BANVS
>>79348363
You're a biggus dickus.
>why would you crucify a man before throwing him out of chariot
NON SUNT AMICI MEA
>>79348375
For you
¿Señor El Grande Hombre?
>you don't get to bring a legion
The travel plan i filled with the Emperor lists me, my legion, doctor Caius here, but only one of you!
>>79348895
Whoever talks gets to stay on my charriot
>If I pull the wire off will your case die?
Doctor Gaius Germanicus Nero Pavelius, I'm Praetorian Guard
>>79348363
YOV'RE A BIG GAIVS
>NIHIL, NIHIL DIXI!
>>79349063
ET TU
>>79348363
SVCH LOYALTY IS VNEXPECTED IN MERCENARIES
They worked for the Mormon. The burnt man...
>>79349063
>>79349088
>>79349107
GRAHAM?
>>79348973
Uh, you don't get to bring legionaries.
>>79349107
>>79349238
The caravan plan i just filled with the Crimson Caravan lists me, my guards, the Courier here, but only one of you!
>>79348363
Doctor Pavel, I'm SPQR
>>79348375
IV V
this board was a fucking mistake
>>79348363
cayus julius big guis cesar
>>79349495
4chan was a fucking mistake. I hope Hiro kills it for good.
If I pull that off, will you die?
>>79349495
>>79349516
helmets
nice and hot
VAS GETTING CAVGHT PART OF YOVR STRATEGVM
>>79348363
VENI VIDI BANE
Congratvlations. Yov got yovrself cavght. What's the next step of yovr master plan?
>>79349881
QUIDEM
>>79349954
Crashing the Roman Empire.
NO SVRVIVORS!
>>79349396
Or perhaps they're wondering why you'd burn a man before throwing him off a cliff.
>>79348363
You don't get to bring legions.
NO!
THEY EXPECT ONE OF US TO BE EATEN BY THE LIONS, BROTHER!
>>79349979
They expect the Byzantine Empire in the wreckage brother!
PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY YOU WOULD CRUCIFY A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT TO THE LIONS
but only I of you!
EXILIVM MORTEM
>>79349447
>this thread
>>79349556
CVR LARVAM FERRIT?
>>79349495
PUT ANOTHER HEAD ON THE KETTLE BOYS
TIBI IN DVCTV SENTIS?
>>79350053
Have we started the fire!?
>>79350996
YES!
CHRISTIANITY RISES!
TELL ME ABOUT ROMANES EUNT DOMUS, WHY DO YOU WRITE PEOPLE CALLED ROMANES THEY GO THE HOUSE?!
MEDICVS PAVLVS, I'M SPQR.
CONSILIVM VOLANDI QVOD CVM AGENTIA REGISTRAVI ENVMERAT MEVM VIROS MEOS DOCTOREM PAVLVM HIC SED SOLVM VNVM E VOBIS
>>79351215
>>79348363
WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB THE NINTH LEGION?!
>>79351215
PRIMUS DICANDI IN CARRUM MANEBIT!
>>79348805
That's a big mono brow.
>>79348363
Uh you don't get to cross the Rubicon
>>79348923
>>79349088
>>79350001
NIHIL
LOCUTUS SUM NIHIL
>>79348375
IV V
>>79351076
Now write it 50 times.
If it's not done by morning, I'll cut your balls off
By order of the CIA, all mockery of Hotheads and their autism shall be kept to an appropriate minimum.
I am unironically enjoying this thread.
>>79351632
trve roman hotheads for trve roman mercenaries
>>79349396
I just realized that in New Vegas you basically start as the motherfucking mailman
CIA agens: multum enim mercenarius loyality gun!
Laesit Aut cur ipse mittet aliquem hominem extra planum iacere.
CIA agens: Et tu quidem possunt loqui. Quis es?
Bane: nec refert, qui non sumus. Quid est propositum. Posuit et non pepercit et fui usque in persona.
CIA agens (de Barre in persona): Si id trahendum off, ego te mori?
Malum timeri; sic se doloribus asperiores repellat ...
CIA agens: Tu es a magnus guy.
Bane: ... tibi.
CIA agens: nihil captus pars consilii tui?
Bane: Scilicet. D. Paulus noluit offer nostra in gratiam ex tua. Nos quoque ut hoc de qua dixi tibi.
CIA agens bene gratulatione capi fecisti tibi. Quid domini tui consilii ad gradum proximum progredi?
Bane: Crashing hoc planum ... nec superesse quemquam!
A thread worthy of Ceaser
>>79351632
HE DARKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT, HE COVERS HIS FACE WITH A MASK LIKE A CHEAP PROSTITUTE
>>79351890
Anon, your latin sucks ass.
>>79348375
Thwow him fwom the plane, centuwian, vewy woughly!
>>79352916
He clearly needs to post it 500 times before dawn
>>79349424
Came here to post this.
>>79351208
kek, even better
While we're at it, good movies with Roman Empire and Hellenistic cities aesthetic?
>>79353365
The Dark Legionary Rises
>>79353402
Oh, you think the testudo formation is your ally? You merely adopted the testudo. I was born in it, molded by it. Didn't see other shield formations till I was a grown man!
>>79348363
Si ego auferam arc, moriemini?
TELL ME ABOVT BANE, WHY DOES HE WEAR THE GALEA
>>79349495
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
>>79350996
Yes
Vesuvius erupts!
>>79350996
Yes, Nero fiddles
>>79354897
>>79354952
Kek'd