50 Shades

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Please be in London!!!

do you see any pusy hair?

>>79387326
yes

how kinky is the fuckery

>>79387352
wow! go into detail!

>>79387372
>murkins are hawt anon tell me moar

kys cunt

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>>79387182
I'm not gonna see chad fucks stacy: the movie
The fact that it's so insanely popular is a testament to how fucked up society is right now and how badly we need a fascist government to clean things up

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I'm a rich guy, where do I find a completely bland, normal girl with no semblance of personality and only passable looks to cause an abnormal amount of drama and shitfuckery in my life?
Please respond!

>>79387182
was it good? first one got me pretty wet

>>79387416
University

>>79387410
It's not popular. The vocal minority are just exceedingly vocal on the subject, more so than they usually are.

Fuck the books are some of the worst garbage I've ever read and you can clearly see it's fanfiction. The only good thing to come from this series is the fact hollywood is making bank off moronic sjws and nu-males.

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>>79387182
What's the most ridiculous thing he buys her in this movie?

>>79387416
guy has a raging oedipus complex. there's drama to go around

>>79387474
Every guy has an oedipus complex, and we still, as an entire gender, produce less dramajoules than the average classroom of teenage girls.

>>79387557
It's a fanfiction of Twilight. I refuse to believe there is a woman out there as stupid as the main.

>>79387353
ben wa balls and spanking is about as extreme as it gets

>>79387372
very short, neatly trimmed

>>79387450
there's a scene where after waking up together, Christian hands Anastasia a cheque for $24,000 dollars (because "I earn that every 15 minutes"). She refuses, so he calls up his assistant to transfer the money anyway.

>>79387382
>uhhh cunt cunt cunt look at me im an aussie cunt haha cunt is in my vernacular!
>mmmm kys meme meme kys kys kill meme yourself s s s s s s s should be ky lmao hahacunt

>>79387557
the point of the female fantasy is that Christian Grey is a bundle of vaguely defined issues that plain jane saves him from, not that she herself is creating drama. do you have any idea what you're talking about at all

>every guy has an oedipus complex
also no

>>79387669
>very short, neatly trimmed
hot go on

>>79387726
>triggered

kys cunt

>>79387812
just watch it. it's in theatres now.

>>79388097
It's cgi anon. Go look it up.

>>79387669
>there's a scene where after waking up together, Christian hands Anastasia a cheque for $24,000 dollars (because "I earn that every 15 minutes"). She refuses, so he calls up his assistant to transfer the money anyway.

This is why women are so fucking entitled lmao.

Thats like the 'thatHappened' memes where people slow clap and somebody hands somebody a cheque for $100.

>>79388047
>uuhhh cunt cunt cunt better double down ! cunnnnt aussie yeahhh culture yeaaahh

As a fag, I'm terribly annoyed watching more tits (which are ugly) than Jamie's dong. Why would the middle aged mom still want to see a young woman naked anyway?

So what's the kinkiest part(s)?
Some light bondage and spanking?

>No thread on this?
I don't think many soccer moms post here

>>79387557
>and we still, as an entire gender, produce less dramajoules than the average classroom of teenage girls.

Youtube is quickly disproving this.

>>79389594
Because middle aged moms missed the boat on discovering glorious yaoi and are forever conditioned to shlick to disgusting normie hetero sex as a result.

>>79387182

I dont pay money to see porn for women.

>>79387182
Fifty Shades of Shit