The Chronicles of Narnia, The real question

>>79340679
>there are no humanoids in Narnia

I know this is bait but I'll reply anyway

WEW

>>79340797

Actually not bait.

Yeah there are humanoids, like fauns and shit like I said in the OP. And minotaurs and centaurs. It's bull cock and horse cock anyway, even if they have arms and legs

>>79340975

>this is the kind of shit the litters /tv/ on saturday nights

i don't see what's wrong with it she wasn't a kid when she had that wolf dick in her mouth and ass

>>79341746
Its that then she is an 8yo that sucked Wolf cock

>>79340679
The middle girl can't remember her name and don't care to Google like Aya Butterfield or whatever was one of the prettiest girls I think in film history. Its really a shame what happened, I guess these movies are too boring or kind of cliched to be filmable. I still think Wardrobe was a good movie and true to the source.

>>79340679
lets be honest here, in the dawn treader lucy and Edmund had some serious UST. And iirc Peter comes back to Narnia in the very end, but Susan doesn't because shes a slut.

>unironically watching the Narnia films
the first film was so pedestrian and unmemorable and the others were shit

best books are Voyage of the Dawn Treader and The Silver Chair

>>79340975
Nah, that's just one part of Narnia. There are real people. If you saw Prince Caspian, they get captured by human slave traders. Also caspian is a human, i think.

>>79340679
>>79340975
I sometimes worry about the people that browse/tv/

We need an alternate version of the harry potter pasta for narnia

>>79340679

None of them had sex. Susan couldn't go back to Narnia later on because she was no longer pure. C.S Lewis was a massive christfag

>>79340679
In the Horse and His Boy, the Pevensies were traveling to marry Susan off to a Prince in Archenland, but she realized he was a douche and called it off.

>>79343333
w-what did susan do

>>79342623
but she looks like an adult and has lived the years of an adult

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>>79340679
>>79340797
>>79340975
Archenland and Calormen are both populated by actual humans.
>Horse and His Boy adaptation never

>>79343372

Took a dick or just showed interest in boys and make up. I can't remember which

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as a kid I always thought it was implied that Peter married Susan and Lucy married Edmund

>>79343484
showed an interest in boys and make-up (vanity). And it was lion jesus himself who condemned her for that shit.
>>79343238
I cant remember if its just in the movies, but in Prince Caspain they seemed pretty surpised to see other humans. I think it's just the movies, the ending of Wardrobe talks about Susan having a bunch of other princes lusting after her.

>>79343453
>best book never getting an adaptation
;___;

>>79340679

I think they would commit incest, beastiality is a bridge too far for these kids. They would explore teen urges in private with each other before they ever considered something else like faun pussy, or centaur dick.

>>79340679
Well, in the book it says they settled with the river gods and naiads and dryads.

>>79343655
Dear Christ what the fuck is that image? nightmare rapist Aslan, the uncanny valley kids, the set seems to be slightly tilted and none of the chairs are level, especially the first one on the right, and why does that rug look like it's made of wrapping paper?

>>79346436
its from a much older live-action movie series. I remember watching it in elementary while we were reading the series.
>tfw no movie parties to celebrate finishing a book anymore where all anyone brings is different types of cheapass chips and cookies.

>>79346540
You must be at least 30 years old.

Get out grandpa

Theres the Talamud or something and they fight with Narnians or something. Obviously Caspian would have divirginzed somebody, and those other humans, animals, or Ice Queen or dwarf would have raped somebody eventually.

>>79346632
Nah I still got a decent amount of time before I hit the 30. I'm pretty sure Lion Witch Wardrove series, outsiders, island of the blue dolphins is standard shit for elementary kids to read.

>>79346540
>>79346632
I watched those bbc narnia movies all the time growing up.

>>79346788
they're on DVD as well, I have no doubt that kids still get to watch them in school. Even in the late nineties we used to make fun of the dated effects. I don't see why they wouldn't still be standard reading material.

>>79340679
Narnia is a Christian allegory, right? I don't know because I didn't read it or see the films. But Aslan is supposed to be Jesus, right?

In Christianity you're not supposed to have sex, ever. This is why priests and nuns take vows of celibacy. The Bible begrudgingly allows you to marry and have sex for procreation, but it's clear that not having sex would be better.

>>79346950
Why do they hate sex so much?

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>>79346855
>>79346855
Even in the early 90's when I was watching the the effects looked dated. I always liked how they did Aslan.
There s a good video on youtube with the grownup kids talking about making all the movies.

>>79345162
I liked the Silver Chair, but Horse and his Boy is the best.

>>79346540
Ha I watched that shit. That Lucy was such a meme.

>>79346788
The BBC 90s adaptation was awesome

>classically trained actors
>Queen was amazing
>time bandits cast were in it
>music was GOAT
>Aslan getting crucified was chilling
>Caspian was cool too, like someone out of GOT

>>79347313
they didn't deviate from the books much at all too IIRC