SNL is on fucking fire

>they just repeated the same joke as last week

pretty lame tbhfam

>take 8 year nap
>suddenly (((funny))) again

My almonds are activating.

spicy will lose his job because of this
that is called making history

SAID

>>79350238
>there wasn't a complete fucking joke administration during the last 8 years
>now there is

Shocking

>>79350253
NOONE

>>79350172
They did it because it supposedly "ruffled feathers" in the white house. They wanted to do some more ruffling.

Post the video

>>79350264
sad

>>79350284
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/02/11/snl-melissa-mccarthy-s-sean-spicer-is-back-and-better-than-ever.html

>>79350172
it had some new bits

>>79350322
The direct response to something Spicer said about it (she used too much gum) was kinda nice.

>>79350267
EVER

>>79350269
Kellyanne Conway walked out of a house GOP meeting when the skit was mentioned. What is it that /pol/tards always say about tears? Oh yes. Delicious.

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>>79350264
>wasn't a complete joke of an administration
>Obama
>administration
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>79350155

Im kinda glad trump won. Comedy shows and some comedians always get better when there is a republican president.

>>79350456
How does it feel knowing Trump probably wont even sit his 4 years? And that he's a russian, jew-cocksucking little puppet?

>inb4 hillary lost
I'm not even American, and the tears of cucks like you will be fucking delicious

>>79350264
cool clock ahmed, want to come suck my cock at the white house?

its actually the best opening ive seen in years

>>79350172
lol fuck off /pol
u nazi spergs got btfo by a tv show

https://www.youtube.com/fbhz3XcNzGU

>>79350530
Yeah. I just realized that this is what has been missing in my life for the past 8 years. It's so good to have Republicans in power once more.

>>79350155
>one funny sketch per night, always something political
Well I guess that would be considered "on fire" considering how shitty they are normally.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWuc18xISwI&t=306s

Spicer said of the skit that she took too many pieces of gum. So in the second skit she only had one gigantic one.

Trump is reportedly very angry because having a woman portray him makes Spicer look weak. Expect Spicer to be unexpectedly replaced soon.

>>79350542
>How does it feel knowing Trump probably wont even sit his 4 years? And that he's a russian, jew-cocksucking little puppet?
Why do shills always assume I voted for the fuck?
Or that I give a shit about whatever story is manufactured this week to keep the fuse burning another week in the minds of the public?
Not the guy you responded to but just because someone made a negative comment about Hillary or Obama doesn't automatically mean they wear a MAGA hat and polish their guns all day.

>>79350400
>>79350267
>>79350253

WE DID IT FACEBOOK!

God I can't wait til /leftypol/ gets shut down

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>>79350542

>I'm not even American

>>79351175
Probably because of your use of the word "shill"

>>79351273
My first post though. You responded to a first post and didn't respond to it's questions. Pointed at that.

>>79350251
Noooo. Trump is deliberately sabotaging SNL just when it was getting good again. I hope they keep doing Sean Spicer anyway.

my favorite so far is their steve bannon

spot on

>>79350530

>get better

You mean "do their job". They could have been relevant these past 10 years if it wasn't illegal for Hollywood to make fun of king Obama (peace be upon him).

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>>79350542
Seriously have to admire what Putin pulled off. From a historical point of view I don't think anyone has ever done something like this to the most powerful nation on earth.

>>79351354

His ability to manipulate the weather and use cognitive neuroscience to hack the United States is truly mind boggling.

>>79351354

>expose Hillary as the worst candidate in modern political history
>this is Putins fault
>I'd rather be left in the dark because muh glass ceiling

I give it about a year before 4chan is decidedly anti-trump and only a handful of posters will even admit they ever liked the guy in the first place

>i was just in it for the memes 'famalam'! i didnt REALLY like trump

>>79350264
t. Some fucking faggot from either Chicago, NYC, or Comiefornia

>>79351565
Hi /pol/

>>79351381
who are you quoting? Alex jones? What are you saying?

>>79351354
Contrary to what /pol/ wants to believe we actually look weaker as a country because Donald looks like a pansy next to Putin.

>>79350456
>dude we're doing better by literally every measure of prosperity under obama than 8 years ago, now lets vote for the guy who thinks high tariffs are good for the economy and doesnt understand constitutional law or that the health care mandate is what pays for the aca provisions he wants to keep
lmao!!

>>79351682
No you look weaker as a country because you voted a loud mouthed real estate broker who has no idea about law into the highest office of your country.

>>79351440
I'm the first to admit Hillary was a bad candidate. I mean she lost to Donald Trump.

>>79351682
putin has no legitimacy outside of a handful of eastern euorpean soviet bloc states and central asian hellscapes. the fact that trump supports a totalitarian dictator, and that poltards are so down the rabbit hole they are willing to defend putin is just absolutely shocking

>>79351668
I'm saying the guy's a mastermind. He and he alone changed the landscape of American politics. We'll never be the same.
#badguyswon

>>79351565
Really? You think Trump isn't a complete clown in comparison to Obama?

>>79350155
it was a bit repetitive but I laughed when he started driving the podium
this on the other hand was great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pRt4dFBkCA

>>79351726
That too.

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>>79350251

>>79351704
>im literally 18 years old and have no idea how shitty the job participation rate is, how much debt we are in as a country, and how much of a waste we are in relying on service and government jobs to pay people!

>Also I dont care about the fact that Obama literally allowed Libya and Syria to go to utter shit! Becausse I was 13 when all this was happening!

>Also Islam is a religion of peace BLACK LIVES MATTER!

fuck off

>>79351704
Hate to break it to you, but the last 3 presidents gave zero shits about constitutional law

>>79351738
It's not about legitimacy. It's about effectiveness. He is slowly but surely achieving his aim of returning Russia to world power status. Trump looks pathetic next to that. Trump supporters believe that to change this Trump needs to be more like Putin, in the sense of being even more strongman-like like him. That is a sheep mentality that never ends well. I can't believe how fucking stupid these small brain yokels are.

>>79351726

>muh 9th circuit

80% overturn rate m8. Moral grandstanding isn't constitutional law no matter what liberals want to believe.

>>79351314
Sure thing, he certainly isn't some manchild who can't handle the banters

>>79350542
>actually believing Russia hacked the election
>Actually beliving Trump will be impeached

skinny faggot liberal detected

>>79351738
>putin has no legitimacy outside of a handful of eastern euorpean soviet bloc states and central asian hellscapes
That just makes it more impressive what he did. Russia's economy is bad right now and GDP smaller than California's and yet Putin is probably the richest man on earth and also the most powerful.
Crimea was risky gamble that didn't really pay off, but it made him look like a conqueror to his people. It's going to be interesting what he does next.

>>79351726
Clearly you dont understand how law works you fuckin idiot

>>79351812
>putin is making Russia a world power
You're retarded. Russia will only ever be a regional power. /pol/ only likes him because he shuts on muslim immigrants.

>>79351742
see
>>79351808

When he got on TV and said that "Trayvon Martin could have been me" even before it was proven he was simply a wild nigger, and also refusing to call out radical Islam in America and abroad? Fuck him

>>79351838
>Russia's economy is bad right now and GDP smaller than California's and yet Putin is probably the richest man on earth

Literally a kleptocracy. /pol/smokers will defend this.

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>>79351866
>mfw rightwingers got triggered by Obama's milktoast comments
I had almost forgotten how controversy-free the Obama administration was.

>>79351745
wow

>>79351866
You're not answering the question, dipshit.

The definition of "clown" does not contain deliberate and calculated pushing of certain ideas, whether or not you disagree with them.

>before it was proven he was simply a wild nigger
When was this proven? If anything, Zimmerman's pre- and post- shooting criminal record says the opposite.

>>79351745
Does anyone else think Kate McKinnon might be the funniest and most attractive SNL chick of all time? She was especially hot in Ghostbusters.

>>79351912
>milk toast

You know how I know youre an 17 year old college senior who are trying to learn how to be edgy when he gets into his Faggot Statue University?

>>79351943
What part of "that could've been my son" or whatever Obama said is not milquetoast? Do you have literally anything other than vacuous /pol/ memespouting?

>>79351932
Uhh, the fact that a jury as well as the FBI found him innocent in defending himself?

>give clown definition

a clown is a foolish or incompetent person. Obama.

who was that chick she used the leafblower on, she was fine as fuck

>>79351971
its the fact that you spelled it milk toast you nigger.

>>79351982
She's one of the SNL regulars forgot her name sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZOF9q5fzfs

>>79350406
If you believe any republican watches SNL you are delusional

>>79352021
I really doubt every republican is as easily triggered as you.

>>79351932
Do people really still believe trayvon didn't attack Zimmerman?
Do they still believe Michael brown had his hands up?

>>79351912
Obama is taking the side of a nigger suspended for repeated crimes, who then died while attacking a beaner

Maybe think real carefully of what sort of agenda you are advocating for here, assuming you aren't a nig

>>79352021
I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Are you implying they're unaware SNL is making skits about them? Trump twats about the skits all the time.
>I'm delusional

>>79352041
How delusional do you have to be to even compare "tears" here? Like seriosuly imagine a Trump supporters timeline. Right down to the fact that he supposedly has a 1% chance of winning. You're here now thinking a Alec fucking Baldwin doing a sketch is going to trigger them?

>>79351982
Cecily Strong.

>>79351975
>Uhh, the fact that a jury as well as the FBI found him innocent in defending himself?
Speaking of clowns, the justice system does not concern itself with finding people "innocent". What they did was find him not guilty, which is a rather different thing. And speaking of "proof" of being a wild anything, why has poor old Zimmerman been arrested for beating up a granny and two different girlfriends? I suppose they're wild too?

>a clown is a foolish or incompetent person. Obama.
A clown is supposed to be funny. A clown is something you point and laugh at, colloquially. Now, in terms of foolishness or incompetence, I'd love to hear your assessment of why that's the case. Is "he said something that evokes empathy on TV" the worst you could do?

>>79351998
That doesn't even relate to the point made. Fuck off, retard.

>>79352093
thank you

>>79352067
Not any time recently

Do I think they have a staffer watch it then give a report on it? Maybe
Trump certainly doesn't watch it himself

actually pretty good

>>79352082
>imagine a Trump supporters timeline
I'd rather not but thanks. Enjoy your timeline.

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>>79351753
>strawman memes

>>79350264
>>there wasn't a complete fucking joke administration during the last 8 years
You might want to get your memory checked. The Obama administration was the most worthless one in history of the US. 8 years of wasted time. Trump accomplished more as the President-elect.

>>79352104
Being found not guilty is being found innocent you stupid asshole.

>Says 'milk toast'
>calls someone else a retard

>>79352082
>You're here now thinking a Alec fucking Baldwin doing a sketch is going to trigger them?
It clearly is. Every day there are snl threads full of super defensive trumpfags.

>>79352131

Man you are one pathetic fuck. Might as well kill yourself

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>>79352115
Trump does watch SNL. I'm sure he will tweet about it soon after he's been triggered.

>>79352082
I'm not thinking it. There are articles citing sources from inside the White House saying that internally they are indeed triggered. It's because Spicer was not Trump's first choice and he's itching to replace him.

But go ahead and think whatever you prefer to think. Don't give a hoot either way.

>>79352170
No he doesn't
He's busy doing his job
I guarrentee he doesn't watch it or think about it

You liberals believe your nonsense/fake news, nothing new about that

>>79352145
>make illegal muslim ban in second week
>gets shut down in third week

Such accomplishment.

>>79352145
>One has most obstructive congress in history for most of his tenure
>The other has a rubber stamp majority backing him up with whatever idiotic and poorly prepared cabinet member confirmation and executive order signed

Gee, you don't say?

>>79352115
He didn't write anything about this skit in particular because it might help Spicer's head to roll.

>>79352173
>There are articles citing sources
lol
Tell me more about these SOURCES hahahah

>>79352115
yo his own staffers are constantly leaking about how he watches an insane amount of tv. He absolutely watches it.

>>79352162
Man, I think theyre genuineness trying to make you feel worse by the fact that you are literally pretending to find stale unfunny SNL skits to justify your distaste for the current president. Theyre opinion is already validated by the fact that he is in office

nobody still watches snl

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>>79352178
>He's busy doing his job

I'm fucking dying here.

>>79352151
Being found guilty or not guilty literally only relates to evidence required for conviction. Metaphysical claims of innocence cannot and are not made in court. Look up the first basic definitions of guilt or innocence, dolt.

And even aside that, your retarded post operates under the assumption that guilty people always get convicted and innocent people never do. Which is simply, statistically, not the case.

You really think this "milk toast" shit is an actual point, you cretin?

>>79352196
I know, main stream media, blah blah. Take your broken record comments back to /pol/ where they belong.

>>79352178
get out of your hivemind friendo.

>>79352211
Go look at his daily schedule retard

>>79352199
Most of that is just the media making up bullshit
Fake leaks to find leakers
Or just shit taken way out of context

>>79350155
Holy shit, call the firemen, why are you posting on here instead?

>>79352173
>literally sources

let me guess

>CNN: Trouble for Trump, unsubstantiated rumors from nobody important says there may be a chance that Trump actually is scared of SNL

Dont let your political bias turn you into an actual stupid person

>>79352224
>muh fake news
Faux news was the original fake news.

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>>79352210
Stop reading fake news, mate.

>>79350155
I wonder how triggered the big D will be if Kate starts regularly spoofing Jeff Sessions now. Since apparently a woman parodying a man is more insulting than the jokes themselves

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>>79352180
>>79352189
Hahaha this is gonna be a fun 8 years. The trail of tears might have to give up its name

They recently interviewed this guy to replace Sean Spicer.
Trump thinks everything is about looks. Spicer was a laughing stock but at least he could answer questions competently. I've seen this guy on Fox News, he's a real meathead.
Seriously, he should've just picked Kellyane Conway to be the press secretary.

>>79352180
>From a circuit court with an 80% overturn rate

France literally foiled a suicide bombing yesterday. Islam is a threat to national security. Itll go through, same reason it went through with Ovbama accept courts run by faggots in Cali love their niggers

>>79352224
>Go look at his daily schedule retard

He can't be that busy if he can tweet about Ivanka being mistreated by Nordstrom during an official briefing.

>>79352240
The liberal media has been literally making up bullshit lies for almost 2 years now
And you still eat it up every time you see some garbage article citing an anonymous source

Let me guess, you think Trump is gonna be impeached?

>>79352266
Communicating with the public is an important part of the job

>>79352189
>i am a child and my parents pay for my healthcare

The republicans were absolutely right to try and block that stupid nigger

>>79352224
>Go look at his daily schedule retard

I already checked.

5pm: Golf
8pm: Fuck daughter
9pm: Rape wife
11pm: Watch SNL
2am: Tweet furiously

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>>79352250
forgot pic

>>79351912
It's "milquetoast". I agree with you about Obama though.

The right has had to pedal in non-controversies for eight years, it's hilarious watching them trying to dance around Trump's disasters now. If Obama had acted like Trump for one week, he would have been impeached.

>(((SNL)))
>Bunch of nobodies and hasbeens on a show nobody watches

Yawn

Remind me how well that fat cunts ghost busters movie did

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>>79352208
>Man,
womyn
>I think theyre genuineness
wot
>trying to make you feel worse by the fact
wot
>that you are literally
lol
>pretending to find stale unfunny SNL skits
lol ur so obviously triggered
>to justify your distaste for the current president.
he's an incompetent dipshit narcissist. I don't need a comedy show to "justify" what is cartoonishly apparent.
>Theyre opinion is already validated by the fact that he is in office
kek apparently not.

>>79352287
>>79352250
Oh look another idiot who believes literal FAKE NEWS

>>79352212
>theres no evidence for a conviction

If there was any shred of chance he fucking did anything he would have been slammed, are you fucking serious? Are you that fucking stupid or just childish? If some random Mexican decided to gun down a black kid in a neighborhood, do you think he could perfect that crime and hide everything to where the FUCKING FBI AND POLICE DEPARTMENT couldnt solve it!!!??

>protip: its because the nigger was guilty

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>>79352256
>Islam is a threat to national security.

Maybe Trump should stop bombing women and children and alienating our allies in the Middle East. That would curtail terrorism more than a Muslim ban and a useless wall.

>>79352212
>>79352151
And before you throw out some other references to black lives matter or some other left wing idiocy, you should probably know that my opinion is that blacks are statistically much more violent than any other demographic, and most of cop shootings involving black people, for example, are justified. Justified at a higher rate than cops shooting whites, for example. This is borne out by statistics.

Left wing protest-lunatics are about as delusional as /pol/tards on this, and it's probably because of infantile keenness to apply a simple label to everything.

>>79352311
Mr. Trump. We get it. Everything bad that is said about you is fake. You can stop saying that now.

>>79352217
oh the irony

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Daily reminder this guy is now just another unemployed NIGGER who washed out of the only job he ever held just like the rest of his worthless race

>>79352247
15 months screencap this

>>79352273
The right-wing press has been at it for a lot longer and you're still there sucking at your prolefeed hose.
...
You can't say Trump doesn't get the kind of supporter he deserves though.

>>79352328
>our allies in the Middle East.
lol
There is no allies in the middle east
Islam COMPELS its adherents to wage war on the unbeliever

>>79352242
Thats complete horse shit. Theres no fucking way SNL is doing better than when they had Chris Farley or Will Ferrel

>>79352344
see you in the future m8. history is watching.

>>79352328
No, trump should kill more Arabs and build an even bigger wall. The less brown people the better this country will be

>>79352328
>LITERALLY THEY WILL KILL US IF WE DONT LET THEM IN

/POL/ ALWAYS IS RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>79352367
I've got the SNL ratings right here. See for yourself.

>>79352345
He was a constitutional scholar for 12 years, NEET.

>>79352361
people who are scared of terrorism are pussies.

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Has anyone seen Trump IRL, are his hands really that small?

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>Trump and his supporters get triggered like little bitches by the smallest jokes about them

Sad.

>>79352395
That's even more pathetic since his grasping of the constitution borders on illiterate.

>>79352371
Thank god my children can look back with me and laugh when trannies and violent niggers were actually hot button topics for you retards

>>79352396
All liberals who defend muslims should be killed in accordance with islam.

>>79352296
Obama murdered American citizens with military hardware and almost no one called him out. Obama was never going to get impeached because he was a neocon disguised as a liberal, hence why he spread bush's oil wars

>>79352345
cringe effort friend

>>79352326
>theres no evidence for a conviction
This isn't even a quote of something I said. Are you completely incapable of having a rational conversation?

>If there was any shred of chance he fucking did anything he would have been slammed, are you fucking serious? Are you that fucking stupid or just childish? If some random Mexican decided to gun down a black kid in a neighborhood, do you think he could perfect that crime and hide everything to where the FUCKING FBI AND POLICE DEPARTMENT couldnt solve it!!!??
I think it's perfectly likely that a killer can get exonerated or an innocent person convicted. These things do happen. Again, I want to know if you're operating under the assumption that the criminal justice system is perfect.

>protip: its because the nigger was guilty
The nigger wasn't guilty of anything because he wasn't the one on trial.

>>79352410
>t. someone who wrote blog posts and faebook statuses about how they can't even now that trump is in office

>>79352411
>illiterate

https://youtu.be/bd79UsXSLWg

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>>79352419
lol wimp

>>79352440
OH NO A NU MALE KEKOLD YOUTUBER

THE TRUMP IS REALLY STUMPED THIS TIME GUYS LOL LET'S JUST IMPEACH HIM ALREADY

t. Shareblue

>>79352411
Really?

>>79352250
>Seriously, he should've just picked Kellyane Conway to be the press secretary.

I guess. I mean, Spicer does look like he's dying inside every day he's put out to spin bs, where as Conjob Conway just looks like she's slowly turning into a dry prune, but that's about it, even when she's been able to make an ass of herself on a regular basis with the stupid interview slips, making up terrorist attacks, alternative facts, now a clear ethics violation... Which do make for great sketches though, like the Jake Tapper one.

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>>79352416
3edgy4u

only people whining about "trannies and violent niggers" are you cringey /pol/ dipshits with your strawmen.

>>79352440
That's harsh. He can clearly read but he's incurious as fuck. He makes Dubya look like Jefferson.

>>79352460
Yes really, cuck. Every action this dumb ape took in office was either to rob or strip rights from Americans and give it to illegals and islamists. He's a failure and disgrace. Carter 2.0

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>think that once he was elected president the jokes would stop
>there's probably gonna be 417 more weeks of this shit

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>>79352345
And he's never looked happier

>>79352437
>I think it's perfectly likely that a killer can get exonerated or an innocent person convicted.

You are backpeddling from the question. Random shootings that occur are done in a sloppy fashion, and what really obstructs police officers is when there are no witnesses or details (like in gang shootings within the inner city)

This was a fenced in neighborhood, and the police got the guy, and there were witnesses who came forward. Not only would this be extremely helpful in building a case against someone, THE MOTHER FUCKING FBI STEPPED IN AS WELL. You are clinging to a .0000001% possibility.

>The nigger wasn't guilty of anything because he wasn't the one on trial.
If he lived hed be tried for assasult because the self defense was justified.

>>79352296
>Giving guns to Mexican drug cartels who then murdered Americans is ok and totally a non-issue
>Kellyanne Conway saying she loves Ivanka's clothing line is a travesty of a scandal

That really activates my almonds

>>79352481
I think he's dyslexic. He can read 140 characters, but a novel or an executive order are too much for him.

>>79352507
Maybe when he got elected he should have stopped being a joke.

>>79352473
>FUCK TRUMPS H8 B1GOTRY AND XENOMORPHOBIA!!

>haha the only people who care about that are poltards!

>>79352458
Is this the extent of your thoughts on the video presented?

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>>79352471
>Conjob Conway just looks like she's slowly turning into a dry prune

Better than looking like her reptillian meatsuit is rotting away like Shilldogs, CTR

>>79352521
>t. thick rim glasses skinny jean faggot

>>79352509
Of course, he doesn't have go show up for work anymore, that's basically like Christmas for a nigger

>>79352021
>any person

ftfy
>>79352135
>t-totally not me g-goys

Why don't you get another few hundred thousand salty cunts to march again, that seemed to work

>>79350155
american "comedians" were always unfunny trash

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>>79352557
No one buys that shit anymore, GRU.

http://www.rand.org/content/dam/rand/pubs/perspectives/PE100/PE198/RAND_PE198.pdf

>>79352521
Yeah he's pretty dumb, that's why he's a billionaire and you're a barista with a sex ed degree and 60k of debt

LMAO FUNNY COSTUME

>american """"""""""satire""""""""""

>>79352509
>living excessively off the taxpayer's dollar while unemployed

Yep, that's a nigger

>>79352440
Look at the bright side. We have our first clinically retarded president.

>>79352538
>FUCK TRUMPS H8 B1GOTRY AND XENOMORPHOBIA!!
strawman fallacy.
>haha the only people who care about that are poltards!
well no a lot of people create ridiculous strawman characters to whine about and rally against. You're just one of them.

>>79352594
He's a billionaire because he was born one

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Trump's secretary of treasury is a Goldman Sachs kike who foreclosed on millions of middle class americans and even tried foreclosing on a 90 year old woman for mistakenly underpaying her bill by 20 cents.

Sec of state is an oil shill. Sec of education is some rich broad with no background in education. Sec of energy is fucking Rick Perry. Sec of housing and urban development is Ben Carson (lmao).

Way to drain the swamp

>>79352512
>this entire post
Except I didn't deny that Trayvon attacked first. Seeing a gun in play I don't know that I would exactly blame him, but AT BEST it's a case of a gun-toting fuckwit walking around looking for trouble. I couldn't care less if they both got shot at the same time right in the head.

>If he lived hed be tried for assasult because the self defense was justified.
Justified in the opinion of someone who thinks spics with anger management issues who have an actual criminal record of violence are acting in "self-defence". The only reason anyone died there is because of your fucked up gun culture.

>>79352593
>still believing russia *actually* influenced the election

lol

>>79352594
He didn't have money handed to him as a kid. If Donald Trump had to start from the bottom like the rest of us, he'd be homeless.

>>79352648
Even if we pretend that was true, were you just born a loser then?

/tv/ is now officially cuck central

>>79352586
>t-totally not me g-goys
I'm a late 20's white guy that stands to make a significant amount of money on russian etfs thanks to your dipshit manchurian candidate. I just hope he makes it to 2018. the more instability the better.

>>79352655
You forgot the worst one.

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>>79352593
>135 comments of at least 200 characters
The Russian standards for commenting are so much higher than these retarded /pol/ memespouters. That's like 10 posts worth of characters.

>>79352655
"Drain the swamp" didn't mean getting rid of government incompetence or corruption. It just meant getting rid of Democrats.

Trump supporters voted for nearly every Republican incumbent running, despite both chambers of Congress having record lows in approval ratings. Republicans love voting for representatives who will ignore them for the rest of the year. They are into political S&M. They are cucks for congress.

>>79350155
dumpster fire

>>79352656
It doesnt matter if you deny that trayvon attacked first, there was literally no crime that was committed. Zimmerman lives in a stand your ground state, black kid attacked him from behind and slammed his head off the ground, so he shot him. Case closed.

>anger issues

Youre not allowed to attack people with anger issues and get away with it you dumb fuck. If anything, this is the reason why you dont randomly attack people.

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>>79352679
The BBC threads didn't give that way before?

Is it all that surprising that literal cuck porn connoisseurs are like pic related?

>>79352593
so you mean to say all those trump rallies with 20,000+ were russian plants? how deep does this go

>>79352594
if donald trump put all of the money he was given over the years into vanguard and did nothing with it, he'd be considerably richer.

>>79352515
See?

>>79352659
>we have to be tolerant and multicultural guys! peace and love <3
>FUCK THOSE RUSSIANS THOUGH THEY'RE EEEEEVIL

>>79352736
eh its pretty easy to rouse the rabble.

>>79352706
Jeff Sessions? I was gonna mention him but the worst he's been accused of is racism and /tv/ doesn't care about that.

>>79352715
His defense didn't even claim stand your ground as a defense.

>black kid attacked him from behind and slammed his head off the ground, so he shot him. Case closed.

I didn't know you had a camera there.

>>79352679
other boards are not /pol/, yes

you're very observant!

>>79352021
Except the republican president... for starters...

>>79352660
Sorry to tell you dude but charisma gets you everywhere in life.

Donald Trump would have been successful no matter how he was born.

>>79352736
If you threw a rock in America it would land on 20,000 retards.

People will get tired of shitting on Trump eventually.

Especially when he makes America great again, then all the homosexuals and deviants will be blasted into space.

>>79352762
Do you honestly believe we give a shit about the rest of the buzzwords and butthurt in your other post?

8 more years champ lol

>>79352743
so wait, you're actually complaining about trump creating jobs and not giving his money to wall street? just end your miserable existence. you don't stand for anything. you only stand against what your masters tell you. you're not even a human

>>79352659
>not believing trump

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-admits-to-russian-hacking-even-as-he-attacks-us-intelligence-community/2017/01/11/40941a34-d817-11e6-b8b2-cb5164beba6b_story.html

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>>79352762
There was supposed to be a pic in there somewhere.

>>79352748
>be hillary
>be upset when you massively fuck up your plot to go to war with syria and libya
>kill off ghadaffi and send libya into a shitpil
>back rebels against assad
>get pissed because putin supports assad and hates sand niggers
>lose the election for being a corrupt retard
>make up some astronomical bullshit about your old enemy hacking your illegal content thus losing isnt your fault and you should still be the winner cuz popularity contest

>>79350530
That just shows you how lazy they are. If most of today's comedians had an ounce of creativity they'd be able to mock whomever is in power. All they're doing now is just going after the easy, low-hanging fruit.

>>79352767
nah. other boards are actually very tolerant of /pol/iticians like me. /a/, /b/ and /v/ have some understanding of the red pill. it's just you fa/tv/irgins that are the giga-cucks

>>79352771
He might be a successful used cars salesmen in Tulsa. He wouldn't be a billionaire real estate tycoon.

Because he's stupid.

>>79352797
>fake news

>>79352766
You do realize the police released their photos they took of him that night after the trial, correct?

>>79352792
Cared enough to respond.

>>79352799
Public schools should be totally defunded. All children learn are Marxist and to wear a condom when they're getting BLACKED. Not to mention most of the funding goes to iPads for Chicago negroids who just shoot each other. She might be the best thing Trump has done if she actually kills public schools.

>>79352799
obama : law professor
trump : bachelor degree of business

>>79352715
Arguments in the style of
>well that's what the law says
are unconvincing to me. It's fine that you found the law in this case to coincide with your maniacal sense of justice, but you should note when you spout garbage like this that "the law" used to - and still does - prohibit/allow injustice. Just to trot out a dead horse, see slavery.

>there was literally no crime that was committed.
There was literally no crime that was committed when the kike cunts at Goldman crashed the economy by what is effectively fraud. Keep drinking the kool-aid.

>Youre not allowed to attack people with anger issues and get away with it you dumb fuck.
It's not just that he has anger issues, the nigger kid couldn't have seen that in advance. The beaner approached him with a gun. And he's an actual fucking certified maniac, again, see all his prior/subsequent arrests. I think it should be fine to attack harassers.

>>79352273
>bullshit lies for almost 2 years now
How young are you?

>>79352795
>and not giving his money to wall street?

Instead he handed out cabinet positions to Wall Street like they were M&M's

>>79352816
>BS in economics from ivy league school

Yeah, what a hack.

>>79352659
>still pretending they didn't
>>79352748
strawman fallacy. Russia has countering economic interests than the western alliances. Has nothing to do with being EEEEEVIL. the last administration put heavy sanctions on them and had the saudis driving down the cost of crude, which crippled Russia. And also, Vladimir Putin is a totalitarian that kills critics and opponents. Why are you so tolerant of that m8? You a fascist?

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>>79352748
Russians are objectively terrible. /pol/smokers who worship Putin support wife-beating.

>>79352659
One source is ever intelligence agency of the country.

The other source is Trump himself and Breitbart.

Assuming the intelligence community is rigged or some stupid shit like that, I still don't see why someone would trust the second source. If anything you should not trust either one.

>>79352848
Obama: understands the law
Trump: Wait, I just signed a whatnow?

>>79352873
>BS
yeah bs ineed

>>79352862
>hires business management people to help him manage a country and the economy

Who should he have hired, out of interest?

>>79352848
>obama : law professor
...who had the worst record of his laws getting overturned by the supreme court of any president in history.

>>79352862
[citation needed]

>>79352846
>All children learn are Marxist and to wear a condom when they're getting BLACKED.

fuck's sake get a grip

When is fake news fake? And when is denial denial?

>>79352815
>/pol/iticians like me
cringe

>>79352899
>his laws

You know presidents don't make laws, right?

>>79352880
what is a /pol/smoker

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/pol%2Fsmoker/

>>79352848
Obama: Unemployed nigger who made his money writing about his deadbeat communist """"father""""

Trump: Billionaire real estate developer & POTUS

>>79352898
Economists, for fuck's sake. People who actually know how it works and not how to make money for banks.

>>79352887
For real you know that the CIA is one of the most downright evil branches of America and has caused some of the gravest suffering to citizens of third world countries.

I really don't trust them at all. They're full blown Machiavellians.

Why do all the /pol/tards in this thread sound like drones who are stuck on repeat saying the same three phrases over and over again? It's like they don't have any original thoughts of their own.

>>79352924
you can't expect them to understand the difference between an executive order and a law

>>79352924
Right, which is why all the laws he tried to make through EO's were overturned.

>>79352877
>>79352880
that's fucking nothing compared to syria and other muslim shitholes liberals love to take in rapefugees from so much

>>79352797
>washingtontimes literally using a snippet from a statement out of context

LOL

>Trump also went after BuzzFeed, which published a document Tuesday outlining some of the unverified allegations, which were based on research done by an outside entity engaged in political consulting work and led by a former high-ranking British intelligence official. Trump called BuzzFeed a “failing pile of garbage” and warned it would “suffer the consequences” for publishing the dossier.

You can go on and believe Russian intelligence haclers are fucking stupid enough to use 3 year old malware while also using their servers instead of proxies, or read a news source that literally spits out anti-trump articles daily

>>79352940
I know that. It's hard to trust them. But somehow I think they are machiavellian for the benefit of the US, not the detriment.

>>79352948
Oh. Well Trump hasn't even been president for a month and that's already happened. What an inept retard.

>>79352795
>so wait, you're actually complaining about trump creating jobs
He didn't. He made a lot of terrible business decisions and lost almost a billion dollars building 3 trump-branded casinos in one fucking city. He's a belligerent moron.
>and not giving his money to wall street?
lol wot
>just end your miserable existence.
real talk how old are you?
>you don't stand for anything
lol
>you only stand against what your masters tell you
kek
>you're not even a human
literally having to dehumanize people that disagree with you to deal with the cognitive dissonance. sad.

>>79352975
I don't think Trump will be building casinos now mate

>>79352924
You do Presidents can publicly support proposed laws, correct?

How did his background check gungrab work out? Not too well from what I remember. The only way he could even get Obamacare and the no-coverage fines through the courts was to call it a tax. Total disgrace

>>79352898
I dunno, maybe professors of economics so he wouldn't have to call a general in the middle of the night to ask about whether or not having a strong dollar is good? Or people who he wasn't criticizing for being corrupt just the past 18 months due Hillary giving them speeches.

>>79352904
Read a fucking newspaper. His Treasurer and Chief Strategist both worked for GS.

>>79352975
He was referring to ford and carrier when talking about jobs.

>>79352969
Not yet cuck. Hasn't gone to the Supreme Court yet

>>79352857
>the nigger kid couldn't have seen that in advance

Which doesnt give you a right to attack people and suffer consequences you moron

>its unconvincing to me

Okay Zimmerman chased Trayvon down, fist faught him, then shot him, then got rid of any evidence and made perfectly rehearsed statements without any contradictions over months and months and both the FBI and police had nothing to convict him on despite massive pressure from the presidency and media.

Uh huh, stay woke nigger

>>79352951
lol so its ok to suck Putins dick because hes not a muslim dictator. And taking in the victims of war zones is as bad as being compromised by a belligerent dictator. Got it.

>>79352952
>both Obama and Trump believe it
>every intelligence agency in the country believes it

Man, these random anonymous people on the internet with no access to any evidence whatsoever or alternate plausible theories have a point though...

>>79352975
you're a not a human. you're just mindless mouth piece. you willingly remain ignorant and are responsible for the communication breakdown. we've seen this happen before and unfortunately it ends with "people" like you hanging from lamp posts

>>79352189
They were obstructive because that's what they got elected to do. That's what party opposition is.

In the words of your favorite president "elections have consequences".

>>79352990
>How did his background check gungrab work out?

I love how Americans are so proud of their frequent gun violence. It's not even just the mass shootings. You can be shot by a random stranger just walking to the grocery, and Americans treat this as a great honor.

>>79352873
>BS in economics from ivy league school

Meaningless for a rich kid, sorry.

ITT unemployed retards think professors can be politicians

>>79352914
>toddler tier vocabulary
make sure to include me in the screencap when you post that to r/4chan

>>79352940
Monday

>CIA SAYS RUSSIA HACKED USA BELIEVE THEM

Wednesday

>Top CIA official: WE REALLY FUCKED UP OUR INTELLIGENCE WITH IRAQ AND TOTALLY INVADED THEM FOR THE WRONG REASON HAHA SORRY

>>79353019
Trump himself admitted it.

That's all that needs to be said.

>>79352985
he literally can't. lost the credit to because of how terribly managed his business was. And when he knew he was fucked he took them public and let the share holders eat shit when he declared bankruptcy. We're all the shareholders now :)

To the anons arguing with /pol/
What are you trying to achieve?
They are a literal meme cult, you'd have more success debating people indoctrinated in North Korea.
You are earnestly citing news stories and facts. Didn't you get the memo? Anything that isn't from the Emperor's mouth or Infowars is fake news:
Global Warming is a hoax and Trump had the largest inauguration crowd ever. Period.

>>79352826
>quoting Trump's own words is fake

Okay. Just find the same quotes on whatever bullshit news source you follow.

>>79352834
I didn't realize photos can tell you who attacked first, who followed who, and who instigated the confrontation. I thought they could only show the aftermath! Silly me.

>>79353037
>a non-American's opinion

D R O P P E D
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Irrelevant

>>79353008

Trump isn't going to fight the ruling. He's just going to try and start from scratch with a new EO. He's already given up on this particular battle.

>>79353013
It's OK to suck Putin's dick because he's the only one standing up to America's policy of ever-expanding oil wars that are facilitating the easy movement of terrorists and creating the largest humanitarian crisis since ww2

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>>79353008
It's like you retards don't even try to keep informed.

>>79353010
>Which doesnt give you a right to attack people and suffer consequences you moron
He wasn't attacking someone with anger issues, he was attacking someone with a gun. I don't know if you're retarded or autistic or something, but seeing something dangerous immediately triggers a fight or flight response in humans. The anger issues may or may not be as visible as a gun near someone's pecker.

>its unconvincing to me
Did you even get the point of what I was saying you shit flinging monkey? I don't particularly care what the law says. Laws are arbitrary bullshit that is a really rough approximation of justice.

>Okay Zimmerman chased Trayvon down, fist faught him
Maybe he tried, but he was a weak loser pussy as his trainer testified in court (^:

>>79352952
>Trump outright admits Russian hacking
>TRUMP TOOK HIS OWN WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT, TRUMP IS FAKE NEWS, TRUMP HATES TRUMP

>>79353072
>gives up on EO
>gives up on One China policy

Who voted for this fucking cuck?

>>79352328
Maybe they should stop bombing each other?

>>79353019
http://www.forbes.com/sites/paulroderickgregory/2017/01/13/the-trump-dossier-is-false-news-and-heres-why/#5d6e4b4955f1

Except actual people who have dealt with Russian espionage

>>79353104
jews

>>79353072
>>79353075
blunder of the century

fucking idiots

>>79353072
>>79353075
Yes he's rewriting it you morons, but do you really think cuck judges from blue coastal states won't challenge whatever the new one is either?

The new one is undoubtedly going all the way to the top, just in time for the new conservative justice to have the tiebreaker.

You lose, cuckolds.

>>79353075
>It came as Mr Trump said he would likely introduce another, or reworked executive order, to address the issue of immigration to the US from certain countries.

Its almost like you simply read headlines

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>>79352940
dr pavel. i'm satan

>>79353149
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>>79353029
>you're a not a human.
again. Do you have a schizoaffective disorder perhaps?
>you're just mindless mouth piece.
who you trying to convince, me or you?
>you willingly remain ignorant
of what exactly do go into detail plz
> and are responsible for the communication breakdown.
not fully sure you're capable of anything other than an endless breakdown in functional communication. You ooze disorder.
>we've seen this happen before and unfortunately it ends with "people" like you hanging from lamp posts
come at me bro.

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>>79353149
>that was a practice executive order
>i want a do over

HOLY FUCKING SHIT AMERICANS REALLY DO THIS

>>79353157
It still looks like he failed. How many more times will they have to rewrite this?

>>79352877
>still pretending they didn't
Why should I believe it was Russia when they have yet to even explain what kind of evidence they have for this convenient claim?

Also, they can't actually change the votes, so how did they influence it? By exposing the DNC's corruption? Because I fail to see how that's a bad thing.

>>79353182
There's plenty of evidence. Breitbart just doesn't print it.

http://www.businessinsider.com/trump-russia-ties-michael-flynn-dossier-2017-2

>>79353149
except he could have easily just passed the travel ban with no issues by not including the green card and student visas. It is procedurally unconstitutional. He has a safe majority in both houses. they could have easily accomplished everything in the failed executive order if he wasn't such an incompetent moron.

>>79353178
It wasn't a practice one, it was only supposed to be for 90 days, but since Islamic terrorist loving blue state activist judges want to challenge the constitutional power of the president to restrict immigration for national security, it's not worth taking it to the SC only to have less than a month left on the ban. Trump didn't anticipate how petty these blue states would be over their precious brown terrorists.

I hope the new bill bans em for 3 fucking years, not 3 months

>>79353238
>It is procedurally unconstitutional.
Wrong. President has unilateral power to act on immigration over ntnl sec.

You'll know this when the new XO goes all the way to the top court.

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>>79353242
>it was only supposed to be for 90 days

You made it almost 10% of the way! Great job, buddy!

>>79353234
Flynn is a Turk-shill, not a Russian shill.

>>79353242
>but since Islamic terrorist loving blue state activist judges
Will you paranoid schizophrenic Americans at least acknowledge the screening processes for muslim immigrants that are ALREADY IN PLACE, as well as the minute amount of actual muslim immigration?

>hurr durr it should be zero
insert sith referenec here

>>79351339
>king Obama (peace be upon him).
I chuckled

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>>79353207
>Why should I believe it was Russia when they have yet to even explain what kind of evidence they have for this convenient claim?
they have quite a few times. you just keep calling it all "fake news" I'm sure. they just corroborated some of the key contact points alleged made in the goldenshowergate dossier. Get out of your hivemind things are happening fast. Republicans are super concerned about Donnie fucking everything up for them and they're going to drop his ass before the midterms.
>Also, they can't actually change the votes, so how did they influence it?
I mean if I have to explain basic political messaging strategy to some edgy tween we'll be here all day.
>By exposing the DNC's corruption?
Sure. However you want to justify it.
>Because I fail to see how that's a bad thing.
SHOCKER

>>79351542
He's gonna ban hentai, loli, and cut off NEET welfare, so ofc the Nazi spergs will turn on him

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Even if you think all the Russia stuff is fake. Wouldn't you be worried that the CIA is leaking all this information to the press?

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>>79353288
>the screening processes for muslim immigrants that are ALREADY IN PLACE

Yeah they worked so well under king nigger didn't they?

And yes, the amount of Syrians we should be taking should be exactly ZERO

>Trump made SNL great again
pottery

>>79353317
When the CIA came to the president with this information, why did he lie to the American people about the meeting taking place?

>>79353329
>Yeah they worked so well under king nigger didn't they?

>He and his family had traveled to the United States on a tourist visa and subsequently claimed asylum during their stay in 2002.

King nigger indeed, fucking Bush. I tire of your vapid arguments, later homo.

>>79353329
Let's take millions more just so that Trumpets like you get triggered

>>79352178
trump has literally tweeted about SNL multiple times in the past year

>>79353270
>President has unilateral power to act on immigration over ntnl sec.
Has made no meaningful argument to support that dipshit. Hence why it got rejected.
>You'll know this when the new XO goes all the way to the top court.
It doesn't need to. He can easily pass the travel ban and easily change immigration law in the legislature. thats the spoof of i>>79353270
>President has unilateral power to act on immigration over ntnl sec.
Has made no meaningful argument to support that dipshit. Hence why it got rejected.
>You'll know this when the new XO goes all the way to the top court.
It doesn't need to. He can easily pass the travel ban and easily change immigration law in the legislature. thats the spoof of i>>79353270
>President has unilateral power to act on immigration over ntnl sec.
Has made no meaningful argument to support that dipshit. Hence why it got rejected.
>You'll know this when the new XO goes all the way to the top court.
It doesn't need to. He can easily pass the travel ban and easily change immigration law in the legislature. thats the spoof of i>>79353270
>President has unilateral power to act on immigration over ntnl sec.
Has made no meaningful argument to support that dipshit. Hence why it got rejected.
>You'll know this when the new XO goes all the way to the top court.
It doesn't need to. He can easily pass the travel ban and easily change immigration law in the legislature. thats the spoof of i >>79353270
>President has unilateral power to act on immigration over ntnl sec.
Has made no meaningful argument to support that dipshit. Hence why it got rejected.
>You'll know this when the new XO goes all the way to the top court.
It doesn't need to. He can easily pass the travel ban and easily change immigration law in the legislature. thats the spoof of it all. He's a belligerent moron creating conflict for no reason. Its great to watch tbphwyf

>>79353317
>Wouldn't you be worried that the CIA is leaking all this information to the press?

Not really. It's not surprising the CIA is asshurt that Trump is gonna put a stop to nation building and assasinating democratic leaders of shithole countries.

>>79352178
>He's busy doing his job
>I guarrentee he doesn't watch it or think about it
/pol/ is actually this delusional

>>79353329
>Yeah they worked so well under king nigger didn't they?
>He and his family had traveled to the United States on a tourist visa and subsequently claimed asylum during their stay in 2002
While you're right our previous screening process was bullshit, you let your racism cloud you from facts again /pol/

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>>79353396
Why kill leaders when you can just kill kids?

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>>79353317
trumpfags dont even touch this

>>79353329
Wasn't this guy Russian?
Also, didn't one of the fucking Wolf brothers play him in some movie? Lol

>>79353373
Except we won't because you lost
:^

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>>79353370
Bush is the other side of the fucking coin, moron.

Also, Obongo's government was watching the elder brother for YEARS, which included not so mysterious trips to muslim countries to receive training and they did NOTHING about the green card status of the family, so yes, he is responsible as well.

Sorry shills but your days of MUH BUSH are over. We're 2 presidents later now

>aus

>>79353446
t triggered pussy

>>79353420
Our people really crying about civilian casualties after a sf raid got ambushed?

I've never got the whole russia influencing the election meme. All countries spy and try to hack each other, including allies.

The media attention surrounding the story, not the details of the leaks themselves probably influenced it more. Of course its hard to really say with how bad the polls were

>>79353484
Liberals will cry about anything and everything. It's even more hilarious when their precious king nig has killed more kids than trump could in 4 terms probably

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>>79353454

>>79353454

So Much This

>>79353523
>I've never got the whole russia influencing the election meme.
Active coordination with the candidate you fucking moron. Imagine if you learned Obama might have a financial deal with Russia. Imagine if you learned Obama might have been compromised doing wet works with Russian hookers.

>The media attention surrounding the story, not the details of the leaks themselves probably influenced it more.
No shit.
>Of course its hard to really say with how bad the polls were
Easily tracked. Every new email dump correlated with a hit in the polling.

>>79353523
Of course they're all trying to influence it. Russia probably helped elect Obama.
The reason it's a big meme this time is because Clinton wanted a no fly zone over Syria which would lead to a Russian backlash. The Russia meme was about making sure Americans were ready for another decade of nation-building, oil wars, and a new cold war

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>Leftyposting is finally making a comeback

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>>79353548
ur cancer u leave

>>79353394
>It doesn't need to.

It DOES need to, if only to remind the bour state cucks that it wasn't her turn and that they lost and now the Muslims aren't coming here and the mexicans are going back.

The sooner you accept these two FACTS the better

>>79353591
i'm 19. but what about you anon?

>>79353606
>It DOES need to
Yeah if you're a fucking dipshit. Even if he did have his SC pick on the court in time it'd still be rejected because it is procedurally unconstitutional.
>if only to remind the bour state cucks that it wasn't her turn and that they lost and now the Muslims aren't coming here and the mexicans are going back.
I've been saying for years this place needs a comprehensive IQ and personality inventory before a person should be allowed to post. Your emotional whining and empty talking points are cringey as fuck.
>The sooner you accept these two FACTS the better
real talk. regardless of political shit. You're kind of a dipshit.

will iran war happen

be objective please

>>79352951
>we don't have problems to fix because at least we're not like THOSE guys

>>79353709
who are you quoting?

>>79353686
>Even if he did have his SC pick on the court in time it'd still be rejected because it is procedurally unconstitutional.

We'll see cuck, see you then, if ol David Brock is still paying you by then lel

In all seriousness best to accept it now before you pop an aneurysm

>>79353624
>i'm 19
lol explains why you're so edgy and tryhard.
>but what about you anon?
Considerably older. Studied political messaging strategy academically, worked on 4 political campaigns, worked for the Republican party for 2 years.

>>79353759
>Considerably older. Studied political messaging strategy academically, worked on 4 political campaigns, worked for the Republican party for 2 years.

You forgot

>Predicted Shilldog would win
>All these years of being in the DC echo chamber still has you upset that Trump isnt following your rules

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>>79353759
>he is over 20
>he still posts on 4chan

>>79353750
>We'll see cuck
seriously wrong board m8. I'm embarrassed for you that you're still doing the cuck meme.
>see you then,
probably wont. You don't know what I look like.
>if ol David Brock is still paying you by then lel
sick burn friendo. I'm not in your circlejerk though. Is that your newest Emmanuel Goldstein guy?
>In all seriousness best to accept it now before you pop an aneurysm
My souls prepared. I'm going to make a considerable amount of money off this dipshit president. chaos is a ladder and all that. I hope it all burns tbphwyf.

>>79353799
>Predicted Shilldog would win
well she did win by like 3 million votes.
>All these years of being in the DC echo chamber still has you upset
never worked in DC. hate nova.
>that Trump isnt following your rules
they're not "my" rules. Its called the constitution dingus.

>79353803
see you in 6 years when you turn 20 and are still shitposting here

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>>79353904
>well she did win by like 3 million votes.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79353904
>not my rules, it's the constitution!
>but seriously guys we can't let the electoral college get away with this Drumpf presidency

>>79350155
that was pretty funny desu

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>>79354001
cute meme
>>79354034
>not my rules, it's the constitution!
correct
>but seriously guys we can't let the electoral college get away with this Drumpf presidency
strawman fallacy.

>>79350542
>Democrats before Nov8
>"It's impossible to hack or tamper with the votes. Donald Trump should stop complaining and accept his forthcoming defeat with some dignity."

>Democrats after Nov8
>"Russian hacked our election! We have proof, but we can't release it for reasons. We're not just butthurt that we lost what was a surefire thing. You just got to believe us."

>>79354097
Donald trump committed treason. 15 months.

>>79354129
Not even democrats are going as far as to say Trump collaborated with the Russian government.

However Hillary selling facetime to Saudi Arabia as an acting SoS is indeed treason fyi

>>79351682
And electing a decrepit old woman would make us look weaker. All the DNC had to do was pick anyone but her, and they would have defeated Trump. But no, they thought that since they lucked out with the first US black president they could do the same with the first female president.

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>>79354160
>Not even democrats are going as far as to say Trump collaborated with the Russian government.
He did. And he was stupid about it. And everyone is going that far because its fucking true. Your "real" news isn't touching it because you're in a cult. Republicans are the ones freaking out, if we want to get inside baseball for a second. journalistic media has tiptoed around it because it hadn't been verified but its being corroborated and investigated by essentially everyone. He was blatantly corrupt while talking shit about everyone, and now they're all building cases against him. Its going to be an unprecedented, historic shit storm and I'm so fucking hype.

>However Hillary selling facetime to Saudi Arabia as an acting SoS is indeed treason fyi
nice meme

>>79354225
>And electing a decrepit old woman would make us look weaker.
russia feared her