Is he the worst actor ever.... Or does he's movies just stink?

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>>79325881
EASY

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>>79325881

This man is an American/Russian/Japanese/Slavic hero! You watch your damn mouth!

>>79325881
>Or

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>>79325881
>Thinking Seagal movies are bad

Gas yourself.

>>79325995
I thought he was Italian

>>79325881
kys

he did some good movies and then he got fat and did many low budget, repetitive and bad movies

>>79325881
you're just a pleb

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>>79325995
isn't he african american?

>>79326403
>that form

>>79325881
please just end it now if you can't enjoy watching Hard To Kill why carry on?

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>>79325881
You're just jealous of his badassery

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>>79325881
Tis kino

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>>79326688
>Italian
>Japanese
>Native-American
>Russian
>Mongolian

he used to be big. nobody ever considered his work to be anything other than some guy who knew martial arts and did action flicks. he was part of that weird era where you had guys who couldn't act, but knew martial arts and starred in films. actors like wesley snipes and jean claude van damme

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Just a reminder that Seagull wanted to star in and direct a Ghenghis Khan biopic.

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>>79326972
He's still big

>>79326874
that can't be in the film
lmfao

what was that movie with the spooky voodoo guy and an hilarious figh tscene where he throws an obvious dummy down an elevator shaft

>>79326428
>>79326688
>>79326951

Master Seagal is a godlike deity, he transcends race, religion and mortal shape

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>>79327026

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RUjPz7BKjlM

>>79327025
putin is wearing 5 inch lifts lmao

>>79326403
His first couple of movies are classics. Anyone who thinks they are bad is a legit faggot. The fight scenes are brutal as fuck, like they should be, I don't care if you think he can't fight in real life but it's a movie and they make that shit realistic. None of this hitting a dude 50 times, it's fuck you I'm breaking bones and stopping you quick.

>>79325881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7UTzH7tv4Y

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>>79325995
>>79326428
>>79326688

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Why is he so great?

>>79326814
he's so fucking gay

>>79327467
imagine if "that guy" from your class at school bullshitted his way into a fairly successful hollywood career.

>>79325881
>does he's movies

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PUNANI
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>>79327799
why is he wearing shooting glasses in a wedding?

>>79327025
Seagal vs Putin.
Who would win?

>>79326951
Did he transplant his pubes on his head? Because that hair looks weird as shit.

>>79325881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_cKAadvooQ

>>79328001
Never let your guard down when you're Steven Seagal.

>>79327799
Supreme classy actor senpai

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>>79328001
Seagal has to be ready at all times

>a stylist who fitted him for a tuxedo for the Academy Awards once said, "I had to tailor the tux around two giant guns. He said he needed 'cover' in case 'they' rushed the stage on him. Who 'they' were, I have no idea.'"

>>79328231
Ded

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>>79328280
The most surprising thing in this statement is that he went to the Academy Awards at least once. What the hell were he doing there, and why would he have a chance to be on the stage?

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Steven is the perfect actor to portrait Simo Hayha

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>>79328447
He was dead sure that he would get an Oscar for directing On Deadly Grounds

>>79328539
>seagal_surrounded_by_his_trophy_bearers.jpg

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>>79328613
makes sense since he needed his both hands free at all times in case he needed to reach out for his 1911's

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>>79325995
>be a cop
>get to eat sushi all the time
>tfw you missed out

>>79328447

Celebrities get invited to the Academy Awards every year. It is not just the nominees that get invited anon...

It is puzzling to me that I have to explain you this.

>>79326972

> Wesley Snipes

> Can't act

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>>79329914
He's not a bad actor. He just wont open his eyes

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Seagal has the best movie posters

>>79331392
steven doesn't even have to look where he's shooting at

>>79328447
he was there on a top secret mission as a bodyguard

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>>79328447

>>79329418
>implying seagal would ever go to an event celebrating anyone but him

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>>79331625
True badass

>>79326403
>fights an old man that can barely lift his sword

>>79332247
>part 1

>>79327467
>blister on lip

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BIOPIC PLEASE

>>79332295
Seagal is at least 10 years older.

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>>79328466
only a mongol hero can portray another mongol hero

>>79327094
it just keeps going on and ON AND ON JESUS CHRIST

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>>79325881
It's not everyday that some cartoon makes a reference of him, tho

>>79328466
>tall
>mongol looking
>small mouth

He sure as shit doesn't look anything like him.

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>>79328466
I dont see it

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>>79333758
I bet they will cast that 5'2" little guy Cruise to play Häyhä

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>>79325881
D R O P P E D
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>implying sensei seagal has ever made a movie that was not kino

I mean, the artistic merit of scenes such as this are unrivaled in the world of film.

https://youtu.be/BAG_EkEcofI?t=1m34s

Post the wemb where he fights some mma guy.

>>79327195
>those nicknames
he wrote that himself didnt he

>>79329418
So what you're trying to say is...Brendan Fraser still gets invited to the Academy Awards?

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Is there any other actors / celebs who used to work for CIA before becoming famous

>>79337111
most likely

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kek

>>79332509
why are there always .38 special +p casings on his covers

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>>79337324
Custom made Infinity that fires 38 Specials

>>79337402
but why tho
there are so many better choices

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>>79337571
He was CIA. He is a Reserve deputy Chief Sheriff. He trains Russians and Serbian commandos. He hangs out with ex KGB Putin.

I'm sure he knows what he's doing

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>>79337288
did he autographed his own copies? Jesus Christ, this man is really the number 1 fan of himself

Does anyone have the webm where he's moving through a hall and with the way he's moving it looks like he's riding a skateboard or something?

>>79337927
He's probably a pro level skater too

does anyone have the link to the website shitting on him all the time
that stuff was hilarious

>>79326403

He literally just shows up on set and plays make believe with weapon props...which is fucking awesome. He can only get away with it though.

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>>79338034
Don't you know he's the one who taught the legendary 900º spin to Tony Hawk?

On the post-interview, TH said: "First of all I wanna thank Steve, my skateboarding sensei"

>>79326972
>implying JCVD can't act

anon please

>>79338102
sadly cant find it either but im pretty sure it was just an article on some site that pulls apart all his lies and bullshit

>>79327122
>aikido
>brutal
pick one

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*teleports behind illegal alien*

>>79338577
>>79338102
https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/the-ridiculousness-of-steven-seagal-part-1/

https://theflyingguillotine.wordpress.com/2011/08/17/ridicuousness-seagal-part-2/

80's Seagal was cool. I still have fond memories of Hard to Kill.

Mid-90's and onward Seagal aged badly, got fat and made himself look like a freak with that awful Japanese samurai-style hair transplant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr_Lah_7sew

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>>79338850
>But the coup de gras of Seagal’s sexist belligerence was the revelation that he had been trafficking sex slaves after a former assistant, Kayden Nguyen, alleged that he sexually assaulted her and kept two young Russian girls in his residence to indulge in his every sexual need 24/7.
what the fuck

>>79339350
While possibly the most revolting, vomit-inducing imagery that could ever be conjured up, the idea that Seagal probably develops lactating nipples every time he gets an erection just furthers his status as the world’s most ridiculous man.

>>79339413
>*

that shit had me laughing so hard i forgot to greentext it

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WHAT HAPPEN

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>>79339738

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>It’s come to the point where oftentimes Seagal even has to have a VOICE double because his hushed, mumbled and often improvised (didn’t read the script) dialogue is regularly indecipherable. Here’s a scene from ‘Attack Force’ with the worst dubbing since 70’s kung fu flicks:

https://youtu.be/3YXl5uh2CLs

This is honestly ridiculous.

>>79339895
its like he is doing it on purpose

>>79326814
This guy just looks like a robot slowly deteriorating.

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*Blocks your path*

>>79339895
amazing, pure kino scene

>>79328466
what the fuck is that wig made of

>>79340972
play dough

>>79325995
Now I'm hungry.

>>79326403
>the asian president dude from Rush Hour has fallen this far as an actor

>>79327038
Marked for death I think could be wrong though

>>79334698
DROPPED

>>79340972
looks like asbestos

>>79334698
That means he's NOT Jewish. Dummy.

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Seagal is a joke

fat seagal is pretty amusing, I like when he fights guys while sitting down in a chair

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>>79325881
and 1, and 2 and 123
and 1, and 2 and 123
and 1, and 2 and 123

>>79339895

Who' the chocolate qt?

>>79339413
I do not believe this is true

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>>79340972

Kevlar. Seagal's gotta be ready. You never know when they're gonna shoot you in the top of your head, or charge in while you're having sex and try to shoot your dick off.

Can someone explain to me what is actually going on with his hair? It's the absolute oddiest looking thing I've seen. Can he not get a decent hair system? What the fuck is on his head?

>>79325881
Oh but the hand speed tho....

>>79346283
The man has the self awareness of a bath sponge. You're talking about a man who was once involved in a raid of a man suspected of cockfighting, so he of course drove a tank (yes, a tank) through the front wall of the guy's house. The raid resulted in the deaths of 115 chickens and a puppy. Keep in mind that this was a guy who was fighting roosters, not some dangerous terrorist.

I watched contract to kill recently. It was bland.

what movie was it again where he got gassed by walking like 15 steps? I think that's the movie with the fucking birthday

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Why haven't you tried his energy drink yet? Its like you don't even want to snatch the punani.

>>79336612
do matt and trey just hire people to scrounge up shitty memes and put them in the show now?

>>79325881
No. He's the cook

>>79326403
Ayyy it's Consul Han.

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>>79326688

>>79348107
Kek that file name

>>79349268
what a fucking jackass

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>>79349308
>1911A1 is superior weapon that can shoot down helicopter because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth.

>>79348107
baadmaan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUoVx7qDBzE

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>>79325881
90's was peak seagal, now he just tries way too hard to be a badass

[breathes heavily]

>no Bobby Lupo ITT
Sad!

>>79337762
Steven is best operator.