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never had the makings of a varsity athlete

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>that feel when see Vito in a gay bar for the very first time
>"no fucking way"
were there any other hints in the series that Vito was a fag or was this a complete surprise?

>>79260551
>Cathing, not pitching

Why did Uncle Junior eat pussy when he knew if anybody found out he would be ridiculed?

>>79260551
Sucking security guards dick

>>79260684
cause he thought no one will find out?

>>79260684
He had a craving for salty milk and coins

>rewatching and skipping carmela and the priest scenes

feels fucking great

>>79260762
Also the shrink scenes

>>79260762
The priest wanted Carmela bad

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>>79260551
Johnny cakes and Vito were pure, why did it have to go bad

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>>79260762
>>79260779

>>79260551
>They're all sources of pleasure, though

>>79260762
Every scene is necessary, you fucking nigger.

>>79260846
Those sessions are between her and tony, it's a privacy issue.

>>79260709
right, im always mixing which came first. But, after Finn told the crew that Vito was sucking off some D, how come the fellas didnt do nothing to Vito. I cant remember how that went.

>>79260929
says tourist plebbitors with less than 5 viewings under their belt.

faggots started when watch it posting started

God I love being right.

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Perfect henchman exi....

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Finn Detrolio, my arch nemesis.

>>79261313
What a gay post

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>>79261528
Patrician

>>79260762
>rewatching and skipping every scene not involving Adriana

feels even better

>>79261679
>>79261528
UP IN THE CLUB

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>I was with your dad and them at the Copa. Fuckin' BOAC stewardess put it in my drink. Jerry Vale's singin' and I look over. Your Uncle Jun's got laser beams shootin' out his eyes!

>>79260684

Because alphas eat pussy, especially tasty pussy.

S1 great
S2 really great
S3 good
S4 going down
S5 getting desperate
S6 pleb tier filler trash

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>>79262442
why did Paulie have to lie about literally everything

Can we agree that Tony is reddit incarnate and Paulie is 4chan?

>>79263515
Chris is 4chan

Aj is 4chan

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>S1: 13 Episodes
>S2: 13 Episodes
>S3: 13 Episodes
>S4: 13 Episodes
>S5: 13 Episodes
>S6: 22 Episodes

>>79261597
every thread. What would you do in this scenario?

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>skinny nigger pseudo intellectual jew who thinks he's waay tougher than he actually is
literally 4chan

This is the third time I've watched the Sopranos and I can never finish season 6 why is it so bad bros?

>>79263515
No Ralphie is 4chan
Paulie is Reddit

>>79263808
more like /lit/

>>79261139
Finn kept it secret, he didn't tell them until Vito had already been seen at the gay bar

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>>79263822
6A or 6B? If you think 6B is bad, you are a pleb among plebs.

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>>79260762
>I mean, you're staying over, right?

rekt

is it me or does literally every character become worse people as the show goes on (except for maybe Melfi who finally realizes the therapy's doing Tony no good)?

>>79262442
Paulie reminds me of a guy i worked with, instead of the mob he was with Hells Angels

>>79263822
Maybe everyone gave up on the show after season3 with "Livia" actress passing away. ?

Or maybe after the "attacks" the show producers were being pushed or pressured to go full on sjw mode, or string it out for longer seasons.?
The first three seasons were pretty much fun macho bullshit lads banter goodfellas kind of stuff. Then in later seasons we get more sjw plots,woman bosses, random Asians and black people shoehorned in, for example we could have Been watching storylines about silvio or any of the original crew, they chose the vito character to expand on and it was gay as fuck.

>>79264668
Carmine Jr gets better. His lunch with Tony on the golf course in Stage 5 was fucking great,

>>79264785
>assmunching libtard trying to reverse troll The Sopranos because he got btfo in the Netflix threads
Cry harder, moron.

>>79264758
how did you work with a guy in Hells Angels?

>>79264836
I'm a metal worker.

>>79264785
But the woman boss was introduced in S2, retard.

>>79264826
Nice triple reverse bait m8, it's almost like you are trying to steer discussion to that pleb show on neetflix.

Must try harder shill bot

>>79264668
the only characters I can think of that improve in any way are Rosalie Aprile and Angie Bonpensiero

>>79264785
there was a scene at the dinner table where the specifically discuss hollywood pushing their homosexual agenda in every show.

but that didn't stop Sopranos from doing exactly that

>>79264558
>STUCK IN FUCKIN CHICKEN TOWN

>>79265073
Maybe behind the scenes , chase and the writers were getting pressured by the suits upstairs to do exactly that anon.

>>79260779
>>79260762
THIS

>it's a camels and furio episode

>>79260828
>tfw Johnny Cakes shot himself irl

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What did Tony mean by this?

>>79264785
Bad bait.

>>79260779
>skipping this scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZOEiFM3cmU

>>79267530
>taking that bait.

nobody skips melfi scenes

priest scenes can be passed over if you arent in the mood for that.

How does Carm look great in one scene and then horrid in the different scene in the same episode?

>>79262461
>eating pussy
>alpha

wew

>>79267702
it's alpha because you are in control of her orgasm you perma virgin neckbeard screamer

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>>79262461

> eating pussy
> not being a mezze fanook

pick one

>>79267724
If you'll suck pussy, you'll suck anything.

>>79267724
>Screamer

OUT OUT OUT

>>79267724
>screamer

What the fuck does that mean?

>>79267756
>le ebin polly pepe

fuck off retard

>>79267903

kill yourself fanook

>>79262924
fuck off. S6 is goat

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tfw no 4th season of Lilyhammer

>>79263782
Kiss him on the lips.

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Who was in the wrong here? Also would you have taken your hat off for Tone?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv3SeUdRBZM

>>79262442
You can see gandolfini genuinely laugh at the absurdity of this in that scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzNSL1BS6ms

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>>79272050
We don't sell hot dawgs hear

>>79271564

What is it with mobsters marrying loud, obnoxious, artificial women?

Is it possible to have a demure mobwife?

>>79273002
Italians are just like that I think

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What would've happened if Adrianna kept her mouth shut, and got arrested for possession?

There's no way she'd get 25 for a first offense.

>>79273721
With the RICO clause and intent to distribute that wouldn't be inconceivable but you're probably right. She just didn't want to fingerblast dykes twice her size to get her drug fix in prison. She was naive to think she could convince Chrissy. He had no family other than his alcoholic mom outside of the mob.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0tb2IR475c

>>79272276
>>79262442

I love how what should have just been a throwaway line at the end of the scene is this fucking brilliant and hilarious.

I loved this show.

>>79263754
Writers strike

HEY UNCLE JUN YOU BEEN EATIN SUSHI EH

>>79264668
That's kind of the point, being involved with the mob like that drags you down and there isn't really a good ending unless you find a way out

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>>79267903
>>79268028
stick to reddit you fucking queers.

>>79272304
why do you even bother? You worthless faggot.

I think it's fair to assume that Uncle Junior didn't eat ass.

I'm so glad I finally watched this show so I could participate in Sopranos threads. This show is so fucking good. I need to rewatch it for the first time now. God damn, even the "stupid" side stories were great.

I love Sopranos threads now that I can come here.

>>79275432
thats dicked up

>>79276072
>God damn
shut the fuck up nigger

Did anyone else tear up a little at the final scene between Tony and Junior? for me the part where Tony says "this thing of ours" and all the memories seem to come flooding back to Junior for a brief moment gets me every time.

>>79263515
Anthony Jr. is /b/

>>79276481
saddest scene bar none.

>>79276544
you're fucking retarded anon

>>79263808

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>>79263808
>literally 4chan
fucking newfag

>>79276466
Only niggers say "God damn"?

News to me.

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*breathes heavily*

>>79276744
and millennial faggots that like to talk like niggers and babies.

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I am going to rewatch all 5.5 seasons, super comfy.

>>79276779
I feel like you're projecting or making baseless assumptions. I said "God damn" not "gat dayum".

Maybe it just isn't a thing in your region. I'll try to inform you. Instead of saying "holy shit" or "oh man!" you could use "God damn". Hopefully this was an informative post, anon.

>>79276976
just stop niggering up this thread ok?

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>>79277434
I entered the thread by stating how I like the Sopranos and am super glad I finally finished it so I can participate in Sopranos threads and talk about this great show, and was attacked by some anon who thought I was trying to speak gangster because he never steps outside and listens to real human beans talk for real. I then sought to educate him on a vernacular he apparently has not heard. How am I niggering up this thread, exactly?

But back on topic because it's already Page 5 and I want to keep talking about The Sopranos; is it common for people to fucking hate Chrissy? Holy shit he just fucks up every chance he's given. Stop being a fucking druggy faggot and get your shit together. People would literally kill to get the breaks and promotions you got.

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*gabagools internally*

>>79260448
> Tfw Valentina and Gloria remind you of her

>>79277958
But also
> ftw when patrician gf watches refn, sopranos and man men with you and you have long sessions of interpretation and discussion afterwards

>>79260448
Literally just re-watched that episode

>>79272276
>Tony kills Chrissy for doing drugs
>He then does drugs and brags about it to the boys.

>>79278569
Chrissy was a mess.

>>79278569
I think Tony killed Chris because he was of no use to him anymore, the drugs and the accident were a good excuse and cover in his mind. Think about how he was willing to kill Paulie on the boat, i think he was having the same thoughts toward Chris except with Chris he went all the way.

>>79277684
Chrissy is the best character in Sopranos kys

>>79263515
And little carmine is /lit/, like fucking 100%

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>>79277684
OMG!! Calm down chris-toe-fahhh!! I hate seeing you getting this upset. Maybe we can get out? Leave tv and go to Reddit. I've secretly been on Reddit for a year. We can start fresh there

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>>79279410
YOU FUCKING WHOAR. I LOVED YOU!