Discuss this piece of art.

>>79249704
This movie made me hate hate myself and I'm still not sure why.

>>79249704
Is this the fourth thread you've made about this movie this week?
What more could you possibly learn about it?

>piece of art
>iece of art
>ece of art
>ce of art
>e of art
>of art
>f art

>>79249704
I've jerked off to it a lot

Know nothing beyond that

>>79249704
Its pretty shitty. Kinda getting sick of the critic lesbo bias.

>>79249704
adele is my bunnyfu

Its title is objectively wrong.

>>79249704
someone post that webm of that scene where the director forced them to film on first day without any body double or protection

>>79251701
Just like homosexuality.

that lesbo scene is great

JERK IT OUT DUUUUUUUUUUUDUDDDUDUDDUU

>>79251780

I don't have it, but the first sex scene they filmed was Adele's masturbatory fantasy. It's hot.

I loved adele but the movie made me feel like i was getting cucked by an ugly dyke

Has anyone actually managed to watch the entire movie without jerking off once?

>>79249704
Post webms while mods are asleep

>>79253263
Yes but only because I watched it in cinema

>>79253263
I did

Somehow

>>79253278
Pls

>>79253263
I was doing well until the first sex scene

So, someone post those scenes.

i really admire the ass eating in this film

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>>79249704
>tfw i will never know what it feels like to kiss a grill

Frenchfags are sex-obsessed, what else is new.

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>>79254115
brehs....

>>79249704
tfw no hero will post the scenes

>>79249704
did any of you even read the comic book ?

>>79249704
>piece of art
Any Strapless Dildo™ clip is more art (and more fap) than this pretentious bullshit flick.

>>79249704
lesbians

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>>79251780
w-what?

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>>79249704
Better homosexual kino

>>79256361
His ass looked so delicious in this movie. I still fap to it even like ten years later.

>>79256141
Thank you. Finally someone gets it.

>>79256361
I don't watch movies with fags in them

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>>79256930
>yfw 65.8% of male actors are fudgepackers

>>79257043
I'm ok with fags as long they pretend to be normal

>>79257145

Pretty sure you're a closet homo.

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>>79256930

>>79249704
What is there to discuss? It's obviously an Extraordinary Beguiling 5 Star Masterpiece that is Blazingly emotional and explosively sexy.

>>79250522
Poetry

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>>79254115

Idiots, watch this instead:

http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/summertime-2016

>>79254115
It feels great, m8

>>79259802
http://instantlydistinguishedcreator.tumblr.com/post/146435166423/hairyceleb-cecile-defrance-from-la-belle-saison

>>79254115
>biting

stop that shit

>>79250229
>tfw you weren't born a hot tight little lesbo
I get it anon.

>Girls kissing girls
>Not kissing you

I was living with my girlfriend at the time and I still felt annoyed. It's not some lonely virgin shit, there's something really creepy about the intentions of the director that I can't put my finger on.

>>79260389

Virgin detected.

If you're not biting lips and earlobes you're doing it wrong. Women love that shit. Gets them wetter than New Orleans after Katrina.

>>79260560
>creepy
fag or woman

>>79253263
I'm a sucker for tan girls. Can't think of a hotter film desu.

>>79257169
If he was closeted he would never say "I'm ok with fags" dumbass.

>>79249704

Homosexual propaganda shit awarded in Cannes because Spielberg was the Jury President that year (Same year when Homosexual Marriage and Adoption laws in France were discussed). Fuck Frogs and fuck you all.

>>79261457
>This movie is about homosexuals, therefore it's homosexual propaganda.
fuck off, it's kino

>>79261457
What the fuck is homosexual propaganda anyway? Who spreads it? For what purpose? What is the end game here? Turning everyone gay? Making people think it's ok to be gay? Do you think it's not ok? What's the harm?

>>79261457
>waaah
Fuck off, /pol/ babby

>>79254115
fuck that made me miss making out with my mates for banter

The Handmaiden is the superior dykino about class relations. It has a fun plot and it looks good.

>>79263164
It has no hairy pits or forearms, see >>79259802 - main chick has hairy forearms and pit stubble, and other chick has fully grown out pit hair.

>>79249704
A better romance film than like 99% of romance movies, it that a charts a realistic trajectory for the typical young person's love life.

>Passionate at first, other person is your world
>Over time you get comfortable/bored
>One person starts demanding more than the other will give
>Someone sleeps around/does something destructive
>Relationship falls apart
>They flirt with reconnecting
>It's practically doomed to failure if they do

Also the sex scenes are really nice, I hope we get more movies like this. I'm not gonna be around forever god damn it.

post the webm

>>79260389
>he doesn't bite

Hahaha. WOW.

I mean I would hate it but women love it.

>>79249704
I just watched the porn scenes. What did I miss?

>>79265379
Young people are dumb and directionless, passion is fleeting, and class difference matters.

>>79261862
post a story pls

Adele deserved it.

Small phone screen
Read: "Blue is Walmart Color"

I killed myself over this movie. Its shit

>>79249704
Too lazy to pirate just for 2 flaties

>>79266103
Are you a ghost

>>79266103
>>79267558
Get >>79263503
>>79259802
>>79260268

does rubbing vaginas together even feel good

>>79249704
Ultimate fap material. I just hope the new lesbian romance with Eva Green has scenes like this.

>>79268636
Yeah man, I rubbed two chicks vaginas at the same time last weekend. Felt pretty good.

>>79268636
>this board
Yes, it does

>>79268742
who are you even quoting nobody said "this board"

>>79268808
Are yous stupid or just new? It's clear what he meant

>>79268877
Are you new to 4chan?

>>79268896
Nice try, tard. You've already exposed yourself

>>79268970
If you're new you should start by reading the FAQ.

>>79269034
Too late, no reason to keep trying to save face

>>79269072
The /jp/ meme started around 2012. That's the generous lower limit of how new you are.

>>79269175
How can you not understand the simple use of greentext? It's really more stupid than new

>>79254115
iktf, anon

>>79249704
I was watching this but my mom made me turn it off so she could watch Judge Judy