>HEY ALAN MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE LOL

there is an old ass thread lol

Was it really a girl car?

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>CHARLIE I NEED TO MOVE BACK IN BECAUSE I HAVE NOWHERE TO LIVE

>HEY ALAN LOOK AT MY SKINNY LEGS

>>79305535
>sitting like a woman

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>"Jake blablabla"
>"Gay"
>audience erupts in laughter

>"Jake don't eat in bed"
>"But uncle Charlie eats in his bed"
>"...i wish I was eating what he was eating"
>*audience bursts into laughter*

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>It's an Alan dates one of his brother's sloppy seconds episode

Remember when morbidly obese maid made that snarky remark?

Haha, good times.

>>79305535
I find it hard to believe someone who wrote short jingles for tv commercials could afford a large beachfront home in Malibu.

>dat thiqq as fuqq neighbor

>>79307529
why?

>>79305535
what tiny legs

>it's Jake dates a black girl and then cheats on her with an Asian girl episode

diversity!

>tfw after the first season or two there is no reason for the piano to exist as they never mention Charlie's jingles again
>tfw no 22 year old gf begging to fuck
>tfw no cute stalker to cuddle with after having sex in the missionary position for procreation

>>79307567
Because there's no way someone who writes short jungles gets paid enough to afford those absurdly expensive homes.

>>79307651
>>tfw after the first season or two there is no reason for the piano to exist as they never mention Charlie's jingles again

so you didn't watch the show?

>>79307673
do you have charts and tax reports to prove that?

>it's Chuck Lorre uses the same plot in all his series episodes

>>79307674
i do when it comes on MyNetwork TV. They don't mention it AS MUCH as they do in Season 1 and 2.

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>"Uncle Charlie what's a clitoris?"
>*audience explodes into laughter"

>marathoned the entire show last year
>only in the last episode found out there are little notes from the showrunner at the end of the credits of each episode

oh welp.

>>79307710
>charts

>>79307743
there's an entire arc in season 6 or 7 when Charlie releases a children's songs cd and goes on tour or some shit.

Remember in the first season or so they acknowledged that even though Alan is beta as fuck, he still got that hot wife because being a chiropractor is a lucrative business?

Then they just decided to go "lol he makes zero dollars" out of nowhere

Even with alimony he should have been making plenty of money

i've watched every episode of this show

>>79307810
oh yeah, forgot about that one. when he gets drunk and bangs all the mothers after the concerts?

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Kandi best girl.

>>79307743
the idea is that he still lives off of royalties from old shit and doesn't actually do anything new, so there's no reason to bring that up.

>>79307814
Judith wasn't hot. Basic bitch.

> a television series about a poor doctor and a rich musician

>>79307973
>chiropractor
>doctor

>>79307673
In some episodes he faces bad times because, in his own words, "the whole thing is a house of cards". But then he became a successful children songwriter, finding a new pit of money.

>>79307973
Chiropractors are snake oil salesman, not doctors.

>>79307733
>"I love you"
>"Thanks"

Jesus fucking Christ, he pulled off that shit in Two and a half men TWICE

>Alan is the extremely effeminate borderline homosexual beta bitch character
>he has still had more girlfriends and one-night stands than everyone on /r9k/ put together

lel

Why does Chuck Lorre hates his characters so much? It seems like every one of his series has the loser charater who always gets fucked over. Also, he has some serious mommy issues.

>>79308474
>Also, he has some serious mommy issues.
What Jew hasn't?

>>79307814
He only pays alimony for like the first 4 seasons, then his ex-wife remarries and he is scot free

After that he should have been making more money than Charlie actually

>>79308015
>>79308222
Wrong. Chiropractors are doctors that focus on the diagnosis and treatment of mechanical disorders of the skeletal system and how such disorders affect general health via the nervous system.
>t. Chiropractor

>>79308564
he still had to pay child support from what i remember

What's the difference between sitcoms and Hitler's speeches?

Hitler had live audiences

>>79308507
Kubrick

>>79308613
I dunno how it is in the USA, but in the UK when a woman remarries you don't need to keep paying child support

>>79308222
>broken back
>herp de derp chiropractors know nothing derp de herp

t. Medfag

They know backs and they're incredibly useful especially since a huge % of my patients are "my back is bad so need a note to get off work". No, fuck you, go to this specialist and get this shit seen.

>>79308564
Kandie gets alimony too, did you forget that?

>>79308570
>Doctor definition, a person licensed to practice medicine, as a physician, surgeon, dentist, or veterinarian.
>Chiropractic definition, a therapeutic system based primarily upon the interactions of the spine and nervous system, the method of treatment usually being to adjust the segments of the spinal column.

This means you're a therapist, not a doctor.

>>79307814
I think it's implied that Alan does have a bit of money stashed away but he still lives with Charlie because no rent and it's a really nice beach house, good for scoring chicks

The anime theme song episode is so based

>>79308748
>Kandie gets alimony
for a while yes but she then becomes a fairly successful television actress, she probably makes more than Alan so she wouldn't get alimony

Alan has to pay child support until Jake is 18 and plus alimony to Kandy. Guy is JUSTED like Fraser.

>>79308829
that would be sexist, you misogynistic pig. men have to pay regardless.

People forget that charlie die and Alan gets another guy to buy the house.

>>79308899
Ashton years are not canon.

>>79308910
Keep telling yourself that.

>>79308814
so who was in the wrong here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8PJpRKqMlQ

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Why was she so perfect?

>>79309025
ehh she was one of the lower tier girls on the show

>HEY ALLEN TONGUE MY ASSHOLE
>*LAUGH TRACK*

at least it's better than that stupid overrated seinfield show

>>79308963
>click play
>immediate laugh track

everytime

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>>79305535
Alan knows to much. Thats why he gets live there rent free.

>All those posts with people complaining about jokes.

Why was this show so successful then?

>>79307743
>MyNetwork TV
Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Glad to hear they're still around.

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>>79309951
can it Zippy
>*laughter*

>>79308570
How does it feel to have a meme profession?

t. nephrologist

>>79309951
Most people are fucking retarded, that's why

>>79309951
people leaving their tvs on?

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>>79307468

He married one of his sloppy seconds

>>79310325
>he was the first one to enter through the back door

Score 1 Alan

>>79305535
What is this, 2 and a Half Leg Days?

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>>79309951
It had half naked hot young girl jumping in out of bed in every other episode.
>>79309025
>>79307888
>>79310325

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>>79310796
Most episodes would involve 40 year old Charlie Sheen scoring threesomes with girls in their early 20s just like in real life.

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>>79307888
>>79309025
>>79310325
>>79310796
>>79310911
>tfw you realize Sheen gave all these girls aids

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>>79307777

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>>79310949
>Winning

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>>79307777
Oh

Charlie Sheen raped Corey Haim on the set of Lucas in 1985 :^)

>>79311165
What did he mean by this? >>79309763

>>79308760
There is an episode about that. Alan has 1000s of dollars hidden in his room

>>79310796
>It had half naked hot young girl jumping in out of bed in every other episode.

I wonder how many of them have AIDS now?

>>79311349
>i wonder how many 100% is

>>79309338
>FUCK OFF CHARLIE, YOU BITCH NIGGER FAGGOT!!!
>*LAUGH TRACK*

>>79309951
>Why was this show so successful then?
>>79310192
>Most people are fucking retarded, that's why

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>>79311165
>Has the chance to bang prime Kerri Green
>Goes after Corey Haim instead
Bravo Charlie, Bravo!

>>79311460
Oh wow haha I didn't haha know that the second post haha was a reply haha to the first haha post haha

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Best sitcom episode in the hisitory of television prove me wrong

>>79311532
Any Seinfield episode and like half of Friends episodes are better than it.

>>79311611
pleb

>>79311532
the office

>my wife son is coming over'
>audiences laughs

>>79311662
>my wife's aids is coming over
>what are we going to hiv for dinner?

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>>79311532
I can't

'member Tiger Blood?

>>79310325
If you wouldn't marry Kandi, even after being your brothers sloppy seconds, you're gay

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>>79311722
>yfw you realize "tiger blood" was always code for AIDS blood.

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>>79311365
Some say you could get it just by sitting on his casting couch.

>>79305535
>two and a half men started 14 years ago
It lasted more than friends what the hell

>>79311532
Z I N G
I
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G

>>79310796
>post-sheen-episode
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79311532
It wasn't bad.
Worst is the one featuring sean penn

>>79312739
That's not a bad episode.

>>79307965
You're crazy, Judith is crazy hot and I'd sign over my life's worth to have her dominate me with her feet

>>79312829
>it's a Judith in a bikini on Charlie's deck episode.

>yfw Angus Jones is the Kirk Cameron of this generation

>>79311923
When will they learn?

>>79305535
>Charlie moves out first
Really makes you think

>wearing shoes inside your own home
kill all americans inshallah

>>79313681
>tfw Charlie didn't really die

>>79305535
Is Two and a Half Men plebkino?

>>79313704
what's wrong with that?

>>79310796
I forgot about the dyke. very mediocre idea to put he rin.

>>79305535
This show is really depressing when you look beyond the shitty jokes.

>>79311532
>not Friends
>>79311652
the office isn't a sitcom..

>>79307651
get this filth off /tv/ and take your disgusting fetish with you

>>79309951
Because it had a pretty great cast to get people curious enough to watch it.

>>79310379

That would actually be the appropriate amount of leg days per week.

>>79307673
I'd say they actually do. People in marketing don't fuck around.

>>79309951
Because Charlie is/was the ultimate chad
Also, this show had many sexits/mysogynistic jokes compared to any other show

>>79307767
I always knew about them but never had the chance to pause and read them. Supposedly they're just random anecdotes or stories that are far more hilarious than anything else Lorre has done.

>>79308570

So am I

T. Acupuncturist

>>79308507

Holy shit I never realised this. I'm not even a jew-hater or anything, but all the books by Jewish authors I've read battle with some serious mother/oedipus issues.

*backdrop of malibu beachfront*
meeeeeeen

>>79308570

A doctor is someone who studied medicine, you stupid fag. Not saying that chiropractors are charlatans but they sure as shit aren't allowed to prescribe you drugs/operate/etc.

I marathoned the whole show over a week while sick in bed.

top comfy

>>79317687
How many times did you laugh?

>April Bowlby
>Emmanuelle Vaugier
>Megan Fox
>Jenny Mccarthy
>Heather Locklear
>Denise Richards
>That Isabella chick

Which one was your favorite?

>>79307767
>>79317475
here are all the vanity cards for 2 and a half men
http://www.chucklorre.com/index-2hm.php