Ancalagon the Black appears in the MCU. How fucked are the Avengers?

>>79266140
now that's a big dragon

Dead

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Here's the original you fucks.

>>79266140
>How fucked are the Avengers?

>Tony Stark says a quirky line while making Ancalagon follow him
>"I'm bringing the party to you lmao"
>use x device to create a wormhole to outer space or something
>Tony Stark uses new jet propulsion system to turn around
>Ancalagon too fat to turn around, gets sucked in
>roll credits
>mandatory post-credit scene with Thor making jokes about his hammer

10/10 thanks Marvel.

>>79266140
Are you 12?

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>>79266223
THIS is the real version

>>79266295
Please stop this disinformation campaign on Ancalagon. You're going to convince people that he is really that big.

>>79266295
Holyshit

>>79266295
>>79266326
It's the real version, Tolkien himself drew it.

>>79266295

He's a big guy

>>79266140

Ancalagon's size is never specified.

The Thangorodrim towers fell when he died, but that doesn't mean he crushed all three of them under his body.

When powerful evil entities die in Tolkien lore castles will collapse, volcanoes erupt (or crumble), and once an entire continent sank during a war.

Gandalf's battle with the balrog shattered a mountain.

>>79266550
For you

>>79266587
This anon knows. Ancalagon was big as fuck, but they never really say. The only thing that sort of mentions his size is that his "wings blot out the sun" or something along those lines. But my thumb can blot out the sun too, so it's all just perspective.

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>>79266140
Someone please make him Gurren Lagann tier big.

>>79266657

Could the Avengers defeat your thumb?

>>79266850
yes

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>>79266450
>Tolkien himself drew it.

When he drew dragons they were very, very small. Tolkien's sketch of smaug was a skinny little snake with wings and tiny little feet, about 3 times the length of an anaconda.

The film made smaug into a fuckhuge flying godzilla but he was smaller than some dinosaurs.

>>79266850
How big is your thumb?