ITT: Actors who you think are stuck up IRL

>>79374867
She is beautiful though. I can see why Brad Pitt and Ben Affleck fell for her.

>>79374867
don't bully goop

>>79374867
All of them

>>79375892
/thread

>>79374867
yea but hows her neck game?

think she eats asshole?

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>>79374867
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>>79376962
she's not Jewish then.

>>79377019
>http://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/507745/Gwyneth-Paltrow-converting-to-Judaism-report

>>79377019
Only by Jew standards.

>>79374939
She really is.

>>79378605
So she's both a Jew and not a Jew? This system doesn't make much sense.

>>79379146
The way Jews do it it moves through the maternal line

>>79377019
do you not understand human dna

>>79379166
I know. That's why I said she's not a Jew. Anon, said that's by Jew standards. I said that doesn't make much sense. And here we are.

>>79374867
She talks spanish like an european native. Could pretty much pass for royalty or some shit.

>>79379172
What's the cutoff point? If I have one Jewsish grandparent am I a Jew?

>>79379243
its a good question

>>79374867

She puts jade eggs in her vagina

>>79379243
Is your mothers grandma? Yes, you are a real Jew

Anything else? No, you are not a real Jew

mary elizabeth winstead

>>79379302
I'm genuinely curious. I have the same exact heritage as goopey.

>>79379320
*Is it

>>79377153

I don't know why but the "report" at the end made me giggle

>>79379320
>>79379351
Also your mother's mother

you know what I mean it works maternally

>>79379320
Not what >>79379172 says. And if your maternal grandmother is Jewish most likely your mother is too no?

>>79379376
That would mean goop is not a jew.

>>79379385
Jews believe that being Jewish moves through the mother's line, so if your maternal grandmother is Jewish so is your mother and so are you

>>79379423
Not a real one

She converted though and ethnically you could consider her part Jewish I suppose, her children wouldn't automatically be Jews though

>>79379470
I understand dude, 1/2 my family is Jewish.

It seems like The Jews go by religious doctrine, and the people who have a promlem with Jews (right or wrong) ho by genetics.

It's a Catch 22.

>>79374867
On Stern she said the best way to settle an arguement is to do oral sex.

>>79374939
>>79379108
she's a skeleton in shrinkwrapped leather

>>79379651
t. Cletus

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stuck up? Gwyneth? no!

>>79380334
looks pretty healthy. add some chicken breast or ground buffalo and would be perfect

>>79380334
Frozen veggies
Eggs
Garlic Salt
Fuckton of cheapo rice and beans
Peanut butter
>6 limes

Dani Daniels seems like a huge cunt desu

>>79380334
WHERES DA BURFGERS???????

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>>79374867

pretty face but body not that great desu

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>>79380334
That's picture makes it look nice but it's pretty third world tier eating. Are you implying otherwise?

>>79380547
smug whore needs a wake-up call

>>79380411
>implying running out of food halfway through the week because you bought 7 limes and 9000 green onions is healthy
she spent maybe 5 dollars on economically smart choices (beans, rice, eggs) and the other $20 on vegetarian bullshit

>>79380686
I was mocking how she had no clue how a poor person would actually eat.

>>79380508
those are for goop's bombay and tonics pleb.

>>79380686
why do they have a whole fish just sitting there on the table

hispanics are weird. so glad they're going back

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>>79379625
>she will never sit on your face to settle an argument

>>79379793
no

>>79379793
Nah.

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I used to think this chick was stuck up but then I found out she's just a literal autist.

>After a writer from ShortList.com mentioned that Jones had named the Hangover star as the “most naturally funny person she’d ever met,” Galifianakis basically scoffed. “If I remember correctly, she and I were very rude to each other,” he said. “It was crazy. I was at a party — I’d never met her — and she was like, ‘Come sit down.’ So I sit at her table and talk for 10 minutes, and she goes, ‘I think it’s time for you to leave now.’ So I say, ‘January, you are an actress in a show and everybody’s going to forget about you in a few years, so f—ing be nice,’ and I got up and left. And she thinks that’s funny?”

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>>79380698
I wouldn't mind giving her one t b h

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for sure.

>>79380686
If it weren't for the warlords and water I'd actually prefer right to left. Looks kind of comfy.

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>>79380843

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She seems like she'd be a bitch to work with and a narcissist.

>>79380334
There isn't enough calories in there for 1 day for 1 person.

>>79381077
Is that real?

>>79380908
Galifianakis could've fucked her if he had picked up on it. That's too bad.

>everyone posted ITT is a woman.


Pretty much what I expected

>>79381095
Jesus, how fat are you? There's a fucking dozen eggs there among other things.

>>79381095
>>79381490
1 lb rice 1700
1 lb Beans 1500
12 Eggs 840
18 tortillas 600
1 lb peas 370
1 avocado 300
7 limes 140
1 sweet potato 100
1 head romaine lettuce 100
4 cups? kale 100
1 ear corn 80
1 onion 40
1 tomato 20
4 green onions 20
5 cups? cilantro? 20
1 chili 10
1 clove garlic 5

TOTAL 5945

So 3 days

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>>79382171
>that
>3 days

Look at this chump, he doesn't even lift heavy things and put them back down again.

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>>79381038
How so? She seems fun and down to earth. The kind of girl that would let you stick it in the butt.

>>79380334
A lime a day keeps the doctor away!

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Is there any doubt on this?

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>>79381077
>have we started the fire?

>>79375081
i'd like to taste her goop if you know what i mean

>>79379793
Didn't she basically say something like "i-if you like an old hag's breasts, enjoy" about the 2014 leaks

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>>79382643
she just has that trust fund entitlement vibe to her, you know becuase shes etremely attractive and she hangs out/dates some faggot 'photographer' with a pornstache...just a certain vibe i get from her

>>79382643

*brrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*

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>>79382925
yeah, shes absolutely based.

>>79380547
i genuinely agree

>>79382171
>eating 18 tortillas and 5 cups of cilantro in 3 days

literal hours in the bathroom inc

>>79379581
Yeah you are right, I believe the Nazis had charts to determine if/how people were Jews

Similar to what they would do in the American colonies to determine your social status based on your ethnicity

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>>79382925
based.

anyway, this bitch

>>79382967
I've loved her since I saw Get Over It in 2001. Absolutely patrician tier waifu

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>>79379651
We're all skeletons on the inside, anon.

>>79383057
Ok. I've got an Ashkenazi jew dad and an Irish Catholic mom.

I consider myself an agnostic

Am I Jewish?

I'd stick it up her.

>>79383074
literally the most likable girl in hollywood desu

>>79379793

She's relaxed in interviews, blind items say she's always drunk and she's marrying a fat guy. That's the opposite of stuck up.

>>79383183
Are you circumcised? Did you have a bar mitzvah? Would you marry a gentile?

>>79382925
I think it was something like "fuck it ive done nude rolls."
They're also some pretty nice boobs.
But yeah, laid back attitude.

>>79383321
Yes, no, yes

>>79374867
she's just out of touch with the real world

>>79383562
Goopfu did nothing wrong.

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>>79383562
what is the "real world" though, truly

>>79383661
I meant she's very out of touch with the average person

>>79383692
Single Chinese man between 30 and 40 who has a cell phone and no bank account?

>>79383692
No shit. She's a famous gorgeous multi-millionaire.

Why the fuck would she be in touch with the common person?

>>79383723
YES.

>>79383735
Maybe shouldn't pretend to be in touch and make herself look like a moron then.

>>79379320
That's what the jewish religion says. Guess what? That's not how genetics works.

>>79383780
That's her grind though.

>>79380908
That's hilarious.

>>79383183
yes

>>79383783
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Am I JEWISH OR NOT???? THESE RULES ARE CONTRADICTORY

>>79383842
Just stay out of the synagogue, we'll make a goy out of you yet
Also you shall not impart Judaism on your children

>>79383880
Dude Jewish women are the fucking worst. No concern there.

Take you're most annoying entitled goy Stacey and x100. They're out of control.

Most of the jew dudes I'm cool with are marrying Asian chicks.

>>79383842
I find it amusing that Jews have convinced the world to ignore the scientific way of determining whether you're jewish or not and stick to religious rules on the matter. The fact of the matter is that if you have just a Jewish father, you are as Jewish as someone who has just a Jewish mother.

>>79384021
the 1/2 Jew here.

But wouldn't that make me just as Irish too?

what's the cut off point then. 25% 10%... it all seems a little arbitrary,

>>79382790

This no doubt. Also Katherine Heigl I'm thinking due to a lot of the stories surrounding her career.

>>79384083
It's only a binary thing in the religious sense I think

>>79384103
In my experience, most Jews exclude me, when it comes down to it.

>>79382582
>tfw just watched season 4 of Bates Motel

F

>>79379302
>>79379344
According to Nuremberg laws, drawn obviously by experts on the Jewish question, you are an honorary goy with 1/8 Jewish blood. 1/4 or second generation mischling can be full German but they have to publicly renounce judaism and embrace the German nation and temporary enlist in one of its wonderful programs.

>>79384083
>But wouldn't that make me just as Irish too?

NO

are you from Ireland? NO

you're american. End of.

seriously why do yanks do this

>>79380592
We're talking about girls here dude