>villain unexpectedly enters the scene
>he slow claps and congratulates the protagonists on their progress so far
>Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin. Well done, Slytherin
>HOWEVER
Is the joke that its actually fucking stupid and you dont like it?
>>79357072
>Villain ends up doing something the hero originally did
>>79357072
>Heist is explained by one of the protagonists while it's being executed on-screen
>>79357176
American Dad did this well with Steve and friends planning on stealing the Jewish kid's presents. Community too.
>I always wanted to be in a mafia movie
>>79357072
>right-hand man of the hero has doubts about the cause
>as the movie progresses he questions if he's on the right side and betrays the hero in the end
>someone gets punched
>SFX: *THWACK*
>puts fingers to bleeding nose/mouth
>looks at the blood and laughs
>>79357176
>Heist is explained by one of the protagonists while it's being executed on-screen except every part of the plan is going terribly wrong
>guy meets a girl for the first time
>they exchange only a couple words
>cut to them having loud sex
if only it was like in real life.
>>79357510
>Detective at a crime scene
>Liquid on the ground next to victim
>Detective takes some between his thumb and index finger
>Smells it
>Licks it
>"Yeah that's cum alright"
>>79357735
It is if you're stupidly handsome
>>79357791
>Native Indian in group wordlessly holds his hand up
>rest of the group stops in their tracks
>Indian crouches down to the ground, touches the soil, stands up and scans the horizon
>"Yeah that's cum alright"
>rides off in a different direction
>everyone shrugs and follows him
>that one henchman who is actually a badass and puts up a serious fight for our hero
>>79357856
This post made me laugh more than it had the right to.
>villain returns after being defeated by the kid heroes
>have to take it down as adults or now their kids have to deal with it
>>79357791
>detective goes to coroner's office
>coroner is dry and sardonic
>eats sandwich while performing autopsy
>one of the antagonists realizes how fucked up his side is
>doesn't join the hero's team but becomes a wildcard third party
>ITS RIGHT BEHIND YOU
>villain licks captured girl's face
>it's cum alright
>>79358043
This is truth in television. You get so jaded after a while.
>>79358043
Do you know what type of people play with dead bodies all day? Fucking weirdos.