Give your favourite movie and I'll tell you why it's bad.

The Long Goodbye.

Collateral

>>79344630
La Dolce Vita
>>79344665
>Patrician detected.

>>79344736
>I pretend to like black and white movies to appear sophisticated

>>79344721
may as well be an anime

>>79344665
you have taste kid

>>79344797
DUDE I'M ACTING

>>79344832
>Shakespeare

>>79344630
Trollflojten

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>>79344832

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No meme responses (pleb/reddit) actual critiques

>>79344630
Fight Club

If you tell me it's muh edgy I'll know your age, you little piece of millennial shit.

>>79344935
>>79345191
anime movies

>>79344630
Batman V. Superman

sorcerer

No Country For Old Men

>>79345443
You pretend to like a really bad movie and claim it's misunderstood because you're a contrarian little shit

>>79345483
see >>79345485

what a pointless thread, atleast give an answer that references something in the film instead of just hurr its bad cuz its bad

Milo and Otis

I fucking dare you

>>79345629
They killed a lot of cute animals making that movie

Stalker (1979)

>>79345745
too Russian

Inglorious Basterds or Barry Lyndon. If you can do both, I'll give you a _________sticker_______

The Matrix

disclaimer: there's nothing wrong with being transgndered

>>79345794
>Inglorious Basterds
Can't even spell bastards right smdh

>Barry Lyndon
People would not let themselves be shot by muskets like that

A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

>>79345832
Sequels sucked

Sailor Moon R

>>79344630
Shawshank Redemption

>>79344630
Attack of the Clones

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>>79344630

>>79345768
Fucking yankee

original Independence Day

>>79344630
A Man for All Seasons

After Hours

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>>79344630

>>79344630
Chinatown

>>79344780
you didnt say why it was bad

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>Have you ever noticed that people who see shit are always crazy?

Come at me, bro

GOOD WILL HUNTING

>>79345745
nothing fucking happens: the movie

>>79346512
>movie about men crying

nice fag flick you got there

>>79346025
the MC isn't really that interesting, he's just a kid

Is it me or is Ebert not coming back to trash our favorite movies?

op is sleeping my friends

>>79346393
too chinese

>>79346474
it was not bangin

>>79344630
shawshank

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>>79346596

Cute reference, but just totally incorrect. Mature Scorcese before his budgets swelled and he cast Leonard Cappucino in everything; Nicholas Cage before he was joke; John Goodman, Tom Sizemore, Ving? The structure, and the way it perfectly captures the city in that time? The soundtrack? Not the best scene, but how is this not banging?

>https://youtu.be/dcO8blFBl8g

Don't make me take my sunglasses off.

>>79346590
There's like one Chinese character in the entire film.

Legally Blonde

>>79344630
So how did guy had a power opinion about the media industry?

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>>79344630

>>79346914
anime can fuck off

>>79346878
fun flick if you're 16 and a girl

Jackass number 2

>>79347232
Any movie where Bam Margera isn't killed is automatically shit

>>79346828
because I'm an EMT in NYC and it triggers me

>>79344630
The Lives of Others

>>79346552
They're not my friends

The Straight Story.

>>79346925
Not anime. You got nothin but memes kid.

>>79346528
t.pleb who walked out after 10 minutes

ALIEN

>>79344630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0S9e6ITZFw

>>79347628
the crew act like idiots after the away mission and don't respect the quarantine when a crewman literally has an unknown alien strapped to his face

which leads to all their problems

>>79347674
Lon Cheney & Agnes Moorehead are my GOAT actors.

How fucked am I?

ITT: Some nobody with vague meme answers generalizes titles or the people that like the film instead of giving the film itself any critique, and /tv/ posters keep posting knowing this.

My least favorite episode, honestly.

>>79347914
i think it's supposed to be 'fun,' but i'm not sure

>>79347914
Yes but, these were my picks.
>>79347674
>>79347794
pls r8, but do not smite.

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>I hate everything as a defense mechanism against the fear of someone critiquing something I like

You're not edgy. You're just a cuck.

Mary And Max

>>79347430
DUDE MAN IN A LAWNMOWER LMAO

it's one of my favorite movies