>tfw midichlorians to high to be a jedi or a sith

>>79314307
>tfw midichlorians to high to get a gf

This place is a disease

That doesn't even make any sense in the context of the lore of the universe. Even if we discount that most of the extended universe is no longer canon we still can't ignore the fact that a midichlorian count that high would lead you to get discovered by at least one party and you'd be forced to join them.

>>79314362
How would they even find them. What if they were to intelligent to be discovered

>>79314388
Just because they have a high count doesn't mean they're smart. No where in the canon of Disney's® Star Wars® does it mention there is a correlations between intelligence and midichlorian count

>>79314448
>tfw to smart to be force-sensitive

>>79314844
Stfu

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>>79314410
>>79314698

>>79314362
When do Jedis (((force))) you?

>>79314410
>>79314698
WEW, I didn't know Emma had nudes

>tfw too smart for force to even bind you

>last 3 movies I've watched I went to make a thread about them
>each time there was already a thread about them
>realize this is a plot against my sanity

I see you, anon. I don't know who you are but I see you. I know what you're doing and I will find you and I will stop you. I'm telling you right now, end this or I will end you.