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Old shit.

>somebody actually took the time out of their day to shoop tom cruise's face on Chloe Moretz's body

why

F

>>79304538
It looks like someone is pulling an invisible noose around his neck.

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>>79304803

Did roids fuck him up?

so this is the power of OT 7....

can't imagine what any of us are going to look like at 50+ give the guy a break...the guy is surely a nutjob scientologist but still in pretty good shape for an old guy

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Even this is 100 times better than how i look

Scientology does not believe in pharmacology. So this is an age appropriate body, with out the help of steroids, growth hormone & other better Living through chemistry cocktails, popular in Hollywood. It's sad, but his outsides will start looking as just crazy as his mind Have you seen the mess he us in the 2nd Jack Reacher?? Blech.

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>>79304803

>>79304538
they can fix this with cgi in post-production

>>79305498
Will they though? They couldn't even be bothered to fix the scream in the trailer

>>79304538
what's this body type called? it's fucking ugly

>>79305527
called relatively good considering his age

>>79305527

He has Chris Jericho's tits.

>>79305527
Putin on a stick

>>79305527
fridge mode

He skipped chest day.

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>>79305527
Meltomorph

He has the hair of a 14 year old that is why he looks so jarring.

>>79305527
old

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What a small guy

>>79305648
this

>fabulous hair
>face still good looking
>...grandpa on steroids body

>>79305585
kek this is an underrated post, well done anon

>>79305248
if you're under 35, you should be ashamed.

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>that face when

>>79304538
barrel chested old man he looks good for his age

>>79306490
...said no one ever

BRING BACK BRENDAN!!111

>>79306443
>scream repeated twice followed by longer scream

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>>79306443
>Quaid, start the reactor.

>>79304930
only naturals get to keep their hard work

>>79307963
kek

this is from mission impossible 4

he looks waaay better in 5

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>>79304821

:(

>>79304821
Yeah the Church of Scientology is.

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>>79304821

RIP

>>79304538
he's 54 and probably still looks better than most of the overweight and out of shape retards that are making fun of him in this thread

>>79309444
He doesn't look that bad. If that pic was later in the day after he was full and bloated it wouldn't be hard for him to look a lot better the next day after a good workout.

If that's just his current normal than it's nothing a few weeks in the gym along with cutting couldn't fix.

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>>79304538
It could be worse. At least hes not a woman.

Chloe edit when

>>79309397
>>79309213
Kek

>>79305643
>tfw mesomorph

Feels gud brehs

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>b-but he's old

Bullshit, still looks horrible. Pic related, Jon Bon Jovi, same age.

>>79305527
It's called "Chloe Moretz".

>>79305726
for you

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>>79304803

>>79304538
have we entered the era of Cruiseposting?

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His arms are still nicer than mine

>>79310151
Protip; that shit is utter pseudoscience made up by a psychologist who was really into eugenics. It was discredited over fifty years ago.

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>>79304803

>>79304538
Over 50,

>>79304538
JUST

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>>79304538
>Implying you will look this good at the age of 54.
>Implying you look this good now.

>>79310980

>Implying I'm 5' 7"

>>79304538
isn't this picture like 8 years old?

>>79304538
why do our bodies expand like that with age? he clearly has a lot of muscle and low body fat yet is very wide. does our skeleton smush over time?

>>79309528
look at his musculature, he's not bloated or fat, his body has just expanded and stretched over time

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>>79304538
looks like the 2011 thing

>>79304538
looks like your average 50 year old slav

>>79304538
He should work on those pecs. His body is not bad for a 50+ guy

>>79310193
that's not fair bon jovi is like a biological anomaly with how good he looks

>>79311253
You should see your dad naked.

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>>79307963

>>79311139
>implying you've ever fucked a primo petite 10/10 qt puh 2t in ur life

>>79311279
EVERYONE SHOULD BE NAKED

>>79311299

Well, no, but I also have never paid millions into a cult. So I have that.

>shave head
>put on mask
Wala now he looks like bane

>>79310281

I don't think that statement is true. Mesomorph tend to have the ideal distribution of muscle and body fat. That's why Ectomorphs that work out a shit ton and are actually very built look lanky as fuck.

>not another chloe thread

>>79304538
God: how you want your body famm?

Cruise: just fuck my torso up

God: say no more

>>79305643

>not xenumorph

jesus christ you had one fucking job cunt

TC don't give a fuck he's got the power of zenu

>>79304538
>>79304803
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>>79304930
>>79305030
>>79305211
>>79305256
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>>79305515
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>>79305760
How sad does you life have to be for you to come into a thread you have no interest in and complain about the memes people are posting. Noones forcing you to be here, we arent making you look at the memes, so if you dont like why not just close the thread? Or are you so pathetic that you have to criticise other people sense of humour just to make you feel good about your self?

Also what is the fucking obsession with reddit? Seriously methinks the lady doth protest too much

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>>79304803

>>79312276
quote
(you)

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>>79305248
seen this pic so many times but only now I realized the hearts in Pepe's undies are broken

really makes you feel

>>79305527
The Vanilla Sky full package

>>79304538

chloe?

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>>79306443
>I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream

>>79304538
Stallone is like 70 and looks far better than this.
Cruise should just roid up like Sly does.

>>79307935
Is this his final form?

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>>79307935
STR vs DEX