Isildur's Bane?

I like this. Has good potential

>>79330172
quality thread

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GRIMA?

>>79330172
if I pull that ring off will you die?

If I take off that Ring, will you die?

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>>79331388
>>79331380

>>79331380
>>79331388
It would be extremely painful

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>>79331481
Youre a big eye

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>>79331522
For you

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You don't get to bring friends

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>>79331973
I don't have any friends.

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>>79331973
*autistic screeching*

>>79332000
But you do have trips

>>79330172

Was getting stung by Shelob part of your plan?

>>79332087
Of coursh. Gollum refused our offer in favour of yours.

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>>79332015

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>>79331535
BRING UP THE BIG GUY!

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>>79331408
Get this hothead out of here!

>>79330172
>I ain't no Man, nigga!
>I prove I ain't!

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>>79332701
BANE! BANE! BANE!

>gendalf to eagles: take them to mordor, i'll call pipin

>>79331277
underrated

>>79331211
its another shitty variation of a shitty meme. no it doesn't

>>79334572
SEETHING

>>79332015
top kek as they say

Leda Lard of the Black Land cumfart!

That's a big burden.

>>79334572
GET

The eagle flight plan list no one on the way to Mordor, you have to walk. Perhaps you are wondering why you would fly someone on a very fast eagle and let them walk

>>79336219
FOR GONDOR

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>>79336219
For Frodo

>>79336376
THIS

>>79336795
HOTHEAD

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>>79336730
Was getting crowned part of your plan?

WE'VE HAD NOTHING BUT HOTHEADS AND MASKETTAS FOR THREE STINKING DAYS

>>79336821
OUTTA

>>79337127
THESE LANDS! NEVER TO RETURN!

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>>79336841
Oo-of Coooourshe

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>>79330172
Someone get these hotheads out of here!

>>79337190
kek

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Someone dark knightify this quote please

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>>79330172
>>79332015
holy kek

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Meat?

>>79337236
>Fortunate Son starts playing

Tell me about Sauron. Why does he wear the mask?

>>79331277
>who am I gamling?
>You're CIA, sire

NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TILL I PUT ON THE RING

>>79338899
ALOT OF LOLALTY FOR HIRED SWORD!

>>79339354
OR PERHAPS HE'S WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD WEAR A RING BEFORE THROWING IT IN TO THE FIRE

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>>79330172
sauron would you please come foooooooooooorth?

>>79339414
AT LEAST YOU CAN TALK.

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FORTH YOU

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>/tyvy/ is this autistic

>>79332015
topfuckinglel

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>>79332954
>NOTHING CAN CRASH IT
>...
>BANE WILL CRASH IT

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>>79330172
You're a big eye

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Or perhaps he's wondering why would you insult a man before throwing him into a well.

>>79337359
>I see in your eyes the same fear that would heat this head of mine. A day may come when the flight plan of the agency fails, when we don't get to bring friends and break our spirits and our bodies, but it is not this day. An hour of pain and masks taken off, when the age of big guys come crashing down! But it is not this day! That comes later! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, men of the agency!

I tried

>>79342582
Everything about Moria confused me. How was Gimli unaware that everyone there was dead? How did none of the orcs notice the fellowship until Pippin spilled his spaghetti, there was a fuckton of them there? How did Gandalf end up on top a summit?

Tell me about Sauron, Why does the wear the ring?

>>79342675
Dwarves are so secretive they hide stuff even from their kin
They were chilling
The work of the dwarves, I presume they were miners and all.

>>79331380
I would be extremely visible

Who else is watching the fellowship of the ring on fxx?

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BANE BANE BANE

>>79342660
Bretty gud, friend. I would add: "...when the age of big guys comes crashing down with no survivors!"

>>79342874
You're a small guy.

>>79342965
I've thought of actually adding that, but to me adding "with no survivors" disrupts the flow

>>79334173
underrated

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>No brother, they expect one of us in Rivendell

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>>79337002
LOOKS LIKE SMEE'S BACK ON THE FLIGHT PLAN, BOYS

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WAS NOT AGING A DAY PART OF YOUR PLAN?

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>>79342675
gandalf ran across the edge of uncharted darkness at the bottom of the earth, filled with unspeakable and unexplainable things. he followed the balrog to some ancient and indescribably long stairs (titled The Endless Stairs) from the darkest pits to the summit of zirakzigil, one of the mountains hosting moria, and slew it there before it could terrorise the rest of the world. he died, of course, but was returned with new purpose.

>yfw Tolkien said that Eru tripped Gollum to make him fall into the lava
What a dick.

>>79343062
wew

>>79330172

I'm Isildur's heir, not Isildur himself

>>79332000
>>79332183
Gollum is a skinny guy.

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>>79332015

>>79344489
The same heat flows into my head. The same weakness.

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>>79332015

>>79343357
Makes more sense when you look at it from a Christian perspective. Frodo had done the best that any mortal could be asked to do, resisting the Ring for as long as he could, but ultimately failing at the last hurdle. Since it would be impossible for Frodo to destroy the Ring himself, but given the fact that he had tried his best, God intervenes for the final step.

>>79342675
dwarfs keep to them selves, even amongst their own kind.

they also have longer lifespans than humans.

the last Gimli knew the place was thriving, which could have been 30years ago.

there is a timeline somewhere in LOTR in the appendix

>>79330172

I want to fucking kill you

What the fucking fuck is this

I feel like I just held in a nuclear sneeze

Fuck

These threads bring me so much joy

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>>79345053
Cast this hothead from whence he came

>>79330172
>>79331277
>>79332015
10/10.

>>79344846
>tfw tripped by god himself
Gollum, had a hard life.

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>>79330172
>>79331277
>>79332015
how does it keep happening

is there no end to this madness

>>79330172
>but the plane! nothing will crash it!
>bane will crash it
>bring out the masked head

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>>79345308
>>79332015
>>79330172

>>79342444
i fucking love this place

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>>79332015

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM9iQVO6kWs

>>79332015
good job you won the thread

>>79345964
my fucking sides

>>79343295
Is this really what happened? As a kid I took "Middle Earth" literally and assumed Gandalf fell into "Bottom Earth". I never knew how he got back

>>79334173
so underrated

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>>79330172
>>79332015

>>79330172
>DURIN'S BANE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kylnv0eTsGc

>>79346446
read the fucking book arsewipe

>>79332015

Fucking god damn it

My sides

Are sides
Right on..Sides

My sides have sided into sides. Has anyone seen my sides. I think they may be a side

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>>79342675
Moria was not just the mine, it was an entire ancient realm long ago where dwarves and elves were good friends. It was rich beyond measure because it was the only source of Mithril.

but in their greed to mine it, the dwarves basically discovered hell and Moria was destroyed and forced to scatter. Not even the neighboring elves were spared this wrath and they held the dwarves responsible for this forever.

Gimli was hoping to find his father Gloin's friend, Balin, who lead an expedition there a few years after the events in The Hobbit to retake and hopefully rebuild the glory of moria years and years ago. It should have been better conveyed in the movie, it's true-

but Moria was ancient. thousands of years old. on the bright side, almost every thing that happens in around moria in the book is right there in the movie - jackson did a pretty good job. except them running back out of the tomb and getting surrounded.

>>79332015
Tell me about the Witch King. Why does he wear the mask?

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Meme me a meme.

>>79347773
but we have no memes for dank times, or big guys.

>>79345254
He was a murderer. With no remorse

>>79331277
KEK

>>79331277
>Beware that Grima Wormtongue, Fredo. I once knew a man similar to him by the name of Alfrid Lickspittle that I met during my adventure to the Lonely Mountain. He was present during The Battle of the Five Armies, but instead of fighting with the men he instead dressed as a woman so he could go around stealing coins and other pieces of treasure. He would hide the coins he stole inside of a corset which created the illusion of him having breasts. It was quite humorous seeing him adjust his coin-boobs the same way a woman would if she was wearing an uncomfortable brazier, jingling and jangling all the while... When we found out what he was doing we tied him up in a burlap sack and hung him from a catapult. We let him keep the coins for some reason though. They were still hidden in his corset/bra. However, one of the coins sliped out of his corset and fell on the catapult lever, causing the catapult to launch him right inside of a troll's mouth just as the troll was about to defeat our good friend and ally Gandalf. Yes, the same wise and powerful wizard that you and I both know was nearly vanquished by a simple troll after his staff quit working because the emerald in it went bad. Turns out that's the source of his power. A little emerald in the top part of his staff. He must have gotten a new one since then because I don't think he's ever had the problem again. We never found out what happened to Alfrid Lickspittle after he was launched from that catapult. He likely was killed along with the troll. He was a good friend

>>79348509
Why should your memes not be fit for my halls

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>>79348990

>>79343059
kek

>>79346446
Yeah, the book makes it sound fucking sweet.
He basically fights the Balrog nonstop for 10 days while chasing it through Lovecraft's version of Hell.

>>79348996
Reddit's behind the world ahead,
And there are many memes it's said,
Through shitposts to the dankest memes
Until they have all been seen

Memes and shitposts
Pepe and Bane
All shall meme
All shall... meme

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>>79345964

>>79332015

Shire Baggins, I'm Nazgul

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>>79332015
>have we started the fire?
>yes, the fire rises..
>*autistic screeching*

Can someone explain the origin of this meme to me? Seems pretty fresh.

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You're an enormous male

>Whites? Whites are weak. The Blood of the Master Race is all but spent, its pride and dignity forgotten. It is because of Whites the Jew survives. I was there, Tyrone. I was there six million years ago. I was there the day the strength of the White People failed.