>this guy has been laid >you havent How does he do it?

I have mental problems so I can't into gf and have to remain a virgin forever.

>>79329379
Oh c'mon. I've been diagnosed (while trying to act normal) with depression, extreme social anxiety, adhd, and bipolar 1. I also have extreme anger issues. I've been laid plenty of times by a respectable number of women.... All of this coming AFTER I was a 20 year old virgin.

Just put yourself out there and lower your standards a little bit.... If you try and charm 50 women, at least one will say yes. I don't care who you are. Those that disagree haven't tried......

>>79329522
>>79329379

You need to be physically attractive and most people here aren't willing to put in the tiniest amount of effort to do so.

Combine that with artificially high standards and poor social skills and you have a perfect sotrm of guaranteed celibacy.

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>>79329522
no i'm too fucked up to do that.

>>79329742
>You need to be physically attractive and most people here aren't willing to put in the tiniest amount of effort to do so.
this ain't even a problem, I look good enough and my hygiene isn't a problem either.
I have other more serious problems.

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>>79329339
This guy was married

>>79329339
What's funny is that its actually incredibly easy if you aren't insanely autistic. A fews years ago I found a job after being a NEET for a bit and I had a poo in loo interested in me within a couple months. She offered me rides, wanted to help each other with classes, ect. So long as you have (or at least feign) a decent amount of confidence and don't sperg out you can get a gf too anons.

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>>79330926
impossible for me

I've been laid though.

>>79329379
>Excuses.

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>>79331155
that ain't an excuse

>>79331286
Of course it is

>>79330926
No, its impossible for me. I'm 26 years old and have disfigurements that can only be fixed with money.

Its a lost cause.

>>79330926
More like
>it's incredibly easy if your standards are low enough to date poo in loos

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>>79330913
>>79331323

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>>79331318
no it isn't

I'm too much bothered with my mental problems so I can't get a gf, they also can instantly tell that something is wrong with me and keep their distance.

Try being gay, I could have gotten some in high school but I'm pretty sure everyone else had AIDS, sypholis, herpes, etc so I avoided any romantic relationship, only a had a online boyfriend but I think he died or went to prison because he hasn't been online since 2010.

I am absolutely retarded in social situations. And I have a really bad stutter. People usually just bust out laughing before I can even get a word out

>>79331370
So basically the show is not about rape, but how consent don't matter if it's underage?

Because nobody can realistically picture that bumbling cane guy as a rapist come on what the fuck is he gonna do fall down and break his arm at you

>>79331407
I do this all the time with online 'relationships', I just fuck off and change accounts when I'm bored enough of someone and let them conjure up whatever narrative they want

I just like being alone in my room.

>>79329339
I have practically no confidence and completely unearned ridiculously high standards for women.
The most autistic combination possible.

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>>79329339
>commute on public transport daily
>see literal troglodytes with multiple kids running around
Can you imagine some poor cunt let him stick his prick in her? At this point, I'd rather be alone.

>>79331495
I have a friend that knew this dude in high school, I never knew him or anything, but he was an autistic dude, severely autistic. Who was very similar to that guy.

He was friends with some girl at the time, and they would hang out because she felt bad for him. He ended up holding down that girl and raping her one evening. Her parents even came out shortly into it to hear it her screaming and ran up stairs to stop him.

It was a fucked up situation. People like that are still aware of the world and their condition and still can take drastic measures.

>>79331765
Yeah but being an autistic sperg is a behavior thing, the guy in the webm looks like he's physically incapable of even touching a conscious person

>>79329339
I don't even fear of my first sexual encounter (if it ever happens), it's just benis in bagina any retard can do it.

What I fear the most is my first kiss, seems like it's instictive to everyone else but me.
If I never saw the act of kissing in public/movies I would never probably even attempt to do that, it seems so alien to me.

I have autistically overanalysed my situation so much that if a kiss ever happens, it will be the most manual interaction in my whole life.

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>>79331678
yea like I watched 10/10s for over a decade and now I should go out and get some 2/10 single mom which is fat ugly and disgusting?

even if you get that 10/10, what if she undresses but is a roastie or has ugly nipples?
fucking disgusting man, then you have to get rid of that and suffer through annoying drama.

I'm also so far behind the rest that its not worth it to even try to bother.

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>>79331361
It's only natural to want to save those cuties from a life of rape and pooing on corner street

>>79331860
While true, I mean the guy that raped that girl was very much like the dude in that webm. A little better off, but not by much at all.

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>>79331935
>>79331935
>>79331935
>>79331935
>>79331935
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GUYS?

>>79331956
Looks too much like my little cousin, do not want.

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>>79331990

>>79332053
>>79331935
Is she legal?

>>79332082
no human is illegal

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>>79332082
yes, actually she is 26 but cunt kinda didn't hit the wall yet but is approaching fast

>>79332156
I just wanted to go to the beach?

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ha ha jokes on you I have lots of sex and it's all meaningless and makes me feel even more empty afterwards

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>>79332179

>>79332179
there is no way she is 26. at least not when she made these

>>79332191
same bro

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>>79332232

New episode when?

>>79329522
>>Oh c'mon. I've been diagnosed (while trying to act normal) with depression, extreme social anxiety, adhd, and bipolar 1. I also have extreme anger issues. I've been laid plenty of times by a respectable number of women.... All of this coming AFTER I was a 20 year old virgin.

>>Just put yourself out there and lower your standards a little bit.... If you try and charm 50 women, at least one will say yes. I don't care who you are. Those that disagree haven't tried......

How do you go from small talk and becoming acquaintances to fucking these women?

I cant ever get passed small talk or being friends.
And when i try to hint at more it either comes out cringey or they dont wanna talk anymore

>>79332276
well who is she? if she is at least 18 is she up on xvideos or anything?

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>>79332374
>Maria Ryabushkina
just google I guess

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>>79332342
i will never be a whole person

>>79332471
Oh shit you are right.

Shes all over xvideos.

How does she look like a 14 year old? I mean she really has the structure and skin and face of one

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>>79332589
good genes maybe?

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>sex is something to brag about

>>79329522
>If you try and charm
I have no idea how to "charm" a woman

>>79332589
>How does she look like a 14 year old?
She looks 22 to me. Where the hell are you from?

>>79329339
>he fell for the 4chan is exclusively virgins meme

What is this, 2006?

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>>79332191
>>79332342
>>79332533

>tfw you just can't help but squeeze a 15 minute discussion about Power Rangers or Transformers right at the end of the podcast even though you're already an hour over.

Why do normies feel the need to tell themselves that anyone can get laid?

>>79332705
Why did Tom Cruise feel the need for speed?

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>>79332705
Help them believe they have problems anywhere near the magnitude we face

>>79332638
>tattoo

AAAND DROPPED.

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Nearly one year into wizardhood

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>>79333183
I try to blend it out mentally

>>79332638
>>79332638
WHAT DOES HER PUSY LOOK LIKE

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>>79333864

>>79332359
>>79332653

Be a fake version of yourself. Play to their ego. Find common ground.

For example. Talk about movies, but when they inevitably like something pleb. Don't belittle them, agree with them.

Charming anyone is basically stroking someone's ego. Think like a sociopath.

It sounds autistic as fuck, but I used to just treat people like sims

"Talk about movies"
"Talk about music"
"Compliment"
"Make a joke"

>>79334432
i understand that part but how do you cross from having fun conversation and stroking their ego to getting to fuck them?

How long do you go talking until u can reach that romantic point?
Ive done the agreeing with plebs and stroke their ego but i cant ever cross to ask them out without it coming off as cringey or desperate or weird

>>79332359
You don't need to know someone to fuck them though, unless you're one of those people with standards

>>79334691
Do u just meet them anonymously and fuck?
How

>>79331876
nah, i felt the same way until i finally kissed a girl last year (22) it's seriously brainless and basically impossible to fuck up

>>79332705
Because they want you to get laid.

>>79334710
Clubbing, tinder, wherever you think you could get laid while talking as little as possible

Clothes matter a lot in this situation though, and as long as you don't go full spaghetti you'll be fine, and if you're worried about your performance just say something like 'it's been a while' to hint for her to take the lead

>>79329522
Fuck off normie

NEW EPISODES WHEN???

LAST 2 NEW EPISODES WHEN???

FUCK YOU CHRIS!!!

>>79331876
First kiss just have to be quick.
Like a smooch. Doesnt have to last more than 15 seconds.
Dont worry about it. Just plant a quick smooch on a girl. Then later u can make out

>>79332276
Those tits are fucking sad, man.

>>79332705
makes me want to blow my brains out i cant stand it

>>79334961
So i go clubbing, say hi to a girl, start dancing.
Tell her i like her? Shes hot?
How do u go from dancing to going home to fuck?

>>79334519
You have to be very attractive but there is nothing wrong with trying and being rejected. I mean personally the only time it happened for me, there was a lot of liquor involved, so it was more her idea, not mine.

>>79335154
>>there was a lot of liquor involved, so it was more her idea, not mine.

But thats rape (according to sjw now)
Thats kinda scary

>>79335128
It's useless to make up a script because it never works, just improvise

It's better if you have a friend who's even more autistic

>>79334986

An episode came out on Tuesday.

https://youtu.be/7k8r8Lm96o4

>>79335391
How come there weren't any threads on this?

Is Fedora /ourguy/ the last boss?

>>79335444

There were at least 2 threads. I think people just lost interest though because this episode took way too long to come out.

Yeah fedora guy is the last one. Chris mentioned him in an interview recently so it will come out eventually.

>>79331370
GANGSTA WALKING TO DAT PUSSY

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>tfw 19
>17 yo wants the d

God fucking damnit.

>>79335315
I didnt mean a script and i understand you have to improvise
But like in your case what do u do to get them to want to fuck?
How do u make that move?

>>79334961
tfw I tried the "it's been a while" thing the last time I was about to bring a girl home and she replied with "don't worry we're not gonna have sex"

Still worth it for the hand stuff and dry humping I guess but I felt both like a highschooler and a massive sperg

So do you go for the first move or wait for them to do it?

Because I have trouble reading when people want something from you.

>>79336044
>>So do you go for the first move or wait for them to do it? Because I have trouble reading when people want something from you.

Same here. Same problem

When i think they like me or are flirting they i read them wrong.

And then women i thought hated me end up telling a friend they wanted to date me.

What a bunch of retards