reason. Youll actually find that a lot of people on the right, and libertarians, have much more of a problem with how leftists ACT than with how they think. Leftist ideals, while disagreeable to those that oppose them, are not the reason why leftists are so widely despised across the political spectrum. Its actually because of how they conduct themselves in defense of those ideas that has earned them so many enemies

>>79398468

>stand up for their convictions
>even when shown to be wrong

Idiot.

>>79398358

Don't see any arguments in this post

>>79398497

They didnt even try to defend them. They were never proven "wrong", they were only shown opposition and gave up the fight immediately out of fear of not being popular. Theyre like a bully that will push people around until given even the slightest bit of resistance, and then they retreat. You know the old saying about punching a bully in the nose. Its because they are cowardly.

>>79394068
>they don't need any power nor money

Anon, those are the people that need power and money more than anyone

>>79390076
Real lefties never supported gun control, that's a neoliberal position

>>79390632
>read my straw man I made about the left guys, I developed this idea during discussions with economics professors on YouTube comment sections!