>You know what the scariest thing is? To not know your place

>>79388344
M Night Bazinga is a fucking hack

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>To not know your place in this world.
>To not know why you're here.
>Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake!

>>79388344
>this much cringey navel gazing about comic book characters

m. night shamamalamamlmlmmm was a mistake

unbreakable and split are capekino

>>79388344
>Do you suppose that if this had been made in the last 4-5 years it would have surpassed Bane on /tv/?
wtf are you even talking about?

baneposting became a thing because of the hijack scene where cia and bane have an exchange of words with homosexual undertones

this isnt like that

youre a faggot OP

>>79388747
i think it was because of that and its a terrible, laughable scene

>>79388344
What? No way.
This scene is too good to meme.

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>>79388344
>push him down the stairs
Guess you was wrong about me lol!

>>79388905
How is this comparable? Everything in this scene was spot fucking on, from the screenwriting to the cinematography to the acting. Even quentin "3:17" fartaino said shamalamama got the best performance out of willis throughout his entire career

>>79388747
>homosexual undertones
fucking faggot

>>79388747
>admits to worshipping a scene with homosexual undertones
>calls others faggots

>>79388344
Just watched this movie yesterday.

Its the only capemovie aside from knight that I liked

>>79389384
It's not even a capemovie. It's a movie about guys who talk about capeshit too much.

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>>79389421

>>79389421
>t's not even a capemovie.
wrong

>>79389421
>It's not even a capemovie
fucking retard

>>79389421
>you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.
>They called me Mr Glass.
>note cape

so im like an hour into unbreakable and i just find it dumb. the dude is so adamant he's not invulnerable but its like literally the easiest thing to test and confirm or disprove, just lightly smash your toe against some furniture, doesnt hurt? try dragging a kitchen knife across your forearm, see if it makes a mark, no? try harder, still nothing? well i guess sammy j was right. its not a mystery at all, its artificially being made into a mystery.

>>79390642

>so im like an hour into

fuck off

So what are Bruce Willis's powers exactly?

>>79391257
His superpower is to call the police and have them arrest the supervillain.

>>79391257
>relative invoulnerability: he can loose conciousness with too much force though
>immunity to diseases
>top human level strength
>knowing a persons wrong (or just worst) deeds by touch
>intuitive knowledge of who's dangerous/hides weapons etc.

weakness:
can't swim (bones and muscles too dense?)

>>79391310
But could he throw Superman into the Sun?

>>79391257
To not smile.

>>79390642
yes that's the biggest plothole in the movie. Shamalamadingdong recognized that i think and therefore wrote Willis' character to be a little bit slow, willfully ignorant, selectively amnesiac. Just think about the scene where he asks his wife if she rememberts him ever being sick. Like that dude can't remember himself if he was ever sick. Everyone around him would have gotten the flu a thousand times and he never wondered what was wrong with him.