/got/ general

When did it all start to go downhill lads?

I'm finally back bros...after long last...

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

>>79308310
If Jaime is going north at the end of season seven, what do you expect from him in the final six episodes of season eight? Do you expect him to die in the north? Will he kill the Night King?

Remember when these generals used to not be dead?

>>79309036
Generals are dead
Books are dead
Show is dead

>>79308322
Right around New Year's.

>>79309434
Stannis is very dead

>>79310688
Stannis in the books is not dead yet

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>>79309434
Show miraculously comes back to life in a couple months.

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FROM THE DUSTY MESA

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>>79308310
Can anyone explain this armor? It looks almost like gold, but gold would be horrible armor because the metal is so soft.

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>>79310795
HER LOOMING SHADOW GROWS

>watched the whole series like 7 times last year
>don't give a remote fuck about it now

pushing Season 7 back to summer was a mistake

>>79310838
Ned and Cat?

And it's just gold plated

>>79310838
jaime's armor is gilded gold. his sword too.

>>79310838
It's supposed to be gilded steel.

>>79310838
Most of the technology is based on the Renaissance era. At that time European armorers were using Japanese lacquering techniques to dye or gild their armors many colors.

What are your season rankings?

1. S1
2. S2
3. S3
4. S4
5. S5
6. S6

These are unironically mine

>>79311407
4 > 1 > 2 > 3 > 6 > literal shit > 5

>>79311407
4 > 3 > 2 = 6 > 1 >>> Most of Season 5 >>> literal shit >>> S5 Cogman's Dorne storyline

>>79311407
1>2=3=4>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5=6

>>79312167
Stannis in the beginning of S5 was great.

>>79312167
>season 6 is better than season 1
spotted the jontard normie

>>79312919
Season 5 was fine until they killed off Barristan.

>>79312934
>season 6 is better than season 1
Only marginally.

>spotted the jontard normie
Nope.

>>79312976
what did you like in S6?
literally every story arc is nonsensical or shit ( most are both ).

>>79313043
>what did you like in S6?
Would need to rewatch to get a refresher but here's most of it:

Daenerys's storyline finally going somewhere
seeing the dragons in action
Bran's visions stuff
Brotherhood Without Banners returning
High Sparrow finally dying
Arya's plotline going somewhere(even if the retarded director completely botched end of the Braavos section)

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Posting again since last thread died early.
What are some scenes in the books/show that made your eyes watery, /got/?

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>>79308357
>tfw death of innocence

>>79313517
>Even in the dark room, Bran could feel his brother’s smile. “And afterward, we’ll ride north to see the Wall. We won’t even tell Jon we’re coming, we’ll just be there one day, you and me. It will be an adventure.”

>“An adventure,” Bran repeated wistfully. He heard his brother sob. The room was so dark he could not see the tears on Robb’s face, so he reached out and found his hand. Their fingers twined together.
;_________________________;

>>79313517
>show
I hear some people got a bit teary at Grey Wind's death, but that aside... I don't see how you could get very emotional with anything on the show.

They're terrible at making anything very emotional (among all other things they're terrible at).

Even without image, without music (which, lets face it, is usually half what brings people emotions in heavy scenes), the books gets more out of these scenes than the show ever did.

>>79313653
gay

>>79313871
heartless

>>79313842
like Ygritte's death...
In the books there's like a line about it, that's it. Still made me feel more than on the show, despite how they tried really hard to make it a feel-heavy scene ( then ruined it all with Olly's nod ).

And Ygritte was my waifu on the show too. Yet her death didn't do shit because the scene was very bad. And Ygritte was turned into a meme at this point too with the 360noscope 30-0KDR shit.

>>79313523
Awwww. How ironic. This sounds like something book bran would say. Literally perfect casting

>>79308348
shut up

stop pretending you guys have lives

>>79313517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM7yDAf34vQ&t=2s

I cri evertim

http://grrm.livejournal.com/520414.html

IT'S

FUCKING

OUT

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>>79313653

ED IS DEAD

http://grrm.livejournal.com/520498.html

>>79313871
>t. woman

OMg I can't wait for le witty imp and le gormless bastard to join forces and become total bros in the norf
Thank u D&D

>>79308310
Azor Jaime.

>>79311407
>S1
power gap
>S2 = S3
huge power gap
>S4 = S6
>S5

>>79316520
S4 was better than S6
we still had a nice comfy KL storyline in S4 at least, even with the retarded bug smashing scene

>>79311407
2 > 3 > 1 > 4 > 6 > 5

>>79308900
One thing I think even D&D understand is Jaimes story is one of redemption. So I expect him to be ultra good boy Gary Stu jr to really slap it in the viewers face Jamie is a good boi now. Then he dies.

>>79316598
But why the willy wonka 'i stilla wanna fuck my sista' sideshow arc on the way to redemption.

>>79311407
S1>S3>S2>S4>S6>Simpsons seasons 10-30>S5

>>79315831
I hope George learns from this experience.

>failing health
>fantasy and scifi fan author
>wild cards writer
>liked going to cons
>hugos

>>79313523
God that kid is so fucking light in the loafers he is going to float away.

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>>79313842
>D&D take this serious emotional scene and turn it into "lol edmure is incompetent"
why though

>>79316611
they're holding out his redemption for the last two seasons. they've set some groundwork and potential for it but thats about it.
probably to make it less obvious to normies

>>79316771
Because in the end the Riverlands will never be ruled by weak men again.

They'll be ruled by Sansa, YAAASSSS QUEEN

>>79313517
I cried when Dany had the black water shits in the dothraki sea because GRRM is such an artist with words I felt like I was having an abortion while I was reading it.

>>79311407
1 > 3 > 2 > 4 > 5 > 6 I guess. The last two are so fucking bad that I don't really want to remember them though.

>>79313517
Not cry but I get chills every time I read Jamie's recollection of Aerys raping Rhaella and chewing her breasts bloody. Jamie's says something like like "we are supposed to protect her too" and one of the other kings guard says "not from him." I don't know why but that highly disturbs me. I guess it's just heavy handed highlight of the fact that no one is ever truly safe in our story.

>>79316758
He wrote that tweet when he was 10, don't be mean

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>Jon Snow hears from an unknown source that Baelish is the reason why Ned Stark died and is preparing to prosecute him
>Sansa warns Littlefinger and asks him to prepare his men and that Jon is out to get him
>Sansa however tells Peter that she knows that Peter is the reason for all her misfortune, but spares him for all the things he did for her
>A maester then warns Baelish not to trust Sansa
>Littlefinger prepares to leave winterfell with the knights of the vale
>Jon Snow corners them
>Vale vs North skirmish
>Littlefinger escapes in a nearby carriage
>sees Sansa outside Winterfell wanting to go with him
>Littlefinger asks for the carriage to stop and fetches Sansa
>they walk toward the carriage
>Sansa is behind Littlefinger
>she wraps her arms around his neck and a valyrian dagger to his throat
>"I did warn you not to trust her"
>Sansa pulls out her face
>its fucking Arya all along

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>>79317173
>DABID THEY FOUND THE SCRIPT SHUT IT DOWN

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>>79316854
that's right

SANSA "THE MIND TRICK QUEEN" STARK, RIGHTFUL QUEEN OF WESTEROS

>>79317408
Womb or doom

>>79309434
Jaqen is dead

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you fuckers better not let this thread die like the last one

>>79319040
all threads must die

>>79319225
but we are not threads

>>79319314
kek

>>79319225
Valrhead Morghulis

>>79316678
brutal

>>79309434

Season seven is gonna break all the records set on tv and even cinema is shaking.

And season eight is even more of an spectacle!

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bump

Pls don't let the general dies lads
I need somewhere to vent my autism

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>>79321645
You need Jaqen H'ghar to vent your autism.

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>>79320539
Dump

>>79308900
it pisses that its because Cersei doesnt listen to Mary Snuh and not her doing what he killed the mad king for trying to do.

>>79310776
wish he was brown benn plumm that actor is underrated.

>>79311407
S1
S2
S3
S4
S5-S6

>kills Mance because he disagrees with burning him
>is fine with Dany burning the Tarlys

t. D&D

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>>79323282
Fucking 4channers

>>79319765
>$.0001 has been deposited to your bank account

>>79324308
and who
are you

>>79325213
No one

>>79310704
>we will never get to see Based Bobby B in his prime on the Ruby Ford fighting Rhaegar
>we will never get to witness those rubies fall from Rhaegar's breastplate
brb, drinking the the Tears of Lys.

>>79313653
I don't remember this. When did this happen? It's been forever since I read the books.

>>79325482
before Robb left WF in Agot

>>79325836
Ah. I was going to say, I'm pretty sure they never meet again after Robb leaves Winterfell.

It really has been too long since I read the books. I hate being one of those faggots that say "ACKSHUALLY the books are way better!" but it is real in this case desu...

>>79308310
bran warged the lannister soldier that stabbed eddard in the back of the leg to distract jaime from killing him resulting in jaime losing the opportunity to cut ned down due to witnesses

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>>79313523
>he will never plant a tree in my name

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>Game of Thrones is ending

>Obama is out of the White House

>Trump is the leader of the free world

Truly we live in the greatest timeline

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>>79325967
>Ah. I was going to say, I'm pretty sure they never meet again after Robb leaves Winterfell.

That's what makes it so sad

predict the ending lads

>>79327294
king/hand of the king Tyrion flys back on a dragon back to Casterly rock and says Now I am Lord of the rock.

>>79327294
Sam presenting his now finished book to the new monarch, King Eddard Targaryen

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our Maisie

>>79328246
is a whorre

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Are Bloodraven and the children the Bene Gesserit of ASOIAF?

>>79328246
maise is anal

I'm so happy we are getting a new Targ story this year. Princess and the Queen and The Rouge Prince are better than our main series. Exciting shit actually happens in them in a timely manner. They stand alone and are complete.

>>79328246
Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.

im rewatching it right now and i forgot how much i enjoyed the first 4 seasons

5 and 6 really ruined this show

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>>79326139
What the fuck happened?

>>79328993
too many lemon cakes and bbc

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>>79328918
I know it's so depressing. It's been a long time since I watched 5 all the way through and I've started it up but I just keep not being able to finish. It's so fucking cringe worthy and baffling.

>Tfw you will never be able to pass justice on D&D for there season 5&6 crimes.

>>79328993
She's cute and funny.

>fork and European light socket jpg.

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I miss ramsay

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I miss roose

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I miss Bobby B

I miss literally anyone that isn't part of the current cast

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Hello /got/.
*hiss* hehe

>>79329989
Who has the energy to care anymore?

>>79329930
i miss olly too anon

these threads are always so fucking sad

i support them because they contain you losers but still, I always feel a little bad seeing them in the catalog because there has literally, L I T E R A L L Y not been anything of substance to discuss for 8 months now

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Hey /got/

Are you tired of capeshit threads, "meme" threads, celebrity gossip threads, political threads, and porn threads?

If you're looking for Real film discussion come join us at /lbg/>>79318541 at /lbg/ we have Real film hobbyists, who have Real opinions about films we love (and hate, haha)so if that's your cup of tea, come on down.

And please, don't be an embryo.

we havent had a decent autistic argument on here in weeks.

>>79331805
We could discuss the merits of various ships.

I propose branaerys.

Hear me out.

Bran is the rightful King in the North, with Jon as Rhaegar's legitimate heir (t. D&D and George), that makes Dany a Princess, and the Pact of Ice and Fire can be fulfilled.

Bran's kids could also be dragonriders who can focus on warging other shit while they rain down dragonfire on their enemies. Bran is also deeply involved in magic and is the champion of the Old Gods like Dany is the champion of "Fire". Dany is also closer to Bran's age than Meera. And if there's a woman who knows that you can stick a finger up a guy's ass to stimulate him and will gladly do it without getting paid, it's Dany

Friendly reminder that Syrio Forel survived and is currently disguised as Meryn Trant.

>>79331941
>And if there's a woman who knows that you can stick a finger up a guy's ass to stimulate him and will gladly do it without getting paid, it's Dany

kek

>>79316758
Never heard that expression before you calling him an homo?

>>79332353
Not that anon but yes

DEA Order of the Greenhand?

It helps me get through the times where there is no new Preston and these guys make Preston look like BryndenBFish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8LmXyI1PH0&list=PLQrZpjVj947iDjS_TlUh2Skr7xMk-6EOA

>>79314481

No I won't

>>79332190
Friendly reminder that S6 Jaqen H'ghar is the same Jaqen from S2.

>>79331941
Their children would be very powerful but princesses don't scoop shit out of princes asses so I don't see how it could work.

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Jaqen H'ghar = Faceless Men = Jaqen H'ghar = The Alchemist = Pate = ???

>>79333141
>Targaryian?
>IAN

Who the fuck is that?

>>79333435
Me. It was always me

>>79331941
When will people accept Bran's dick doesn't work. If he even could get erections he couldn't feel it. THUS couldn't cum. You are worse than R+L=J deniers. If he could feel anything down there we would know because he would feel tingly in the pants about Meera. Her existence confirms his dick don't work.

>>79333494
It's TARGARYEN.

>>79333712
The House H'ghar

>>79333712
Too late. I'm an established/got/ namefag. I can't start over with a new title

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>>79333861
Jaqen and Arya's baby.

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This is little Eddgar.

>>79329989
the leak says 2 of them are killed right?
tell me they're not keeping the brown trans alive.

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>I feel like the vulgarity and emptiness of this show is filling my heart, anon. Let's stay here and talk about our favourite books before I go back on set.

>>79334943
your greentext is still shit, frogfufag

it's going to be kind of funny when the tv show is finished and grrm finally completes twow and no one cares about it anymore

>>79334943
Damn she aged poorly.

>>79334943
>No thanks Ellie that's gay and I will push you off this mountain if you say that ever again.

>Hey did you ever have the top of Kit's head repeatedly hit your chin like all the other sluts on this show?

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>>79334962
Never seen this one before. Might save it to be honest. It can be adapted for other uses.

>>79328993
bong genes + puberty

>>79334980
But it might turn out to actually be good, giving the bookfags a proper story. And then the circle will be complete

>>79334980
I know I can't wait 'till he dies and I will burn as many Wild Card books as I can get my hands on every year on top of his grave.

I wish I could get #burnwildcardsuntilwegetwinds going. That would be so funny.

>>79335106
She had clearly hit puberty by the time she was on the show m8

>>79335113
as a bookfag i doubt i'll read the next two books. i'm over the whole thing. the show is a joke now but at least it's going to give some type of conclusion without taking another decade. the last two books were shit anyway

>>79335080
I did a really shitty OC with one of these pictures a few months back where I put Kit's face on the baby.

>>79335179

Tru

>>79334943
>Ellie I barely read anymore and I fucking hate forests so no

>>79335051
>Hey did you ever have the top of Kit's head repeatedly hit your chin like all the other sluts on this show?

I don't get this one.

>>79335184
I was talking about the frogfu poster and his woodland pic and text.

>>79334452
DELETE THIS !!

>>79335230
ill give you a clue
it starts with "m" and ends with "anlet"

>>79335230
Joke being Kit is so short his head only come up to under the chin while on top of them. It was dumb joke. Sorry.

>>79335260
manlet?

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Arya and Jaqen's baby

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>>79335360
yes

>>79335397
The future of the house H'Ghar.

>>79335404
Hooray! What did i win?

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>>79335451
another (you)

>>79335260
>>79335301
Hmm. I should have caught that.

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>Saging a /got/ thread on page 10.
I look forward to it every day.

>>79335397
kek

>>79308322
I remember it being pretty good a couple of years ago.

Anybody else feels like their interest died when the spoilers were released? Like they couldn't have chosen a more cliche predictable way to end the series than Jon and Dany getting together and saving the world. I'm hoping GRRM has a diffrenent ending for a lot things

>>79325482
chapter when tyrion comes back to winterfell from the wall

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>>79334795
Beautiful. His name is Eddard.

>>79335755
It's been dying since season six ended and it was unbelievably awful. Right before season six started some episode synopsis's and screen caps of the ep's leaked and /got/ was fucking booming and we had had the Winterfell plot leak for months but it was still booming. I don't think it's just the spoilers but they certainly don't help because they suck.

>>79335836
OH FUCK ahahahahaha. Thank you anon. I lost my shit laughing. It looks like a fucking moon and it would never get over 4ft1.

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>>79335573

>>79335836
Shit i can't get over this. This kid is all cranium. It wouldn't even be able to sit up. I think they would name it Lynard.

>>79335755
Yeah my interest is almost gone. I don't think I'm going to make it to the end of S7

>>79311222

0/10

>>79334943
WIFEY

>>79335360
god youre retawded

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>>79335137

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WOAH. You have to be kidding me?! Grey eyes and everything...really makes you think...

>>79335755
>I'm hoping GRRM has a diffrenent ending for a lot things
they dont d&d and grrm never miss a chance to constantly hammer in the fact the endings will be exactly the same so, with the chracters left in the show that doesnt exacrly paint a good image does it?

>>79332449
Is he though, or is it just a meme?

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>>79336478
You tell me

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>>79336478
that particular tweet proves nothing and other anon is a tard for saying so

>>79316771
Because we don't know or care who any of the characters involved are except Cat and Robb, so they need to establish who those characters are and get the audience to feel things about them.

And without hiring actual serious and recognizable actors, you can't just put dramatic dialogue in someone's mouth and say "good enough". We don't form attachments that way. If you want it to be a serious and moving scene, despite the fact we've never seen the characters before, then it has to be something like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eWsFFQP0gA

>>79323282
Rob?

>>79308310
>Dead Like Ned
... is he?

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>>79336597
>>79336526

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>>79336526

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Was it Autism?

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>>79336840
shi-shireen?

>>79336597
Is this straight behavior?

New Preston was pretty good.

Just re-read Sam's last chapter and the comment he made about how Oldtown going to ruins would also cause a domino effect and fuck over all of the realm has me thinking. Who is going to rule Oldtown once everything is cleared up there? I can honestly see Tyrion taking the position.

Especially if you know, Tysha and his daughter are there too.

>>79337076
It was so cozy. Classic Preston and classic GOT yes plz. Watch order of the greenhand. Sorry to sound like a shill I already posted about it in this thread but I want them to catch on a little bit. I feel like they have great meme potential.

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Azor Jon!

>>79337223
Is that marb lights? Only drug addicts and hookers smoke marb lights. Do you think Rose scooted close to obscure Kit's booster chair?

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Miss you boo.

>>79337943
>defeated by edmure tully

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>you will NEVER see this scene on tv.

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Who the fuck is that dog!? There is no dog on the tv show!!!

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>>79337991
>we will never see targ shits BTFO on television because bobby's rebellion has no stronk female characters, just pregnant women sitting around doing nothing
i know they're meant to be on horses but this fanart is still cool ok

>>79335836
Do Walder and Catlyn

>>79338136
>implying they wouldnt rewrite it so the targshit mary sues btfo everyone else but like in a nice way because theyre good guys

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>>79338136
It's a super cool picture but do you have something to say to us Targs bobby bro?

>>79338276
>No "adventures of Jon Arryn and Robert Baratheon" where they go through time and Robert kills every Targaryean whoever lived atleast once

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>>79338276
only good dragonspawn is dead dragonspawn

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>>79338276
cocksuckers who needed dragons to do all their shit

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>>79338240
Like you wouldn't be king/queen by right of conquest because you have the blood of the dragon. psshhhtttt.

>>79338324
>no jon arryn and stannis baratheon KL buddy cop series

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>>79338340
>>79338375
Red god is the god of light and the only god. He is team fire.

>>79338423
I never knew how much I wanted this.

>>79338390
fartgaryens are objectively bad guys. they are the true villains of asoiaf.

Anyone else not been happy since the early season five episodes leaked and I had a couple days off work and drank non stop while watching the show before they killed him off and went full shit? I would kill someone to get to relieve watching the goat Stannis scenes while getting smashed and the warm spring air was blowing on me from the window.

>>79338340
only thing i hate about that piece is that Bobby's hammer is way too small.

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>>79338432
>the only god.

nice attempt

>>79338481
nice one all hes good for on the show is telling us that rhaegar and lyanna are snuhs parents and that they were retarded

>>79312167
my ranking is similar, but i might place s1 a bit higher

>>79338520
>only thing the red god has *allegedly* done is a party trick thats been performed at least two other times

kay

>>79338554
at least seven* other times

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>>79338463
this a big enough hammer for ya?

>>79338520
the old gods are the red god you dumbass

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>>79338591

>>79338375
>ANTLERS

>ON

>HELMET

>>79338685
it's canon that baratheons do that though

>>79338800
oh well that automatically makes it not retarded.

>>79338821
they're designed to snap off easily

>>79308310
Is Jaime, dare I say it, /our guy/?

>>79338276
>>79338324
>tfw no one rez'ed Rhaegar after the Trident just so Robert could kill him again every night

>>79338276
>Aenys the weakling
>Aegon II the Usurper kinslayer fuck
>Baelor the bitchboy
Bobby would fucking shit on all those targs

The conqueror, cruel, concilliator, the young dragon, and dragonbane would all make bobby their bitch, though

>>79339057
Rhaegar is going to come back as a wight, and this will cause Robert to smash out of his tomb and walk to the Trident to kill him once again.

>>79339096
lets be real here, without the dragon crutch targ shits would be btfo by just about anyone

>>79339096
Only on top of their dragons.

>>79339057
if i was bobby i would not have allowed rhaegar to be cremated i would have dragged his corpse to kl and thrown it over the wall or pissed on it in front of Aerys and then when the war was over hang his skull/body up on the wall where the dragon heads used to be

>King Aerys did allow for trials, of a sort. Lord Rickard Stark demanded a trial by battle, and the king granted his request. Rickard dressed for battle, but Aerys declared fire to be the champion of House Targaryen. He had Rickard suspended from the rafters in the throne room, where his pyromancers, Rossart amongst them, kindled a blaze beneath the Lord of Winterfell. Brandon Stark was brought in as well, and placed in a Tyroshi strangling device, while a longsword was placed just outside his reach. Brandon was allowed to try and free his father, but the more he struggled to reach the sword, the tighter the cord around his neck became. Brandon strangled himself in an attempt to reach the sword and save his father, while Lord Rickard cooked in his armor.


Threadly reminder that this is literally Lyanna Stark's fault.

>>79339330
>let's go tell the crazy king that we want to kill his son
>lol Brandon, that's a great idea

Fucking hotheads

>>79339392
fuck off lyannafag

>>79338448
No one relates?

>>79339144
>>79339115
Maegor was a better warrior than Robert.

The Dragonknight would similarly have zero problems murderin robert 10/10 times

>"there are no men like me" - jaime lannister
>"brandon stark was sorta like me" - jaime lannister in the same chapter
what did he mean by this

>>79339448
B+L=J?

>>79339668
end your life

>>79337003
Iidunno how kids act today, maybe he just grew up around women. Has anyone actually asked him? Or has he ever said he was gay?

>>79339692
Feeling cucked again Bobby?

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>>79336597
>that picture with liam

>>79339392
fuck ooff he was pissed because that sissy little bitch Rhaegar thought he could go prancing around doing what he wanted without repercussions. He was such a coward he hid for an entire year, he deserved to be pissed on for that.

>>79340001
>his emotions led to his capture and death cause he decided to fuck with crazy

Sounds like a hothead to me.

>>79340046
If i was Brandon I would have pulled a Sopranos and started offing his close people as a consequence instead of going to kl

Remember when people thought Arya would kill Melly?

Good times.

>>79341145
>Remember when people thought Arya would kill Melly?
kek, remember when people thought Davos would?

>>79341145
Remember when people thought her and Arya would meet again because Melly said so?

D&D sure don't

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>>79338481
Red God is trying to smash the others and the children. He is good. Bran is a slave to evil. Sucks to be him.

>>79338520
kek. good one.

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To have this in your house! Ahahaha. No! What a joke.

>>79338481
if he's a god why can't he walk?

checkmate branfag

>>79308322
I know the exact moment. The EXACT moment.

When Locke chopped off Jaime's hand and it smash cut to a rock version of The Bear and the Maiden Fair.

That was the sign we were never returning to the perfection that is Season 1.

>>79311407
This is objectively the correct answer.

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>>79340229
Yeah I don't really know what they thought would happen. Everybody knew about Aerys especially after Harrenhal but it is pretty outrageous to murder a lord and lordling in open court.

>>79329356
Worst handled death of the series?

Why should I start watching this?

>>79342179
>why can't he walk?
why can't he do anything? aside from being carried around, crying about no legs, and being Jon's parentage investigator?

>>79342412
almost on par with
>weak men will never rule dorne again
and
>AAAAHHHH SAVE ME GREY WORM

>>79342428
because you're most likely a pleb with terrible taste so you'll enjoy it.

>>79342412
stannis
doran
barristan
roose
kevan
lf (s7)
jon's
shireen
wun wun
harold karstark
umber
blackfish
lancel

>>79342541
>blackfish
>stannis
don't be silly, they're coming back next season

>>79342428
You shouldn't. I wouldn't if I hadn't picked it up during season 3 while it was still good.

>>79338136
You know this noble battle at the Trident probably never happened, and is exaggerated like all the other noble deeds told in story within the world. I bet Rhaegar was beat to shit by 20 guys, and they held him down while Robert came over and caved in his skull.

>>79342412
Stannis/Shireen for sure and i'm not even a Stannis fag. That was just horrible. Doran is a close second and then Blackfish.

>>79342690
I have always thought the same thing. 20 common folk saw all those fucking rubies and dog piled him.

>>79342690
Then why would Ned lie about it to himself in his own thoughts?

>>79342803
Nobody is disputing Robert smashed his ass. Robert was pissed but war usually isn't as glamorous as a one on one fight. Look at what happened to Richard the 3rd. He was full of holes from different weapons. Also what happens between Jamie and Ned in the streets of KL in our own Novel.

>>79343112
>They had come together at the ford of the Trident while the battle crashed around them, Robert with his warhammer and his great antlered helm, the Targaryen prince armored all in black. On his breastplate was the three-headed dragon of his House, wrought all in rubies that flashed like fire in the sunlight. The waters of the Trident ran red around the hooves of their destriers as they circled and clashed, again and again, until at last a crushing blow from Robert's hammer stove in the dragon and the chest beneath it.
Doesn't sound like he was bumpiled by 20 peasants to me.

>>79343235
Are we reading the same thing? All that is explicitly stated is Robert landing the killing blow. No where does it state that other solders weren't involved in wounding or hindering Rhaegar.

>>79343567
it describes a prolonged fight between the two
you'd think ned would mention it if some other soldier played an important part in it

>>79343641
It happened over a decade before the point we see Ned think about it. We are just getting foggy bits and pieces.

>>79343767
seeing the crown prince get fucked up in combat isn't something you forget important details of like "oh and this random peasant also speared rhaegar in the side and helped bob win"

>>79339668
Under rated funny comment.

Almost this. It's N+A=J. Ned married Ashara after Brandon and his father died and impregnated her with Jon right before he went off to war. She was "the fishermans daughter." This makes all of Cats children the real bastards.

Watch this and it will all come together. This is the new improved Preston: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQrZpjVj947iED_JCrqwGFW1VkchOnl1f

>>79344102
kys prestonfag.

R+L=J, accept it and get on with your life

>>79344102
>Ned married Ashara after Brandon and his father died
why and/or how

Bradamante kissed my lips today.

>>79344602

Hey, how's Bradamante? I miss his excellent posts.

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>>79311685
Pretty much this.

>>79344602

Lucky you.

>>79343839
Sansa miss remembers the hound kissing her and that happened far sooner to the point she thinks about it. George has said his narrators are unreliable.

>>79344315
Watch the video it's the new Preston tier kino on the block.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8LmXyI1PH0&t=2s&list=PLQrZpjVj947iED_JCrqwGFW1VkchOnl1f&index=1

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>>79344725

the books are trash, get over yourself you stupid cunt

>>79344652
Gross I hate name fags and he was the worst of the worst.

>>79344792
You spuged out too fast. We were having a debate. I like the books they are cozy.

>daemon duels Gwayne for almost an hour during battle

lol wot? Did everyone just stop fighting to look at these dudes or was everyone else evenly matched too?

>>79344725
eh, 12 year old dumb romantic girl remembering something like that hazily isn't really comparable to a grown man witnessing and recalling a battle wrong

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I hope Dany gives Jon VD and all kinds of crazy horse worms.

>>79345146
But muh Targaryens can't get sick.

muh pox conspiracy, muh spring sickness is a lie

>>79341578
>He doesnt know the red god is just retarded women misinterpreting signs from the old gods

Lol you fucking moron

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thoughts?

>>79345294
hot

>>79338481
THIS

>>79345294
Why didn't Tommen spend all day motorboating those and using them as his personal pillows?

Like, what the fuck, they aged him up, they showed them having had sex, and we're expected to believe he didn't want more of those boobs in his face?

>>79342690
No, GRRM is just a hack. AWOAIF has like a dozen times of "and then King X slew King Y in single combat."

>>79345437
He was like 9 in the book.

But I guess the question still stands even then.

>>79345437
that's not natalie dormer
did you see the nude scene in renly's tent? her tits are awful

I started watching again from s01e01.

Apart from dodgy CGI at minor points, show still stands up after all these years.

>>79345522
pedo margaery (cowtits version) ss-ing tommen

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>>79345665
pedo margaery (cowtits version) having a shady reputation and rumours (true) of getting way too personal with several little boys in the reach

>>79345242
He is not a targ N+A=J

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8LmXyI1PH0&t=2s&list=PLQrZpjVj947iED_JCrqwGFW1VkchOnl1f&index=1

>>79345263
Mel isn't the only RP in the world dumb fuck.

>>79345943
Advertising is against the rules.

>>79345943
>R+L=J denial

How do you prestonfags live with yourselves?

And it's not about Jon, if Dany's not supposed to be able to get sick, what's the point of being a carrier of vd and worms?

>>79346041
I'm not advertising. I don't have anything to do with them. I'm trying to get new memes going its stale as fuck around here.

>>79346065
Where did the not getting sick meme come from? What about the Targ king who cut himself on the iron throne and was sick on and off from infection for the rest of his life?

>>79346164
The books

>"I am the blood of the dragon," Dany reminded him. "Have you ever seen a dragon with the flux?" Viserys had oft claimed that Targaryens were untroubled by the pestilences that afflicted common men, and so far as she could tell, it was true. She could remember being cold and hungry and afraid, but never sick.

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Can we have the next thread be "some random guy named Todd killed Rhaegar edition?

>>79346259
yeah i'd take that with a grain of salt. according to the book dragons don't feel pain or fear either and we know dany does feel those things.

>>79345971
And? They're all misinterpeting signs from the old gods


>should I tell you the name of the one who spoke? What he said? Where he lives?

You're literally hopelessly retarded if you think this isn't bran

>>79346340
Sounds more like Bloodraven to me but if you do believe it was Bran that sounds pretty fucking evil to me having a little boy castrated and all.

>>79345294
>>79345401
>>79345444
paizuri queen

>>79346487
>paizuri

what. is that a weeb word?

>>79346560
it means shit eater.

new
thread
when

>>79346329
Fuck salt, it's an outright falsehood.

Great Spring sickness killed a bunch of Targaryens, and a pox killed Daeron the drunk

>>79346794
>>79346794
>>79346794
>>79346794
>>79346794
hilo nuevo
new thread
nieuw draad