Anakin, you're breaking my balls!

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>>79352979

Watch it, Padsy

>>79352979

go home and kill your fucking younglings

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It's some sad shit.
Motherfucker said he didn't want to live no more.

He jumped.

No matter how moody I get, shitposts like this thread never fail to make me laugh.

Thank you based anons, you are the dreamers.

>Anakino, you belong to the the family, LA COSA NOSTRA

>why dont you go home and get your FUCKIN podracer

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>YOU MADE HER GET ALL FUCKIN' FRESH!
>YOU HAVE DONE THAT YOURSELF, YOU INSULTED HER A LITTLE BIT

>>79353434
ONLY A MOULI DEALS IN ABSOLUTES

>>79353460
No more races, Padme.

I said I don't race pods no more, maybe you didn't hear, you been in the senate a long time

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Salvatore "Big Pussy" Bonpensiero?

Oh! Look at the mouth on this prick

>My weakness. Sometimes I think it's in my midichlorians. My order took shit from the Empire the minute we got off Coruscant.

>What are ya talkin' about?

>BEN KENOBI. That's MY fuckin' legacy. No more, Luke. No more of this.

Don Shievo sends his regards

>>79353865
He was a good capo.

UNLIMITED GABAGOOL

I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend went out and slaughtered a horde of sandpeople and gave them a lightsaber to hide.

But I didn't. I got to admit the truth - it turned me on.

>>79353967
lol

ey, ani all dressed up, all grown up and doing the sith. Look at this!

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>>79353996

>>79353845
>i rolled around with kids like that in the grassy meadows when i was in naboo. fuckin break up my party

>>79353865
>I thought not. It's not a story the Feds would It's a paisan legend. Big Pussy was a wiseguy of the family who lived many years ago. He was so powerful and so connected that he could use the family to influence the bookies to create dough. He had such a knowledge of the old country that he could even keep the balls he cared about from breaking.
>The omerta is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
>What happened to him?
>He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his gabagool, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, and then one night, his apprentice busted his balls in front of his crew. Ironic. He could save others from disrespect, but not himself.

Get this through your head you Jedi motherfucker, you. You only exist out here because of me. That's the only reason. Without me, you, personally, every fuckin' sith skell around'll take a piece of your fuckin' Jedi ass. Then where you gonna go? You're fuckin' warned. Don't ever go over my fuckin' head again. You motherfucker, you.

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nice fuckin game. nice fuckin game.

>>79353814
kek

>Cash will do fine.
>No, it won't-a! What? You think you're some kind of wiseguy, waving your piece around like that? I'm a Jew. Silly tricks don't work on me. Only money. No money, no gabagool, no deal!

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wanga creesi

>>79353315
underrated

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watch it mon

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You got boarded? Fuck you, pay me!
You got picked up by an Imperial tractor beam near Alderaan? Fuck you, pay me!
You were helping to destroy the Death Star, huh? Fuck you, pay me!

Anakin: [narrating] For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a Jedi. To me that was better than being the Senate. To be a Jedi was to own the galaxy.

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you know ive been working for a sith lord, right Ben?

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I swear to my fucking mother, if you touch her again, YOU'RE DEAD.

>I'm gonna go get the holo, the holo

>When they found Han in the Jabba's palace, he was frozen so stiff it took them three days to thaw him out for the autopsy.

I SHOULD'VE KNOWN THE JEDI WERE LOOKING TO GET FUCKING FRESH

I must be loyle to my council

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You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little fuck. You know that?

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have we started the fire?

>>79352979
WHOAAAAAA!

>>79353315
>tfw Palpatine got whacked

>>79353845

fucking kek

OBI WAN CAN YOU PLEASE
SHUT THE FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCE!

>>79354191

hey why don't you go fuck yourself Chewie!

It's a Quarrenian message. It means Obi-Wan sleeps with Mon Calamari.

its my boy Obi Wan I havent seen him in 20 years and hes getting all fresh ovah here. Im just bustin your bawls ovah here. Relax. We're all jedi here. Now go home and get your fucking lightsaber.

>Just when I thought I was out...they pull me back in
what did obi wan mean by this?

I like this one. One dog has the high ground, the other dog has the low ground, and this guy's sayin', "Don't try it."

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He does these impersonations, you'd swear it was the real people

>>79354328
Republic Credits? Fuck you, pay me

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>>79353814
>Lord Vader, I'm Jedi Council

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>Way Down Below The Ocean starts playing

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>Anybody seen Han? Anybody know why Han did Bobby Greedo?

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Didn't I day not to fucking buy anything? Didn't I say that?

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>>79356111
>>79356111
>>79356111
hahaha

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Finally a quality thread, god bless you all.

>>79356230
>Obi still visible behind him

Come on, at least try

>>79356435
kys yourself

>>79356461
That's such a good point anon, now that you mention it I see that it is a good meme after all

>>79356489
Thanks :)

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>>79354924
kek

>>79353845
FUCK YES. THANK YOU

>>79356111
FUCKINGKEK

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Jar Jar Ginsberg the Hasidic Homeboy

>>79354355
kek

Don't eat the force grandma, it's full of fats and midicholorians

The Force? Ova hee

>>79354810
Kek

>>79353087
Now go home and get your fucking lightsaber

I love you

>>79354500
I knew everybody and everybody knew me.

Sometimes the smugglers would pull up and watto would let me park their podracers.

Here I am, this little kid, I can't even see over the steering wheel, and I'm parking podracers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8FUUzmaCxc

I know there are women, like my best friends, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend slaughtered a village. But I didn't. I gotta admit, it turned me on.

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This kid was great, I used to call him Good-friend Ani, I swear to good, he'd make your sith lords look like fucking sand people. He was terrific, he was the best and he got a lotta midichlorians from it too.

Obi, when are you gonna settle down? like your friend Anakin he's got a nice girl

>>79353845
HAHAHAHA, i bursted into laughter

>>79357246
keep him here, keep him fucking here..

Yes, I was once a made guy...the same as your father. He was the best shoe-shiner in the state - he'd make your shoes look like fucking mirrors - and he made a lot of credits too.

He was a good fella.

We owned the senate, and Qui-Gon had this wonderful system for destroying the droids. He used the lightsaber, and he used to slice them so thin that they would liquify in the pan with just a little oil

>>79355581
Underrated

>>79354016
Hed shine ya droids they look like mirrors!

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>>79356210
lmao

From my point of view, the Cicero family is evil.

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>>79354452

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>>79356111
you motherfucker

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>>79356111
Kek

>It seems, in your anger, you insulted her a little bit

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>get like a dozen posts into the thread
>can't stop laughing at every post
Star Wars-posting and Sopranos-posting are my two favorite things on this board.

>>79356246
>Way Down Below The Ocean starts playing
It's Atlantis you dumb fuck

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>>79357693

Have the drink with me

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>>79356010

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he was a hoar!

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>>79356111
I don't get it.

>>79358626
Fresh off the boat from reddit, huh? While we appreciate that new posters have to come from somewhere, we do have to insist that you lurk more so as to better assimilate with our culture.

>>79357362
Jesus Christ MAD TV really was better than SNL. I was lied to as a kid!

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI'S OVER HERE, HE'S HUGGIN AND KISSIN OVER HERE AND TWO MINUTES LATER HE'S ACTING LIKE A FUCKIN JERK

>>79356111
My sides

>Are you an angel?
>What?
>An angel. I've heard the deep space pilots talk about them. They live on the moons of Iego, I think. They're the most beautiful creatures in the universe.
>You're a funny little boy. How do you know so much?
>You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a Gungan, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?

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In Naboo, Dinner was always a big thing. We had a fruit course and then salad or fish.
Anakin did the prep work. He was having forbidden affair with me and he had a system for doing pears.
He used a butter knife and he sliced it so thick he used to made it float around with a little cgi

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>Opening scene of ANH
>Stormtroopers massacre rebel scum
>Vader enters
>Freezeframe
>As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Sith Lord
>Imperial March blasts
>To me, being a Sith Lord was better than being Chancellor of the Galactic Republic
>Even before I walked into the Jedi temple to murder younglings, I always new I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew I belonged

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>>79358925

This thread has brought immeasurable amounts of joy to my day

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>>79358981
>He was having forbidden affair with me and he had a system for doing pears.

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>>79358925
lul

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>>79354810

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I need to sit down.
Is that ok with you, Anakin, can I sit down?

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>>79359202
10/10

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I saw a security hologram of him... eating gabagool.

http://youtubedoubler.com/kmqj

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>>79352979
jesus christ I just noticed the face

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>"Darth Leotardo how was mustafaar"
>HOT AND SWEATY LIKE MY BAWLS

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>>79359276
>We got any good death sticks? You know that pupil of mine during the Clone Wars? 26... Tell you, your father, his destiny was to be the second coming for the jedi. Never liked sand. Brushed off killing sand people with this shit. Every night he'd beat me in races under the stars of Coruscant. And he was a good friend.
>Hey Ben. Did he even really exist?

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>>79359340
Someone needs to do a proper edit of this jesus christ

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Quasimodo predicted he who will return balance to the force.

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>>79359531
Obi Wan Kenobi... my arch nemesis

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remember this anakin... never rat on your friends, and always keep ya fuckin mouth shut

>>79354126
>Meeting on Tatooine always made me nervous. It's a scary place. I knew about the blast points in the desert, of course, and everywhere I looked, there could have been a blast point.

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Go fuck yourself, Vader.

>You seen this Sifo Diyas character? >The jedi council are driving me nuts looking for him
>No Yoda I ain't seen him
>Well keep your eyes out for him Dooku

>>79355581
lmao

>>79356210
Oh the deathstar burnt down? Fuck you pay me

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There are women, like my handmaidens, who would have gotten out of there the minute their boyfriend started complaining about sand.

But I didn't. I got to admit the truth - it turned me on.

>>79356246
>>79359340
http://youtubedoubler.com/kmrg

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>Now go back to your double sun shithole and count your fucking midichlorians.

Why did he feel like insulting Anakin a little bit?

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Your not gunna believe this... He killed 16 younglings. The guy was an tatooine podracer.

http://youtubedoubler.com/kmrq

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>... when they found Solo in the carbonite, he was frozen so stiff it took them 2 days to thaw him out for the autopsy

>Thanks, pal.
>You took your helmet off? You put your crusty scalp on the table... You shit-kicking, stinky, bantha-manure-smelling motherfucker you! You fuck me up over there, I'll stick you in a Sarlacc in the fuckin' desert! You understand?
>[Force throws him]
>Go over there and apologize. Go! Get the fuck out of--!
>Palpy, I'm sorry.

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>>79352979
OH IT'S TREASON DEN

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

>>79353049
>You look like my wife and I'm going to fuck you with my robotic dick!

Padme: "God forbid, what would happen if you turned to the dark side?"
Anankin: "Padme!"
Padme: "My hand maiden said that her husband..."
Anakin: "You know why your hand maiden's husband turned to the dark side? To get get away from her that's why. Nobody goes to the dark side unless they want to, unless they make themselves turn. They don't have thing organized. You know who turns to the dark side? Force sensitive stickup men. And you know why? Because they fall insleep during Jedi training."

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>C'mon Lukie. All the shit we been thru, you really think I'd kill ya?
>Ya, I do.

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IT'S A CLONING COMMUNITY

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>You don't know who I am, do ya? Remember Obi-Wan? Obi-Wan Kenobi? Master Yoda? The Clone Wars.
>I was involved with that?
>You and my dad. You were good friends.
>We were?
>Yeah?
>Hmm. Well, that's nice.

>>79352979
This thread is golden.

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>>79360788
>mixing the two saddest scenes ever into one
Don't do this to me anon

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He never had the makings of the one to bring balance to the force.

>>79360788
>you and my dad
Jesus anon

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>>79361004
>you never had the makings of a Jedi Master
>it was the hands
>too small

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>I wonder what's Sith for I grew up without a father

>>79357362

this is really good

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>"This is supposed to be a great Sith movie? They didn't have crew cuts in the Old Republic!"

For a guy who moved all day, Jabba Didnt talk to 6 people. If there was a bounty problem or maybe a beef with the Rancor, only the top guys could meet with Jabba to discuss the problem. Everything was one on one, Jabba hated conferences. He didn't want anybody mind tricking him, and he didn't want anyone to hear what his little bird rat minion was telling him. Hundreds of hutts depended on Jabba, and he got a piece of everything they made. It was like tribute back on Corellia, only they were doing it here on Tattoine. And all they got from Jabba was protection from Wookiee trying to rip their limbs off. And that's what it's all about. That's what the Galactic Senate could never understand. That Jabba and the organization does is offer protection to guys who can't go to the Jedi Council. That's it. That's what it is. They're like the Jedi Council for scoundrels.

>>79360120
lol wow

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>>79360788
HOLY fuck

>>79361431
Nice

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http://youtubedoubler.com/kmsw

>What are you doing?
>It's all right.
>Who says? Your mother?
>How many you need?
>Where'd you get the death sticks?
>It's okay.
>It's not okay!
>You don't understand.
>You don't understand. You don't wanna sell me death sticks.

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>Padme: What do you do?
>Anakin: I'm a Jedi.
>Padme: You don't feel like you work as a Jedi.
>Anakin: Yeah, well, I'm a council member.

>>79361445
>no seedy underworld Star Wars crime saga spinoff series
>1st movie is about Jabba's rise to power
>2nd is about a IG-88 whacking targets in exotic locals across the galaxy
>3rd is an impossible job style heist movie

>>79360722
kek

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>>79353315

Fucking gold.

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You know, Quigon-Jin predicted all of this

>it's a luke and leia episode

Tell me about ur muddah

fuck this thread is so good I'm beginning to think that you guys might be disney shills

>>79361591
>Hendry got mind tricked

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isnt that what you said to me once ben? to try to remember the times that were good?

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>>79360120
>http://youtubedoubler.com/kmrg

this works surprisingly well

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>>79355581

>Why don't you go fuck yourself, Master Skywalker?

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CARMELLA SHUT THE BLAST DOOOOOOOOOORRRRRS

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I have the high ground

>>79354534
massively underrated

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>>79357362
Holy sh

>>79362436
WEW

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http://youtubedoubler.com/kmtR

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RUN NORTH CORUSCANT, YOU MIGHT - BUT RUN YOUR UNCLE, YODA YOU DON'T

HOW MANY FUCKING HOURS OF CATCH, WITH YOU DID I PLAY?

>>79357362
I HATED THAT F-
ITCH

>>79360120
Simultaneously adds meme value AND unironically improves the scene

>>79360788
i really want a high sci-fi/italian mobster series now

if anudda holo from dat academy goes to dat kids house, into the carbonite chamba you go, head first

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> -Leia. do you remember your mother, your real mother?
> - Just a little bit. She was a HOOA

i don't understand this thread

>>79360722
I love this thread

>>79352979
i've been passing this thread up for a good day because the face isn't noticeable in the thumbnail

is that a feature or a bug?

>>79353814
Fucking kek

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>>79358582
Underrated

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>>79363709

>>79359806
Good for you, Greedo. Dont' take shit from no one.

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Watch it Dooku!

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>>79352979

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I'm just curious. I saw you holding your saber with your right hand. Can you do that with both hands?
>No.
Can't do it with both hands?
>No, sir.
Can you do it with your left hand?
>Well, I... I never tried.
So you're a righty?
>Yeah.
Now you're gonna have to learn with your left hand.

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A lot of Sarlacc pits in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those pits. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the pit already dug before you show up with a prisoner. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more pits. You could be there all fuckin' night.

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>You tied up our little Chancellor to a char? What the fuck is the matter with you? Is there something mentally wrong with you?
>It was only for a couple hours Master Jedi... the Imperial Guard wasn't around, so I did what I could.

>>79360219
kek

>>79365195
>>79365358
well done, well done

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>>79353845

Jabba: Don't you think we coulda killed you already, if we wanted you dead. Relax. We just wanna talk to you.

Greedo: Jabba, it was...it was Han! You got to believe me, it was Han, he got nuts! He said we're being pissed on and disrespected and that we should score points with Xizor. But I told him hey, Coruscant wasn't built in one day! Anything Jabba, I'll tell you anything you wanna know.

Jabba: What'd Richie say?

Greedo: It had nothin' to do with Xizor, he didn't ask for it. He got mad when I told 'im. Han did it on spec.

Jabba: Alright. Come here. Come here. Come on. Are you sure nobody else was involved. Take a minute, think it over.

Greedo: It was Han all the way.

Jabba: Alright. You're a good friend.

Greedo: I'm thirsty.

Jabba: See if we got somethin' to drink.

Bib Fortuna: What can I get ya? You want a Stimcaf? Somethin' like that?

Jabba: How is that? I mean, you sure you want a diet drink? You don't want somethin' with some sugar in it?

Bib Fortuna: There was only blue milk.

Greedo: It's good.

Jabba: You finished?

Greedo: Thank you J.

Jabba: 'Cuz that blue motherfucker...the last fuckin' drink you're ever gonna have!

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>See, the hardest thing for me was leaving the life. I still love the life. And we were treated like movie stars with muscle. We had it all, just for the asking. Our wives, mothers, kids, everybody rode along. I had star destroyers filled with jewelry stashed in the hold. I had a sugar bowl full of death sticks next to the bed. Anything I wanted was a phone call away. Free ships. The keys to a dozen hideout bases all over the galaxy. I’d bet twenty, thirty grand over a weekend and then I’d either blow the winnings in a week or go to the sharks to pay back the bookies. Didn’t matter. It didn’t mean anything. When I was broke I would go out and crush some more rebels. We ran everything. We blew up planets. We captured princesses. We took over mining facilities. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it’s all over. And that’s the hardest part. Today, everything is different. There’s no action. I have to wait around like everyone else. Can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got mystical bioluminescence. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of eternity like a schnook.

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A BB8 droid?
>A BB8 droid.
A BB8 DROID? YOU MADE ME POP YOUR FUCKING EYE OUT OF YOUR HEAD TO PROTECT THAT PIECE OF SHIT? A BB8 DROID? YOU DUMB, MOTHERFUCKER.
>Kill me.
Kill you? You dumb, motherfucker, you. Frankie, do him a fucking favor.

>>79354452
Holy shit my sides hahah
Someone has gotta dub goodfellas & sopranos dialogue into star wars footage

>>79357322
Hilarious haha

>>79365945
Not dialogue, but check out >>79360120

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>these blacks

>>79359202
Star wars + Goodfellas = starfellas

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>>79360120

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Now go home and get your shine box!

>>79354583
literally lolling hard right now, imagining obi wan yelling that to anakin in that accent and voice of his lmao

Why do the prequels keep delivering keks nonstop

>>79353845
the best in this thread, I'm about to shit my pants from laughing

>>79357769
This got me, I don't know why.

THE BEST FUCKING THREAD I'VE SEEN THIS YEAR, MY GUT HURTS

THANK YOU BASED ANONS

Are these Sopranos references?

>>79366780
Goodfellas, Sopranos, Casino, some few Godfather ones, I think I saw Carlito's Way somewhere

He's gone, Luke. And we Couldn't do nothing about it.

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>>79366889

>>79366888
I don't watch any of those types of movies/shows.

>>79367047
Okay then, farewell

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>>79352979
Thank you for making a good thread, OP.

How bout you fags that can do good voice shit vocaroo the best posts so I can dub it over Star Wars footage

>>79360219
His house looked like sand?

>>79367140
What scene?

>>79367256
Easiest one to do would be the emperor being thrown, made her get fresh, frozen solo

Idk which other ones would be easy

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You think Han tells chewie everything?

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XD somone already screencap this one for r/4chan? lol

>>79367118
Thanks for ruining it with your picture.

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No more pod races watto maybe you didn't hear you been on tattoine a long time

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>>79352979
OBI WAN IS IN THE MUFF

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Meeting in the middle of tattoine always made me nervous. It's a scary place. I knew about the sarlacc pits, of course, and everywhere you look there coulda been one

If ever a thread deserved a bump, this is it

>>79370581
I miss that website that would archive the best threads

>>79354534
lol

Can someone cap this?

>>79367794
Underrated

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>Where is Padme? Is she safe?
>I'm afraid she got all fuckin' fresh...it seems, in your anger, you insulted her a little bit

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>Palpy was cutting every link between himself and the Jedi, but it had nothing to do with me.
>I gave Palpy the tip and he gave me some Empire Day money. From then on, I kept my mouth shut.
>I know Palpy - he had the galaxy, it was his. He kicked some money upstairs to Darth Plagueis, but that was it.
>It made him sick to have to turn over the galaxy to the guys who ruined it. He'd rather whack them.
>What did I care? I wasn't asking for anything and Palpy was making nice Force gains through my Tatooine connection.
>Still, months after the treason, they were still finding bodies all over the galaxy.

>>79371035
Thanks bro! Makes me feel good. An anon compliment is real & treasured

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Funny how? Like I'm a clown? Like I'm here to amuse you?

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I just wanna make sure I'm not kissing a wookie ovahere?!

>>79356111
10/10

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Listen to me, what did I tell ya? I talked to you before, didn't I say what was goin' on? Didn't I say not to go buyin' anything for a while? You buy a fuckin' speeder? Anakin are you nuts? Whats the mattah witchu? WHAT THE FUCK IS THE MATTAH WITCHU?

>>79371129
hahaha

>>79371129
http://youtubedoubler.com/kmAy

>>79358925
Holy fuck this one is severely underrated

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>Chancellor, you insulted him a lil' bit

>>79372149
Are you getting all fuckin' fresh with me, master jedi?

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I just wanna make sure I'm not kissing lando calrissian over here.

>>79371781
Nice. Thank you, anon.

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEVoYimdY4M


>"When they found Solo frozen in the [carbone]-ite, it took them 3 days to thaw him out for the Sarlaac"

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Ohhh! You broke your cherry!

>>79360219
His drove like shit

>>79371781
this is works so well i got a fucking chill down my spine

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Too many onions, I did not use.

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Who the fuck cares? I'll kill the fuckin' younglings. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first youngling I killed? Not the first time I killed a youngling. I'll fuckin' kill a youngling. Where are the lightsabers?

>>79373398
You gonna let this kid getaway with that!? What's the galaxy coming too!?

Holy shit goodfellas is the greatest meme movie ever

>>79367047
Why are you here?

>>79373505
its the greatest 'film school' era film period.

every scene is perfect

its even funnier when its put against a movie that couldn't understand humanity if it was shoved up its ass.

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It was revenge for Coruscant, and a lot of other things. And there was nothing that we could do about it. The younglings were Yoda's goomahs, and Annie wasn't. And we had to sit still and take it. It was among the Jedi. It was real greaseball shit. They even threw Annie's face in the lava so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

>>79373790

>They even threw Annie's face in the lava so his mother couldn't give him an open coffin at the funeral.

holy kek im dyin

>>79373830

>>79373830

>>79373830

>>79373728
Yeah I follow a guy on Instagram who memes the shit outta goodfellas just hashtag #goodfellas on Instagram and you'll see his shit hilarious even when I'm blue those Goodfella memes give me a laugh

>>79373728
I would give his IG but I don't know the rules here and we're supposed to be anonymous I don't want to get banned

>>79372441
>>79373224
Thanks anons. You're too kind

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>>79373831
My sides

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A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the speeder. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

>>79375239
Kek.

I'm dumb I don't get any of these.

>>79359202

Carbone-ite.

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Matter of fact, nobody knew all the details. But it should have been perfect. I mean he had me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, his best friend watching his ass. And he had Padmé, the woman he loved on his arm. But in the end, we fucked it all up. It should have been so sweet, too. But it turned out to be the last time that Jedi like us were ever given anything that fuckin' valuable again.

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>>79375471
>He hasn't seen goodfellas

NO GO HOME AND GET YOUR FUCKIN' SANDBOX

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>>79353996

>I've been telling you your whole life, don't kill younglings on the fucking security hologram

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When it looked like they could get twenty-five years to life on a prison planet just for disrupting trade, sick or no fuckin' sick you knew people were going to get clipped. So the day of the arraignment, they had this meeting on Mustafar. See, when something like this happens, you know how things are gonna work out. It's always better with no witnesses.

>>79373790
Kek

There were billions of credits worth of goods coming into the Death Star yearly, and we tried to steal all of it.

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>>79371781
lol this is too good

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>next time there won't be a next time
>no, there's another.

Fucking top thread.

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Captain Solo, I'm afraid we can't possibly make the jump to hyperspace without my lucky hat

>>79373790
this is amazing

>>79378139
KEK

>>79356111
best post on this board

>>79378766
I sincerely never want this thread to die "starfellas" is the greatest invention since baneposting

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>>79356111
late as fuck but holy shit

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>Your father never had the makings of a proper Sith.
>Oh, what the? What the hell's with you?
>What?
>It's not true.
>You never used force lightning.
>Force lightning? That'd short out my life support!
>No hands, that was always your problem.

>>79379542
What?

>>79380091
He's trying to make fun of the junior soprano " you never had the makings of a varsity athlete " quote but messed up

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>>79354534
l o l

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Finn 2187, my arch nemesis

I'm gonna go kill the younglings, kill the younglings

Louis Brasi Sleeps With The Mon Calamari.

>>79356111
Fuck yes

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>Emperor Palpatine: Whatever happened to Darth Maul? The strong, silent type? That was a Sith. He was in touch with his anger.

>>79366151
lol

>>79378307
lol

>>79354055
ty so much

>>79363608
Star Wars x Goodfellas/Sopranos meme mash up

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TIE Fighter?! You think we're being followed by a TIE fighter?! My mothers right you're completely paranoid

>>79382221
Well done, keep em coming lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bN2WMJWcygk

dont bitch to me

>>79385450
Where the fuck is the star wars? Hit the bricks kid

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Your father never had the makings of a Master Jedi

>Sifo-Dyas wakes up with a Kaminoan head in his bed.

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Nobody knows just how many Jedi were killed in the daring pre-dawn raid on the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. The Senate says 3 million Jedi, the Banking Clan says 4 million Jedi, the Techno Union says 5 million-
AHAHAHAHA ANIIIIIIIIIIIIII
YOU SON OF THE FORCE

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>>79385979

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You wasted eight fuckin' aprons on that guy. You're a real jerk Gotta toughen this Jedi up!

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>>79385979

>>79386099

Christ, Obi-wan from the prequels and TCW would never have done that. Old Ben is fucking ruthless.

>>79354055
i appreciate you

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Two wookies just stole my transport ship! Can you believe that?! Can you fuckin' believe that!?

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>>79353845
glad I found this thread before it started saging

love this shit

>>79353434
YOU NEVER ADMIT THE EXISTENCE OF THIS THING!

>>79355581
holy fuck

dying rn

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>The Council had enough of Boba. They had enough.
>How much were they gonna take?

>>79364966
WHY ISN'T THIS PLACE LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME

GOAT THREAD GOAT THREAD

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>The first one to skip was Alderaan
>He found a nice warm secluded place in the Core Worlds. He thought nobody would find him there.
>But then his Princess got nabbed by the Imps for being part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.
>And so, naturally, the Alliance was afraid he'd come out of hiding just to save his kid and give 'em all up.

>>79365722
>Jabba: 'Cuz that blue motherfucker...the last fuckin' drink you're ever gonna have!

Nice

>>79353845
this post is art

So many fucking garbage threads on this board, but there's always one like this that makes it worth coming here.

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>>79386920
>>79387608
>It was amateur night - and you could tell.
>Whoever it was, they put the dynamite in the J-type Diplomatic Barge. But what they didn't know - what nobody outside the factory knew - was that that model cruiser was made with a handmaiden decoy under the driver's seat.
>It's the only thing that saved my life.
>The bombing was never authorized, but I suspect I know who lit the fuse - and so did the powers that be.

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You got money for that fuckin' commercial. Fuckin' commercial, you don't got my money, you don't got my fuckin' money, huh?

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>And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different. There's no action.
>I have to wait around like anyone else. You can't even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some squill liver salad and I got rubber desert squill liver instead of mountain squill.
>I'm an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

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>What happened? Did we get straightened out?
>Na, we had a problem. We tried to do everything we could.
>What do you mean?
> Well, you know what I mean. The droid is gone and we couldn't do nothing about it.

>>79387959
Kek

>>79371781
Better than the actual movie