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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMmmf84RbIw [Embed] <---- HIT PLAY PATRIOTS

>YOUR INFOWARS THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR BUNKER

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR HOMEMADE NEWS DESK, FITTED WITH DOCUMENTS ON OPRAH'S PEDOPHILE EUGENICS MONOLITH AND DEAD CHINESE ASTRONAUT MATRIX HIVEMIND WEATHER CONTROL MACHINES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE RANT YOU CALL OVER DONALD TRUMP USING TWITTER BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR 12-DIMENSIONAL ELITE FOLD-SPACE WW2 DRONE PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH PSYCHIC PAPA SMURFS, FOLLOWED BY CALLS FROM CIA VAMPIRES JUST AS THE INTERNAL COUP BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN HOW THE SUN = A STARGATE TO SATAN BUILT BY HILLARY CLINTON AND GOOGLE USES THE BOHEMIAN GROVE FOR GAY HOT DOG PARTIES

FOLKS WE'RE WINNING THE WAR

FOLKS TEXAN NUCLEAR RAILROADS LITERALLY POWERED BY BLOOD AND SEMEN AND LAUNCHED INTO SPACE WITH BACKUPS FILMED BY STANLEY KUBRICK

>"CANADA JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND HOST THE GROUP OF ROME BUT COME BACK TO US WHEN PATRIOTS GET EVERYONE TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE"

>"GLOBALIST "PEDO" "PIZZAGATE" CANADA, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. THE REVOLUTION IS HERE. IT'S TIME FOR THE 1776 AWAKENING"

-Alex Jones, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING ALEX JONES NAKED INFILTRATING THE VATICAN BILBERBURG MEETING SCREAMING ABOUT BREAKAWAY CIVILIZATIONS

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cue the 2nd amendment

WE ARE SEX ORGANS OF THE MACHINES

This absolutely BTFO when Joey Diaz went off on Infowars

>>79260321
are they speaking telepathically

damn........

I usually completely and eagerly dismiss Alex Jones, but goddamn this podcast has my head spinning.

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>>79260829
I love you!

https://youtu.be/WDtbeP59eOY

>>79262232
>>79262232
Alex 'shirley' jones and joe 'fifthjonas' rogan.

>>79261580
i'm the same. i used to watch AJ about 10 years ago but got overwhelmed with his shit. i'm glad i saw a different, more real side to him. i've started watching his show again

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>>79260829

This is what that pasta was meant to become.

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>>79261401
You can't just say that and not link us

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S U P E R
M A L E
V I T A L I T Y

>>79262854

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9p6jRHDZ0E

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>tfw to unintelligent to be part of the breakout civilzation

Alex Jones is unironically my favourite human being

>>79260829
Holy FUCK this is magical

>I LIKE STEAK BEER AND WOMEN

U ARE LIKE A LITTLE BABY WATCH THIS

Is there anything that isn't true for him?

I feel bad for AJ he's very smart and has a great memory capacity but its lead him to overthink every conspiracy at every angle. You can tell he tginks of himself on borrowed time and has to warn humanity before its too late but he can't get all his thougjts and warnings out at once and it leads him to being derided as a lunitic even tho he stumbles on some real shit every now and then

>>79261580
I watch him for entertainment purposes only. He's hilarious. The truth is sprinkled in there though.

U R LIKE A. BABY

>>79260321
is this an actual quote?
I swear i read it in their voices and it was too vivid

>>79264865
This.
That moment in the podcast where he's trying to get to the end of his rant and Joe stops him and Alex says something like "you don't know what it's like to have all this information fed to me and can't get it out!" It has a higher impact on video when you can see the frustration on his face how he can't communicate everything he wants to because not everyone is on the same dimension as him.
I feel for the dude

W A T E R O N T H E M O O N

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>>79262165
Brilliant

Hahaha fucking hell I laughed hard at this shit. He actually is insane but also intelligent at the same time.

>>79260321
Finally i can post this gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wglJzGwgO_w

>>79269225
shit wrong video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhqUk28OwHs

this one

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>americans didn't know that when you put "organ donator" you're basically saying "please kill me"

NEVER DO THAT SHIT
NEVER, if they know you're an organ donator they'll fucking kill you in the first chance they get to tread your sore thumb

>>79269225
fuck you frenchie

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>>79267692
I put this photo through content aware scaling

Here's the best parts

>>79267728
I'm not sure. But it may as well have been. You need to listen to the whole podcast. They actually talk about legitimate stuff but about half way through Alex just goes on to this and he is so fucking serious as well. Fucking hilarious. I'm fully woke after this

>>79260829
Hearing it in his voice makes it perfect

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>>79263881
Belated thanks, bro

>>79269424
hey fuck you buddy

>alex jones exposed seele and the tang sea
SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN

US code title 50 chapter 32 sub-section 1528 Paragraph B, motherfuckers. DO YOU USE IT?

>>79269715
OF COURSE I FUCKING DO. STAY WOKE BROTHER!

>>79260829
> [Embed] [Embed]

You had one job.

>>79269764
I'm told shouting this at a cop at traffic stop deprograms him. Can't wait to try.

>>79269592
I'm not your buddy, pal

>>79268411

it didn't help that Eddie Bravo was behaving like a complete jackass whenever he spoke.

>>79260829
'N annhymerus' yn rhaid i chi ei wybod Graddiais frig fy nosbarth yn y Llynges Morloi, ac rwyf wedi bod yn ymwneud â nifer o cyrchoedd dirgel ar Al-Quaeda, ac yr wyf wedi dros 300 o lladd gadarnhau. Yr wyf yn hyfforddi mewn rhyfela gorila a fi yw sniper gorau yn y cyfan lluoedd arfog yr Unol Daleithiau. Rydych yn ddim byd i mi, ond dim ond targed arall. Byddaf yn sychu i chi y fuck allan gyda thrachywiredd r likes chan sydd erioed wedi ei weld o'r blaen ar y Ddaear, nodwch fy ngeiriau ffycin. Rydych chi'n meddwl y gallwch ei gael i ffwrdd â dweud bod cachu i mi dros y Rhyngrwyd? Meddyliwch eto, fucker. Wrth i ni siarad yr wyf yn cysylltu fy rhwydwaith cyfrinach ysbiwyr ar draws yr Unol Daleithiau ac eich eiddo deallusol yn cael ei olrhain yn ar hyn o bryd er mwyn i chi baratoi'n well ar gyfer y storm, cynrhon. Y storm sy'n cael gwared â y peth bach pathetic fyddwch yn ffonio eich bywyd. Rydych yn ffycin marw, myn. Gallaf fod yn unrhyw le, unrhyw bryd, a gallaf eich lladd mewn dros saith gant o ffyrdd, a dim ond gyda fy dwylo noeth. Nid yn unig ydw i wedi'u hyfforddi'n helaeth yn ymladd unarmed, ond yr wyf yn cael mynediad at y arsenal cyfan yr Unol Daleithiau Marine Corps a byddaf yn ei ddefnyddio at ei graddau llawn i sychu eich ass ddiflas oddi ar wyneb y cyfandir, rydych ychydig cachu. Os mai dim ond gallech chi fod wedi gwybod pa dial unholy eich bach "glyfar" sylw ar fin dod i lawr ar chi, efallai y byddech wedi dal eich tafod ffycin. Ond nid ydych allai, na wnaethoch chi, ac yn awr eich bod yn talu'r pris, byddwch goddamn idiot. Byddaf yn cachu llid i gyd dros chi a byddwch yn boddi ynddo. Rydych yn ffycin marw, Kiddo.

>>79270101
I wouldn't say Eddie was a jackass, he just drank too much and acted like an inquisitive little kid. Eddie's presence definitely wasn't necessary though.. although it did add a more human element to all the brain fuckery going on that ep.

How do you know that Alex Jones isn't disinfo when he routinely discredits the seriousness of his own platform with wacky antics and failed predictions?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn3TaZp6pmQ

still the funniest alex jones video

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>that video of Alex Jones trolling the Young Turks at the RNC and someone runs up and spits in his face as he's walking out

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>>79270752

>>79270533

t. interdimensional child molester

>>79260321
child pedophiles*

>implying this doesn't make total sense
>confirmed never tried DMT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BKzuzjjCro

I feel sympathetic for Alex Jones. He has a lot of truths, but can't separate the signal from the noise and goes off on wild tangents because of that. And because he's a passionate man, dispassionate people will shit on him because he dares care about things.

>>79260321
I genuinely want to watch this and enjoy Alex Jones but the man triggers me. Even hearing him gloat about proper journalism being replaced by someone with one of the worst track records in the world for telling the truth is depressing. His boot licking of Trump makes things worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCFz8qPt8Y

post your best alex jones videos

>>79270973
Is this the Clockwork Elves one?

>>79269251
>>79269464
>>79270634
>>79271987
Moar

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>>79273637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ido2B4HqFM

>>79273637
Look up Todd Dracula on youtube, he edits some

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSJSUFz7Rn8

can't cope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kAEoCHANYY

Succubus with goblins

Damn the red pill tastes like THAT??!!!

>>79269286
if i was in a crash that left me like brain-dead but my organs could be harvested, PLEASE rip them out, i cannot bear the idea of being a vegetable.

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I gotta say that podcast led me to watch Alex Jones' doc on Bohemian Grove and that is some spooky stuff...

>>79271913
>t. globalist Soros shill
Pls kys

>>79276555
Nixon called them a bunch of faggots, and if he wasn't threatened by them I don't concern myself with them.

>>79276555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpKdSvwYsrE

>>79276815
what goes on there isn't threatening its just really weird. Alex's documentary has actual hidden cam footage of the "cremation ceremony" where they burn a dummy child in effigy under a giant owl statue...

>>79276815
>>79276880
yeah, this

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This is not really related but lately i've been watching some really loony people on youtube. There are literally 100s of these people on youtube. Can anyone please explain to me what is wrong with them and what's going on in their heads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgFQdeZfxnE

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>>79276897
What is known, it seems to be Californian businessmen, politician, lawyers.

Just why the chants of anti-ethical rhetoric?

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What if someone flew a silent drone into Bohemian Grove during a modern ritual to eavesdrop?

>>79277051
>silent drone

no such thing.

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>>79276942
It's the new "rambling around the streets with a sign saying THE END IS NIGH"

>>79273637
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODZE5peUfWQ

>>79277065
Mini drone with low RPM motor + Helium ballon with ballast

it's so doable

>>79260321
Alex Jones is a fucking plant to make presenting anything out of the msm narative look like a crazy idiot. They take 15% truth and sprinkle it with 85% nonsense.

Or you fly the drone into the trees days ahead of the meeting and eavedrops that way.

Or directional mic from a drone high up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLBMHEXJQp4

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ALWAYS I AM POSTING THIS IMAGE. BEST 15 SECONDS IN PODCAST HISTORY

>>79276942
Russian psy-ops

>>79270634
shit he's zooted

he's right about prometheus though

(((they))) are trying to control human evolution to create a new race where they are in control

>>79277238
Whatever you say Paul.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Toi4hcoFgfM

I'M A PIONEER

>>79277238
Chad Thundercock who works at Wallmart w/ 9" cock > Mark Zuckerpeckerwood with his $40B and secret societies

>>79270973
Damn son, this is a whole new level of woke

>>79273766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAunpaO6XE0

>>79271987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUIcCyPOA30

>>79260829

wew lad

>>79270973
Ginsengballon leDemonjohn's paliatchi, if crepes were beings and the rubbed lotion on themselves, they too 'd be said demons eccehuomo.

>>79260829
>no "Ladies & Gentlemen"

This man clearly doesn't watch my show, ladies and gentlemen!

>>79260829
INFOWARS.COM

>>79277282
the best

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He's a big guy too

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THE CONDITIONING IS BROKEN