>are you ready? >i was born ready

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>Enhance

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>character flat-lines
>medical staff pull out defibrillators

>why did you remove the fire extinguisher
>it was red so I thought it was communist
*both midgettes look into the camera*

>>79288865
That underwear looks awfully small for an adult female frog

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>>79288929
>character checks the pulse of another character
>says he's still breathing

>>79288929
>pilot pepe in opposite plane isn't looking backwards
>copilot isn't wojak
low energy desu

>character in vehicle about to set off at high speed
>advises passenger character to fasten their seatbelt
>sets off before they can do it

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>>79288897

>blurry dark security photo
>*zoom in and enhance*
>you can see the character's DNA
>got him!

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>*smashes fingers on keyboard*
>"I'm in."

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>>79289896

>hacker guy with ten monitor battle station has been struggling to hack in
>hot girl walks in
>pushes three buttons
>ACCESS GRANTED

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>character hacks shit
>Progress bar on screen
>"hacking complete" message

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>two characters having dialogue
>one sentence ends
>cut to a completely different filming location where a lot of time must have past for them to get there
>next sentence is a reply to the previous sentence as if the conversation had never been interrupted

also
>character hangs up the phone
>doesn't say goodbye

>>79290130
I hate it when they do that split dialogue thing.

>>79290130

The phone thing is annoying as hell, but that first thing there is literally cancer.

Also

>Two characters are planning something
>"So who's gonna do that?"
>Third character walks in without possibly having heard any of the conversation
>I am

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>it takes 30 minutes to be done
>You have 10

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>is he any good
>who said anything about a he

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>I think I'm getting the hang of this!

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>tone of the scene changes towards sinister
>baby starts crying

>>79290226
Gonna start walking into rooms and saying "I am" just in case this ever works

>someone enters the house
>doesn't close the front door

>>79289173
Impressive, kid.

>>79290358

>someone enters the house
>doesn't take off their shoes

>>79290396

>someone takes off their shoes
>doesn't put them in the fridge

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>something explodes and nearly kills characters
>woman complains about her hair or nails

>>79290226
>>79290226
This doesn't happen. What happens is the third character walks in, then the other two look at eachother knowingly, the third
characters asks "what?", then the scene immediately jumps to the third character forced into the position the others were talking about.

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>>79290416

>character buys bread
>puts it in the fridge

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>rainy as fuck
>poor character wears expansive suit
>doesn't give a fuck

>>79290469

Characters walking in and answering something they couldn't possibly have heard happens often enough. I know that both Fantastic Four movies from the last decade did it.

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>movie about American political figures
>doesn't show any soul cooking
>vampiric interdimensional pedophiles don't even make use of stargates on the moon to communicate with the devil in the sun anywhere in the film

And that's when I usually wake up and turn the flick off.

>>79290484

???

I always put my bread in the fridge.

>>79289816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbCWYm7B_B4

>>79290552
Might as well buy a chastity cage and call up Jamal, cucko.

>>79289699

>Hold on, I don't think that's such a good iddddddeeeeaaaaaaaeeee-

>i have a bad feeling about this

>>79290589
>>79288897
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2aINa6tg3fo

>>79289816
>>79290589
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws3oiDBAodc

>You have to take a look at this

>>79290589
funny show actually

>>79289988
"have you tried PASSWORD?"

>>79290239
>10 minutest later
>is it done?
>no, imbecile, I said 30 minutes

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>"look at that small moon"
>"that's no moon"

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>30 second countdown starts
>It takes 94 seconds to reach zero

>>79291804
yeah, anything with doors closing, or bombs ticking, or oil slicks burning pisses me off

>>79291804
>earth would be destroyed in 9 minutes
>heroes actually saving it in 7

What is the trope called in which something happens but only to one person so no one else believes them until obviously later on when its revealed other characters? It drives me insane, the shittest of all writing almost as bad as this comment.

>>79291883

Don't know what it's called, but I know Chicken Little did it.

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>They go to a desert country
>Cuts to a bazaar
>Sitar music and wailing

>he killed my %family_member%
>i know how you fell, i also lost my %family_member%

>suspicious hole in the wall
>character put his limb in it

>>79291883
Deliver Us From Evil did this and was absolute garbage in general. So hard to figure out what was diegetic and nondiegetic sound.

>>79291972
MARTHA

>>79291933
>insert yellow filter in post

>someone using suppresed gun
>gun makes pew-pew sound

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>>79290552
it's ok to put bread in the freezer but the fridge has a lot of moisture in it which promotes mold growth even though it is colder

>>79291766
Name 2 movies where this happens

>characters talking
>music playng
>someone saying something awkward
>vinyl scratch sound, music stops

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>"Hey, are you okay? Say something!"
>"Something."

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>single bullet drops all henchmanin one shot
>Main hero walks off multiple gunshot wounds while bleeding profusely for hours with only a minor limp

>shot of heroes standing miles from their destination point
>"we're finally here"

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>>79292254
DELET THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>79292042
>autism : the post

>henchman knock hero out
>hero don't have a concussion

>>79291933
>chase scene
>characters smash through goods and tents at a bazaar as if property of these people means nothing and is just an obstacle

>>79292302
Does he ever get shot in the first one? I'm pretty sure he doesn't get shot till like the end

>"a full frontal assualt would be suicide everyone will die"
>"It's our only choice they'll never expect it"
>Full frontal assualt goes off without a hitch with minimal casualties

>>79292439
It always looked like he got shot as he entered the bathroom, but it's never referred to again, so idk, I might just be seeing things

>>79292375
Ever since it took me eight months to recover from a moderate concussion, I cannot stop myself from internally screeching autistically whenever I see this.

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>>79292226
>Music isn't even being played on vinyl

>>79292492
Idk I don't think he gets shot and in the movie he actually reacts to the damage he gets outside of just limping around

>>79290589
>>79290785
>>79290816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF_qQYrCcns

>>79290396
Unironically my trigger

>>79292563
>I walk into someones house for the first time
>They don't give me a cheery "just leave your shoes at the door"
>he goes away for a minute, and returns shoeless
>all his family are shoeless
>they have a shoe room and didn't tell me about it, leaving me to be a big shoe wearing freak

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>>79293679
>people have to tell you to take your shoes off as you enter their house
I thought this whole "americans wear shoes inside" thing was a just a tv gimmick.

>>79294134
In most places people take off their shoes but most mediaworkers are from the stinky feet states. Like how TV shows talk like 18 is the age of consent even if the show isn't made in California.

>>79294134
Australian here, some people have snakes in their houses so they keep their shoes on to avoid the bite marks. That's only in upperclass areas where people are concerned about that sort of superficial thing. In the lower socioeconomic areas you can't tell the difference between the snake bites and the smack needles.

>>79290226
Kinda like the phone thing, but I also hate when in an office type situation they just hang up on people out of the blue. Like you could get fired for that of it's something important and you get a complaint ffs

>>79294359
this is ridiculous and totally believable at the same time

>>79292155
this guy breads

>>79289027
You have no idea how hard you made me laugh.

>>79292477
except for that one guy that got introduced three minutes earlier just to be killed

>>79292155
it's not ok to put your bread into the fridge because it makes the bread turn stale faster because of the cold

>two characters need to have a private conversation away from a party
>they go through a swing door into the kitchen in the very next room
>and close the shutters of the pass-through

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>every character is wearing shoes in the house

do americans really do this?

>>79295114
-> >>79294215

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>shoots rifle from the hip

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>person explains something
>"In English, please!"

It's even more annoying when the explanation was perfectly understandable to begin with.

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>character's are trying to find a solution to a problem
>one character suggests an idea, but no one pays attention to it
>another character suggests the same idea later on in the conversation
>"That's a great idea!"
>other character's get mad at the character who originally said the idea for not suggesting it earlier

>guy talks science
>"here i'll demonstrate using this paper that happens to be lying on the table next to me"

>>79291933
>go to asian country
>GONG

>go to Germany
>TUBA

>FRANCE
>accordion

All Hollywood sound designers should be hanged.

>>79290075
This always makes me kek because I'm a software developer and normies always want hour glasses and progress bars on process tasks. When i was starting out i had to update this massive application that had like 200 separate searches to include progress bars.

So if i were a hacker I'd code that into my apps just by habit.

>>79290552
How do you fit the bread in the fridge if the frige is full of videogames?

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>what's plan B?
>that WAS plan B!

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>>79291766
>13:13:13

>>79295429
>16:13:13

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>villain's name is Sauron
>sidekick's name is Sauron-man

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>>79295351
>go to america country
>hamburger music starts playing

>character get important/urgent info
>tries to tell other character but gets interrupted by a 'NOT NOOOOOW'

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>what I'm saying is that the positons and nucleotides-
>IN ENGLISH, DOC!

>>79295612
This happens at least two times in every episode of Suits

>>79290226
>>79290469
These both happen

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>>79292386
>chase scene
>"THEY'RE GAINING ON US!!!"

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>Roundtable of people
>Leave us!
>*Looks at the main character*
>Not you.

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>danger?
>danger is my middle name!

>>79295895
This picture always intrigues me because of how it makes no sense in a weird way.

>Villain has cornered the hero.
>Villain: OH NO, I AM GOING TO ENJOY THIS!
>throws gun away
>pulls out a knife

>>79295239
at least this one does happen in real life

>>79291883
Chucky did it every movie, pretty much all the Haunting/Ghost/Possession movies

>>79295895
>horse rider is racing against another horse rider
>as long as the other horse is behind it's running faster but once it has reached the first they run at the same speed

>>79295605
>hip pop

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>I have this important test tomorrow but I just don't get the material!
>You just have to find a way to relate to it. Do you like Star Wars?
>Sure, man, I fucking love Star Wars!
>Great, see, bromine monochloride is like the Darth Vader of the chemical compound galaxy!
>Oh man, I get it now!

>>79296137
>Bender Danger Rodriguez
>>79296172
It makes more sense if you know your Lewis Carroll and Douglas Hofstadter then if you don't.
>>79291883
This was so common in kids programs. I hated it so much.

>>79295895
I'm saving this pepe

>>79290355
lel

I am

>>79296229

Walt would still be alive if that fucking idiot had shot Hank and didn't go get his axe.

>>79296399
>Lewis Carroll and Douglas Hofstadter

Can you explain?

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>character hiding in a room from someone/something
>everything is quiet
>they put their ear against the wall/door

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>>79296389
Pls send help

>>79296322

I know this is a thing in bike racing. The tactic is to stay behind another biker but as close as possible. Teams will often take turns riding in front of their strongest rider because the strongest rider does not have to work as hard to maintain the same speed, they kick it into high speed at the last second

I don't know if it's the same with horses but perhaps.

>>79290130
Give an example of the first one.

>>79296587
Hot Rod.

>>79291804

>guy stays underwater holding his breath for 3 minutes

>>79296458
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What_the_Tortoise_Said_to_Achilles

It's quoted in Hofstadter's book Gödel Escher Bach. The mushroom is from the first Alice book where it's sat upon by a caterpillar who's a bit of a shitposter.

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>What the hell, a nice guy would never do that
>I'm not a nice guy

>>79296587

Pretty sure National Treasure did this at least once.

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>Character solos a dozen mooks to an arena rock/90s pop song

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>Is that a threat?
>no.

>>79296825
Ah I've heard of this paradox. But the Greeks didn't realize that an infinite amount of numbers can still add up to a finite amount.

If you have a square with an area of 10 and keep dividing it by two infinitely, the area will still always be 10.

>>79296918
>it's a promise

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>>79296918

No, it's a fact

>>79296933
That's not the Carroll story he just uses the same characters.

>>79292536
>character tea-cups a powerful hand gun.

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>>79296918
>Is that a threat?
> Yes.

>character is trying to sneak in some building/place while in disguise
>the take their disguise off once they sneak in

fuck offfff, no one would do that

>Hero along with dumb woman or nerd in gunfight behind cover as bad guys shoot at them
>TAKE THIS
>WHAT? NO WAY!
>ITS EASY JUST POINT AND SHOOT
>character hits people after a couple of shots
>WOW THIS IS AWESOME
>A few scenes later the character is killing everyone like a veteran to the surprise of the hero
>trained bad guys can't hit shit
>AHAHHAAA character gets battle high

>>79296738
If you can't hold your breath for 3 minutes maybe you should give up smoking desu.

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>New guy brutally insults mob boss
>"I like this kid, he's got bawls"

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>>79297796
>new guy says everything this company produces is fucking shit
>"I like this guy, he's got chutzpah."

>>79288865
>tfw you're starting to recognize anons by their shitposts

>>79297973
...Greg?

>>79297928
>new recruit doesnt believe in the virgin mary
>he's ignorant but he's got guts and guts is enough

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>>79297973
>tfw everytime I post an image, im scared someone will recognise me from its save-title

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>>79297973
>thread is pretty entertaining with dozens of people having fun
>"shitpost"

>>79298028
wait a minute you're that guy who called me a pleb for not getting arrival you FUCK

>>79290338
PULL UP TERRAIN

TERRAIN TERRAIN

PULL UP TERRAIN

So are all movies fucking garbage?

Reading threads like these makes me absolutely hate watching movies.

>>79290295
>dog walks in

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>old police partners
>insult each other all the time

>>79298176
dont worry anon, it's okay I dont even watch movies anymore. I just fap and play videogames.

>>79298176
I love every single cliche in this thread. I wish there was a movie that included them all.

>>79298215
Last Action Hero

>>79295605
>go to north pole
>ice music start playing

>"mister?"
>"doctor"
>"mister doctor?"
>"it's strange"
>"it sure is"

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>>79298187
>Old partners on the force have a reunion
>"Still as ugly as ever!"

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>>79288865
"What is he doing!?"

" HIS JOB."

>beeping noise
>"wait a minute, THAT'S MORSE CODE"
>beep beep beepbeep
>"help"
>beepbeep beep beep
>"I"
beep beep beep
>"am"
beep beepbeep beep
>"held"
>beep beep beepbeep
>"captive"

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>I told you not to look!

>>79289988

When did women become established in Procedural Cop Dramas as "the best hackers in the world?"

Watch NCIS: Pittsburgh or MacGuyver and the tech expert's some chick, and to top it all off they act like her being a female hacker is extraordinary.

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>Intense action sequence where older protagonist gets away unscathed

>"I'm gettin too old for this shit"

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>female character: I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELF!

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>Badass main character visits his mother for dinner

>"When are you going to find a nice girl and settle down!?"

>bad guy to boss
>"i'm sorry sir, it won't happen again"
>"you're right about that"
>boss shoots bad guy dead

>>79298642
what is this?

>THERE IS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, GET IN

>>79294215
>Like how TV shows talk like 18 is the age of consent even if the show isn't made in California.

This is the one that bugs me, they show what is probably supposed to be the Midwest and they act like 18 is the big, magic number where you're suddenly legal when it's actually 16 over here.

>>79290552
what's it like being a complete and total failure at life?

>>79298708
>"come with me if you want to live"

>>79298703
the phrases they aren't allowed to use on the sitcom Workaholics

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>>79298708
>Protagonist relieves random phone call instructing him to do stuff

>"Who the hell is this?"

>"If you want to live do as I say!"

>>79298759
i don't understand

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>>79296389
>>79296493

>Hey Penny, your relationship with Leonard is just like Schrodinger's Cat
>What's Schrodinger's Cat, Sheldon?
>[Sheldon explains Schrodinger's Cat to Penny.]

>Hey Leonard, are you feeling okay about your date with Penny?
>I don't know if I should go, what if I ruin things?
>Leonard, Schrodinger's Cat
>... You're a genius, Sheldon

>>79290525
does alex really believe the devil lives in the sun?

>>79295309
>science man explains black holes
>folds paper in half and puts pencil through it

>>79298778
https://twitter.com/John_Quaintance/status/799751549610168320

>>79295351
>go to middle eastern country
>AAAAAYYYaaayayayaAAAAAyaaaaAyYYYYAaaaAAAAAA

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>Buddy comedy

>Two best friends fight and go there own ways

>song plays as it shows there lives separatley and how depressed they are

>make up and team up to finish the movie

>>79297627
Deep divers cantyhold more than 2.5 minutes while swimming, you stupid fuck

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>>79289988

that shit triggers me so fucking hard reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>79298908
so they're writing down shit they talk too much about?
it's a shit show anyway so i don't really care about it

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>>79298888

>>79298940

That's because they're surrounded by water that's pulling the lungs out of their air, you dumb.

>>79298908
Isn't "Really?" a bit much?

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>Prank caller calls two times
>Phone rings a third time
>Character picks up and immediately yells "STOP CALLING YOU SON OF A BITCH"
>It's the grandmother, girlfriend or boss

>>79295895
what a fantastic image

>You will be paid double the money to get rid of him, I believe you've met him before...
>I'll do it for free.

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>Character becomes paralyzed from the waist down

>Upper body becomes twice as strong

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>>79290416

>character buys fridge
>doesn't use box to make cool lawn tank

>>79299004
>character keeps getting calls from some creep
>calls the cops and tells them about it
>mam we traced the call and it came from inside the house

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>Character gets smashed in the head with heavy object

>doesn't get knocked out

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>>79299047
>character loses hand
>forearm grows 7 inches to compensate

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>>79298796

>OVER MY DEAD BODY
>Gets killed in the next shot.

>>79298079
...shit, good memory

you're still a pleb

>Villain kills a few mooks to feed his robot laser sharks
>'To make an omelet you gotta break some eggs'

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>Alien invasion movie
>Heroes take out the leader alien
>All other aliens die instantly

>>79299196
>he literally walks over his dead body

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>No! Absolutely not! I'm NOT doing that! Anything but that! Never! Nope! No way, Jose!
>cut to him doing it

>>79298888
that's the wormhole explanation, you idiot

>>79299389
>super evil alien leader is a female

>>79299445
every time i show my fully erect penis to a woman

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>romantic sex scene
>white girl with black dude

>>79291933
>characters smash through goods and tents at a bazaar as if property of these people means nothing and is just an obstacle
That's objectively true, though.

>>79296587
sky high. When Layla tells Will she's going to prom with Warren Peace.

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>>79294215
>>79298709
Are you a heterosexual white male with age-appropriate tastes in women?

Age of consent for you is 85.

Unless it's an Asian or a black or you're under 17 and she's 30 or older but then NO BREEDING.

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>I don't like it
>I love it!

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>>79288897
>uncrop

>>79291804
>5 minutes countdown 'till planet explodes
>takes 8 twenty-minutes episodes

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>>79291647
>The password is a word another character said earlier in the film.

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>>79295351
>go to Japan
>YOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>79301479
>you don't like it?
>no, i love it

>ANON....
>uh.. y-yes..?
>THIS... IS...
>*other guy shakes in fear*
>TERRIFIC!!!
>whew

>>79298564
Tbf girls being good at computers is pretty amazing

>>79295351
>go to sweden
>arab music starts playing

>>79298564
because majority of women enter intelligence when enlisting into the military

>>79298916
Is this a Motherfuckin JOJO reference?

>>79296389
Fucking kill me, cause if you don't I'll kill myself with my 12. caliber shotgun.

>>79303038
>go to america
>mexican music starts playing

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>character gives a task to teammate
>teammate passes to another teammate
>he passes it to another teammate
>keeps going until they run of of members

>>79291647
I'm a legit fan of this one.

>>79298564
It's because they desperately, desperately want women in STEM. Despite the fact that women are generally as interested in the STEM field as they are in the waste removal field.

>>79289988
>scientist men doing science
>female walks past
>erases a part of the equation they're trying to solve
>writes down the correct answer to the equation and walks away

>>79303076
>12. caliber shotgun.

I highly doubt it will even penetrate your skin, even at point blank range

>>79303089
>posts a post cause I don't like sweden
>triggers a swedish
>he thinks I'm american

>>79303280
>

>>79298888
checked

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>>79290338
>yfw the planes on 9/11 were CGI
>yfw there is evidence that UA 175 was still in the air 20 minutes after webm related

>>79291804
>trying to stop a timer
>timer stops at exactly 1

>>79303551
>timer stops at 00:00:07

>>79290355
kek

>>79298916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM