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yes?
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they're all shit
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Out of THOSE people, idris elba would be the best. Hiddleston is the most embarassingly bad actor I have ever seen, I cannot understand why he gets roles apart from the 'Hugh Grant" effect
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>facebook
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Idris or Hardy.
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>>79355142
This, but only THOSE people.
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>>79355112
damn they're all terrible.

That nigger Bond with Idris is a meme and would never happen. Loki is a faggot, Hardy is a midget, and i have no idea who the last 2 are.

The only good choice is Fassbender but he wont do it.
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>>79355142
This. They're all such shit choices that edris Elba finally gets his day in the sun
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>>79355112
Idris Elba, MAYBE Tom Hardy. The rest of them are either too ugly or twinky for Bond
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>>79355112
we don't need no british bond

BEN AFFLECK FOR BOND
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>making elba the default 'like'
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How about just stop making bond films? They're shit now anyway
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>Black, weasel, short and stout, ferret, lego brick
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>>79355112
apart from Idris all are terrible choices. Although I think its time to cast an American Bond via Dave Franco
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>>79355112
None of those guys look like they would be a good Bond.
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Cavill.
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Norton would be the best, but it will be Elba. Who the fuck thinks Hardy could ever be Bond?
>And who are you?
>HMMM
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>>79355112
None of the above or Daniel Craig are the only acceptable answers
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>>79355182
It's not like the past two have made more than billion each
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>those two on the end
Literally who?

>Hiddleson
Fast becoming annoying

>Black spy
kek

Hardy it is.
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>>79355112
Dan Stevens
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>>79355241
>>Black spy
>kek
he would do real good in russia
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>>79355112
My wife's son wants Elba.
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>>79355112
I honestly want to see what Idris Elba would do with the character
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>>79355227
>It's not like the past two have made more than billion each

>implying that means movies are good
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>>79355112
Elba is clearly the best choice here.
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>>79355172
I think he's had many days in the sun already.

DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHOHOOHOHOHOHO
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>>79355112

>Tom Hardy

Could actually be good. Maybe they'll go off the wall. The stuff he did in the gangster movie where he plays two brothers was great.
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>>79355112
It will be Idris so that (((hollywood))) can continue to promote interracial relationships and white genocide
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>>79355365
Thanks, Andrew Anglin!
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>>79355330
Where is his mouth
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>>79355365
Yup. And it it will proceed to make 600 garillion dollars at the 'box office'.
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>>79355112
The guy on the right.

>>79355330
He's a great actor but I don't think he could pull off Bond and also he's getting old looking fast.
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I like how they made Elba the default like, so that among his votes are all the idiots and retards who just liked the post without actually understanding it.

It's almost like a Facebook poll is rigged.
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>>79355142
He was great in the Night Manager

I bet you've only seen him in Marvel flicks
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Emily Blunt
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trey songz as bond
odell beckham as his sidekick

bond girl: elle fanning
bond's lover: bryce dallas howard
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Out of all the current British actors that are popular enough the best pick for James Bond would be Ewan McGregor 2bh.
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>>79355112
What happened to Bond being handsome? They broke the trend with Daniel Craig, but I think it's time to return to handsome Bond who I could actually believe is slaying poon based on his mug
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>>79355112

Idis Elba would be a GOAT Bond nemesis. His voice and delivery suit him to the ground.

Hiddlestone is the ONLY choice for Bond. He has the sophisticated British, charm, the correct age, and ability to hold dialogue when engaging with the enemy. His only flaw is, you dont think of him as an action hero.

Hardy - he basically feels like a more roided Jason Bourne. Does not suit Bond at all.

They rest of them LITERALLY WHO's
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>>79355479
I bet you're a yank. His english accent is terrible
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>>79355506
>delivery
He has two modes:
Shout
or don't shout
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>>79355423
(((Facebook))) rig a (((poll)))?

How dare you!
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>>79355283
the only purpose of movies is to make money. that means movies that make a lot of money are good
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Who are last two men?
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>>79355532
Since when was Bond required to have an English accent?
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Woman over nigger anytime
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>>79355423
would ((they)) be that smart?
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>>79355180
the jews aren't even subtle anymore
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>>79355165
Can you really do no to this bond anon?
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I want Armitage to play bond t b h
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>>79355596
New phone, who dis?
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>>79355532
James Bond is canonically Scottish

>The novel reveals Bond is the son of a Scottish father, Andrew Bond, of Glencoe, and a Swiss mother, Monique Delacroix, of the Canton de Vaud.
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>>79355283
> implying the movie(s) being bad will stop them from making more
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>>79355112
Hardy

Enough with the whole "Bond is supposed to be charismatic" meme, casting an autist like Hardy would unironically make it more interesting
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>>79355632
i don't understand this mass hysteria over this guy
he isn't good looking
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>>79355142
Watch The Hollow Crown: Henry IV parts 1 and 2 and Henry V. He's incredible.
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Step aside.
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>>79355686
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>>79355685
>telling that faggot to watch shakespeare
I guarantee he's only seen him play Loki
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>>79355566
>the only purpose of movies is to make money.

Kek
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>>79355112
Doesn't Facebook have actual polls, so you don't have to do retarded shit like this?
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>>79355241
>Black spy
Hard to spot in the dark, that's a plus for a spy.
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>>79355736
'actual polls' in 2017 is an oxymoron.
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>>79355112

I mean, as long as they don't make Elba's Bond spy in Russia, eastern Europe or China then I guess it could work.
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>>79355112
this guy
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>>79355781
/thread
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http://www.eonline.com/news/460777/idris-elba-reveals-child-he-thought-he-d-fathered-was-not-his-son-says-it-s-tragic

is elba literally /ourguy/?
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>>79355674
You don't really believe that anon look into his eyes
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>>79355112
I know Idris would piss off some people because of skin colour, being the first black bond, and a lot of people seem frustrated with black people being shoved into roles all the time because of their skin colour.

However, I think out of these 5 Idris would be the best choice because his character suits the role just fine, he's at that age too where he can pull off an experienced but not too old secret agent.
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>>79355142
>>79355685
i haven't seen him play a role where he has a similar character to bond, in a persona similar to bond. all the roles i've seen hiddleston in have had a sort of meekness somewhere about them, an uncertainty. i don't think bond has that.

it won't be elba because it would tank the film in china. mgm aren't going to accept $100 million less in revenue just to have a black bond.

it is none of those 5. it will be someone we don't expect, someone out of the ordinary/non-obvious
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>>79355842
dude's ugly and has a weird goofy headshape
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>>79355685
>implying hiddlestone's Once More unto the Breach and St. Crispin's day speeches are anything but utter crap

I mean I hate the man's guts for producing possibly one of the worst adaptations of Hamlet (alongside Mel Gibson's which is dire) but even Branagh did a better job with Henry V
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Our Guy
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>>79355863

So do most Blacks but girls love that
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>>79355889
It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is my license to kill
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>>79355902
love what? ugly men with goofy egg-shaped heads?
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>>79355825
>a black cuckold
that noise you just heard was /pol/ having a collective aneurysm
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>>79355112
Jude Law
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>>79355926
Yeah white boy, its a sign of high testosterone
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>>79355674
imagine being this delusional
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´
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>>79355112
Fassbender or bust
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You know it's coming.
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>>79355878
>Branagh did a better job with Henry V
No. Hiddleston grounds the scene, brings it alive, makes the language feel real. It's intimate, it's raw. There's nothing that Branagh does to indicate he's in a movie and not on the stage, it's melodramatic twee shite.
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>>79355112
Oh look I found the next Bond
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>>79356083

>American trash
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>>79355180
Somebody has to be there you fuck
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>>79356083
>Americunts actually believe this
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>>79355983
new or recently birthed meme?
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>>79355642
Get your head out your ass. The movies and the books are so extremely loosely tied together.
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Black Bond wouldn't go down well in Chinese markets, would never happen.
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>>79355112
None of these fucks. The only guy I know can act is the nigger and he's a nigger and really old, might as well have Pierce Brosnan come back at that point.

You'd think they would be able to find a handsome but masculine ~6 foot actor from the UK/Scotland who looks and sounds charismatic while ordering drinks, driving cars, firing guns and slapping beautiful women on the ass.

The real problem isn't that it's so hard to find such an actor, it's that the retarded Bond producers aren't looking. They've given up on what made Bond Bond. They only do homage moments to classic Bond for the trailers now, the actual film has to be

>muh emotional trauma :(
>M stands for mommy
>every bad guy outsmarts me, yet I end up winning for no good reason
>muh clusterfuck shakey cam "action"
>WE WANT THE BOURNE AUDIENCE

The Daniel Craig Bonds are some of the most generically written and aesthetically off-putting schlock I have ever seen and guess what - I only paid for Casino Royale, I immediately learned my lesson. This isn't fucking Harry Potter or Star Wars, you can't expect people to pay for garbage over and over just based on brand recognition. If I wanted to watch the tragic story of a semi-realistic agent who keeps getting his shit fucked up over and over I'd just watch the damn Bourne movies again. I heard they make new ones as well? Yeah, that would be where I would look for that. Furthermore, the way they did action scenes was a weakness, not a strength, and I'm pretty sure they did it to save money. Since when is keeping your expenses low part of making a Bond film? Since when is Bond realistic or relatable?? Bond is supposed to be a larger than life adventurer with a death wish, a power fantasy with great production quality. That's what the people want. I'm a young man who likes action movies and specifically past Bond movies. If you can't even get ME to pay for your Bond film then how are you going to convince anyone else?? Get your shit together.
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>>79355112
2 people on the right are Aidan Turner and James Norton
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>>79355112
I don't care about Bond anymore since it went to shit after Casino Royale. Might as well deal the deathblow and make Bond a nig
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>>79355781
The name's
*catches breath*
Bond
*snatches birthday*
James
*eats sausage*
Bond
*does aikido pose*
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He already plays a spy on tv though.
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>>79356097
>>79356117
is the argument against him really just that he's American? If he can sound the part, look the part, and act the part, does it matter where the actor is from?
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he's british
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>FashionBeans
The fuck?
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xD
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>>79356321
>It doesn't matter where he's from if he can play the part perfectly
Kek, do Americans actually believe this shit?
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step up faggots
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>>79355674
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>>79355436
I recently watched that and that was exactly the show I was referencing for his bad acting. Dull voice, straight delivery, no emotion, never reacted to situations naturally, always hamfisted.
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the obvious choice
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>>79356361
we've let brits play spider-man, batman, and superman
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>>79355781
this
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>>79356513
he literally isn't good looking.
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>>79356564
Show me one, ONE American do a half-convincing British accent and I will concede your point
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>>79356564
>America is this culturally cucked
kek
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>>79356537
Is the world ready for a manlet Bond?
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>>79355112
ANYONE but Jai Courtney
Fuck that guy, he ruins everything
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Honest question, why do you guys not want Elba? Is it just because he's black?


I think he definitely has the persona to play Bond
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>>79355112
How about they just not make a next James Bond film?
They're all unequivocally male power fantasy trash.
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>>79355953
This desu, but doing his Dom Hemingway accent.
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>>79356661
kys shitskin
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>>79356661

Do you think Elba could perform smug well? Elba is a fucking master at serious roles but I can't really imagine him as the super-smug international spy.
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>>79356702
With those weak shoulders? No. You might as well cast Ryan Gosling.
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>>79355112
None of them
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>>79356731
Yeah I think he can pull off the smug Bond. He also can play suave too which are really the only two modes Bond has
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>>79355112
Big guy, but put him on stilts
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>>79355112
Why can't they find a man who actually looks like a man?
Do they not exist anymore?
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>>79355330
Jonesey?
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>>79356828

Yes, you're right, I always confuse Idris Elba, Daniel Craig and Tom Hardy with girls.
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>>79355781
>dat carpet hair

Wouldn't work
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>>79355112
>D<
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>>79355112
all bad, bring back craig
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Idris would be great. Michael Fassbender can pull it off too.
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i'd cast jackie chan
the secret agent who wants no trouble
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>>79355165
>The only good choice is Fassbender
Agreed
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>>79355436
I thought he was horribly miscast. The tough, silent type roles don't suit him. He was great in High Rise where he has a lot of dialogue. Might as well be Loki Bond if he plays the part
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Fassbender and Hardy are too good for Bond. I'd prefer they do something else with their time
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>>79355674
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>we missed out on a based Clive Owen Bond
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>>79355112
>addig the only option choosable on phone apps to the nigger
of course he gets the most like, its the most easyiest response button
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>>79355112
Who's the guy on the far right? Looks like moot on testosterone.
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>>79355112
the black man, /pol/ will be pleased.
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>>79356661
He has great screen presence and can bring a lot of gravitas to roles he plays.
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only people who want Hiddleston for Bond are women who don't even watch the movies
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>>79357720
Indeed!
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>>79355112
they all look like faggots other than Tom and he looks too lower class to be a Bond type

and Bond can't be a real life cuckold (Idris)
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>>79356128

If Sean Connery can play Bond, no scotsman is off the table.
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>>79357755
that would've been good
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>>79357755
Why have we missed out on Clive Own Bond?
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>>79355201
this.
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Tom Hardy is the best actor out of those five but I don't really see him as Bond. I'd rather have him in more drama than a schlocky franchise like Bond anyways.
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I would rather choose the next Bond villain.
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>>79358293
Some people say he's too old, but he looks younger than Daniel Craig, while only being 4 years older.
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>>79355112
Anyone but Tom Hardy because I don't want the prime years of his career wasted on Bond movies.
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Hardy is amazing but not sure he's 007
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>>79356179
Agree with this. Only casino royale is decent out of the Craig era. The rest are pure shit. But I don't think they care as long as they keep making money. There's no reason to take risks. It's become very bland an boring.
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The best choice
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>>79355112
The truth is, I don't give a shit. Bond movies are terrible since forever. I just hope nobody actually talented is sacrificed for this shit. So please don't do it, Tom.
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>>79355953
>Jude Law

Easily this, with a bit lighter more sexy of a tone
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Shia Labeouf
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>>79356104
no they don't, there's no reason they couldn't make that image using only the other buttons and not the "like" one which immediately gets an advantage by being the default

If you look at any of those pictures, 9 times out of 10 "like" will win
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>>79358887
gotta pay those HWNDU legal fees somehow
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>>79358894
>make that image using only the other buttons and not the "like" one which immediately gets an advantage by being the default
It's so simple and would have worked perfectly
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>>79355112
Out of all of those shitty picks, I'd go with Tom Hardy if he shaved his shitty facial hair, then Idris. The rest are absolutely terrible.
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>>79355112
Center.
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>>79356622
Tom Hardy is apparently one of the candidates so yeah.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ecvmEaR6KA

this retard would need his head out of his own ass first to be able to play any sort of believable bond
terrible, and also was cucked and dumped by swift of all people
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>>79355112
Oh man all of those are just God awful. The nigger is by far the worst candidate.

So (((they))) say it's racist to call them out on this shit. Why is it racist to speak up about white characters being replaced by black people? Is it racist if I want Shaft to be played by Michael Cera? Or what if their were a Michael Jordan biopic starring Vince Vaughn as Michael Jordan? How would people react to it?
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DAN STEVENS
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>>79355112
There is only one right answer.
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>>79356828
>that sissy posh boi
>manly
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What about Daniel Craig?
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>>79355112
Bane?
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>>79359128
>this retard would need his head out of his own ass first to be able to play any sort of believable bond
Have you ever actually watched a Bond film, the character fucking loves himself. You're literally a moron.

Also why did people get angry about that speech? What he's saying is pretty fucking reasonable if you ask me.
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>>79358293
He was a contender before Craig was cast.
He made Shoot'em up to spite them.
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>>79355112
TOM HARDY - NOW TAKE YOUR FUCKING DRESS OFF !!!!
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>>79359221
>FIVE FOOT SIX
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>>79355112
bond needs to simma
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>The name is....Bond.....James Bond
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>>79359304
hes a fucking retard and if you cant see it you're doubly so
kill yourself faggot
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>The names Bond....James Bond
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>>79355162
This, and this is coming from a raging /pol/ack. I don't get why Elba can't be Bond. It's not like they're talking about Jamie Foxx or Anthony Anderson here
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Anyone who wants Elba hasn't seen how awful he was in the last two seasons of Luther.
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It has to be big guy from those, Hiddleston is shit and Elba is fucking meme.
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>>79356661
>Is it just because he's black?
Yes. Lurk more.
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Hardy and Fassbender are the only two who should even be considered desu
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hardy only works if he's willing to speak like a normal person and not mumble
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>>79359623
Why does Bond have to be a black guy now? Why doesn't some faggot write a screenplay about a secret agent super assassin, who happens to be black? Why do they have to latch onto a pre existing series instead of creating a new one?

Pure lazyness
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>>79355165
>fassbender
I don't think he has the charisma honestly.
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Pic related would be good Bond
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jack o'connell just to upset the toffs
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>>79359757

It's been like 65 years of white Bonds, I'd hope they use black Bond as an opportunity to reimagine the character for a few movies. They can always switch back (inb4 obvious joke).
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>>79355849

Bond will be Indian. It only makes sense.
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>>79359603
FAAAAATHEEEEEEER!!!!
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>>79359945
IT'S BOND, AND I WANNA SHAG THE BLOODY ARSE OF YOU
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>>79355600
>>79355546

anyone that uses parentheses should be permabanned.

can you guys do one thread without autistic screeching about the jews?
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>>79355112
Wheres Mr One Two????
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How would /pol/ react to Elba Bond? The obvious answer would be anger, but you can't deny people would relish the opportunity for a "quintessentially British" Bond.
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>>79359623
Elba isn't some classy gentleman, he's pretty much a Jamie Foxx with less jive
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>>79360058
>tfw no comfy RocknRolla sequel

i miss the wild bunch
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I get that it's a /pol/ meme to say any black character is liberal propaganda, but I actually think that Elba would be a fantastic bond, and I wish it was feasible.
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>>79359873
craig bond was a reimagining of the character already you dumbass. if they do a black bond it's likely going to be a very conventional Bond in every other way to compensate
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>>79356828

gif not related right?
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>>79359630
What do you mean?
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>>79359773
Except that he can't act for shit
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>>79359525
>>79359564
>>79359498
>>79359183

only correct choice desu
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>>79359140
This is an incredibly stupid argument. bond has already had many unique imaginations,there is no reason he shouldn't be black except for the fact /pol/ is so hypersensitive that they think the casting of ANY black actor is liberal pandering.
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>>79355112
jude law
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>>79355165
>fassbender won't do it

You're talking about the guy who played magneto for 10 movies?
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>>79360060
I can already see the hundreds of "HOL UP" pastas
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>>79355112
was becoming James Bond part of his plan?
>>
Do we really need another James Bond?
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>>79355165
>>79356032
>>79357469
>>79357684
>>79359690
>>79360345
Would they let an Irish guy play Bond doe?
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>>79356604
kys my man
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>>79360660
You mean after a Scott, Aussie, Englishman, Welshman, Irishman and another Englishman?
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>>79360766
>James Bond: Dr. Who edition!
no thanks
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Because unlike some other James Bonds, he can talk with an English accent.
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>>79355112
unironically idris elba
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people who legitimately don't want Idris because le black man meme are fucking retarded

he's a great actor and he'd do the role justice unlike any of those other guys.
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>>79360826
>idris elba
yes
>unironically
no
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>>79360751
OK, I forgot that Brosnan is Irish. Who's aussie?
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>>79360904
Idris would be best desu, and I browse /pol/ all day.
He's good in just about every show or movie I've seen'em in.
If the next one is hiddleston, I'm not seeing a bond movie for a long time.
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>>79360766
Absolutely not
>>
The only reason against Idris Elba is that he is black when Bond is supposed to be a spy and hast to infiltrate and blend in.

Send him to Moscow, Afghanistan, China, really anywhere but Africa, the US and certain parts of Europe and he'll stick out like a sore thumb.

That would really break your immersion.
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>>79355180
at least his ugly ass isn't the love
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>>79360971
Ok, so the next 5 bond movies will be based in Africa and Argentina
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>>79360952
Lazenby senpai
>>
they are all horrible for that role
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>>79355112
None of those. Henry Cavill
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>>79360971
Yeah but they the same token he's a spy and everybody knows his name.
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>>79361039
Cavill was pretty good in "The Man from U.N.C.L.E".
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>>79355112
post malone would be really funny as bond
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>>79360904
Idris would be better as a Bond villain, like a black George Soros type, only in in Africa and the third world
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>>79361142
Just his character from Beasts of No Nation would be great
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>>79361142
>Soros
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>>79361180
Yeah, true. Maybe a warlord who ascends to the next level and breaks through to the big game. Someone wrote a pretty nice green text creating a role for Idris as a Bond villain and it was along those lines, an African warlord who has risen beyond his position
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>>79360024
>Hey fellow white goys....Err I mean white guys quit pointing out that Jews seem to be the masterminds behind everything anti white in (((Hollywood))) and in the media it's antisemitic!
>t. Morty SilversteinGoldberg
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>>79361042
Only top level counter intelligence agencies and SMERSH know his name.

For everybody else he's a salesman for Universal Exports.
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>>79355173
>>79360176
>I get that it's a /pol/ meme to say any black character is liberal propaganda, but I actually think that Elba would be a fantastic bond, and I wish it was feasible.
T. Male feminist, black supremacist, and proud stepfather
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>>79360739
Jesus Christ.
>>
Elba or Hardy, definitely.
>>
>>79361374
>T.

reddit pls go
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>>79355112
dan stevens isnt there so it has to be idris.
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>>79360024
(((You)))
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>>79360293
>This is an incredibly stupid argument. bond has already had many unique imaginations

>Only notable changes are
>Hes been blonde once and had a Scottish accent once

>"Many unique imaginations"
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>>79355112
none of the above
>>
PEOPLE FORGET ELBA HAS ALREADY DONE 'BOND' IN THE FILM BASTILLE DAY.

HE WASN'T ANYTHING SPECIAL.

IF WE HAVE TO HAVE A BLACK GUY, PATTERSON JOSEPH. RICHARD AYOADE WITH A SMART HAIRCUT COULD DO IT.
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>>79361473
Nowhere is Bond described as black.

I'd rather have a Paki as Bond before a nigger. Since niggers are like 3% of Bong population.
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>>79361415
>Says the fag who wants an SJW bond
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>>79360904
James Bond is a Scottish MI6 agent

This isn't TF2, Scottish people are not black.

As a person of Scottish heritage I find this attempt to erase my representation in film disgusting and offensive.
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>>79361331
>men of Jewish persuasion are at the head of all media companies
>men of Jewish persuasion are at the head of all Hollywood production companies
>men of Jewish persuasion litter the entire media industry from top to bottom
>while being only 2 % of the population
>merely point out this factual statistic
>OY VEY ITS ANNUDAH SHOAH YOU DIRTY GOY ANTISEMITE HOW DARE YOU SPEAK AGAINST THE 60 GARILLION

the truth has no bias
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>>79361473
The character has ALWAYS been Scottish, even without the accent. James Bond is a Scottish man.
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>>79361552
NO. HE. FUCKING. ISN'T.

BOND'S FATHER DOES NOT HAVE A NATIONALITY. BOND'S MOTHER IS SWISS. BOND LIVED IN SCOTLAND. HIS BIRTH AND FATHERS NATIONALITY ARE NOT SAID.

BOND WAS BASED ON AN ENGLISH BORN GUY AS CONFIRMED BY FLEMING. FLEMING CHANGED BONDS CHILDHOOD HOME AS SCOTLAND AFTER HE ENJOYED CONNERY IN THE FILMS.

HE.
IS.
NOT.
SCOTTISH.
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>>79361516
>RICHARD AYOADE WITH A SMART HAIRCUT COULD DO IT.

No.
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>>79361563
M8 have you seen Luther? He's pretty good. Hiddleston was pretty decent in Night Manger, but he wasn't the star of it. Bane isn't eloquent enough and the rest are literally whos. Of the people listed, Elba is the best option. If I could pick any bribong actor, I'd pick Cavill. He has the charisma to pull off Bond.
>>
>>79361552
>>79361656
There's literally no difference between being Scottish or English, guys. They're ethnically culturally the same and share a nationality.
>>
>>79361656
>HE
>IS
>NOT
>SCOTTISH
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

doesn't mean he's a nigger either
>>
>>79361552
If you're American then either fuck up, or please remove yourself from this plane of existence via a rope.
>>
>>79361656
Just because Fleming didn't write about Bond's family background until the first book he wrote after Dr No doesn't mean it's not canonical.
Bond's father is a Scot who had him with a Swiss woman. For the record, last time I checked, both Scots AND Swiss were white Europeans.
>>
>>79355596
I wish anon, unfortunately not British. D:
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>>79361552
brits have been playing your lovely scot for years cuckboi now shut the fuck up
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>>79361656
>The novel reveals Bond is the son of a Scottish father, Andrew Bond, of Glencoe

Do any of the other books contradict this?
>>
>>79361741
Cite your sources for his father being Scottish. Because all that's recorded is he (Bond) grew up in Scotland. Not that his father was Scottish.
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>>79355825
>Elba added, "You know, the truth is—like, even admitting it, I'll probably get laughed at for the rest of my life. But it is just tragic, and it happened."
Is he one of us?
>>
>>79361741
Swiss is only a nationality, not an ethnic group. Swiss can be niggers alright.
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>>79361775
No, but Fleming himself had him as English until Connery made him change it. Retconning is stupid as fuck.
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>>79361729
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>>79358789
No doubt about it.
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>>79361805
From Wikipedia (resourced via a book about Bond trivia)
"Correspondence dating back to 1960 shows that Fleming contacted a Scottish nobleman to help develop Bond's family history, in particular seeking a Scottish "Bond" family line"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Only_Live_Twice_(novel)

And also here from a Bond book blog
http://thebondologistblog.blawgspot.co.uk/2012/08/ian-fleming-on-james-bonds-all-scottish.html

If you follow that link, it shows that Fleming may have been planning to retcon the Swiss mother and turn her into a Scot as well, saying he planned to do so in a newspaper interview.
>>
>>79361807
Invite him
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>>79361840
>No, but Fleming himself had him as English until Connery made him change it.

You got a source on that? Everything I've read is that his parentage wasn't specified until after Dr No. Just because they didn't define it before doesnt make it a retcon.

And even if he was English before, doesn't mean Connery "made" him do it.
>>
>>79356283
I am sorry but there's something not masculine about his face. I think it's the size of his little chin, specially in comparision with his huge head.
>>
>>79358789
This
>>
>>79361754
Scottish people are British you mongoloid.
>>
>>79362133
invite him where?
>>
>>79355591
Since anon came to his own uneducated conclusion that everyone else has to follow.
>>
>>79356604
Peter Dinklage, brah
>>
>Idris Elba

Would be ruined by everything else but purely as an actor and performer he would be good.

>Hiddleston

He's a fag.

>Hardy

Too Daniel Craig, not suave enough.

>Who?

Who?

>James Norton

Suave and good actor but looks like a farmer
>>
>>79355532
He's Scottish in the books and the only Bond that matters (Connery) was more Scottish than most Scottish people.
>>
>>79356179
>That one Bond who doesn't even shoot
>>
Connery is the only Bond that matters.

They should cast some trans disabled actor and then it will do poorly and we can finally let Bond die.
>>
>>79363413
That's Moore in a nutshell.

Hold on a minute, I'm going to go on a 40 minute boat chase scene.
>>
>>79356179
This desu. I already disliked In Her Majesty's Secret Service for this reason, Bond isn't supposed to catch feelings for some slut who really isn't any different from any of the previous or future Bond girls. Bond is supposed to be an untouchable badass who fucks the big bad, his intimidating sidekick and a bunch of his faceless minions up against all odds. None of that existential crisis shit.
>>
>>79356702
Could see it happen if he started working out more.
>>
would sony really risk china and russia by casting James BBC?

the emails showed they are comically incompetent so yes
>>
>>79355112
How did Elba meme even began?
>>
>>79364259
>How did Elba meme even began?

Niggers desperate to play white roles crying non stop in liberal rag magazines.

It's like the only way the niggers feel validated is if they get to play a white person.

Kinda pathetic how self hating those niggers are....
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>>79359630
what ?

The scene where he is in the interogating room and snaps at the two detctive over Ripley's death is one of the best scene of the show, and that in seaon 3.

The writing in Season 4 took a nose dive but Elba's performance cannot be blamed.
>>
>>79364332
nah whiteys just want that bbc
>>
>>79355112

Hiddlestone.

Hardy is too much of a meme. "The name's Bond, *hm* James Bond *hm*". The first part he says shuffling his face. The second part glaring. They might hire him as the sensitive Bond.
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>>79364566
>you can't blame a actor for shit acting, it was the w-writer's fault!1
good actors elevate poor writing, cuck
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>>79364332
>using nigger left and right
>calling others pathetic
bruh
>>
A chance for Hardy to act without mumbling? Bond is quite well spoken.
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The name is ehhh....hnchrrchngngg h
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If you like rough bond then Hardy definitely.

For a suave Connery type id go with Fassbender or Elba
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Agent 007 coming trough
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>>79363198
here
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>>79355632
yes 007 is white get over it plus he's too old and not a very good actor anyways. if you really have a boner for him go make your own british spy movie and have him star
>>
>>79355825
He's basically a white male at this point.
>>
>>79359498
Whoever this guy is, he looks like he's doing a generic cologne advertisement in a cheap magazine
>>
>>79358789
His hairline wouldn't stay like that for another 5 years if he glued it on.
>>
>>79355112
none of those
>>
>>79355632
Disgusting, James Bond can't have man boobs
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>black scotsman
I'd only be able to think of this guy
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>>79355112
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>>79360822
With the right kind of serious tone, this might be alright
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>>79355165
>Hardy is a midget

Sheeet. I hoped that Tom is big guy and have been googling to prove you are wrong. But he's realy shorter than any of previous Bonds.
>>
Big guy obviously
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>>79355112
>wanting a literal cuck to represent james bond
>>
>>79359757
were you one of those people pissed off when they made bond blonde?

"why don't they make a spy movie where the agent is blonde"

gimme a break
>>
>>79361039
isn't he balding?
>>
>>79355337
wow..

beat me to it.
>>
>>79360971
and white guy doesnt stick out in Asia, Middle East, Africa and Latin America? white Bonds went there and no immersion was broken. Casino Royale literally begins with Bond blending into a crowd of African niggers
>>
>>79355112
Elba's too old and we've just had a gruff physical bond, Hiddleston is the obvious choice but he's a bit of a meme actor favored by reddit, Hardy's a manlet, the Oirish guy is only famous for being good looking and I've no idea who the last one is
>>
>>79355686 too villainous looking, also swedish or some shit
>>
>>79355686
too old
>>
>>79355112
Jack reynor
>>
tom hidleston before he became a cuck.

>>79368181
i love me some irish accents but his is fucking awful. he's discount chris pratt when he has a beard too.
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