If Tom Cruise was trying to pick up dudes he'd be Tom Cruising

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if Tom Cruise put some sort of covering on his feet then he'd be Tom Shoes

if tom cruise was a fighter, he'd be tom bruise

if tom cruise made beer, he'd be tom brews

if tom cruise never won, he'd be tom lose

if tom cruise was a jew, he'd be tom goldstein

If Tom Cruise overslept he'd be Tom Snooze

if Tom Cruise was a bird he'd be Tom Goose

>>79262663
Haha, as if Tom would ever do that...

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>>79262663
if tom cruise was a manlet he'd be tom cruise

>>79263012
>Mimi Rogers 1.74
>Nicole Kidman 1.8
>Katie Holmes 1.75

He should pick on someone his own size

>>79263121
>>79263012
seems pretty alpha to me

>>79262663
if Tom Cruise was pulling everyone's leg he'd be Tom Ruse

>>79263121
it just shows he's comfortable with his height, even though he really shouldn't be

If Tom cruise liked women, he'd be Tom couze

>>79262663
If Tom Cruise made this thread he'd be a redditor