DO IT

warp particles

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>>79351119
Got that exact scene bruv

>>79351030
Computer Activate the self destruct sequence,
Authorization: janeway pi.

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#justiceforTuvix

Does Voyager get better? Just started and it's pretty shit so far

janeway is such a dumb cunt. she won't violate any rules to get home faster, but if she's butthurt against some alien or something she will violate all kinds of rules. they should have staged a mutiny and thrown her out an airlock. then put a man in charge. sorry, but i'm not going to keep pretending some dumb cunt can run shit as well as a man when getting home depends on it.

>>79352258
as a whole? not really. But it has a decent amount of good self contained episodes. if you're going to watch it skip all the holodeck / Leonardo da Vinci shit you can

>>79352366

What pissed off the most was she refused to use cloaking tech which would have cut all alien attacks by 90% holy shit

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>>79351030
Yes ma'am!

>>79352258
it does once the bullshit with Kazon ends. So around the end of season 2.

>>79354150
>Kazon
fucking space trash

>>79351573
Fuck off Tuvix, walk in the oven.. I mean the transporter

>>79354309
yeah, I have no idea who may have thought they'll be a credible villain. A cheap Klingon ripoff but with none of their combat prowess or technology that made them threatening, just a fucking waste of space.

>>79353433
>Inertial dampeners are offline!

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>>79354332

>>79354781
I don't want to sound edgy but he was really ugly so I was glad when they got rid of him

>>79352258
It gets more tolerable, but never explicitly good. It's the kind of show that's best watched at, like, two or three in the morning on a shitty TV, when you just kindof want something to watch. I hope you know what I mean.

>>79351030
Was Voyager literally the worst crew starfleet has ever had, twice they changed history just to save their own sorry assess without any repercussions.

>>79352258
Seasons 3-6 are good/ok, season 7 is again garbage especially the later episodes of the last season.

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>>79351030
>computer, generate a universe where I'm not a 27 year old kissless virgin
>unable to comply with your request ... virgin

>>79355003
Captain Braxton did nothing wrong.

Learning that Kate hated Jeri on set and bullied her has ruined rewatching this for me.

>>79351573
#BlackAliensAntiMatter

>>79352258
Most episodes are even better than TNG to be honest. Janeway is the only captain I'd want to serve under. Extremely capable and strong leader. Not bound by petty philosophical bullshit.

Kirk would be fun, but no sense of duty whatsoever. He'll just get you killed.

Picard is a fucking pussy. Thank god he had Riker to make the tough decisions.

Sisko is an uppity guilt tripping nigger. I guess affirmative action is still a thing 500 years from now. What a shitshow.

>>79352258
it's complete garbage all the way. they just did not know what the fuck they were doing

>>79353433
the most prominent thing you could say about this character's personality is that they like tomato soup.

voyager, everyone

If you fuck some holo-slut on the holodeck when you end program does you cum just end up on the holodeck floor?

>>79356174
Not really. Daddy issues, masochist, easily manipulated as a result. Liked 20th century technology, allowing for certain plot points to play out properly. Comic relief.

But yeah that's about it.

>>79356065
>Janeway is the only captain I'd want to serve under.

please tell me you are a female. janeway is a retarded cunt. half the time she makes decisions based on her feelings for fucks sake.

>>79355966
well, it dragged a shitty tv series into the tits and ass hour starring the borg for 4 more seasons, so fuck that show

>>79356202
It's recycled into base particles. They dedicated an entire conversation on where their excrement and fluids go to. Did you even see the show?

>>79356249
The same could be said for Picard and every other captain. That's the whole point of the show. To explore humanity while exploring the galaxy. Make a real argument next time please.

>>79356277
I've watched all of TNG, Voy and DS9 but I don't recall that.

>>79356277

That was said in ENT, so it's you who has not seen VOY...

>>79356367
Excuse me for not recalling which show this tiny conversation was in out of like 500 episodes total.

I actually JUST finished rewatching VOY for the third time. Fuck yourself.

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>>79356065
>Sisko is an

he's the "captain" of a shopping mall in outer space

>>79356549
He's the captain of one of the federation's most important outposts. He's in charge of protecting and checking out spaceflight through the single most important singularity in the Alpha quadrant and meanwhile protecting an entire planet.

He captains Starfleet's most powerful prototype war vessel.

What are you talking about? DS9 at the end of the show is a completely different DS9 from the first couple of episodes.

>>79352368
Concerning flight was okay, and the time 7 of 9 could see the aliens experimenting on people and The Doctor was hanging out with Da Vinci, but on the whole that's a good generalisation

>>79356065
>racist /pol/tards actually watch star trek
what the fuck, it's basically opposed to your very existence

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Voyager is not the best Trek but it is miles ahead of Deep Space Nine.

>>79357074
>he doesn't know
Half of extreme right online is made up of ex nerds who watched Star Trek daily. That anon is full of it, though. Sisko is the best captain.

>>79357296
No. Pillar of the community alone makes DS9 superior to anything Voyager had, also Neelix is literally the worst character alongside Harry.

>>79357327
>Half of extreme right online is made up of ex nerds who watched Star Trek daily.
What went wrong?

>>79353433
I ain't gay er nuttin'

But I'd like to watch /tv/ and /film/ with that guy.

>>79357074
Except for every time they have to break the prime directive because it's naive or every Section 31/Dominion War episode or the fact that the negroes in the future are fictional characters that act like humans unlike reality.

>>79357376
They were pushed to the right side by tumblr leftist and feminists.

>>79357385
I always got the feeling that Paris would have been a lot like the people in Demolition Man if you spent a great deal of time with him, he acted like a tough guy but it was still filtered through the hippy-dippy Federation view of what a tough guy was.

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>>79357344
you are incorrect

>>79357423
Why would the existence of stupid people on one side cause you to become a stupid person on the other side?

>>79357471
>a stupid person on the other side

How many special snowflakes have you seen on the right side.

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>>79357344
they could have done a one man star trek show with Neelix and it would've been better than all of DS9 combined.

>>79357546
None, but I've seen a whole bunch of racist manchildren. Now answer my question.

>>79357376
Nerd became a commercial label and what is nerdy got whored out to mainstream Hollyjew culture. This means ex nerds had two choices; find a new identity or get on with progressive, social justice agenda. With all the political, cultural and race tensions, a big portion did a 180 change.

>What went wrong?
Western civilization for the last 200 years.
Just to push people's buttons, I'll say this:
We need to stop mad men like Rodenbery to push for naive and impossible ideas the likes of which we've seen in old Trek and especially at the start of TNG. DS9 can stay. It showed how retarded the whole Federation moralizing is.
Things like "B-but he wasn't an sjw" doesn't work. He was, only for the older generation. You can bet your ass moderates of that time looked at him like we're looking at muslim black womyn nu-trek. Still doesn't change the value of many stories Star Trek told and how important it was. I liked a lot of it.

>>79357559
that's alot of hate for best trek

>>79357605
well /pol/ is here, what do you expect?

>>79357589
This is too much of "how it looks from the inside", and doesn't really tell me anything.

>>79357644
You're saying that you think DS9 is the best because it has a black captain. Try watching it for its content, then realise what a boring piece of shit it was (on the whole). Granted there are a handful of good episodes, but it's spoiled with the over-arching spiritual-journey story.

Also AveryBrooks acting, someone post that scene where they are all staff at a sci-fi magazine, it's jaw droppingly bad.

>>79357767
>boring piece of shit
You talking about Voyager, Enterprise or basically half of TNG?

>>79357644
>>79357767
hahaha found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hJQvXjG20Q

I know they guy was half out of his mind on the gear but you can't brush this off. We Wuz Kangz, the episode.

>>79357376
>What went wrong?

reality. just as an example, the vast majority of people that have lived around blacks turn racist. the reason is, they are awful people. if black people were awesome amazing nice people, there would be very few racists.

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>>79356238
DS9 fag BTFO so hard they don't even reply
KEK

>>79357767
>You're saying that you think DS9 is the best because it has a black captain.
No, I'm saying you think it's shit because it has a black captain.

Nice projection, fag.

Personally, I find it hard to choose between DS9 and TNG. DS9 dealt with the shades of gray the other series didn't, and the extended arc allowed some serious exploration of characters. Episodes like Duet, the Dukat-cult one, the one where they assassinated the romulan, these are just simply excellent, and have a depth other great episodes like city on the edge of forever and darmok and jalad don't have.

On the other hand, not having grit and angst allows a cleaner kind of story to be told, which is also good. To thine own self, masks, the one with the flute, all very excellent in a way that DS9 couldn't do.

So I really can't choose between them.

>>79357936
I can see how that'd trigger you. It was a great episode and a phenomenal performance, though. It's a shame your racism prevents you from enjoying good art.

>>79358062
More "view from the inside". Really not telling me anything. Also having known black people and racists both, I can say you're wrong.

>>79356646
>He captains Starfleet's most powerful prototype war vessel.
DS9 fags will defend this sloppy writing

>>79358170
>huffing and puffing and screaming into the camera
>a phenomenal performance
yes we are on /tv/ after all

>>79358170
>Also having known black people and racists both, I can say you're wrong.

everyone is racist, especially black people. you would know this if you had been around them and not just had a few token black friends in a primarily white area. they tend to behave themselves there. I don't understand why people like you insist on denying reality just to feel good about yourself. it doesn't make you a better person, it just makes you delusional. No matter how hard you try to project your fart sniffing progressive attitude the truth of how you feel always slips out from time to time. For instance, no matter how liberal someone is, you won't catch anyone choosing to enroll their children in a majority black school by choice.

>>79352258
Yeah, it gets better mid season 3.

Sexual Organs

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>>79357344
Don't fuck with the people who make your food anon

The only thing DS9 had going for it was a sense of deeper lore and Odo, but not much else

>>79356238
>Liked 20th century technology

This is literally the worst trait for a character to have in Star Trek.

>>79358623
>not much else

mr. garak
miles and jules bro-team
gul dukat
jeffrey combs
ferengi episodes

WTF DID YOU MEAN BY THIS

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>>79352258
The thing with Voyager is that, although the quality of the writing does vary a lot from season to season, every once it a while they knock it out of the park
>Timeless
>Course: Oblivion
>Hope and Fear
>Equinox
Basically, Voyager is just one long extremely drawn out expression of 'Meh' punctuated by the occasional 'Fuck me, that's awesome!'

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>>79354483

>>79358985
>Equinox

>It's a Janeway tries to murder a guy but the aliens she used as her instrument of death were less willing episode

>>79355230
What really bugged me was how right at the end of the episode, Braxton said "I did not experience that timeline" and then in Relativity he said that he did

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>>79359017
Holy shit
So that's what it looks like without the shaky cam

>>79359044
Didn't they also say they re-integrated him with the tramp version later?

>>79359112
No, the tramp version never happened
The Braxtons that were re-integrated were from 3 alternate timelines so his hatred for Janeway really shouldn't have happened in the first place

>>79359017
>riker riding a rocket outside a.shopping mall
>picard is readying his bald noggin for a corner kick
>worf just kinda shakes his torso
>data is halfassing it while shitposting

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>tfw my first episode of star trek was unanimously the worst episode were janeway turned into a lizard

>>79355003
i liked the ep that started out with the evil depiction of what some alien race theorized what went down when voyager brokered some treaty for them and got a bunch of their people killed.
the whole show shouldve been that

>it's Janeway or the Milky Way

Man she was a fucking bitch

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>>79356646

>it's a those darn kids are up to their usual mischief making at the shopping mall in outer space episode

>>79351030
competency of captains:
Sisko > Archer = Picard > Janeway > Kirk (TV) > Kirk (reboot) > Kirk (animated)

>>79351030
>that filename

>>79359017
That extra in the back looking at everyone else to see how he's doing.

>>79359182
Honestly the whole show was already like that for me since I'd only really known about it from these threads. The robots here really make Janeway out to be a monster but she does a lot better than people give her credit for. For real though, VOY does have some of the most retarded episodes ever. Fucking transwarp lizards.

>>79360484
>it's a Janeway is actually the progenitor of all known life episode

>>79360521
>taking the lizard janeway pill.

>it's a torres is visibly pregnant and wearing maternity clothes, but no one mentions it episode

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>>79354838
>I don't want to sound edgy but he was really ugly so I was glad when they got rid of him

He changed his name to Tuvix.

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>>79356308
>The same could be said for Picard and every other captain

No. Not at all. Picard's ethos is bound by obligation to Federation guidelines but he will bend them because they are hardly a protocol that can fit around the vastness of the universe.

But your original post was likely bait given the 'Kirk has no sense of duty' and 'Sisko is an uppity guilt tripping nigger.' lines.

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>>79359037
>It's a Janeway tries to murder a guy but the aliens she used as her instrument of death were less willing episode

Those sub-space demons were shown to have some sort of magical cell dessicating force-field.
He would've been dead in less than a minute easy.
And that episode established the first time a captain used a person for potential torture use.
It was later reprised when Archer pulled the air out from under some ayy's feet in enterprise.

>but seriously, Equinox proved Janeway could pull some fucking crazy shit for Federation guidelines

VOY > TNG

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>>79356252
>well, it dragged a shitty tv series into the tits and ass hour starring the borg for 4 more seasons, so fuck that show

How is that Jeri Ryan's fault though?
Mulgrew's a stuckup cunt it sounds like who took out her hatred for a character on the actress.

>>79356408
>Excuse me for not recalling which show this tiny conversation was in out of like 500 episodes total.
Then why would you type "Did you even see the show?" Can't tell if feigned condescension or mad at life in general.

>>79357074
Hownuru.com

>>79358170
DUDE EVERYTHING I PERCEIVE IS RACISM the entire default template
Reality must be a hard place for you to be alive in

>>79358170
>calls inner light "the one with a flute"

Damn you really know your star trek anon. i kneel before your wisdom.

>>79361332
The fact they used a different actor for Tuvix feels like they missed an opportunity.

They could have had Tim Russ and Nelix play the character in alternating scenes, maybe even using some RDJ Camera Tricks to mess with their height, just to make it that much more weird.

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>>79359037

Equinox portrayed a ship that would've been a more realistic portrayal of the way a captain would handle the Delta quadrant.

Gets thrown across half of the galaxy and meets some vicious foe; is forced to barter with some religious group who happens to have sub-space aliens visit; realizes he has a source of energy and it's kill or be killed so you make a compromise.

Janeway pretty much tells Ransom in that episode "Fuck your crew, we an hero before kill others before ourselves". The entire episode was like a lid on the coffin that is Janeway because of how many chances she was given to be perceived as the sensible person in any given situation. Real shame considering Mulgrew is a good actor.

>>79362237
What are you even talking about?

Seriously you guys are wacked out.

>>79362336
Ow, you got me. At least I remember "genesis".

>>79359017
>that extra
poor sod he doesnt know what to do

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>>79362608
>What are you even talking about?
This explains it. You lack the self-awareness to even know that you responded to three people with essentially "yeah but I've got this special card I'm going to pull out that will make me right *types the word racist* Heh. nothin' personal kiddo." You understand that almost every person on the planet is a "racist". Not the classical Trotskyan type but the racial preference type. People tend to congregate and prefer things of their own kind.

I laugh at your posts unironically because I know people like you exist who need the world to be as cookie cutter and saccharin as not to even engage people in conversation. You cut off all sensible debate worse than just calling someone a nigger when you call them a racist. Instead of saying "that's not good enough, I'll need reasons and not just 'Sisko was black therefore bad' ", you use the term racist which has the same function as "nigger" in this sense as all reasonable discourse is shut off and you don't have to think or admit harsh truths thereafter (or at the bare minimum try and debate the guy).

I believe that answers your question..?

>>79363203
tl;dr

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"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

>>79359163
I'm amazed if you continued to watch after that

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>>79363395

>(flashes schoolchildren externally)

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>it's a crew member falls in love with someone and people question the motives of his/her actions episode

>>79361830
kys

>>79352258
Nope, it's awful and still the worst series of the lot.
Even Enterprise was better.

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If you don't know what the little bar graph on the tricorder is measuring, you don't know SHIT about Star Trek

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>>79363783

It's measuring Nielsen ratings the closer the series gets to Seven's arrival.

>Even Enterprise was better.
B-but ENTerprise was best series, right?

DS9 isn't even that bad.

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is she supposed to look good? wtf

>>79363914
I always thought she looked like a Single Mother of Blackenstein

>>79359859
Finally someone who thinks like me.

>>79362336
I hate this fucking episode with a burning passion - you get captured by ayy-lmaos and not only you don't start chopping them to pieces the moment you regain conscience in their simulation, but you leave an entire life there? And you let that clearly aggressive mind-altering device intact after that?

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>>79363914
The episode revolves around the Captain chasing a memory spirit who is represented as being the wife of a successful WHITE SCIENTIST.
Then Bajorans want hate crimes for Cardashians. Followed by a sentient hologram who lived in segregated Las Vegas (while white people and (((shapeshifters))) trounce about having fun at their expense).

Very subtle they were on that Deep Space Nine.

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sup /trek/
you ready for Discovery?

>>79364809
STD? Nah I'll pass.

>>79364665
It's called PTSD + Federation propaganda + Stockholm syndrome. Picard's trapped in a cycle of longing, hatred, and despair.

>>79364809
Well which name did you obliterate? Which cast member posted that?

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>>79364809
>those so edgy and bony uniforms

Just fuck my franchise up

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>>79363909
>DS9 isn't even that bad

No, it's just kind of bad. It missed the chance to be great by going after the Star Wars crowd.

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>>79357344
>DS9 superior to anything Voyager had
1/10 bait
> Neelix is literally the worst character
(You) literally have shit taste.

>>79357296
Pretty much this. I don't hate ds9, but if I could only save one show I'd save Voyager.

>>79365743

lol, Ethan phillips and her having to pose for that picture must have been pretty awkward .

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>>79359859
>Sisko at 1
He was a commander for the first three seasons then went captain for three seasons and then became a veteran/captain/admiral/literal messiah in season 7.
the way I see it he shouldn't even be on the list, unless it's above Janeway and that's it.

>>79366062
racist

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>>79366502
We get it, Ethan, you aren't a pedo. Will never bring it up again I swear. >;^)

>tfw I unironically think ENT is the best trek series
The others have their moments but they just don't have that comfy feel

>>79364879
>Which cast member posted that?

they claim it was an extra, the post was later deleted

I suspect viral marketing

>>79352258
If you only watch the 2 part episodes you'll enjoy yourself much more.

DS9 starts slow, and is a version of TNG with the same sets every week, but finds it's stride in season 2.

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>>79366832
Enterprise may not be the best trek series but I will agree that it somehow manages to be the comfiest trek, for me and i think it has to do mainly with the cast. Scott Bakula seems like the combination of the ultimate bro-goofball type of guy that you could get the best of both of those types of people. Not too competitive but will stand his ground. Enjoys a good ribbing but not to the point where someone gets injured. Seems like an awesome guy.

>>79353433
Damn right, Ensign.

>>79367479
I can agree that ENT wasn't the best trek, but a mirror darkly was one of the top trek episodes(or was it 2? can't recall) of all time.

>>79357074
>an actual meritocracy
>why doesn't /pol/ hate it?
Gee I wonder. Maybe because there are no AA hire shitheels in Starfleet (or at least they get weeded out quickly).

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>>79367570
>"Friendly fellow/person/people."

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What do you guys think of the new klingons in Discovery?

>>79367933
>only 10 episodes.
compared to the sheer amount of other material i could care less.

>>79352368
The holodeck episodes are the best, fag

>>79352258
First 2 seasons are a bit weak (but not as weak as TOS seasons 1-2). Seasons 4-6 are the best.

>>79368138
couldn't* care less

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>>79359017

>Frakes trying keep 80% of his spine straight so it doesn't snap in half while trying to maintain the illusion of being shaken around

He probably hated those scenes with every fiber of his being.

>>79356065
>Kirk would be fun, but no sense of duty whatsoever. He'll just get you killed.
Bullshit.

>>79364809
What the fuck is this Riddick-tier shit

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>>79368609
Frosted Frakes is literally 7 foot tall

>all this arguing over which series is better
Star trek is a pretty silly and flawed show no matter which series you choose. They're all good, except for ENT.

Most criticisms of any one series also apply to other series, everyone's just being a fanboy to their chosen series.

Every time I go through TNG or TOS I realize more and more how much is wrong with them. Every time I go through DS9 or VOY I find more to appreciate. All the series have retarded episodes.

>>79364809
Welp. That looks shit.

>>79369074
>Every time I go through TNG or TOS I realize more and more how much is wrong with them

With enough viewings you can find this in even the best shows. The Sopranos comes to mind and even it's flaws sometimes give it a charm and relivable quality about the various episodes.

>>79369526
The only flaw the Sopranos did have and just kept getting worse and worse was the cinematography. Good God the show looked like fucking shit.

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>>79367817
lemme get this straight

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>>79363914
she looks bretty gud to me

>>79361045
>poorly hide her actual pregnancy for a year
>write a pregnancy into the plot during the final season

why

>>79370223
thats a man baby

>>79370425
>>79370425
i dunno its concievable she would get knocked up on a ship with like 150 people on it and her and tomato mcpale were in a relationship by then anyway
probably didnt want to write a baby into the show, or didnt want to upset the quakers because she wasnt married

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>>79356065
>Kirk would be fun, but no sense of duty whatsoever. He'll just get you killed.

You haven't watched TOS, have you?

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TFW no personal trainer black Vulcan to train me to be my absolute best with weighted clothing and increased gravity like Goku, while perfectly balancing my diet and exercise plan with pure logic.

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>really want to download and rewatch entire TNG in 1080p Bluray
>each season is 100+ GB

kill me

>>79370911
>very fast black vulcan running at incredible hihg speed

>>79370911
not sure increased gravity or weighted clothes would increase endurance irl. it would probably just put undue stress on your heart

>>79370180
*scoffs* "look Harry"

>>79370589
then i'd like to pump semen into that man

>>79370969
it's on netflix famalam

>ywn bang prime Seven of Nine at a singers club
jdimsa

>>79371297
tuvok was trying to crush their spirit.

>>79351030
JANE?

>>79370656
i can't stand it when people only watch the JJ movies and assume that kirk is this authority-defying womanizer in the series
can this meme stop?

>>79371541
Tell me about the Hirogen, why does he wear the mask?

>>79371297
Weight vests are common training implements, actually. Not very good for your joints, but what is?

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Riker?

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>>79351030
Posting superior black glove Janeway

>>79371730
Does someone have the shopped version of this with Wil Wheaton's head at 40?

>>79371879
She was like the realistic version of Janeway's personality mixed with what her intentions would really be.

But essentially her and the real Janeway are not so far apart in that they both force their crews and the aliens to bend to their will regardless of whether or not it's the correct course of action.

>>79371885
How did Wheaton turn into a cuckboi?

>>79372014
>turn into

He was born a cuck and it's looking like he's going to die one at this point.

>>79372014
Years of never having to lift a finger to earn a dollar, being surrounded by Hollywood people, and being in general just a bad person.

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>>79372141
>>79372014

Oh, wow, the right-wing nerd crowd is going to fully "Mansplain it" *holds up rabbit ears* for us. oooooooh!

You people are worse than Nazis!

>checks privilege
>adopts refugee
>white genocides

>>79371879
https://youtu.be/TWfSvBGtYYI
https://youtu.be/IcN8_Q0bvFA

its like the angels and demons episode of red dwarf

>>79372344
>Makes a literal ongoing alliance with the Borg allowing tactical drones on the ship

It really was the mirror universe if you make Janeway into Mother Theresa

>>79359163
Honestly, i want to pick up Voyager just to check if the memes are true. Half of the shit i hear about Janeway just makes me want to watch it.

What episode does she turn into a lizard?

>>79372447
Threshold

>SISKO: Oh, believe me, you have my undivided attention. Now, let me get this straight. You're not responsible for what happened during the occupation, the Bajorans are.
>DUKAT: Yes, yes, exactly.
>SISKO: So, why do you think they didn't appreciate this... rare opportunity you were offering them?
>DUKAT: Because they were BLIND, IGNORANT FOOLS. If only they had cooperated with us, we could have turned their world into a paradise! From the moment we arrived on Bajor, it was clear that we were the superior race. But they couldn't accept that. They wanted to be treated as equals when they most certainly were not. Militarily, technologically, culturally, we were almost a century ahead of them in every way. We did not choose to be the superior race. Fate handed us our role. And it would've been so much easier on everyone if the Bajorans had simply accepted their role. But no, day after day they clustered in their temples and prayed for deliverance, and night after night they planted bombs outside of our homes. Pride. Stubborn, unyielding pride. From the servant girl that cleaned my quarters to the condemned man toiling in a labor camp to the terrorist skulking through the hills of Dahkur Province. They all wore their pride like some TWISTED badge of honor.
>SISKO: And you hated them for it.
>DUKAT: Of course I hated them! I hated everything about them! Their superstitions and their cries for sympathy, their treachery and their lies, their smug superiority and their stiff necked obstinacy, their earrings and their BROKEN, WRINKLED NOSES.
>SISKO: You should have killed them all, hmm?
>DUKAT: Yes! Yes! That's right, isn't it? I knew it! I've always known it! I should have killed every last one of them. I should have turned their planet into a graveyard the likes of which the galaxy had never SEEN!! ...I should have killed them ALL.

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>>79351030
Yes. Please. You fucking hag.

>>79370969
The entire thing is like 550GB or so, I keep it all on a single external HD.

Its worth the high quality download.

>>79372694
>>79370969
HD TNG is quite possibly the greatest remaster project in the history of Hollywood, it's too bad that it doesn't get the recognition it deserves.

>>79370911
Showed mum the black Vulcan since she's in love with Spock. She laughed and said there's no such thing as a black Vulcan and told me to put the original series back on.

I unironically enjoy waltz over every single other episode of ds9 except for maybe duet or by inferno's light

Just two people at each other's throats with superb dialogue

>>79352258
Season 3 and 4

>>79358985
True, the best moments of voyager stand as some of the best of the franchise, but the low points can be very low.

>>79372580
I loved that episode, even if it turned Dukat into a super villain. Seeing Marc and Avery turn it up to 11 screaming at each other in a small cave is worth it alone.

>>79357936
>"It was real in my mind."

Well he's a total nutjob now, so maybe that actually was real... was that scene filmed before work or what, lol?

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Fuck nelix. I hate that fucker

>>79372580
Good lines, bad writing.

Fuck the whole DS9 writing staff for turning the best Character in the franchise into a cartoon nazi.

>>79372806
>Live on a desert planet
>No blackies

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>>79358463

OMG!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT BEING A RACISSSsss IS THE MOST TERRIBLE THING EVER?????

WHAAAH! WHAAAH! WHAAAH!

RACISSS! RACISSS!! RACISSS!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

<sets garbage can on fire>

OH, AND KILL ALL THE WHITE PEOPLE!!!111!

>>79372527
While this episode is shit, it also won an emmy for makeup, the half evolved Paris looks fucking great.

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>>79373168
>the best Character in the franchise

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>>79373197
>the half evolved Paris looks fucking great.

>>79373218
Kirk was great but he hammed it up a bit.

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>>79373003
>it's an early season neelix episode where he acts jealous and possessive over kes

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>>79373003
I c'mon mr. grumpygus. i know what you need, some good ole talaxian home cooking

how about some fresh ratamba stew?

>>79371552
To be fair Meme Kirk had always been like that, Shatner's personality bled into the character in the decades since TOS.
No one remembers Captain Kirk because shatner is more fun and memorable.

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>>79373244
Wasn't trying to imply Kirk was.

Arguably I think it has to be Spock, considering he's the single most recognizable character in Star Trek who's forced a copy cat into ever other series.

>>79373221
its great prosthetics and makeup effects, especially for a low budget syndicated tv show. Its a good transformation... just ignore literally everything else that happens in the episode.

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Archer is best Captain.

Grabs borg and pulls out its borg tubes... commences killing it with his bare hands.

Archer is a real man... not a flaky faggot, a token gibsmedat, or self-entitled feminot like the rest of them.

>>79373503
>implying kirk wouldn't dispatch borg by clenching both hands together and tapping their upper backs
Pretty sure Kirk-fu would cripple even a Q.

>>79373503
i always wondered why no one else ever thought to start yanking all those tubes out. i mean they all look like the back of an elaborate entertainment system threw up all over them, they probably get tangled up in each other just walking past in the hallways

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>>79373594

>>79373671
individual drones aren't really dangerous until they start adapting and fucking up your ship

>>79373671
Because one of those tubes powers a nanochip that supresses the borg's nearly insatiable urge to rape.
You don't know what "resistance is futile" means until you have 19 inches of borg conduit snaked through your lower intestine.

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>>79373594
Picard was a numale pussy. Kirk was a strutting princock, and a jew. Both had awesomely powerful vessels, and both already knew their way around the galaxy.

Archer had to make it or take it as he went along. He was more of a man than both of those guys.

>>79373820
>your lower intestine

More proof positive that trektards are gay.

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Daily reminder that Enterprise was the very best Star Trek series ever produced.

It was Star Trek done right.

No faggots.
No feminism
No PC
Less technobabble
More realism
More character
Interesting aliens
Solid storytelling

Trektards hate it because it isn't gay enough.

>>79373824
>both already knew their way around the galaxy.
Don't be a stupid asshole, you forget that the enterprise was on a 5 year mission of exploration. They were beyond the boundaries of the federation, deep space was basically the wild west in the twilight zone.

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>>79373961
>triggered

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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra!

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>>79373953
and the husbando game was pretty on point

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Based NX-01 Destroys a Borg Ship.

>>79373953
xindi/suliban plot ruined it, the only episodes I liked were the nazi episodes and maybe the normal sulibans in prison episode

>>79373424
Spock was a good character but was cloned into the rest of the franchise because he was archetypal, not because of his depth of character.

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>>79374215
>xindi/suliban plot ruined it

For you.

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>>79351573
Computer, queue these intructions.

Activate Emergency Command Hologram, register all critical command personnel as medically unfit for service and commence a life support malfunction drill on bridge and engineering. Lock cargo bay doors, shuttle bay doors and transporters. Deactivate all small arms and replicators.

Establish a datalink with my neural net and reroute the primary power coupling to the transporter array. Dematerialize as many crew members as possible in sequence prioritizing security followed by command, ops and engineering.

Initiate the Neelix Symbiogenesis algorithm and await my reconfiguration of crew members held in the transporter buffer. Rematerialize modified crew members in the cargo bay with a replicated Orion slave shock collar from Tom Paris's "naomi4" holodeck program then admit an unmodified crew member to the buffer. If their first name has more than 1 syllable, remove the last syllable sans the first consonant. Add "ix" to each crew member's first name. Special case: Seven of Nine; remove borg implants; reconfigure with Tashar Yar DNA; rename "Six of Nine".

When all crew members have been processed initiate the Worf-Zimmerman subroutine, transfer my consciousness to the body and transport me in front of the cargo bay doors. Correction, increase adrenaline and testosterone levels 4-fold to induce a state of rage-lust and leave Worf's genitals in their original state, with extra genital barbs.

Execute.

>>79374340
jfc

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>>79374130

>>79374152
It was a telarite freighter the borg had modified. Not the same thing as blowing up a cube.

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>>79374215
Enterprise was the only Trek series that was good from the very beginning.

Seasons 1-3 were the best. Season 4 was when the quality started to fade. Most all of the stinkers are in season 4.

I'm actually glad it was canceled early. With Coto in charge, it would have quickly devolved into yet another woefully gay PC fest only suitable for faggots, sjw morons, cucks, and trannies.

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>>79374215
>xindi/suliban plot ruined it

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>>79374492
>Most all of the stinkers are in season 4.
What the fuck are you talking about? It's all based 2 and 3 part arcs. The Vulcan arc, and the augments are great trek. You get fun stuff like explaining how the klingons got their heads back. Terra Prime. Observer effect. Shran's waifu. The birth of the federation. Mirror Universe.
The only really awful thing about season 4 is the finale. Which is legitimately and literally worse than cancer and aids.

>>79373503
>>79373824
>>79373953
>>79374492
What's with all the reposts?

>>79374626
You're taking copypasta too seriously.

What would have been a better track for the intro to Enterprise?

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>>79374538
Based chief engineer George W. Bush. I wonder if the nipples on his arm ever went away after that sexy ass lizard got him pregnant.

>tfw if Enterprise had a 5th season, Shran would've become part of the main cast, there would have been more Romulans, and they'd visit more fun TOS shit

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>>79374468
>Not the same thing as blowing up a cube.

Bullshit. Archer and Reed blew it up from the inside. You could destroy a cube the same way, but TNG pussies were too scared to do that.

>>79374691
>ITS BEEN A LONG ROAD
Literally nothing. It grows on you.
Originally it was supposed to be a variant of archer's theme, which plays on the end credits, but they changed it at the last minute to get the christian rock audience.

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>>79373879
>>79373953
you sound awfully homophobic, friendo

>>79374492
Travis, if your down here, whose piloting the ship?

>>79374761

When I watched "The Expanse" I thought its intro would actually work better for Enterprise. Extend it by another thirty seconds, have Vulcan instead of the Belt, and some slightly higher tech ships, and you're set.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krqqqgixNq8

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>the stupid fucking ENTerniggers show up
>spams pasta and far right-wing slogans

Federation citizens, did I ever tell you how Starfleet once developed a fully functional phasing cloaking device that allowed starships to move through solid objects, and how this technology could have brought the Dominion war to a quick end had we chosen to implement it?

It was a good technology.

>>79374848
>plural
It's just one person spamming that shit. Don't blame the rest of us ENT fans, it's not like we can control that poster's behavior.

>>79352258

I revisited it after deeming it too shit to watch, seriously just skip to season 3. Dont think you miss anything. It has some good episodes for sure, its just that youd need an actual guide on what to skip but as a whole the series is decent after s3.

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>>79374626
The Vulcan arc was good. A few others, too.

The token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.

And fuck that overrated fag Data as well as his fanbase.

That arc could have been 1000% better without his stupid face.

>>79374981
Season 3 is worse than season 2 though

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>>79374992
>The token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.

dey done TOOK muh boy!
he out dere floatin round
HE'P ME CAP'N!

>>79367479

Its comfy because the tech doesnt seem that far away from us. Taking actual showers and having LCD screens makes it seem much more real and relatable.

Archer is probably the most bro captain of them all.

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>>79375067
kek

>>79374992
>The token black "inventor of the transporter" ep was major cringe.
Whatever, that episode was something straight out of TOS. It's not great, but it's got that twilight zone in space feel that early TOS and TNG had, where its a borderline cosmic horror.

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>>79374764
>homophobic

Implying faggots "scare" any normal person.

Protip:
Disgust does not equal fear.

Try shaking off your cultural marxist programming, and you might catch a glimpse of reality.

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>>79374702

Can't cuck the Tuck.

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Just being the GOAT ship replicas passing through

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>>79375508

>>79375508
Is it just me or is the Danube-class runabouts the comfiest ship ever?

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>>79375494
Commander, tell me about your sexual organs.

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>>79375894
Needs more NX-01.

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>>79375878
It bothered me because they were always wishy washy about the size. They treat it like a big shuttle craft in one episode, then in the next it's taking on jem hadar fighters and evacuating colonies and planets into the back.
But Nebula is love.

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>>79375955
>not having a devil's threesome with the Phlox's
Should have let him die and kept Sim.

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Some cute little shuttles

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>>79376276

>>79374992
I like brent spiner as data but any time he tries to do anything else he always try to inject his shitty """humour""" into it.

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>>79376340
>the episode where trip and reed are stranded on the shuttle
>trip tried to kill himself by opening up a hatch and crawling into an airlock
>but that's the top of the ship
WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO!?!

>>79375955
I reckon the actress must have genuinely wanted to fuck trip.

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Thoughts?

>I am tired of lies. I am female. I was born that way. I have had those feelings, those longings, all of my life. It is not unnatural. I am not sick because I feel this way. I do not need to be helped. I do not need to be cured. What I need, and what all of those who are like me need, is your understanding and your compassion. We have not injured you in any way. And yet, we are scorned and attacked. And all because we are different. What we do is no different from what you do. We talk and laugh. We complain about work and we wonder about growing old. We talk about our families, and we worry about the future. And we cry with each other when things seem hopeless. All of the loving things that you do with each other, that is what we do. And for that we are called misfits and deviants and criminals. What right do you have to punish us? What right do you have to change us? What makes you think you can dictate how people love each other?
What did xhe mean by this?

There's a scene in the DS9 episode "Siege of AR-558" where Quark is talking to Nog at the outpost and says something to the effect that "humans are a good, kind, wonderful people as long as you keep their holodecks working, their sonic showers online and keep their bellies full. When those creature comforts run out, they're just as bad as any Breen, Nozikan, or Jem'Hadar."

THAT is what I wanted Voyager to be, but with a lot of Maquis mutiny dramatic elements. Equinox was such a great arc because Ransom gave no fucks. Federation laws only apply in Federation space. You have to do whatever it takes to survive.

Which is why I'm annoyed that in the series pilot, Janeway didn't set the tri-cobalt devices to explode on a timer so they could use the array first, then have it blow up.

Discovery is going to be such a shitshow, I'm scared guys.

>>79373168
seconding this, the bajoran occupation was always a metaphor for the holocaust, Dukat being a Hitler that survived the event

he wasn't le evil holocaust denying nazi, but a character with a great deal of authority on the issue making a counter argument against the official narrative. The unknowability of the event gave the character that mysterious edge

of course hollywood can't let a character like that persist

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>>79376816

Friendly reminder your trinary sexual organs did nothing wrong.

>>79362032
Yeah, Rick Berman was the one who wanted a "smart and sexy" woman in a cat suit as a throw back to the 60's show. But he's the boss so Kate had to take her anger out someone I guess.

>>79374992
Me on the left

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>>79378693

Get your eyes checked, Doctor

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>>79372674
SHE'S NO HAG!

But mummy had some trouble.

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>>79368609
TOS did shakes and tumbles better.

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>>79379346
Mulgrew is such an ugly bitch. And worse yet, she was a shitty mother who severely neglected her own children for years just so she could star in a very shitty sci-fi series...

Selfish bitch runs her children's natural father out of the house and then leaves the kids with surrogate "caregivers" in order to pursue wealth and fame for her own selfish vanity.

There's a reason her kids still refuse to watch a single one of her Voyager episodes.

"There were days when my kids were suffering, and, you know, you can't walk off a set... so the preoccupation with your children's pain is enormous, and add to that eight pages of "techno-babble" that you've got to execute by 2:00 in the morning and you can't get to the phone because they don't let you... It's... it's... it's very hard... You know, in retrospect, you know, I mean, you could do it that way... Say, oh, I should have done this as opposed... I mean, who knows? I mean, so, so... so I hold fast to what I've chosen to do and I'm not apologizing for that, but the attendant toll taken on family and all of that, it's... That's it."

Shitty Mom Mulgrew (2011)

>>79380272
What's with all the reposts?

>>79379740
One goes one way, and one goes the other...

And the guy tilting the camera says, "Waddya want from me?"

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>>79380368
It's just Ian doing his usual late night sulking.

>>79374626
And don't forget "Bound", that retarded green Orion slut episode.

You'd have to be a fat, ugly, pimply-faced, sex-starved, permavirgin fanboi to find either one of those talentless cunts even mildly attractive.

And don't even get me started on the whole, "The slaves were really the masters all along" bullshit.

>>79374340
>Rematerialize modified crew members in the cargo bay with a replicated Orion slave shock collar from Tom Paris's "naomi4" holodeck program

You must be on some serious meth right now.

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>>79356065

>Kirk would be fun, but no sense of duty whatsoever. He'll just get you killed.

>>79376577
Apparently, the airlock is the round structure on top, and is somehow extended upward a few feet for docking when activated.

>>79364809

>new klingons

Fucking hell

>>79351030

https://youtu.be/lz08KktAJq4

AMAZING

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>>79375029
Confirmed for not having watched the series or dementia.
Series 2 involves nothing but fucking abysmal Kazon focused episodes, shitty and badly acted Kes centric episodes, Threshold, "Resistance" (the teaser of which made it sound like Janeway was going to be a whore for a week), and several others. Only season 1 and parts of seaosn 7 compete with season 2 of Voyager.

Season 3 is actually the 4th best season overall because of how focused on Seven and the EMH seasons 4-6 are.

Season 3 had: Unity, Fair Trade, The Swarm, Alter Ego, Distant Origin, the one where Vorik and B'Elanna go into Pon Farr, and Scorpion part 1.

Those are all decent enough, especially Scorpion and Fair Trade. Season 2 has three great episodes in it and everything else is garbage to fair tier. The Thaw and Meld could've been in any other season as well, they are very standalone.

>>79359859
What the fuck is wrong with you, serious question.

>>79375067
Fucking kek

>>79358623
I think you mean *Quark and Odo, thanks.

>>79374708
That was a totally stupid idea, and would have quickly become tiresome and annoying. Shran is best used, and way more interesting as a limited, but recurring role in episodes featuring him in command of other Andorians.

>>79374065
Temba, his arms wide!

>it's a Kirk and friends encounter a being that has magic/god powers

>>79381185
So Tuuvok finally got his chance?

Wait...

He sings about somebody calling him, "boy"...

Nevermind.

>>79371552
>i can't stand it when people only watch the JJ movies and assume that kirk is this authority-defying womanizer in the series
JJTrek was just following the trend; TOS Kirk has been endlessly flanderized in everything that isn't actually TOS

Robot Chicken did give us link related though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iauuuhpSfRQ

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>>79373252
>Captain, I decided to use some Pelavian Dung beetle droppings to spice up your coffee
>This hair pasta is literally made from hair follicles
>Is my cooking bad and are you laughing yet?

What was with the character assassination?

If they made Kes just a young adult and made him not be so fucking clownish he could've been damned great because of the actor.

Instead, they fucking gelded the man for 2 and a half seasons before giving him anything decent to work with.

Berman royally fucked the series along with jeri taylor and kenneth biller. They all suck.

Why do people complain about Picard acting different from his TNG version in the movies but people are fine with Kirk being basically a different character

>>79381500
>it's a robot
EVERY TIME

The original series would be better if it wasn't so formulaic

>>79380607
I never realized how mongo her children look.
They have that subhuman skinhead nazi untermensch type of quality that's rather disturbing.

>>79381634
After the transition to movies, Kirk is 10 years older and 10 years wiser.

After the transition to movies, Picard is 1 year older and 1 year stupider.

10 years changing a character feels more natural than 1 year changing a character.

>>79381853
>10 years wiser
>one of the first thing he does is getting people killed in a terrible transporter accident because he couldn't wait for a shuttle because he wanted to take control of the Enterprise again as soon as possible

>>79381909
>he couldn't wait
He shouldn't wait. There's a huge threat on the way and it's his job to counter that threat.

His only mistake was bullying Bones five minutes later.
>Bones, you're afraid of the transporter? You fucking chicken.

>>79381980
he was an asshole in that movie
the entire time he antagonize people because he wanted to be in charge and conveniently gets everyone killed until he is the captain again

>>79381909
There hadn't been a transporter accident in like 100 years.

>>79382045
they literally warned him that the transporter was still finishing being installed and wasn't complete and he was all "who cares, move you guys I have a ship to command even if I am not technically in charge"

>>79374708
See this post
>>79381345
Shran was a recurring character and was best there like Garak and Dukat on DS9. It would've taken away from his appeal had they used him more, and, no, going back to TOS every week or moving forward to TOS in their timeline would've been a mistake.
Each new Star Trek should be about the unknown or exploring something new and I think just continually thrusting Klingon/Romulan stories back and forth with other early races would get old quick and the series would've most certainly died after a fifth season.

>>79375297
Andorians were a high point of the show MUCH more interesting than the Vulcans.

>>79355003
The Clones of Voyager were better and smarter than the originals. They at least developed their own high speed warp drive.

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>>79380811
And then there's "Stormfront", which, aside from some wonderful visuals of a shuttle being attacked by WWII fighters, and the NX-01 flying low over Manhattan, presented a truly god-awful propaganda story about stereotypical, cartoonish "Nazis" doing stereotypical, cartoonish "Nazi" things, and topping it of with Bobby Baccalieri acting very poorly like a "tough guy" named "Carmine" with a "little sister" who is a moulinyan.

The best part of that two-parter was the part two intro... If only.

https://youtu.be/xeDOe0kZDhk

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>>79376936
Xer body, xer choice.

Deal with it!

>>79359163
>I pray if they ever continue Star Trek original timeline that has disastrous consequences for the galaxy.

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>>79382509
That episode could've been partially good, since the Nazis as eternal bad men trope is so ingrained that it doesn't even offend /pol/sters.
But they had to bring in some sassy sista' and some mobbed Italians which isn't that bad until you consider it was just another oppurtunity to get in "day be rayciss tuh me cuh i aint lily white, oh, won't you kiss my huge black lips scott bakula?"
I liked the relationship between the temporal nazis who told the kommandant "We could erase you from the timeline" etc.

I think the episode was the only cliffhanger they could come up with when not knowing if the show was going to be renewed so Im sure Braga thought "let's go back to nazi germany" because that's always good for some ratings.

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>>79381655
"The Cage"
>Psychic tfw too smart for ___'s, not a robot

"Where No Man Has Gone Before"
>Two crew members, not a robot

>"Charlie X"
>A boy with psychic powers given to him by a super advanced race, not a robot

>"The Squire of Gothos"
>Pseudo Q, not a robot

>"Arena"
>Super advanced race, not a robot

>"The Return of the Archons"
>Robot

>"This Side of Paradise"
>Flowers, not a robot

>"Errand of Mercy"
>Highly advanced incorporeal beings, not robots

>"The Alternative Factor"
>Dimension shifter, not a robot

>"Who Mourns for Adonais?"
>Actual god, not a robot

>"The Changeling"
>Robot

>"The Apple"
>Robot

>"Catspaw"
>Slugs, not a robot

>"Metamorphosis"
>Space cloud that's DTF, not a robot

>"Obsession"
>Space cloud that's DTF up your crew, not a robot

>"Wolf in the Fold"
>Jack the Ripper, not a robot till he possess the ship

>"The Gamesters of Triskelion"
>Brains in a jar, not a robot

>"The Immunity Syndrome"
>A giant cell, not a robot

>"Return to Tomorrow"
>Telepathic super beings living inside an orb, not a robot

>"By Any Other Name"
>Aliens, not a robot

>"Assignment: Earth"
>Pseudo Doctor, not a robot

>"Spock's Brain"
>Woman, not a robot

>"And the Children Shall Lead"
>Ghost pedophile, not a robot

>"Is There in Truth No Beauty?"
>Ugly motherfucker, not a robot

>"Spectre of the Gun"
>Advanced species, not a robot

>"Day of the Dove"
>Space ball of hate, not a robot

>"Plato's Stepchildren"
>Magic lettuce, not a robot

>"Wink of an Eye"
>People caught out of time, not a robot

>"The Empath"
>Two aliens fucking around, not a robot

Cont.

>>79363884

Why didn't you black oout the entire picture senpai?

my eyes are swollen now and bleach sounds thirsty all a sudden

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>>79381655
>>79382857

>"Whom Gods Destroy"
>Garth of Izar, not a robot

>"That Which Survives"
>Robot

>"The Way to Eden"
>Cute space hippy girls, not a robot

>"The Savage Curtain"
>The Excalbians, not a robot

>"Turnabout Intruder"
>Woman, not a robot

>"The Motion Picture"
>Robot

>"The Voyage Home"
>Space Whale, not a robot

>"The Final Frontier"
>???, probably not a robot

5/37
Not even close to every time

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>>79376936
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!

See:

"The Manipulated Man"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manipulated_Man

>>79382891
>The VOYAGE HOME was about getting the whales to talk to the robotic space probe.

It be kind of funny if that species that sent the probe was an early version of the Borg

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>>79381655
>>79382891

>tfw you OD on the Kirkpill but you still want more

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>>79383244
Oh, it was a robot? I'll have to watch the 4th film again, can't remember too many of the details from it.

>>79383315
Kirk's #1

>>79382857
>>79382891
>you will never be the #1 Star Trek expert on /tv/
Why live?

>>79383449
>#1 Star Trek expert
>made multiple mistakes