Does he get paid for this?

Picked up

literally who?

>>79377062
Sounds like kino

I really need to go see this film

>>79377062
Oh so that's why it was so good.

>>79377062
Why does anyone pay attention to this untalented faggot?

So I guess I ain't watchin that shit then baka

>>79377062
wtf i love john wick now
I'm gonna watch it in my local kinoplace

>>79377062
Do you get paid for posting this shit?

Fuck off

Just bought my ticket, thanks for convincing me

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He's obviously incredibly jealous, the movies he writes are objectively bad and don't make money.

Isn't it technically able-ist to call Ruby Rose's character non-speaking?

indirectly, triggered SJWs + altrights = hits

>>79377062
Can't wait for a webzone service with all the important stats about gender and race in fiction. Just imagine how neat would be to use a "no token negroes" filter.

>>79377062

>Shawshank redemption
>no women at all
>one of the best movies ever made

>Apocalypse now
>no women talk at all (except in redux version)
>one of the best movies ever made

coincidence? I think not

>>79377062
His father must be so ashamed.

>>79377182
This. So fucking what if Ruby Rose doesn't actually speak? It's not her characters fucking fault.

>>79377062
i hate him so fucking much

>>79377062
Is this supposed to deter people from watching an action movie?

welp, this is clearly /ourfilm/

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>>79377062
Is he saying Ruby Rose is not a girl? I thought she just dresses boyishly, its not like shes a tranny

he's an oversensitive snowflake

Has Max Landis apologized for Dirk Gently yet? I get that he wants to tell his quirky military experiment lolsorandom adventure show, but he shouldn't shit on the legacy of a legitimately talented writer just so that suits would be willing to give it a shot.

>>79377308
Isn't she a """"transgender non-binary potsandpansexual""""

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>>79377337

>welp, this is clearly /ourfilm/

he's shilling for it and doesn't even realize

>>79377181
I honestly wish he'd just go away. He hasn't written one good or profitable movie in years. Why does this fucker get to still make movies?

>>79377062
this makes me want to see it even more

>>79377274
>John Carpenter's version of The Thing
>The only women appear in bikinis on a TV screen
>one of the greatest horror/action films ever

>My Dinner with Andre
>just a handful of women in background scenes


etc., etc.

>>79377411
Seriously this, senpai

Is this true?

Is JW2 the Kino of Kinos?

I'd be like this too if my dad was a child killer.

GO LOWER

H E L I

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L

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>>79377274
>no women at all
except for andy's wife who is murdered. and rita hayworth

Trump

To be fair, there is not much dialogue in this movie

Awesome

>>79377507
To be fair, that's what an action movie should be like in the first place

>>79377062
Did he just assume people gender?

Name O N E reason why John Wick couldn't have been played by a woman.

>>79377062
Damn. This Max Landis eviscerates sexists like John Landis eviscerates actors.

>>79377274
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
>barely any women talking
>greatest movie ever made

hmmmm

>>79377411
sad

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>>79377627

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>bright will kill ayers career thanks to landis

thanks landis

>>79377424
His daddy was a famous director, so.. nepotism.

>>79377342
fuck me, keanu is hot as fuck. no homo.

>>79377704
He's right about this, it should've been played by an Iberian man not some white person. Spaniards don't get enough representation

>>79377704
Is max landis JIDF

>>79377062
>tfw ausfag and can't watch John Wick 2 legally because the distributors or cinema owners (it's hard to tell who exactly is at fault) are cunts

Fuck it, guess it's time to pirate something for the first time in years

>citizen kane was about a guy and his male sled
>literally the citizen kane of citizen kanes

>>79377941
you gotta pay the murdoch toll, if you wanna get a show

>>79378046
It's not like the first one did badly in Australia

I don't fucking get it, it just seems like they hate making money

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>>79377062
Max "Children Chopper" Landis
Max "Free chopper rides" Landis
Max "Helicopter Haircut" Landis
Max "my dad is a helicopter parent" Landis.
Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis
Max "get to the choppa" Landis.
Max ''slaughter them all'' Landis
Max "Heads will Roll" Landis
Max "Dad wanted me to get a head" Landis
Max "Nebrotism" Landis
Max "Fly Lower" Landis
Max "Get to the Choppa" Landis
JOHN 'CHOP THE TOP AND WATCH EM DROP' LANDIS
John "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "when the chopper goes wild, we kill another child" Landis.
Max "kid clipper Jr." Landis
Max "son of the flying guillotine" Landis
Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
John "full body bris" Landis
Max "Slicer and Dicer, with a side of rice-er" Landis
Max "uptomyknees in the blood of two kids and a guy" Landis
Max "If there's an epicanthic fold, put them in the ground cold" Landis
Max "China Syndrome" Landis
Max "Stunt double? Just hire twins" Landis
Max "How do I get this helicopter to" Landis
Max "I can't" Landis
Max "Spin around, and Cut them Down" Landis
max "my dad killed people" landis
Max 'pop their top like ol pop' Landis
Max "I suck dick while my dad kills for kicks" Landis
Max "Kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Max "My dad directed Blues Brothers and loves crying Vietnamese mothers" Landis
Max "how do I" Landis
Max "Twilight Zone is covered with children's bones" Landis
Max "They broke my fall, but it killed them all" Landis
Max "i feel glad when i kill jennifer jason leigh's dad" Landis
Max "kid killing yid" Landis.
Max "Yellow peril" Landis
Max "gleefully spins propeller penis to Landis hate" Landis
Max "Death from above" Landis
Max "Asian Abrasion" Landis
Max "daddy thinks it's alright as long as the chinks die at night" Landis

he's a shit stirrer

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>>79377062
all critics should be executed

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>>79378117

>>79378095
we'll probably get it in theatres in like 3 months when no one cares anymore

>>79377941
I don't even think it got rated
some fuckup...

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Isn't it weird how Max has tried to rebrand himself as a SJW after the first half of his career was filled with SJWs writing about what a tryhard fratty douche cunt he is?

It's almost as if he's just desperate for any kind of attention

>>79377062
Why would a raving faggot care about the lack of women? It's a shame because the movie is a pile of garbage even though that fag didn't like it

>>79377342
I believe it said it doesn't identify with a gender. So, Landis is correct.

>>79377604
Bisexual half Korean is higher on the virtue signaling antenna than a white female. Make John Wick a tranny or quadriplegic and you might be on to something.

What's the best movie that doesn't have any women in it? I'd probably vote for The Thing. Glengarry Glen Ross would take the crown but it's got one woman with one line who's on screen less than ten seconds, so it's disqualified.

>>79378593
I'd vote for The Thing too. I would argue Lawrence of Arabia qualifies, women appear on screen but for less than three minutes and they don't say anything.

>>79377400
Yes and an australian reject.

>>79377604
The woman would have been crying about the dead dog for weeks instead of going out and hunting down the dirty slavs who killed it.

>>79378671
the movie is rejected in australia xd

>>79377062

I was planning to see the movie next week, but after reading this I think I'll go see it tomorrow.

>>79378593
Apocalypse Now

>>79377604

A woman would've jumped the first guy she saw after her husband died. And she would've kicked the dog out by herself.

>>79377842
yeah no.

>>79378700
Because for once the ratings board knows that aussies don't want to watch ruby rose on the big screen

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In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

Sounds really great, honestly.

Just got my fandango for tomorrow afternoon thanks for the rec Max

>>79377062
That's a masterpiece.

>>79377704
I thought Ezio was Italian. Either way, Italians and Spaniards are just olive-toned white people.

>>79378907
>Italians and Spaniards are just olive-toned white people
And do you know why that is?

>>79378907
They character in the movie was completely new. It takes place in Spain, not Italy.

>>79378309
Actually it makes perfect sense.

>>79378973
Probably because they're white, and olive-toned, and not dirty Mestizo injuns?

>>79379013
No it's because pre-crusades the Saracens raped their way through Southern Europe so hard they're still all brown.

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I WONDER WHAT THIS MEANS

>>79377062
Did this shitlord just assume a lot of people's gender?

Anyone got his tweet where he said a crab loving free food meant that the crab would normally pay for his food?

>>79379041
>all those people seriously defending Sharia Law

christ, the west will be doomed if these people aren't stopped.

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>>79379041
>""""""""""""""""""""""""feminists"""""""""""""""""""""""" defending sharia law
Hmmm

>>79377062
sounds amazing desu

>>79377274
That's because movies, just like life, without women are more about the story and less about the bitchy passive aggressive shit.

>>79377342
Ruby Rose plays a mute...

>>79377062
That's almost as good as John Carpenter's The Thing.

>>79377062
What an ableist piece of shit. The mute community finally had a prominent, powerful character in a major motion picture and this backward asshole wants to discount her for not speaking with her mouth.

>>79378826
That was Bill Murray

>>79377062
Very disrespectful to the deaf community

that one bitch DOES "talk"

>>79377274
>Gone with the Wind
>woman main character
>one of the best movies ever made

>>79377274
>>79377439
>>79377643
>>79379196
Why do neckbeards hate women so much? Is it a virginity thing?

>>79377062
>movie realizes women generally bring a film down

Might be movie of the year

>>79377062
>no one beheaded by helicopter
2/10

>>79379358

Your response will garner a thousand (You)s but the answer is yes, it is very much a virginity thing.

>>79377114
There are multiple women in both movies.

>>79379358
It's usually virgins who are obsessed with women, white knighting in hopes of finally getting some pussy.

The Thing has no women either.

And it's the best movie of all time.

Guys let's flip this around a bit. What are the best movies where the cast consists of 95% women?

>>79379432
>white knighting in hopes of finally getting some pussy.

Why is it usually men that call themselves "feminist" that do that shit. I see everywhere now, some dumb fuck thinks he's going to get laid just because he's fighting politically with retarded feminazi.

>>79379432
white knighting is what you do if you have some girl-friends (not girlfriends) who keep you around out of pity/use

neckbeards are too repulsive and pathetic to even have girl-friends, so they have zero contact with actual women in general.

Learn the difference.

>>79379492
A League of Their Own

>>79377062
Honest question here, is it possible that Payday will get a movie now? He was in the game so I think they could pull it off. Include Jacket in there too.
>Please, follow

>>79379041
>six million women haven't been unfairly killed in the entire history of islam
I find that pretty hard to belive.

>>79379477
There's women in the Price is Right video come on now.

>>79379358
>realizing that men and women have different roles in a society (or should) means I hate them
To call me a woman hater is the furthest thing from the truth. Women are one side of the coin and without them we'd be nothing. Without our mothers, sisters, wife, and men would be nothing but hardened husks, constantly driven cold by the lack of the warmness that a good woman can bring. Men and women are dependent on each others and when I say that I don't want a bunch of female characters forced into movies to act like men, that's not disparaging women, it's just recognizing the natural order of things. There is nothing more traumatic to a woman than to strip her of the right to a family just as men are devastated by the slavery of a society that tries to domesticate them without cause. Men and women are both happier when they are allowed and taught to pursue their natural tendencies and for women that isn't the commission of violence or the lone struggle for an archetypal hero but the fulfilling roles of a nurturing character, a mother or wife, a character that in her own right has her own unique struggles which are just as important to her as those of the men.

>>79379492
only ones i can think of are pornographic

Why do "men" pretend to care about this stuff?

>>79379327
If you have ever seen the movie you'd know Rhett Butler steals the fucking show every time he's on screen.

>made objectively better every time a man is on screen

>>79377062
Just how I like my action films

>>79377062
Did he just assume the genders of everyone in the movie?

>>79379358
i'm not a virgin and i hate women
so ur wrong

>>79377062
>sign language isn't talking
And before that there where flashbacks of John's wife.

>>79377062
>signing is a less legitimate form of communication than talking.

This is ableist. Also he's forgetting about the flashback of John's wife.

>>79379582
and that's what they're good at
why is this a problem?

>>79377274
>Shawshank
>one of the best movies ever made
how embarassing

>>79379041
Flavius Mercurius is the only sane person there.

>>79379492
There are none. The role of mother and wife aren't exciting (to be honest neither are the roles of most men) but they're necessary.

>>79377669
>tfw you will never hang out with Hayden

He doesn't deserve the hate

>>79377274
Shawshank is the most overrated flick of all time tho.

just one movie. just ONE fucking movie where i can just enjoy without this. why does the gay, fugly haired son of a literal murderer give a fuck if a lady talks in a movie? who the fuck cares? im genuinely fucking mad, i am so so frustrated. i wish his dad had killed him instead.

>>79379746
Landis is retard but you're a weak spirited man if you are affected by what that jewish cuckold thinks

>>79379358
For the neckbeards its usually just being uncomfortable around women & thinking women live on easymode just because the neckbeard himself is too useless/unlucky to accomplish anything. Most people who view women as inferior are actually pretty chill & just raised that way though.

>>79379771
it just doesnt stop, it never ends, its so tiring anon i am sorry

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>>79379746
>being this angry at what someone thinks about a movie

Max is a literal cucked and was cucked by a fat man. This is a true story told to me through a mutual friend (also the subject of said story). This is a little over two years ago, and Max is relentlessly pursuing this girl. For good reason, too. Her rack is out of this WORLD. Unfortunately she's pretty annoying but given Max's hair that doesn't seem to be something he would concern himself with. But anyways, Max is fucking dogging out over this girl and you know, she's not sure if she wants to date him. On the plus side he's rich and comes from Hollywood nobility but on the other side he's an ugly fag. Go figure. So he sends her poetry he's written on little notes (I never got the chance to read any), sends her flowers, is constantly texting her to hang out, texting before bed and after waking, etc. So one day they're at a party together and this girl gets picked up by a big fat bearded guy - she's fucking way below her pay grade, mind you - while Max is out making another beer run for them. Max comes back to the party with what I can only assume is a tallboy of Mike's Hard Lemonade for them to split when someone tells him that this girl and Hagrid have gone upstairs to fuck. So he does what any self respecting man does, he walks upstairs, listens through the door for a minute, and leaves, crying. He later texted her about how much she meant to him and how hurt he was and she responds saying she didn't owe him anything etc. This guy just fucking stops talking to her for like 8 months until he texts her just "Whore." and hasn't responded to her shit since then. Pretty whiny and immature if you ask me. The girl and fatso have been dating ever since. She tells me they're happy and I believe it.
Dude sounds fucking nuts, IMO.

>>79379746
How old are you? Retards have always been criticizing movies on the internet. Its on you if you let it get to you to the point it ruins the experience AFTER you have already enjoyed the movie.

>>79379825
gotta give me the spark notes on that, thanks.

>>79379825

nice blog you fucking faggot

>>79377342
That was Ruby Rose? Honestly thought it was Justin Bieber

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>>79379041
>OK yeah that is a pointless comparison-
>"feminists" start actually defending Sharia

>>79379825
but he's a faggot, this story makes no sense

I fucking hate max landis.

Max"if we're flying kids are dying "landis

>>79377274
>Persona
>Objectively the best movie ever made
>No men in it

Coincidence?

>2001
>a women talks for 30seconds and is never seen again
>greatest kinography in existence

Coincidence?

>>79377062
No one cares, Max.

>>79377062
were there any chicks in chronicle? I forgot

>>79380898
>Persona
>Director: Ingmar Bergman
>greatest director ever
>makes a film about women that doesn't suck

coincidence?

>>79377062
Spoilers are real fucking cool.

>>79379037
Sure thing friendo

>>79377182
Shit, isn't it bigoted to call her a woman? She said she's "gender-queer".

>>79377400
I'd still fuck her unconscious.

>>79377274
>Lawrence of Arabia
>3 hours 45 minutes
>not a single line from a woman nor is a woman ever seen

>>79379524
>tumblrite trying to subvert the meaning of a term t suit his own whiteknight needs

White knights are beta cucks like yourself, that defend women simply because they're women. Not because they're right or wrong or have ever met the person.

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>>79379358
>>79379421
Why do neckbeards feel like they have to defend m'lady's honor from other neckbeards? Is it a virginity thing?

Myca Dinh Le and Renee Shin-Yi Chen never talked after 1982. that's 35 years of no talking.

THere are women in every movie that I don't like. Coincidence?????

>>79381204
There aren't enough women in movies I don't like.
Coincidence?

>>79379556
Well they don't get killed,
they get acid and rocks thrown at them.

>>79378309
he flips flops between the ends of the douche spectrum. Just trying to appeal to the demographic that yields the most power in media. I've only seen the first John Wick and thought it was fine, but he has never and probably will never come close to making anything as good. His obnoxious personality seeps through to the surface of anything he makes and and that makes it instantly off-putting. He has no separation between himself and what he creates, which is mainly why he takes his failures so personally.

>>79381176
Because they're pathetic humans.
No social skills.
No prospects in life.
Probably loners living at home or in a dorm/shared-home.
All they have is the internet.

>>79381267
Sure thing ahmed.

>>79377062
A perfect world

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Are disabled people lower on the privledge totem than women?

>>79379358
Women are garbage.

>>79381477
No but don't let the feminists know.

>>79379041
Put them all to the sword. Please.

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>>79378104
>Max "how do I" Landis

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>>79378593
>honorable mention
dog soldiers

>>79381024
he's right retard

>>79377062
Sounds like my kind of movie.

>>79381895
That movie has a pretty prominent female character though.

Even if she is a real bitch.

Got back from John Wick 2 about an hour ago. Can confirm it's pure kino. Max needs to take his medicine.

>>79377062
Do you?

>>79381014
>Greatest director ever
>Has a healthy view of women unlike this board which is full of virgin neckbeards

Coincidence?

>>79377062
I get that everyone hates Max, and he does come across as an insufferable cunt, but I fucking loved Chronicle.

>>79379492
The fact that there are so few is what makes the underrepresentation of women in film such an important issue that needs to be fixed.

>>79382738
'healthy'

>>79377062
wtf I love john wick 2

>>79379041
>feminists actually defending sharia law
I'd use a reaction face, but i don't really know which one to use here.

the council chick was super powerful and ruby rose was the main henchman

literally the only characters more important are wick, the main bad guy, and maybe winston

>>79377062
might watch it in imax now

>>79379041
this is a whole new level of stupid i never expected them to be at

He then goes on to praise it to no end.

His movies still suck.

>>79379492
Help

John Wickino 2

>>79383175

Ruby Rose was pretty shit considering John killed her in like 20 seconds. At least Jean Claude Van Damme lite got some good hits in and even threw Wick off a balcony.

>>79383582
that wasn't van damme in the first one, it was agent johnson

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>>79377062
>Fag Mantits

>>79377062
If they somehow added more scenes where women talk it would have been less of a good film. Really makes you think.

>>79377062
I was already going to see this kino but this tweet has made me even more excited.

He's really hyping me up for it.

>>79383641
van damme-LITE

>>79377062
Ruby Rose played a mute, signed quite a bit with Wick, who was fluent enough to understand everything she said and signed back to her, too.

So, let's please direct this tryhard to the deaf community who probably feel really represented. American Sign Language is a language and I personally thought it was really cool that they had a deaf/mute character.

But I guess that's a whole culture that he deems less worthy, huh?

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>>79377114
>Movie with a woman in it
>Kino

>>79377062
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
at first i thought that he was referring to something happening in the theatre

>>79384058
Jean Claude Gosh Darn*

ftfy

>>79379358
trans-virgin egalitarian here and I hate women

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>>79377062
He thought that was funny

>>79384197
Deaf people shouldn't be watching something not intended for them.

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>>79379506
stop being sexist

>>79384439
...I can't tell if you're sarcastically agreeing with me or missed my point.

>>79379492
the descent

>>79384578
MY MAN

>>79384516
I'm saying something landis would say if you sent him to a place with deafs.

Also movies are not made for deaf people. It's made for regular people and adding subtitles just shows you have to go out of your way to accommodate them so they feel inclusive.

>>79379358
Yes but Max is also a fuckhead

>>79377062
>Ancient Greek tragedies feature no women whatsoever, even women roles are played by men
>still remembered today and remade

really made me think tbqhf

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Alright. Which one of you faggots is green texting outside of 4chan?

I haven't spoken with a woman in like 2 years, Max is a beta cuck if he thinks this is unrealistic

>>79384986
>4chan invented using ">" as a quoting system
lord help us

>>79377842
Spain is different from Mexico

>>79384986

>shawshank
>one of the best movies ever made
>an opinion held by literally no one among the elite
>an opinion held primarily by IMDB plebs and teenagers

Fucking christ how embarrassing

>>79379037
This is the state of American education

>>79385026
go to bed sharp

>>79385251
slayed desu i can't recover

>>79385264
some sleep should help with that

>>79379358
Men in times with a much higher birthrate and even fuckrate "hated" women.

>>79377062
Yeah, I guess you can argue that there's something wrong with that, but not every movie is about women and not every movie is about men. So I'm fine with it. I would've appreciated a good, well-written female assassin, though. But maybe next time.

>>79385873
The thing is, this is NOT the movie to complain about that shit, it's literally the furthest thing from a movie that should bring this sort of stuff up.

It'd be like complaining about misogyny in Dredd or a Clint Eastwood flick.
Like, what did Max expect? It's John Wick

>>79385873
Why is there something wrong with that? Why should film be a medium where we have to reflect the delusional aspirations of unemployed legbeards and effeminate men with limp wrists and weak jawlines?

>>79384986
I mean, pretty much every single one of the best films of all time has either no cumdumpsters in them or they are restricted to side roles. Perhaps not forcing women into the plot of films for the sake of appeasing a vocal minority of SJW keyboard warriors makes them that much better?

>>79377436
Wait, you mean that isn't what he's saying?

Might go and see this now if it makes the /co/cksuckers butthurt

Why is everyone so concerned about making checklists and filling quotas instead of making a good movie? Who gives a fuck about this dumb shit?

>>79379358
What else do you think would happen when you're >tfw no gf for so long?

This board pretends like every woman is one of those fanatical feminists.

>>79379358
I'm not a virgin but i've never met a woman that i could take seriously. I love their bodies but their souls are evil.

>>79379492
I'm drawing a blank.

Mean Girls?

>>79379528
this but i only watched it for tom hanks

>>79377062
I'm guessing he's praising the movie right ?

>>79377181
He should just shut up and write more fun superman comics desu

women hate other women. /tv/ is filled with angry braaap posting chicks.

How long does it take for women to talk in Dirk Gently?

>>79377062
>w-woah a main female character in this is mute! I get to point out how no women talk for feminist credit!

>>79377062
who gives a shit about what Landis thinks?
doesn't he have to go suck off Wheaton?

>>79386324

I believe it but you probably live in a working class shithole where everyone is scummy

>>79377062
Thanks Max, now I want to see this kino. I hate it when there's some romantic subplot that totally ruins the pace.

Name even ONE movie without a female in it that's not good.

>>79384212
>implying the thing isnt a woman
>skin-changing
>mood-swinging
>hates men
>hates the cold then likes it, probably hot flashes
>even the slightest contact and it will suck the life out of you

>>79379556
There is a working out somewhere of all the deaths Islam has been responsible for. I can't remember how much, but it was a lot. If you assumed 50% of them were women it was over 6 million.

I'm pretty sure Islam has killed something like 13,000,000 of it's own people ignoring other religions since it's inception.

>>79381405

Because posting on 4chan about people you have zero knowledge about is a lot more productive...

>>79377137
no one does. it's probably max that makes these threads

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>>79388253

>>79378104
>Max "fly low, sweet chariot. daddy's gonna cut off your head" Landis.
My fucking sides

>>79388313
It has to be higher

Islam has 1.7 billion adherents

>>79377274
>There Will Be Blood
>no women with speaking roles
>one of the greatest films of the 21st century
???

>>79388163
I'm not that anon but I live in the capital of eastern european country(where the're is almost no sjws and liberal agenda) and it's still(partially) true.

>>79388366
>not recognizing pure kino when you see it
not deserving of those dubs desu

>>79378104
jesus christ

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but cute

>>79378104
>Max "kids aren't bad helipads" Landis
Holy shit someone should tweet some of these to him

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>>79378104
>Max "kill the gook with a CH-47 Chinook" Landis

That sounds pretty good advertising. I will now go see it.

Thanks max!

>>79377424
He is doing tv now.

I hate this numale fucker but his show was ok.

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>>79388366
>the fucking googly eyes

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>complains about muh equality
>is a pro wrestling mark, a business notorious for how sexist it is

Oh I thought he was dare I say our guy or something. Shut up you disgusting faggots.

>max never once implies that this observation is a judgement of quality regarding the movie
>in fact he loved it and recommends everyone go see it

I love seeing you guys bend over backwards getting upset about nothing, it brings me back to when based moot banned all the gater shit

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>>79377062

>No Asian children for the first 40 minutes of The Twilight Zone Movie, then chopper takes their heads off, kills them, and no more Asian children talk again

What did he mean by this?

>>79385026
who is he quoting

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>>79379492
All anime or based on anime. This is one thing the Japs are good at that basically nobody else seems to replicate.

>>79381477
Please, please someone call these guys out for insulting mute people and implying they have inherently less value as characters.

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>>79379492
Kill la kill.

>>79389012
THE

>>79386183
Because they don't know how to make good movies anymore so they have to substitute with "politics".

>Who gives a fuck about this dumb shit?
Rich people.

>>79388323
Maybe that poster does more then one thing?

>>79377274
>12 Angry men

>>79389072
>still won't let it go
Jesus christ you guys just keep it going, even though you lost.

>>79379037
sometimes i forget how stupid the people on this site are, thanks for the reminder

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>>79377062
Now I have to see this.
No better marketing than a SJW LGBT transracial PC degenerate screeching at a movie.

>>79389830
GAY

>>79379358
You need a rational brain to understand. This has nothing to do with being a virgin/non-virgin - which in itself is already a passive-aggressive irrational ad hominem.

>>79390106
COMMUNITY (?)

wtf I love John Wick 2™ now

>>79377062
Sounds like a perfect kino movie to me.

>>79377307
His father was a hack too. The only good movies he made were Blues Brothers, Animal House (even then, that movie was really Harold Ramis's), Three Amigos, and Coming to America. American Werewolf in London is overrated trash.

>>79390106

COMMUNITY

>>79377842
Iberians are white though. There genes are 2/3s celtic, 1/3 Italian, with a dash of North African as well (less than 2%).

>>79377274
>no women talk at all (except in redux version)

"ME SO HORNY, ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!"

>>79378117
Now crop it and compare it like-wise to Ghost Busters - Womyn edition. This would help prove the truth, that shitting up movies with womyn don't make it better

>>79377062
He gets paid in dicks

>>79377062
I don't know,DO YOU?????Fuck your e-celebs,bitch

>>79377274
>Leaving out Master and Commander
>No women at all

>>79379492
Gonin 2?

>>79377604

Women don't love dogs because women can't love.

>>79392196
>E-celeb

You have no clue who Max landis is?

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>>79379492
Linda Linda Linda
2LDK

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>>79379358
>Why do neckbeards hate women so much? Is it a virginity thing?

Please see pic related.

>>79379421

A man who has had sex with 1,000 women will hate women as much as a man who's had sex with 0. Explain that.

>>79379556

There are 1.6 billion Muslims worldwide right now.

Just imagine how many have been stoned to death over the years. It has to exceed 6 million.

>>79379492
high tension

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>>79383092
>I'd use a reaction face, but i don't really know which one to use here.

How about this?

>>79392551
nice

>>79386183
>Why is everyone so concerned about making checklists and filling quotas instead of making a good movie?

It's called underrepresentation. It's based on prejudice, but it used as virtue signalling.

>Who gives a fuck about this dumb shit?

Liberals and leftists.

>>79386324
>I love their bodies but their souls are evil.

lmao this is true

>>79388294
underrated

>>79379358
Women mostly treat men like shit today

>>79378826
Holy shit. I've missed these so much.

Max Landis is going SJW because he thinks it'll shield him from SJW criticism. What he doesn't realize is that it does the exact opposite, and there's nothing a SJW loves more than tearing down their own for not being SJW enough. See: Josh Wheaton.

>>79392597
Whoa....... Really makes you think... huh.....

>>79390522
That's Full Metal jacket isn't it?

>>79390522
God damn it. I hate you so much.

>>79393084

Isn't there a def hit woman?

sounds like a good movie

>>79377062
>No children talk for the first 40 minutes of The Twilight Zone, then my dad manslaughters them on the set, and no more children talk again.

>>79379432
This is totally untrue. Teenagers and twenty-somethings are almost always obsessed with women and sex, especially if they have no hobbies or careers. Doesn't really matter if you've had sex, all that matters is if you have a penis and nothing else to occupy themselves with.

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>>79388294

>>79377062

What about the tattooed pin-up girl operators?

>>79379492
Ghost Busters

>>79377062

Clearly attention seeking, and the responses are just validating his stupid tweet.

>>79379358

>I can't handle discussion so I'll just call them neckbeards and say they hate women

>>79379041

6,000,000 isn't even that impressive a number. I only deny the holocaust because it failed and is now the ultimate Jew leverage.

>>79379041

Women die under Sharia and will continue to do so because we're willing to overlook it, but god forbid anyone not take the holocaust seriously

>>79385971

Exactly. Why would there be many/any prominent women in a movie about high price professional assassins, and violent criminals killing each other?

>>79377062
Think I will go and see it now. Thanks Max!