ITT: movie quotes youve use in life unironically

IT WAS ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS AND YOU DIDNT NEED TO KNOW

>>79248920
For you

Do you feel in charge?

>>79249206
We take [insert city] from the CARRUPT!

>>79249206
>Four hugh

Guilty of it.

Not from the movie but I regularly use CIA's

>I'm supposed to be in charge

on a near daily basis.

>>79248920
You talking to me?

Well I'm the only one here, who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

When I'm having a difficult time with something I'm doing, and someone asks me what's wrong, I say "I'm having... trouble."

Like how Robocop said it in Robocop 2. I have no idea why

>>79249206
>Do you feel in charge?
I've been known to use versions of that. Sometimes on mallcops or similar ineffectual little hitlers.

By Grapthars Hammer...What a Savings!

>I'm funny? Funny how Like a clown am I here to amuse you

Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time

Nows not the time for fear...that comes later - before exams

Youre a big guy - at the gym

The fire rises - cooking

>>79248920
Used one recently to great effect when I had to keep an elevator door open for a coworker loading stuff onto it and it kept closing on me like it refused to recognize my soul
"I AM A HUMAN BEING!"

>>79248943

YOUR THE KING OF KNOCK OFFS

>>79248920

I love to annoy the shit out of my wife with wiseau quotes...

Pigfuck

>>79248920
>MY BACK HURTS!
From Mr. Deeds, whenever I'm in a place with an echo or just when my back hurts.

>Woah! That's good squishee!
Not technically a movie quote, but just a classic Simpsons quote that I use way too much.

FUN FACT: I have used both of these after sex.

>>79252065
>Woah! That's good squishee!

Gonna use this next time I'm fucking

I actually use "I'm Ron Burgundy?" a lot whenever I see an inappropriate question mark somewhere.

>>79252065
>>79252165
cant cringe hard enough for you fags

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>>79248920
>Alright Kareem!
>Ah, you suck Kareem.

I don't even find the line particularly funny, but I use it everytime I throw something into something.

>>79252065
>FUN FACT: I have used both of these after sex
Had a mighty good kek at that one m8 nice work

>>79252790
It's okay to be humorous after sex, bruh. You did just get done smashing your genitals together.

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You're a big guy

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>>79253076
for me

If my dad ever thought I was being whiny, he'd just quote Ling's "Weeo-Peeo-Weeo" at me until I shut up.

>I'm not even supposed to be here today

>HEY YOUUUUUU GUYYYYYYSSSSS

>You're killing me, Smalls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrnVPW_6bJ4

Whenever it's appropriate 2bh

>....................................................................................................................................................................................I drive

i use this a lot

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>>79253150

>>79253103
Does he get to bring himself?

>Uh you don't get to bring friends

I own a movie theatre with a singles only policy to help out my fellow anons.

>>79248920
Everytime somebody tells me that anybody else said something about me I cry "MUH NAME WUZ ON THE SHTREETS??!!"

Nobody gets it

I don't interact with people irl anymore

> I don't know. I've had a lot of fun. I have Legos, you know.

(OC and Stiggs)

"It's treason then"

When I hear people drone on about overthrowing government

>>79248920
>>79251888
I actually do quote this movie quite alot at work. and in his voice aswell.
we have a staff of 6 people and we have a lisa and a mark.
The OhHai's are daily

THE JEDI ARE TAKING OVER!

"GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!"

"HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD, WHO'S NEXT"

"I'm in charge here!"

>>79254618
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEWS ARE EVIL!

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>>79248920
I quote his stupid shit way too much

>>79254691
don't call him his stupid shit

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>>79254709
took me a second

>>79248920
I quote Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz almost daily

>>79253255
Fuck I use that as much as I can. Are you me?

>>79248920
>Where the white women at?

>>79254954
>ya bunch of Kansas city faggots!

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shuffle off this mortal coil, you cunt

Tell Big Smoke he needs a cut

you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight

>>79252065
>fun fact: you have used both of these after getting your colon massaged by an older man's dick

>>79255051
>I ain't nobody's ass technician
SA is truly kino

>is only smells

YOU THINK THAT'S A SCHWINN

you'll get nothing and like it

THAS KNOT A KNOIF

my finger points

>>79254573
>>79254618


The only impression I can do is a really good Palpy so I do these quite often. And any time I say "no" I can't help but follow it up with "no, no, you will die!"

>>79248920

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PbE3k9LG9A

>>79255619
RED CLOTHES!

>X's are like onions, they have layers.
>Well that's just like your subjective opinion my man.
>Watch me swooce right in.
>It's Chinatown.

Nobody ever knows what the fuck I'm talking about anyway so I might as well get real weird with it. Oh that was another one.

>What's going on, Aunt Diane?

my aunt's name is Diana. close enough.

cringe thread

>>79256276
>yer gettin yet plane crashed, kid

>>79256293

Helllllllooooooooo Reddit!

ALL FUCKING NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG

>>79256677
MODS!!!!!!!!

>>79254789
>nobody tells me nothin'
All the time

so it begins...

Not really a quote but a gesture, but when someone annoys me or asks me something dumb I just do like Ricky from TPB, pretend to get something out of my pocket and then just flip them off and walk way,

>What killed the dinosaurs?
>-The ICE AGE

WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS GOING ON HERE?

>>79253150
That's fucking great.