[tells you to fuck off, therefore defeating your entire argument]

>>79383730
Piers wound have gotten so much respect if he got up and punched this mouthy beta cunt. If piers did that and tweeted "we hit back" he would have gone down as a legend . You can see from the beginning of the interview this guy had a hard on for piers

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We have plenty of fuckwits here in Australia, i'm sorry that hes been let loose to run his mouth about political shit he knows nothing about

>>79383963
Truly a national treasure

>speaking loudly and interrupting others is a legitimate and praised debate method

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>mfw THIS is the individual we have representing Australia discussing world politics abroad

i'm australian and i've literally never heard of him

>>79383730
literally whom

I met his mother once at my work, she hates him and says he's a diva now.

>HE'S FUCKING HITLER
>HITLER DIDN'T KILL JEWS ON THE FIRST DAY AND TRUMP HASN'T KILLED JEWS ON THE FIRST DAY EITHER
>SEE THE FUCKING PATTERN MATE?
>FUCK OFF!

>>79383730
what kind of hairstyle is that? looks like a fucking troll doll

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OZIOE6aMBk
Really makes you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEbPNAdchGc

jim jeffries literally and unironically has has a cuckold fetish, likes taking it up the ass with a strapon, and likes to eat his own cum

I fingered his sister in a Sydney nightclub once actually

>>79384341
>if we had guns the Sydney Seige and the Bourke street rampage could have been avoided

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>>79384361
>Patrice

This guy is hilarious at his live shows, but why are people pretending we should listen to comedians political ideas?

>changes his whole comedy style to fit in with the liberal comedy style most comedians do these days

kek remember when jefferies used to actually be an outlier of sorts?

i'm genuinely surprised that jim jeffries has a moderately successful stand up career. he's just some bogan cunt who loves drugs.

>>79384198
he's not famous here because he's not unique

>>79384452
Because comedians are mostly liberal, they have followings, and they're able to push their ideas on idiots and disguise it as a joke

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DUDE I TALK LIKE A BOGAN BUT IM REALLY A LEFTY RETARD WHO CAN'T WAIT TO BE DISARMED BY MEN WITH FIREARMS

I'm Australian and have literally never heard of this guy. Only came in here because I thought it was some new meme.

>cucks are cool
>fuck of--..damn....

lol get rekt

>>79384361
Timestamp?

>>79384341
>no one needs guns to protect themselves
>audience laughs, then claps
>you're 80% more likely to shoot yourself
>audience howls at the funny imagery
>most people who break into your house just want your TV
>huge laughter
>you think they want to kill you?
>everyone laughs, more clapping

haha comedy

>>79384757
46 and on

>>79384629

>thinks they are jokes instead of reality being ridiculous

It's cool to be contrarian yo.

>>79383730
>"Trump hasn't been in office long enough to judge what he's done so far."
>"But you also can't call him names because he hasn't done anything apocalyptic yet."
Nah, Piers is a cunt. He's the definition of a contrarian cunt. When he still had his CNN show he would routinely do his grandstanding monologue, then argue with guests who agree with his grandstanding monologue.
>>79383777
Piers is like an unattractive Hugh Grant. You think he could take an Aussie alcoholic? Come off it, m8.

>>79384968
Jeffries is a huge pussy and proud of it. See >>79384341 My money's on Piers.

>>79384409
Hex is his sister? How come he's so ugly then?

>>79385145
Quick question: Are you retarded or just autistic?
Nothing in that clip could be interpreted as
>Jeffries is a huge pussy and proud of it
by a person with normal cognitive functions.

>>79385346
Did you miss the part where guys broke into his house, tied him up ,cut him, threatened to rape his girlfriend, and he defends them by saying home security is bullshit and most people who break into your house aren't violent?

>>79385533

They probably got weirded out and left when he started stroking his cock.

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>MUSLIM BAN
[Piers states its not really all muslims but 7 countries with islamic extremism]
>FUCK OFF!
[crowd erupts in applause]

>>79384341
I don't understand how he can be anti-gun. His apartment was broken into and his girlfriend was almost raped at machete point.
I also don't understand why he's defending the "muzzies" now. He would talk all sorts of shit about them on O&A.

>>79386467

>I don't understand how he can be anti-gun. His apartment was broken into and his girlfriend was almost raped at machete point.

Clearly he hoped she would have gotten raped so he could have jerked off in the corner

>>79386467
Well you see he was in the shower at the time so that means guns are bullshit.

>>79385533
>Did you miss the part where guys broke into his house, tied him up ,cut him, threatened to rape his girlfriend,
Nope. None of that makes him a huge pussy since they had weapons.
>and he defends them
But no he doesn't, you delusional fuck.
>by saying home security is bullshit and most people who break into your house aren't violent?
And he didn't say that either, fuckwit. He said most people who break into houses aren't interested in killing.

>ultra liberals love the guy who thinks rape is funny because he denounced the Muslim ban
lol
I like Jim and I hate Piers but Jim sounded like a fucking child here

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>>79383730
>Morgan tries to laugh it off ,but you can see the butt hurt deep in his eyes

JUST A REGULAR OCKER AUSSIE BLOKE PRAYING TO ANTIFA AND LETTING REFUGEES FUCK MY SONS MOTHER TRUE BLUE MATE CUNT SHIT CUNT CUNT

>>79386467
>I also don't understand why he's defending the "muzzies" now. He would talk all sorts of shit about them on O&A.

probably got a root from one of the 'muslim' girls who drinks alcohol and fucks haram guys but doesnt let her family meet the kaffir or know about him happened to me and i swallowed the blue pill for a while

>omg it's another liberal comedian triggering me episode

Face it. There are no funny right wing comedians.

>>79387093
bill burr

>>79387656
whats his kid look like?

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>>79383730
>it's another /pol/ complains people were mean to them episode

>>79387793
nah, its redditors who massively shitpost this site episode
like every episode before it since that faggot got elected

should have just appeased the mindless cucks of the world by letting that bitch hillary win, now we just hear the whining entitled little turds of the world crying because muh progress

>>79387656
Burr says numerous times that he leans left. Try actually watching him.

For a man who has never seen bill hicks he sure likes to imitate him a lot

>used to just be jokes about being drunk and doing stupid shit with the lads
>now goes on political tirades against everything American and lefties lap it up
He will only ever rear his unfunny head if there's a shooting in America, yet he's suspiciously quiet about any other country.

You used to be so good on o&a Jim. What happened

>>79384411

Yeah, like all those american terrorist attacks that have been stopped by civilian guns. Oh wait

>>79384328
It's the "holding on to the last bit of youth I got" cut

>>79383730
ITT: angry piers neets.

Jim did absolutely nothing wrong but spoke the truth.

>>79384759
You've been skipping your SSRI's haven't you, darling?

>>79388883
>fuck off
>spoke the truth

>screams expletives over opinions he doesn't like
>'Literally Hitler' as an argument
>crowd goes wild

Comedian is the easiest job there is.

>>79387916
>now goes on political tirades against everything American and lefties lap it up

Well that's it he's probably making more money now he's become a full time professional cuck

>>79383730
I thought Piers Morgan got BTFO'd back to Britain. What's he doing back in America?

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>this thread
>REEEEEEEEEE YOU MUST TOLERATE MY INTOLERANCE

>>79389124
(((They))) need him now more than ever

>>79389160
Who is this, and why does some dogshit tier tweet have literally 200x my most liked tweet?

>>79386990
because it's frustrating as shit knowing everything you're saying is completely reasonable while the audience only applauds for the screaming idiot despite you clearly having the better argument

Jim Jeffries is painfully unfunny. His whole shtick is to ham up his accent and perform to foreigners who eat it up.

He is a fuckwit. You Yanks can have him.

>>79389208
mindless liberals

>>79384594

He's not a bogan. It's all an act. He used to be an opera singer before he broke his voice.

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>implying u objectively enjoy that poncy english cunt
>Trumptards on full retard control

Lefitsts can't argue or debate anymore. Reality has completely left their side. All they have left is name-calling and behaving like children.

>>79388761
You know how many terrorist attacks targeted NRA conventions or southern rodeos? In fact, can you name a single terrorist attack targeting an area with high civilian gun ownership?

>>79387093
>there are no funny comedians
ftfy

>>79389380
Another cocksucker who regularly skips his antidepressants.

>>79384165
Ever seen the national debate conference where the black team did just that? Throw out enough verbal vomit at volume and it's a "winning" tactic.

>>79390126
What?

>>79389380
Agreed

>>79390176
My guess is that since you find this enlightened leftist comedian to be an unfunny wannabe you must be mentally ill, and since you are voicing your opinion you must be off your meds. You see, lefties can not stand the idea that their opinions and shtick can be disliked by anyone so they attempt to dehumanize you by inferring you are less than them in a way or deficient in another.

Don't fret though, in an insane world the "madman" holds the key to sanity.

>>79390382
But if I'm mentally ill then I score high on the opression scale, yes? Thus my opinion is more deserving to be listened to? What a dilemma.

>>79389861
reality was never on their side to begin with.

>>79384620
I don't think people here like having politics aggressively forced down their throats. Fucking Waleed is hated by half the population and he's pretty passive.

>>79386467
He's jewish.

>>79389160
Trump's win really broke these people, they think they're Harry Potter or that girl from Hunger Games and that they're bravely fighting Nazis and saving all the minorities and women from death camps.

>>79383730
>please consid-
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>but
>FUCK YOU FUCK OFF FFFFFUCK
Leftists pls stop copying r9k, you're breaking the balance.

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>>79383730
You want me to listen to your argument? Even though you're a white male?

>>79388793

He actually was bald but took propecia or something like that

>>79384195
Par for the course desu

>>79383730
He really wrecked that guy, I love to see idiots being verbally defeated.

>>79394747
This, if you think 80%+ muslims not being affected by the muslim ban means it's not a muslim ban then you're clearly an idiot. No tolerance for idiots.

>>79392879
keep poking and prodding

dont let them calm down and take a breath

>>79394887
so only 20% of muslims are in Saudi Arabia and Indonesia?
As well as the muslims in other countres

>>79389208
Because you're not funny or interesting

>>79395827
It's still a policy which discriminates on religion. If you're actually for that I pity you.

>>79396032
youre moving the goalposts there.
The ban is to stop islamic extremists entering the US.
If Ireland was ripe with IRA Id be fine with a ban

>bongs and burgers getting toasty cause they got shut down by an Aussie

L O V I N G E V E R Y L A U G H M A T E S

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>>79384165
>>79390161
That's how Trump won the election!

COURT CRUISE CONTROL

>>79390176
if you question leftist propagandists you are a "le crazyzayyy person r u kddn me!!!"

I don't even like him all that much but

>it's a Piers stays calm and voices his opinions at a reasonable level of volume and never shouts over the other person yet still gets shit on and shouted over just because they disagree episode

>>79396091
But the amount of Islamic extremists that have actually committed crimes on US soil are so limited in number, especially from the countries included in the ban, that the entire process seems so unnecessary and inconvenient. Especially when you factor in the actual american citizens and green card holders that were affected by it.

The exclusion of Saudi Arabia (the real perpetrators of 9/11) and the fact that its only a 90 day ban makes it seem like this was just Trump flexing his muscles and trying to make good on his campaign promises in whatever miniscule way they can appease his rabid base.

So let's put down this 21 billion for this Wall friends! Our other 20 billion infrastructure plan can wait a few years, who needs roads and bridges when we've got all of these dirty foreigners in our country!

>>79396177
Piers deserves everything he gets dude. Jeffries is a retard but Piers has been an insufferable cunt all his life and doesn't deserve to have his dick ridden so hard because he got yellded at.

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>>79384414

>playing WoW in 2006 listening to O&A with Patrice and Louis Ck

>>79383730
This is why liberals currently can't get anything done. Whether you agree with him or not - Piers was trying to make a point and back it up with facts. Simply telling him to "fuck off" doesn't negate anything he said and doesn't win you the argument. Nevertheless, the story is that Jeffries SLAYED Morgan. YASSSS YASSS CLAP BACK JIM!!!!

They put witty (and often not witty) retorts up on a pedestal instead of actual discussion and logic. Again, not saying I agree with Piers... just saying that telling him to fuck off is in no way constructive.

Cucks like him belong on a cross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVqwKXgCJ3g

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>>79396577
>cucks
fuck off weirdo. im embarrassed for you

>>79396673

liberal scum

>>79396234
Only a couple of terrorists did 9/11

>>79396032
Which discriminates what is easily the worst religion on Earth today. So where's the problem? Are you a boy-fucking, woman on fire lighting savage?

>>79396824
No but Catholic priests also fuck boys.

Who am I to say someone else's culture is wrong? What gives mine more right to exist?

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r-r-religion of p-p-peace

>>79396907
>cherry picking charts discredit an entire culture

Christianity and Judaism are much bloodier religions than Islam

>>79387093
Dennis Miller, Nick DiPaulo, Sam Hyde, David Angelo, Adam Corolla, Norm Macdonald off the top of my head.

>>79387872
Bill Bur is straight down the middle, as is a lot of comedians the left tries to claim

>>79396873
>No but Catholic priests also fuck boys.

At rates similar to the population at large, in other words, there is nothing special about Catholic priests.

>Who am I to say someone else's culture is wrong?

Funny how this doesn't seem to apply when "someone else" is Nazis/fascists.

>What gives mine more right to exist?

Rights are just a social construct, dummy. And that social construct will be short-lived if we let OUR nations get swarmed with Muslims. They WILL outbreed us and their norms WILL overtake ours because they don't give a shit about our collective delusions like egalitarianism. We have a few years, maybe a decade to turn this thing around or it veers off the cliff. We have to drop the baggage from the 60s fast or we're done for. Wake the fuck up.

>>79397000
based on what? Youre desire to be a good little democrat?

>>79397000
>Christianity and Judaism are much bloodier religions than Islam
you seemed to have made a mistake and pressed submit before you shown your sources, anon

>>79397053
>imply rabbis and imams dont rape children all the time

its amazing how it never seems to make the main stream news

>>79397070
>>79397072
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_and_violence
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judaism_and_violence

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>>79383730
>Fack off ya cunt boista, ahm just troyna get me rocks off heya takin' the kanga shit on the prezzy and yor cummin' up loik a fackin' abo hootin' 'bout Trahmp's nawt Hitlah, like fack off, Trahmp's obviously Hitlah ya molly facked spoidah.
>audience whoops and hollers and cheers

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>>79397120
jesus fucking christ, you're actually serious

>>79397120
wheres the one for islamic violence so we can all compare?
why isn't there any catholic violence today? im confused

>>79397000
>Christianity and Judaism are much bloodier religions than Islam
>yfw there is a leftist cuck out there who UNIRONICALLY believes this

M8, Islam literally only started spreading once Muhammad started enforcing it with violence. It's "violent conquest - the religion". And the other big difference between Islam and the others is that the others have stopped violent conquest (don't pretend modern American imperialism has anything to do with Christianity). Islam is as violent now as it was hundreds of years ago.

>>79389887
>implying a bunch of cows and inbreds are ideal targets

>>79397120
Youre using a wikipedia source to try and prove Christianity has a more violent past? Are you a fucking retard?

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Talk about a fall from grace. I knew he was catering to the left with his new material but this was full blown out liberal shitbag mode. These stupid cunts are gonna hand Trump another fours on a silver platter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEf6JsJBXeE

>less than a month into office and Trump is already a fucking disaster
>Trump supporters desperately trying to spin this shit

>>79397243
(you)

>>79397155
It's crazy I know! It's almost as if radicals are extreme in their views and actions! Radical Christians have never been extreme though. Neither have Jews.

>>79397153
That wasn't what the posters quoting me asked for but here you go friend. Catholics aren't particularly violent today but their religion is also much older and more established.

>>79386467

>His apartment was broken into and his girlfriend was almost raped at machete point.

He's a literal cuck, he probably enjoyed it.

>>79397295
>Catholics aren't particularly violent today but their religion is also much older and more established.
so are we to treat muslims are evolutionary inferior? is that what youre implying? they don't know any better

Piers should have just asked him to put his money where his mouth is
"Look, I'm clearly not going to convince you otherwise. So how about this, I will bet you one million dollars that there won't be a single concentration camp or gas chamber by 2024"
When he says he doesn't have one million dollars (due to being poor and untalented), then ask him why it matters if he's so sure he's going to win

>>79397243
>hes a disaster because the media told me to cry about the Muslim ban, and Im a tremendous faggot so i will

>mfw Based Trump brings back minimum wage factory jobs

Literally praying to Christ right now

>>79397372
>minimum wage

Our parents literally raised 3 kid households off factory jobs

>>79383730

>right cunts, guns are bad, americans are stuupid
>OI even got robbed one time, with me girlfriend
>some muzzies climbed into my window, tied us up and cut me head open
>then they left after stealing mah caaah
>but I didn't need to shoot anyone, that would've been wrongg

>>79383730
>arguing with a literal autist

What did he expect? Who fucking cares anyway? Piers Morgan is a douche bucket. I'm not gonna start worshiping him because his contrarian bullshit has now swung to my side of the argument.

>>79397343
They're not evolutionarily inferior in the least. They conform to the religion that is dominant in their country and bend its ideals to fit their standards where they see fit, just as Christians and Jews do.

>>79384414

based patrice calling out jim and norton's gayness

>but isn't norton gay?

>>79397349
>it's the media's fault that Trump is an unqualified idiot stooge!

>>79397444
Right, like stoning people in the year 2017

>>79397499
>It's 2017!

Who's the lib now???

>>79397469
>i called him unqualified therefore hes unqualified

way to side step the point liberal nigger faggot

>>79397516
thats the joke you dumb nigger

>>79397499
Or molesting children and shooting up black Churches

>>79396742
teenage tryhard.

>>79397543
Im sorry, do you believe rabbis or Imams arent raping children? Is israel not blowing up Packistan? Are Christians strapping explosives to themselves and targeting public civilian areas?

>>79397596
>Are Christians strapping explosives to themselves and targeting public civilian areas?
No they have drones.

>>79397596
No they're the ones causing mudslimes to do that you fucking dumbass

Or do you think the war on ISIS is a success?

>>79397596
Because they would have no reason to hate us God loving Christians hehe

Achmed, bring me another barrel of oil please

>>79397657
>War on ISIS

God damnit, Im arguing with a 13 year old.

You do realize Obama and Clinton are responsible for the rise of ISIS, correct?

>>79397540
youre not funny your jokes are stale :(

>>79389160

>replace fascist with jews

>>79397700
Yes, two publicly Christian people

>>79397690
Yeah, its our fault Islamic warlords exist all over the Middle East with massive support

>>79397731
So you believe if it wasn't for Christians militant Islam wouldnt exist? Or?

>>79396032

it's not because christian syrias got denied as well

>>79397700
lol.
15 year old whining about talking to a 13 year old. ISIS is rooted in organizations that arose as a direct result of the US invasion of Iraq, which you may or may not remember started in 2003. the group that eventually became ISIS was around in like 2006. that was 2 years before Obama was elected president in case you're confused.

>>79397736
It's not exclusively America's fault but if you use the logic you have been using that all Islamist people represent their religion then Russia + Euro + USA = Christians = Christians destroying Islamists

>>79397731
>two """public christians""" help Muslim faction try and overthrow Muslim faction

>thus Christians are violent

bravo

>>79397790
Islam is based on Christianity so it wouldn't exists without it

Is Piers redpilled now?

>>79397823
>>79397815
pottery

>>79397815
>implying US soldiers are using their faith as a means to fight in the middle east

>>79397808
The only reason ISIS has any power is because Syria and Libya are in a state of civil war

>>79397858
no. He still thinks the ban is wrong
also complains about 2nd amendment

>>79397838
lmao so Christianity is responsible for Islamic shortcomings by default??

>>79397838

>people with down syndrome are based on non retards
>they wouldn't exist without normal humans
>this means people with down syndrome are on equal footing than non retards

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jim jefferies is like the only comedian i know who gets away with being full blown sjw. if any comedian came out spouting sjw rhetoric their videos would be thumbed down.

>>79397904
If you believe in consequences for actions?

>>79397934
So if I form an opinon based on something you said, and then attack another person for said opinion influenced by you, *Youre* at fault?

Liberals are literally mentally handicapped hahahaha

>>79397934

I agree, the holocaust was justified

>>79397000
What if I hate all Abrahamic religons?

>>79397925

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OZIOE6aMBk
>advocating for gun control

if this were anyone else this video would be thumbed down into oblivion

>>79384414
>Patrice died
>Anthony speged out over some nigress hitting him and got fired
>Opie fucks up every joke Norton makes

>>79397934
How can anyone be responsible for what ideologies spring up hundreds of years after your death?

Your concept of causation and responsibility is absolutely retarded.

>>79397925
>makes jokes about rape, abortion, murder and race all the time
>full blown sjw

full blown sjws would picket his shows because he defends rape culture and racism

>>79396032
it is literally impossible to discriminate based on religion you clueless cunt, religions dont issue passports, national governments do

>>79398322
let them drink alcohol if they want to enter the country

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>>79398382
>Muslims don't drink alcohol
>Muslims that want to go the US don't drink alcohol

and all Christians abstain from sex till after marriage

>>79389289
>Piers Morgan ever having the better argument
Hahaha! Oh wow!
He's a yellow journalist who says whatever it takes to get attention. And he said "you can't judge Trump as a president yet because he just took office," but then a minute later "Trump isn't a bad president, he hasn't done anything terribly wrong." His argument was inconsistent and just as childish as the comedian's. Especially since Trump himself is the one who called the ban a "Muslim ban" from the day he put the idea forward until the week before he was inaugurated.

>>79398744
the idea is to keep extremists out, if they drink alcohol they aren't a problem.

>>79387842
>/pol/ is full of newfags who were shamed off of facebook so anyone who doesn't like them must be reddit
/pol/ is truly a cancer within 4chan. I would recommend it be removed, but it would probably take years before the dipshits who populate it stop shitposting in every other board.

his wife spent her prime getting passed around by the nba and he brags about how much black dick she's taken during his shows

>>79398789
>EXTREMISTS WONT DRINK ALCOHOL TO BLOW UP THEM SELFS UP YOU COUNTRY
>EXTREMISTS

your logic.

>>79398746

In fairness both sides were extremely inconsistent

>>79397047
>Dennis Miller,
Washed up and was never funny. His entire schtick was making references to past events that had nothing to with anything but wasn't well known enough to the audience so they just laughed rather than appear dumb.
>Nick DiPaulo,
Fucking who?
>Sam Hyde,
He's so funny his Adult Swim show was canceled for shitty ratings. And he fucks trannies.
>David Angelo,
Fucking who?
>Adam Corolla,
Yeah, he was funny. Now he's just a cantankerous old man complaining about the kids on his lawn.
>Norm Macdonald
I'll give you Norm. He's still funny.

>>79398903
In fairness one side was a drunk comedian and the other is supposed to be a journalist.

>>79398856
>conservative muslims dont drink alcohol >100% of jihadists are conservative muslims

I don't think you understand the tenets of Islam under which Mujahideen operate.

They would be permitted to lie, yes. But they simply wouldnt drink alcohol, eat pork or burn a quran.

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Why are we looking to celebrities, like actors and comedians, to provide us with insight into anything?

>>79399072
we aren't, they are always cringeworthy as fuck on talkshows but they bring ratings.

Tbqh I thought John Waters was even worse than Jeffries. I cringed every time he opened his mouth on Real Time.

>>79396275
fucking shit i did that years later

it hurts

>>79386424
>"It's not a muslim ban its's-"
>"Fuck off!"
>"WOOOO"

>>79388949
>darling
fucking kys

When did you realize Australians are just more crass, less religious Americans? Everyone there seems to either be a cousin fucking redneck or a self-flagellating leftist , just like here

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>>79384165
honestly it is, arguments are not won by facts but by whoever is mentally stronger

betas are just weak

australians should never have been allowed to leave their prison island with the kangaroos and the inbred neanderthals.

prove me wrong.

>>79387093
most modern comedy is terrible though.

>>79398810
>not everyone has the same political slant as me
>they should leave

>>>reddit

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>>79384341
>"cunts with machetes and hammers broke into my house"
>"IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD DO YOU NEED A GUN M8 LOL THEY JUST WANT THE TV"

Literal slave morality. But I guess that is to be expected from a society of convicts.

him and burr are both such flaming faggots now that owe their early careers to O&A

>>79383730
he looks like a shitty game character

We live in strange times when Piers Morgan is the most reasonable voice at the table.

>>79389289
>trying to get a word in edgewise on /pol/

>>79401132

Yeah, how the hell did that happen...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XZvMwcluEg

>>79383730
Wait, you are actually bothered that an Aussie told a Britt to fuck off?
You make me sick!

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>jim jefferies
>yeah the boys
>the big lez show
>ozzy man reviews

>>79396151
Its how he won the republican nominee for sure, but that isn't how the Hillary debates went

>>79400167
You just summed up /pol/ very nicely. It's an echo chamber for dipshits.

>>79402347
He literally spoke over her saying
>Wrong
over and over half a dozen times, despite her not being wrong.

>>79390161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8

Piers Morgan is a criminal who should be in prison for what he did at the mirror.

He had to go to America to find people who were ignorant of his crimes, the fact that he is still allowed on TV is an abomination.

Jefferies is a nu male version of Phil Anselmo

>>79399372
>>79386424
It's because everyone knows it's a Muslim Ban.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-fix/wp/2017/01/29/trump-asked-for-a-muslim-ban-giuliani-says-and-ordered-a-commission-to-do-it-legally/

>>79399072
Because a celebrity idiot was just elected president of the US.

>>79398789
The 9/11 extremists drank. Some real islamists drink and smoke to "pretend" they're not extremists, this is their excuse for being degenerates like the rest of us, except crazier.

>>79399372
Headline: Jim Jeffries absolutely destroys Piers Morgan in this amazing clip

>>79402439
my point was that you're complaining about people with different opinions to you and saying they should be made to leave

when you're the one with differing opinions, if 4chan followed that logic then you would be made to leave

>>79383730
Nice Travis Touchdown costume.

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>>79383730

>>79406088
>/pol/ just has a different opinion than you
/pol/ is a cesspool of retards who believe retarded shit. They have no valid views on anything and openly mock facts in favor of dank maymays. I don't care if someone disagrees with me, I just don't want to have to deal with the retardation of alt-right fuckwits from /pol/ spreading their idiocy to other boards, which they always do.