Eva or ScarJo

Marry Eva

I have ScarJo's body and I'm a man

that being said, Eva

genuinely not attracted to either of them.

Eva's body, ScarJo's face

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>>79360006
>big dick
>not a manlet
>wide hips for no reason
What the fuck man
I mean fuck it

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Eva of course. I genuinely find ScarJo ugly

eva has the face of a crack whore

>>79360067
>not big dick
>6'4
>not particularly wide hips, but fat

heh

Eva all the way.

Under the Skin showed what a frump scarjo is when she's not dying her hair blond or wearing immaculate makeup

Fuck ScarJo, marry Eva.

ScarJo would be a great hatefuck, her being such a smug bitch

>>79359926
Scarlet Jehovansen is an ugly, fat pig faced pork in a shell.
Eva is a literal goddess.

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>>79360232
> in a shell.
well played!

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>>79360088
>>79359926
there's nothing sexy about either of these people

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>>79359926
>picking ScarJo
>ever
kek

>>79360006
Nobody cares what you identify as. You're not actually a man.

>>79360473
>posting plastic face
yours isn't any better

>>79360597
that's not what your mom told me last night, heh

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>>79360599
god you're boring.

>>79360776
hmm, I would get her on her knees on bed and try to push my tongue ALL The way into her anus

do you think that's possible?

>>79360139
This

Eva, ofc. Those eyes and shapely tits, what's not to like?
>tfw watching Penny Dreadful
It's a garbage show, but at least you get glimpses of Eva naked.

Scarlett of course. I genuinely find Eva ugly, I'm the lone holdout here

Eva by far.

>>79360776
>flat as board asian
not surprised. no wonder nips have a negative birthrate.

>>79360889
I mean, even though her face is kinda funny looking, i find eva attractive. but her tits are a fucking disaster anon come on now. and don't even get me started on her nipples, things are the size of sand dollars.

>>79360931
nah man, eva does not have a conventionally attractive face so it's not that odd you don't find her ugly. she's got some sort of sex appeal to a lot of people me included but she is kinda funny looking for sure

>>79361122

Thanks for being civil about it, I respect your choice too, bro

>>79361122
so what, who cares about tits?

>>79361122
fite me faggot. And checked.
normally those huge areolas would throw me off but it feels so right on her

eva has really good proportions
she is also the better actress

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I assume we are talking about how hot they are, so Eva by far.

ScarJo's kind of let herself go. She's by no means ugly or a lump, but she's not in the amazing shape she used to be in.

>>79359926
Eva looks like shes fun to be around and probably like anal
Scarjo looks like a fucking bitch

>>79361157
>who cares about tits?

well i'm not exactly a huge tit man, but a lot of people care a great deal about tits. some guys would even turn down sex with a girl for tiny or freaky tits.

>>79361299
Eva actually IS lots of fun to be around

source: me

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>>79360473
>hating on based Eva aka the sexiest woman alive
>posting some ugly chink with 15 plastic surgeries as an example of a hot woman

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Eva
ScarJo a shit

>>79359926
Both smoke so none

>>79359926
if memory serves, eva has a sluttyier neck

>>79359926
Eva hands down.
She got that jewish succubus look

>>79360599
>>79361571
>Thinking Eva didn't have surgeries
I'm not him but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh man. Mst obvious ones are the tits.

>>79361652
what are some less obvious ones? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

>>79361514
>some guys would even turn down sex with a girl for tiny or freaky tits.
>things_only_a_girl_would_say.webm
That's a myth. Maybe a man could say that after dumping a woman but that would never be the true reason because he turned her down.

>>79359926
Eva is LITERALLY PERFECT

>>79361652
She didn't have any, retard

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>>79360473

young scarjo

>>79361865
god I want her to bite my balls punch me in the stomach and stick a needle in my eye and I drink her piss

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Eva is literally perfect and i'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie.

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>>79362173
> god I want her to bite my balls
wow

Daily reminder Eva Green has never appeared nude in any production.

>>79362260
dreamers?

>>79362260
are you blind, retarded or living in a cave?

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>>79362260

>>79362357

its a meme :^)

>>79362385
well memed friend xD take an upvote

fucking retard

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>>79361571
Go be a kike lover somewhere else.

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Eva, forever.

>>79359926
If I could have 18-22 Scarlet then her. 22-28 Green then her. If now coinflip and hold my breath.

>>79360067
Stop being insecure tit.

Eva

>>79362611
Eva is a perfect French-Swedish-Jewish goddess

>>79360006
Pics

>>79359926
and*

>>79361205
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT

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>>79359926
Eva.

Though I find Scarjo more tolerable when shes not in capeshit.

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>>79359926
>that fatjo

what went wrong bros? why do white women age so terribly. why did she remove her boobies?

Gemma Arterton

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>>79363102

>>79360088
If Eva didn't wear makeup and got into alcohol or drugs just slightly, or even didn't sleep one night, she'd look homeless. I think I'd rather marry Felicity Jones. ScarJo is about as attractive as a sour cream potato chip.

>>79363504
nice reddit commentary there

>>79363102
jew genes

fuck, fuck

>>79359926
Eva, obviously.

Eva is the waifu we all deserve.

>>79362260
Tell me more.

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Ask anyone in /tv/ 10 years ago, the answer would have been ScarJo. Goddamn, times have changed. I still give my vote to ScarJo even though she aged poorly and did the stupid feminist speech thing

>>79360006
I'd fuck you anon. No Homo.

>>79365655
I'd have still said Eva 10 years ago.

>>79365704
id fuck you haha

you can imagine it's scarjo with a strapon punishing you

>>79360597
ugh..its called they/them gramps

>>79363128
Jesus, she looks like a Dr. Seuss Sneetch. The only thing missing is a star upon thar.

Jen Co.

>>79365717
this

>>79359926
Eva. Not even a question.

>>79360039
>not wanting eva's eyes

Eva because she is literal perfect made flesh. Scarjo is frumpy with a big Jew nose!!!FACT!!!

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>>79366873
>not wanting eva's eyes
Don't forget her smile.

>>79367202
Dont forget her PUSSY MAN HAHAHHAAAAAA

>>79362357
Body doubles and face compositing.

Never mind that you can blatantly tell if you weren't, to quote, a blind retard.

pls post all the funny faces Evachan makes

both can't act for shit, they just do the same character every time.

>>79365655
She got a breast reduction and porked up. In her prime she was a solid 10/10

>>79367291
>literally does a full frontal in an old movie without cuts
>waah its all body doubles and cgi bruh

Fuck yourself with a cactus you retarded shit

>>79367252
*pusy

>>79367252
>>79367464
PUcci :)^D:D:D:D:D:D

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Eva should've been Wonder Woman

>>79367412
>both can't act for shit, they just do the same character every time

that's nearly all actresses. in fact, doing a character at all is unusual for a female. usually they just play themselves pretty much. the good ones have 1 character they do. there are like a dozen or 2 in history that actually can act, most of them ugly. directors and audiences are partly to blame, "just sit there and look pretty, say the lines and be yourself". they aren't held to the same standards as male actors. so, pretty much like every other occupation.

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>>79367347

>>79367761
Such good genes

ScarJo in Lost in Translation is still the gold standard

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>>79367663
Be gay somewhere else

Scarjo is way past her expiry date, but Eva Green looks like her mouth would reek of coffee and cigarettes. Scarjo in her prime was top tier, but Eva in her prime was elder god tier. Shame she botched her tits too. Tough choice

>>79367807
no

>>79367923
> Eva Green looks like her mouth would reek of coffee and cigarettes.

and you dont want to try that? you fucking faggot

>>79367923
>but Eva Green looks like her mouth would reek of coffee and cigarettes.
i want dis

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>>79367761
>fully expecting the guy to be Trump
>it's not Trump
What has /tv/ done to me

>>79367949 No thanks, have you ever been picked up by a woman who's mouth reeks to high hell ? She was pretty but that smell made gag. and turned me of immediatly

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>>79368014
He reminds me of Mads for some reason.

>>79367440

>get breast reduction, gain wieght
>fat with fucked up tiddies

women, lel

>>79359926
Eva is just better gf material overall. You look at a picture of Eva and you imagine maybe holding her hand on a warm summers day. As you pull yourself close to her you compliment her on her beautiful eyes and soul, then it's game on. Eva would then come home with you and tell you to wait while she "freshens up, teehee" but you really know she's actually putting on some sexy ass lingerie. You sit there minutes on end imagining just what she's going to put on. Is it lingerie or is it a sexy japanese school girl outfit? Before you know it she's standing before you nude giving you a "come over here big guy" hand gesture leading to romantic sexual intercourse. You look at a picture of Scarjo and you imagine maybe holding her fat hands on a warm summers day. As you pull yourself closer to her the stretch marks and facial hair become more visible in the light, unfortunately you've come too close and you figure it rude not to compliment her. After 30 seconds of struggling to come up with something you lie to her and compliment her on her soulless eyes. You then try to end the situation as quickly as possible by saying you have somewhere to be. She insists that you come over to her place and instead of being rude you accept her haunting invitation. As soon as you get over there she tells you to wait there while she "freshens up" but you really know she's getting ready to put on some ill fitting lingerie over her flabby body. You panic and ask to watch some of her filmography. As you sit there watching movie after movie you are bewildered at what you're seeing. This is a professional actress and she makes walking and talking look so hard you hope someone would just put the poor girl down. Halfway through The Avengers 2 you can'tt take it anymore and you desperately make a move in the hopes that this nightmare will end. Before you know it she's standing before you nude giving you a "come over here big guy" hand gesture leading to nightmarish intercourse.

>>79367588
Snyder a hack.
He got the wrong Jewess.

fun fact: eva's natural hair color is blonde and she has dyed it black since her teens

Eva and it's not even close. Those eyes. Those tits. That authentic weird autismo behavior. You know she rolls her eyes in her head and communes with a head in a jar kept under her bed when she cums

>>79368072
but cigarettes and coffee is actually kinda nice, especially on someone with eva's aesthetic

>>79359926
No thanks, have you ever been picked up by a woman who's mouth reeks to high hell ?


Yes, I've met your mother.

>>79368324
>a head in a jar kept under her bed
I don't think that's a healthy hobby.

>>79368939
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks

>>79368324
>That authentic weird autismo behavior
What?

>>79369091
She has sex with young boys

>>79359926
Eva and its not even fair. Watch dame to kill for and try not to fall in love.

>>79367846
if facts trigger you that hard you are gonna have a rough life buddy

>>79359926
eva is the superior jewess

>>79361652
>thinking Eva's rack is fake

Spotted the virgin

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>>79367529
>>79367464
>>79367252
It's called punani you uneducated simpletons.

>>79359926
ScarJo

Because her pic there reminds me of Sarina Valentina. ScarJo would be sexier with a feminine penis

let me do full front AFTER i chop off my huge tits

yeah that makes sense

Eva is the best.

ScarJew hasn't been fine in like a decade. She looks old as shit in her recent films. Was great back then.

>>79360931

No you aren't. I think that she is cartoon-ish looking. Just not my type. I won't be bullied into being attracted to the Bride of Frankenstein.

>>79361571
That image never ceases to make me smile like an idiot.

Why is Eva so fucking unsettling and weird?

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>>79370179
Shes a Jewess.

>>79360473
>>79360599
>>79361571
song hye kyo is one of the few gook actresses that hasn't had ps, or at least no ps that isn't detectable to the human eye

>>79370559
cute!

scarjo forever. Eva's overrated.

>>79368098
Because he looks like Mads.

>>79365655
Eva 10 years ago was Casino Royale Eva, ScarJo has never hit that level of hotness. DESU I think I might find Eva more attractive now than 10 years ago.

>>79365717
Truth