>objective: survive

>>79385387
Everybody is gonna get his ass.

Chink SCR when

>>79385730

the shotgun scene is worth seeing it in the theater

>>79385387
What are the chances that he'll die in the 3rd part?

Objective: bore the audience to death showing them a movie without a plot and a main character without any properties except shooting people.

>>79386310

Pretty high, I could see something like a really fresh faced newbie assassin manages to corner him and John is just too tired to go and asks him to drive him to the beach where he and his wife used to go and tells him from now he's got to live with being the guy who killed John Wick so he better live up to the responsibility.

"They're going to expect great things from you. Don't miss."

>>79386353
SOMEBODY GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE

>>79386353
Mad Max and Hardcore also both had no plot/ interesting mc, yet they were really fun. Don't you know what fun is?

>>79386353
>the lone autist in the crowded theater writes on his cheeto covered notepad about how this action movie has no plot depth as people around him have fun and enjoy the cinematography
>"t-these plebs d-don't know true kino" he tries to say out loud but is cut off by the movie action being far louder than his shrill beta voice

Do Mute chicks moan when getting fucked?

John needs to answer this question for us

>>79386310
Better question:
What are the chances that they will kill HIS DOG in the sequel and it will be "John is fucking pissed: the movie"

>>79386391
>Hardcore
Fuck off underage

Anybody seen it yet? I'm going to see it this week. Expecting good things.

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>>79386409

>>79386391
I liked Max Max. I would never even think about comparing it to this stinking piece of pleb flick.

>>79386440
Just came back from watching it, you'll love it if you're not like this guy>>79386353
The soundtrack is also breedy good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n17xpzan3t8

>objective: waste ammunition by shooting each henchmen at least three times

Easily the stupidest gun toting action hero ever created.

>>79387555
epic bait

>>79387555
>Don't confirm kill
>Wounded henchman shoots you in back
>Get laughed into the afterlife

>>79387555
>shooting someone in the leg with a pistol instantly immobilizes them
Clearly you've never been shot before, I did (in the leg with a 9mm gun, it was a drunk bet), and while it was nearly impossible to walk, I could easily operate my arms and even called some of my friends to tell them that "I just fucking shot myself lol"
A well-trained henchman would easily shoot John in the back if he wasn't shot directly in the face

>>79385387
I liked the movie, although let's be completely honest, it added nothing new to the JW1 formula.

I guess John Wick 5 will be about him wiping out all sentient life in the galaxy.

>>79387862
I hope it gets more ridiculous as it goes on. He has to wipe out all alien life because they broke his coffee maker and killed his pet aardvark.

>>79387862
He'll go on a rampage in the sequel because they will kill his dog, again and die in the end. Him living through the whole world aiming to kill him is just way too ridiculous

>>79387862
It's only set to be a trilogy and the director (who owns the rights to the character and films) is adamant about that.

The only exception he has to that is he is open to making a mini series about John's "impossible task"

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>>79386409

>>79387862
>John Wick gets a zoo in Syria
>ISIS bombs said zoo
John wipes out ISIS and then goes to America to destroy the CIA since they supported them with weapons earlier in the war. He will also wipe Saudi Arabia from the map

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>mfw pencil scene

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>>79387924
stop reddit spacing
stop using grammar and punctuation

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>>79387986
>even John trembles for a moment as he penetrates someone's skull with a fucking pencil
>mfw

>>79388019
Not him, but retarded phoneposters like you should all be anally ravaged.

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>>79388019
>stop writing correctly on the Internet

John Wick in marvel universe when?

>>79388103
John Wick x The Punisher when?

>>79388103

Keanu's a DC guy, Constantine proved that

I WANT RUBY'S CUMMIES

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>>79388019

>I used to space my shit like this on 4chan before reddit was even more popular than digg.

>mfw I still fucking do it now.

>>79385387
That's John Wick 3 though

>>79390656

It's just good formatting, how do these people type letters?

>>79386375
Pure kino tbf. Good job annon

>>79390690
Those spaces are a fucking eysore and a waste of space. We're not writing letters here, were having 2nd grade level discourse on a Cambodian basket weaving forum.

>>79390937
Your posts are waste of space, you fucking autist.