>sex scene comes on

dumb frogposter

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>>79237993

what are the most kino sex scenes?

>mom puts her hand on your thigh

>dad walks in
>he sits down

>>79237993
>sex scenes comes on
>pause it and go for a walk

>Sex scene comes on
>Dog bites his lip

>sex scene comes on
>sigh audibly

>sex scene comes on
>pause and pace around the room

>>79239217
Persona (in retelling only)
Mulholland Drive
Last Tango in Paris

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>watching movie
>dad walks in
>character says F-word
>dad freaks out and tells me to turn it off

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>sex scene comes on
>have to either fast forward or switch to another channel for a couple minutes

Never thought I'd turn into an r9k faggot

>awkward sex scenes with no purpose in regular movies
Why?
Is it just so the director can feel that his generic garbage film is artsy?

>>79238160
Dang! Pepe looks like THAT!

>sex scene with black man comes on
>girlfriend bites lip

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>>79239939
this

#JustStrictParentsThings

>>79239954
>actress girlfriend
>sex scene comes on
>its her and a black guy

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>watching movie
>dad walks in
>characters start having sex
>dad walks out
>can hear him telling people i was watching porn

>>79239217
Basic Instinct

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>>79239939
>>79240007
>watching movie
>dad doesn't walk in, nor does he ever come home

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>>79237993
>Sex scene comes on
>see sister stare at you from corner of your eye
>look at her
>share awkward stare and awkwardly giggle at each other

>>79237993
Confession: I find comedic sex scenes with nudity awesome cause they are like situational comedy and relatable. I mean a small penis joke happens once in a while, even if only to spice things up.

In the other side comedic sex scene with no nudity is just excuse for vulgar humor. Its like a fart joke said through a loud speaker. Just fuck no man

>>79239871
Go for it anon, you know he wants it.

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>>79240130
I DIDN'T ASK FOR FEELS

>>79238160
This pepe always kills me

>>79239312
god i love incest

>>79239923
>feel nothing during sex scenes
>get rock hard when the girl tells the story on the beach in persona

honestly the lewdest thing on film

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>>79240130
Are u a person of color?

>>79240130
>>79240210
t. Jerome

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>>79240010
>>79240210
YAMERO, FEELS MAN-SAN

>>79240441
>>79240402
>white people can't have awful parents
How sheltered are you?

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>sex scene with black man comes on
>girlfriend notices my boner

>>79240402
>person of color

that's offensive
we call them "folks of chocolate disposition" now

>>79240444

holy fuck that is so stupid

is that like satirical anime or something? how can anyone think that is cool.. let alone screenshot worthy

>>79240629
Where do you think you are guy?

>>79240629
What's so stupid about it?

>>79240629
What did he mean by this?

>>79240629
That anime's actually pretty decent desu

the artstyle is fucking atrocious but the story is all about defining morality and similar themes like free will vs determinism and war/justice, it's kinda cool if you can get past the anime bullshit

>>79239848
>>79239906
>>79239947

>tfw i unironically do this

>>79237993
>sex scene comes on
>me and dad make jokes about it between ourselves constantly.

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>>79241122
>sex scene comes on
>dad bites his lip and looks at me