>Sirius Black has escaped I wonder where he could be?

hiding in one of the dullest franchises

>>79254288
LoTR?

>notify immediately by owl

why the fuck don't wizards use telephones?

>>79254269
>Black

Anywhere desu

inb4 the pasta

>>79254345

Because

Actually I don't fucking know.

>>79254288
MCU?

>>79254269
If he has any sense he's already far away, as far as he can possibly get from one of the

>>79254406
Racism isn't funny.

>>79254446
Unless you're Christopher Walken you can't end a sentence on "the"

>>79254462
for you

>>79254269
Fantastic escaped criminals and where are they: they're in the case

>nobody will fully understand this reference

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what did he mean by this?

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>>79254288
The movies were actually cool, unlike one of the dullest shitposts in the history of movie shitposts. Each shitpost following /lit/ wizards and their pals from /r9k/ as they fight assorted kinographers has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the lack of film analysis the shitposts only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of images and pasta?all to make fantasy unfantastical to make witchcraft seem kiddie.

Perhaps the die was cast when Quentin vetoed the idea of shitposting on /lit/ directing the shitposts at /tv/, he made sure the shitposts would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody? Just ridiculously profitable cross-posting for his (You). The shitposts might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-atmospherical anaylsis in its refusal of critique and watching for the plot. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the shitposts are g-g-good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the books were terrible and the films were much better. As I read, I noticed that everytime he shitposts, Quentin wrote instead that Brave New World "was a low tier form of art."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that shitpost was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. The shitposters mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of shitpost by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are shitposting at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you shitpost you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

>>79254269
Did Sirius go to prison for raping young boys?

>>79254489
Is that from the Autism movie?

>>79254269
>>Sirius Black has escaped
>I wonder where he could be?


Fighting batman. Inside white bitches.

>>79254678
too meta