ITT: Sum up an actress with a one-liner.
Jessica Chastain: she's Christina Hendricks if you sucked out all the sexy.
grow the fuck up
Jessica Chastain: MOMMY
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>Manlier Eddie Redmayne
aging Manic Pixie Dream Girl with Big Blue Eyes and fat Thighs
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>that grandma face
>that bitchy joyless expression
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I've described the ukulele as the "Zooey Deschanel of instruments," so I'm wondering if it works reversed as well?
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You just described my dream girl.
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Maisie Williams:
Gollum
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Ellen page: gayboy looking dyke.