How do you sneak snacks into the movie theater

>>79308249
under my eyelids

>>79308249
Under my bowl of crab legs.

In my anus

Empty the bag of M&Ms in my mouth and just not chew

Under my falcon gauntlet

Wear your pants like niggers do, hide the snacks in your pants right under your dick.

>>79308249

Which wrestler would you most like to go to a movie with?

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no one is gonna help you sneak in your candy Kevin, we've been over this

>>79308404
The Rock

Twizzler shoelaces

>>79308249
Hidden pocket sewed into my kino cape.

I hide them inside my fat flaps.

flat ziploc bag taped to my back

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>>79308405

YOU SEE KEVIN, IN THIS BUSINESS

Put them in your gf's purse

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>>79309042
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>79308594
WE'RE LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE

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>>79308249
HES FAT

>hollowed
>out
>anvil

get on my level, nigger faggots

>>79308249

in your shoes
in your socks
under your armpits
under your moobs
inside your cosplaying accoutrements
in your sick beard
in swallowed pouches like a drug mule

Based Jewberg saving us from Oreowens' mediocrity.

>>79309457
>*kisses bicep*

I paid the escort I hired to get past the singles guards an extra $20 and we brought in two bags of M&Ms in her bra.