Why aren't we talking about this upcoming kino?
>Everyon'es first waifu who can do no wrong
>Based Johnny B
>IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE kiddo
>Tom Hanks, I guess
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCOXARv6J9k
It looks pretty interesting but it will trigger sensitive /pol/ kids because of the cast. Probably something to do with the joos or white genocide, you know, the usual.
Extended Trailer : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C9tKfl8t0Y
i'm interested. i've liked the last few of james ponsoldt's movies
>>79334428
>>Tom Hanks, I guess ?
Just "I guess"? He's the only good thing
It's too much like Antitrust (2001), same basic idea, some talented person gets hired by a megacorporation run by a megalomaniac intent on world domination by spying on everything, figures it out, then the chases and dramatic bullshit to make some poetic view on the world we live in today with a nice happy-feel-good ending to it.
Not really interested in this one, I can rewatch Antitrust anytime.
>ponytail
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>>79334604
As someone who has read the book, it does not end happy.
>>79334495
You anti-/pol/ faggots are worse than any /pol/tard in existence nowadays. How about instead of shitting up the thread from the get go, you just ignore the 3 or 4 posts that seem to trigger you so much.
>>79334428
>IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE kiddo
Is this a meme I don't understand? The novel it's based on it was published in 2013.
>>79334689
oh, come off it, will you?
People are annoyed all around. Besides, you haven't shared your thoughts on the upcoming kino either.
Looks fucking terrible just like that Nerve movie
>>79334702
NM. This must be a Boyhood meme, yes?
>emma watson
>acting
>>79334428
Tom Hanks, based Karen Gillan. I'll watch I guess.
>>79334702
no the twerp from Boyhood is in the film.
>>79334428
>John Boyega is the star instead of Tom Hanks
wtf?
>>79334634
>look at him, look at him and laugh
>he thinks movies end the same way books do
The Firm - totally fucked the book ending in the movie, altered it entirely (everybody goes away happy save for the bad guys)
Jurassic Park - in the original novel EVERYBODY DIES except the two Docs and the two kids, the government that owns the island nukes it, nothing left, it's all gone but of course they couldn't make a movie like that and so they ended it gracefully with a happy ending and then shoved so much cash down Crichton's throat he coughed up a sequel in response which there never was meant to be.
I could go on but the point holds, this movie already has a different ending than the book and it's nothing like the words on the page.
>>79334700
>>79334729
you people are the worst
>>79334428
>IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE kiddo
why would they cast such an untalented individual
>>79334754
Even the cat doesn't care for your shit
>>79334763
OP here -birthing hips is actually 3rd Billing. I was just trying to race bait a bit with the pairing. Didn't catch.
>>79334428
Pretty cliche.
>Early Sonic, later Mario
>quirky hip IT startup ;)
>Tons of female and black programmers
>We can change the world :))
>Circlers
>Tom Jobs
Won't even pirate this trash
>>79334917
are you a misanthrope?
>>79334428
I'll watch it cos qt Emma. Tom Hanks gets the pick of the best scripts anyway. At worst it'll be interesting, at best a damn good movie.
<Also has this goddess in it.
DUDE TECHNOLOGY IS BAD LMAO
luddites i swer
>>79334428
It looks really bad. Trailer made me cringe.
>Watson still can't act at all
>Lol us IT folks, lmao, startups ;D
>Tom Jobs
KYS
>>79334689
>>79335415
Lots of shilling going on in this thread. From the trailers it looks like a b-movie (not surprising considering emma watson), and basically what this guy said >>79334740
It's a movie made exclusively for tumblr, and it's really not trying to hide it
>>79335512
>tumblr
i got more of a 9gag/yelp kinda vibe desu
>>79334428
>Watson getting BLACKED
Truly the worst Emma
>it's another technology is evil episode
>dude social media lmao
>>79334428
looks like some boring hackneyed shit
if they made this 5 years ago it might have been interesting.
also, emma watson can't act and I refuse to see anything with her in it.
>>79334428
It seriously makes me cringe watching Emma Watson try to act. Like I actually shuffle my feet and shit. She is fucking terrible.
>>79334754
What a really nice painting.
>>79334428
That dumb whore is no waifu of mine.
>>79335443
>>79334428
Why can't Tom Hanks play a true villain?
Comedy Villain in Lady Killers
Anti Hero in Road to Perdition.
He looks set up to be the bad guy here but seems like a well meaning, nice but mislead Steve Jobs.
Why can't he just bash in someone's face with a bat?