>if youre reading this then im probably dead

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>hey there I'm dead but the afterlife is great come join me

>>79300850
R u OK op?

>if im dead then you're probably reading this

>this message will self destruct in five seconds

>>79300850
Shit, did I retroactively killed you?

>I leave to you my entire estate and vast fortune...
>...under one condition.

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>>79301066
>you spend the night in a haunted house

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>It's quiet
>Yeah, TOO quiet

>>79301066
>I leave my entire estate to...
>Selfish rich asshole stands up
>To my pet/relative nobody knew was even alive.

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>"You just don't get it, do you?"

>>79301126
>I leave my entire estate to...
>wife stands up
>...my young bimbo mistress

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>Did you hear that?
>Hear what?

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>No man can kill me
>I am no man

>>79301366
>under there
>under where?
>hehe you said underwear

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>"by the time you're watching this I'm probably an old man who has spent many years with you"
>character died shortly after making the recording

>>79301557
Name 1 kino, 3 films, 5 movies, and 7 flicks.

>"If I die...I aways wanted to tell you that I..."
>"I couldn't hear you...Hey don't you dare to leave me alone in this world! Please wake up! Don't leave me..."
>starts crying over dead body

>>79301088
>stand on floorboard
>CCRRREEEAAAAAKKKK

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>tfw unsure if this is a trope thread or an OP suicide thread

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>>79301843
hold this

>>79301843
If you don't reply to this post, I'm dead.

>>79301843
Tfw you posted that because you wanted replies.
How unfunny a shitty retard like you must be to think people will actually find you funny, even remotely.

>>79301874
HOW TO SAVE A LIFE

>>79301008
>somehow explodes 5 seconds after they read the line as if the writer knew how quickly they would read it

>>79301843
You're pretty funny

>>79301862
>>79301874
>>79301843
>before all this replies, the number of posters in this thread was 16
>it's still 16

Wow, you tought no one would have noticed this.

>>79301950
Is this what autism looks like?

>>79301366
>exactly

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>"it could be worse... at least it's not raining"
>cuts to same character walking in the pouring rain moments later

>>79301990
iS THIS YOUR BEST COMEBACK? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH!

>>79300850
dead frogposter

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>It's gonna blow!

>>79302105
>"it could be worse... at least it's not raining"
>loud thunderclap, starts raining right then and there

>what do I pay you for?
>actually you don't pay me at all

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>just give me a few hours
>you've got three minutes
Hate this shit.

>>79302758
To be honest I usually tell my boss I need about 10 times more time than I actually need because they'd just make me do more work if I complete it anyway and it gives me more free time for the same pay.

>>79301836
>Sit on chair
>BRAAAAAAAAP
>"Wait a minute, that wasn't me."

>>79301366
>it's quiet
>Yeah, too quiet

>If you hear this message that means I'm dead...

>To my wife, please continue to bear the seed of strong Nubian men. I want this abberant, worthless mutation know as "whiteness" to be bred out of humainty as soon as possible. Please drown our white son. And vote against Drumpf in 2020. Allah Ackbar

>>79301267
This is hot though.

>>79301950
Only one of those was me

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>>79302758
>and we'll put a gun to your head
>and a hooker is giving you a blowjob while you do it

>yo buddy still alive

>and thanks friend

>see you again

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>>79303776
>Ewan, your friends are dead!

>>79300850
Hello Mr. Dead, may I call you Probably?

>"so, this hacker.. what's his name?"
>"who said it was a he?"

>>79300850
not television or film related

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>mysterious substance
>character sticks their finger in it

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wake up please

>>79304247
>character then proceeds to taste it

>>79302240
How many times does this happen in a Pixar or a Disney movie? I bet a ridiculous amount.

>>79304282
Its so clever. I am always amazed when i see it that no one ever thought of it before.

>>79304426
I thought it was clever too.
>tfw unironically tired to wake up just in case

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>hacker has a pet rat

>Thats not an X, thats a top of the line Y system!
>Can you hack it?
>Buddy, I designed it.
*cracks knuckles*

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>>79305125
>hacker cracks knuckles before typing furiously

>>79302948
kek