Why are the turtles obsessed with pizza? Pizza isn't even

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>>79260658
Why is the dubsman obsessed with dubs? Dubs aren't even fucking good. They coulda thought of something worthwhile.

like trips
CHECK EM

>>79260658
>make it a pie, pies are easier to draw
same principle

>>79260658
Because they live in New York

And also even bad pizza is still pretty good.

They live in the sewers and probably don't have tons of cash, what should they be in to? Sushi?

Also,
>Pizza isn't even fucking good.
Fag, if pizza wasn't so bad for you I'd probably eat it every day.

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>>79260658
>posting worst turtles

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>>79260658
>Pizza isn't even fucking good
NY pizza is

>>79260658
It's the only thing that they can actually take down into the sewers with them, because a pizza is the exact same shape as a manhole. Any other kind of food wouldn't fit.

>be a spic
>grow up in a beaner household
>mother is a classic mexican mom who cooks, cleans, has a full time job
>grow up eating mostly mexican food
>almost every fucking meal has tortillas involved
>get older
>hang out with friends
>all they want to eat is mexican food
>its their favorite food

I can eat pizza and hamburgers everyday.

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Here's an interesting fact: turtles can't digest cheese.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had severe diarrhea after each meal.

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>>79260842
>because a pizza is the exact same shape as a manhole
Square?

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>>79260923
That's a pizza box you idiot.

coloring book writers live off cheap junk. they write what they know.

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What if they liked these instead?

>>79260822
I have to kill myself now, unless that's his sister. Actually, even if it is.

>>79260969
too carnivory. theyre supposed to be cutesy yet edgy toitles

>>79260658
They're in Manhattan.
New York is known for pizza and shit.

>>79260946
No shit? They always took the square pizza box down with them, so I dunno what your on about with your manhole theory, dickhead

>>79260994
Yea but they ate pizza with pepperoni which is pork.

>>79260866
I feel you my dude <3
The amount of bowls of beans I've eaten should be illegal

>>79261023
why don't they move crack, crash jet fuel into buildings and talk loudly with big noses, ny is also known for those

>>79261060
they steal the pizzas directly off the line you idiot, they don't have wallets.

>>79261099
Raph does talk loud and even has an accent since he's the only one who roams the streets.

>>79260989

Why? Do you imply that crazy frog bros. were autistic or couldn't get laid? They looked way more active and energetic than regular 4chan user

>>79261061
yeah but viewers don't know that directly, all we see are yellow circles which remind us of multiple flavors. tendies can't be anything but ground up chikkin

>>79261143
Yet Sonic liked chilli dogs.

>>79261182
I always thought that was bizarre when I was younger

The guy that said it was so they can fit it into the sewers is half right.

The correct answer is they eat pizza because it is Italian and the TMNT all have Italian names.

>>79261182
Sonic gave birth to edglordism tho plus who cares about /v/ shit anthropomorphism

The turtles ate pizza because it was cowabunga and very delicious.

>>79261211
its generally the only portable food you can get delivered besides chinese.

the turtles cant walk into the stores very easily.

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>>79261127
Is

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>>79261462
that

>>79261462
took you a bit, huh?

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>>79261498
a fact?

here's your real answers>>79261211
>the TMNT all have Italian names.
btw >>79261302

>>79261501
I have other threads to shitpost in. I can't spend all morning disproving stupid ass theories from shitheads in a single thread. Off you go now.

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The rad teenagers of the 80's were all about pizza, babes, and disco music.

>>79260822
>9fag watermark
>>>/out/

>>79261629
>The rad teenagers of the 80's were all about pizza
This.

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>>79261650
Sorry :)

>>79261629
Things millennials will never understand.

>>79260658

in the original script it was fried chicken and watermelon but that wasn't considered 'pc'

>>79260766

High quality pizza isn't bad for you.

>>79261629
MICHEL
ANGELO

IS A PARTY DUDE

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>ywn eat another Crunchabunga again

>>79260822
New York pizza is the same greasy shit as everywhere else. If you unironically think New York pizza is better you should go ahead and kill yourself

>>79261894

>west of the rockies fag detected

How does it feel to not know what good bread is?

>>79260658

no joke, this movie is comic book kino

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>>79261839
>you will never go into Burger King to get the newest Burger King Kids Club Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles VHS tape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8dWV2a4QKE

>>79261136
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>>79260658
jaja is this the new ebin mememe in /tv/?????? :D :D :DD

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>>79262007
なぜカメは寿司に執着していますか? ピザはさっぱりしていない。 彼らは価値のあるものを考え出すことができた。

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>>79262037
>dat barefoot tickling of April and the young blonde girl in The Great Boldini

Wew

>>79262154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=228WvjzHtUA

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>>79262172
They knew exactly what they were doing.

>>79262154

Because even though they're master is a japanese rat, they were raised in NY, NY so...pizza.

now i want pizza. thanks 4chan.

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Marguerita is best pizza, not even being pretentious here, it JUST TASTES BETTER
>hurr I need deepfried burgers wrapped in bacon sprinkled with mini deep friend pizzas as toppings to enjoy it
Kys tastless fuck, might as well just chug rendered pig fat

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Chicken pizza > > > any other meme toppings

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>>79262172
>tfw I remember that too
fuck, why do I recall shit like this? but useful things I seem to forget?

>>79262231
you just have to pick up the phone my man

>>79262283
>not even being pretentious
>JUST TASTES BETTER
kys, twice. plebbitfag

>>79262037
That animation actually looks really impressive wtf

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IT'S A COVER UP

>>79262335
t. amerilard

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>>79260658
>Pizza isn't even fucking good

>>79262283
>Amateur ass technique that can't even keep most of the cheese
>Carboard-esque crust that look more elstic than rubber
>random leaves that even look appetizing
>can't even cut the pizza in slices right

Yeah right nigga, don't be a contrarian

>>79261785
Millennials grew up with the ninja turtles.

>>79262438
>I don't have an argument
>therefore amerilard
vaffanculo. italians scoff at faggots' attempt to look sophisticated by liking generic things. you might as well be a weeb proclaiming the superiority of authentic ramen, and how you're not a pleb who eats Maruchan. nobody cares.

>>79262037
But I already did, years ago.

>>79262520
It's a random image from google, idiot. I'm not being contrarian it literally tastes better.
>>79262565
I couldn't care less what italians or retards on 4chan believe. It tastes better, again I'm not contrarian or try to appear sophisticated, it's just a hard fact.
>/ck/
You are the ones having cup ramen and sriracha threads every single day

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>>79262648
>I couldn't care less

>>79260910
Mikey and Leo are pretty into face sitting. Raphael and Donnie ain't having none of that shit.

>>79262037
IMPRESSIVE

>>79261211
Well pizza was just about the only food delivered in the 80s other than chinese?
Did you see the turtle movies? They order and pizza and the delivery guy chucks it down the hole and gets money back

>>79262783
Woah I sure will stop enjoying food because you posted that image about video games

>>79262884
>>79262037
LOOK at that subtle off-green coloring. The tasteful thickness of the VHS. Oh my god, is that a stickermark?

>>79262940
please keep posting, it's entertaining. the post is just to mock you.

>>79262327

nah, can save money by picking it up myself. Pizza tiem.

>>79262579
I only got 3 of the tapes. I never completed the set.

>>79260658
>COWABUNGA, GROUND UP VEGGIE PELLET TIME!

>>79260776
those aren't bays turtles wtf are you talking about.

>>79260766
>what should they be in to? Sushi?
Splinter frequently eats Sushi in the 80's cartoon

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>>79261839

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>>79260658
Because they're from New York you FUCKING FAGGOT! Don't make threads when you know the answers to your questions. Stop seeking attention on the internet.

>>79260658
>pizza isn't that good
Gas yourself.