>The final genetic test.
>The doctor says "haha, I knew you were an invalid all along!"because right handed men hold their penis with their right hand and not their left hand - NOT TRUE
I'm right handed and always use my left hand except when I fap.
>>79290983
>>79290998
And that's why you two autists wouldn't be allowed to work in this organisation.
>>79290998
You're fucking weird, I fap with my left hand too. Isn't that even that a saying? That we're the first generation that masturbates with the left??
Before this thread even starts, everyone google "peak-end rule" to find out how primitive your opinion on a film is if you base it entirely on just one or two scenes
>>79291111
Thanks for ruining the thread Pepe poster
10 Cloverfield Lane
Overrated movie. Too many mediocre scenes and overall writing drags it down.
Only good things about this movie are the art direction and score
>>79292001
Which one
>>79290983
>because right handed men hold their penis with their right hand and not their left hand - NOT TRUE
You must be more fucked in the hand than gays and trannies if you hold your dick with the wrong hand.
Seriously, you are fucked in the head. That's not normal.
>>79292001
>Neo-noir
>overrated
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79292001
>>79292049
t. Women
>>79293000
Everyone born after the 1980s holds their penis with their left hand when they pee or piss or masturbate
>>79290983
I'm right handed and I often piss or fap with my left hand
>>79293040
Yes, everyone who is fucked in the head.
>>79290983
the fact that it starts as a bleak dystopia, then ruin it by introducing stupid side-plots like the murder, love story and his brother being a detective ruins this movie before it comes to the end.
I think Sunshine could've turned out at least as good as Arrival. I was kinda of predicting the ending but everything in the third act was just too much. Could've been a Hitchcockian sci fi masterpiece.
>>79293387
This. Sunshine was breddy gud, but it was a few Aer decisions from being "OG Solaris"-good
>>79293070
>holding your mouse with your left hand
>>79290983
Doctor knew he is an invalid because he didn't use his own penis to give urine. You have "good instrument".
>>79290983
Hanna
>hurr durr i have a weapon, i better run away from an unarmed girl.
like wtf?
>>79294028
forgot pic
28 days later
sunshine
ex machina
>>79294222
>28 days later
wat
That movie has one of the most satisfying climaxes I've seen
>>79294264
Your mom has one of the most satisfying climaxes I've ever seen.
>>79294301
Uncalled for man
>>79294301
boom headshot
>>79294264
the entire third act is an abomination
>>79293161
>happy white families with no more forced diversity and diversity quotas
>bleak dystopia
Bridge to Terabithia
:(((
>>79293387
>at least as good as Arrival.
Sunshine was better than Arrival and Arrival is dogshit
>>79294444
>>79290998
Always fap with the left. I need the right to use the mouse. Ever tried to use the mouse/keyboard with your left? Can't be done.
>>79293000
>holding your dick with the same hand you greet people with
you ought to be taken out back and shot twice in the head
>>79294088
>>79294028
you forgot she is a woman
women always panic like this and don't know what to do even with a gun
>>79294444
four 4s confirmed
ARRIVAL = dogshit that only sheep who copy-paste their opinions from RT like
>>79290983
but i'm right handed and i use my left hand to masturbate
>>79290983
except for QUEERS op. they used to kick you out of the army for being a lefty tugger.
>>79294527
Yeah, that's exactly my point? You touch your dick with your left hand if right hander
>>79294444
>them digits
arrival blown the fuck out
>>79294536
only if you told them about you being a faggot
>>79294552
you said the exact opposite
>>79294483
>>he touches other people
>>79294589
No, I didn't re read what I said
>because right handed men hold their penis with their right hand and not their left hand - NOT TRUE
=> TRUE is: right handed men hold their penis with their left hand
>>79294561
Thst was during DONT ASK DONT TELL.
before that they tested for queers by making everyone pull down their pants and hold their dicks. leftistdickholders were dishonorably discharged.
Poor Uma got impregnated by a fucking subhuman
>>79290983
I'm ambi plebs.
>>79294872
amber lamps?
>>79290983
Is this quintessential "today in class we will be watching a movie" core
>>79294028
I like it but I thought it went to shit after the whole 'I'm not your real dad twist and the britt family getting killed off just like that.
>>79295604
We watched 300 in the history class.
>>79295604
where the red fern grows
Signs
>>79295604
No, it isn't, Gattaca was a massive flop at the box office so it's not exactly popular with sheep
it didn't even make it into this meme image >>79285924
>all these small dicked fags who don't need both hands to stabilise the beast
>>79295646
We saw Ali G more than once
One time when we wanted to watch Ali G again our dumb English teacher said "I think that'S enough of that" about half way through
>>79295700
>he can fit it in his hands
I bring a pneumatic jack.
>>79295706
We were allowed to watch The Millennial Bee in high school Literature classes only
and then Apocalypto and Equilibrium in our Ethics classes as if those were "deep" movies
>>79295646
And we were 12-13 y.o.
>>79295694
But my bible teacher in high school AND my college philosophy professor showed this kino. Neither of them, especially the bible teacher, were red pilled.
>>79294222
>28 days later
You're a waste of trips
>>79295778
Well you were shown a kino movie by a pleb who didn't get it / showed it to you for the wrong reasons
you don't even realize how extremely lucky you were compared to other children
>>79291642
/thread
>>79295694
I literally watched it in school, just like all of Spike Lee's movies
>>79295935
so do you think you could have fully appreciated the movie back when you were a 13 year old pimply faced student who still thought he would have handholding sex with [name of the second most pretty girl in your class]?
>>79295992
>back when you were a 13 year old pimply faced student who still thought he would have handholding sex with [name of the second most pretty girl in your class]?
upvoted my good sir.
>>79296043
hit too close to home huh
>>79295992
Nah, i rewatched it later and still didn't like it
>>79291642
Dis.
>>79296081
bad taste
>>79291642
>>79296596
Nah, ending was great.
It's like you retards assumed he was wrong/lying the whole time.
>>79294222
>28 days later
There's multiple endings...which one ruins it for you?
>>79298208
>Nah, ending was great.
>
>It's like you retards assumed he was wrong/lying the whole time.
Holy shit, are you insane
the original ending was supposed to be "Cleve was right!" but only a post-apocalypse / chemical weapons / destroyed city, etc.
not FUCKING ALIENS, that was changed from the original script to have to include this, because of Jew Jew Abrams
>>79290983
Every Danny Boyle film.
>>79298343
so you're saying Slummdog Millionaire was good?
>>79290983
Good "deep" sci-fi movie, but nowthing will ever come close to the two most deepest ones ever made - Pandorum and Infini
>>79298863
i liked the ending of pandorum
>Tfw left handed and masturbate with my righty
Seems odd doing it with my left but I guess I haven't practiced enough
>>79295722
Lol call me when you need to carry around a man-sized crane to bring your cannon to bear
Fag
>>79293001
film kino imo
>not saving up for the way back
at the end,who was in the right
>>79295604
yea senior year of english class!
2010 ;_________;
>>79299033
i'm a righty and use my left and it's kinda weird because my left hand has a more firm grip around me penis than my right
>>79300741
That's because you have been using it for too long and now your penis is shaped in accordance with your left hand
>>79293070
But I'm just left-handed.
>>79293600
I don't do this shit though and I don't know anybody who does.