For fuck's sake America

>>79234473
>It's actually real

Why do you have to hate anything that is foreign with a burning jealousy?

>>79234473
top fucking kek
no way

BURGERED

>>79234473
>It's real

Fuck this, I'm out!

>>79234502
Muh subtitles

They hate exercise so much, they won't even exercise their eyes

>>79234473
Aren't those retards remaking toni erdmann too?

>>79234661
With Nicholson and Wiig apparently

>>79234473
can someone give me a brief gestalt on this image?

>>79234688
Yeah, they totally are. That's so ridiculous!
http://variety.com/2017/film/news/jack-nicholson-toni-erdmann-remake-retirement-oscar-nominated-1201980617/

>>79234706
They're doing an American remake of Les Intouchables

>>79234473
I don't get it

>>79234473
I'm afraid to ask.

What is this?

>>79234734
See
>>79234727

Kevin hart is a bad choice for the role

This movie will be 100% shit

>>79234502
>jealousy
try contempt

americans are fat

>"a third-rate buddy movie that hardly understands its own condescension....Why has the world flipped for this movie? Maybe it's the fantasy it spins on racial/social/cultural mores, much as Driving Miss Daisy did 20-odd years ago – uptight rich white employer learns to love through black employee's life-force. That was set in the segregationist America of the 1940s. What's this film's excuse?"

>>79234755
Seriously. Not the right kind of funny for the comedic bits, not a good enough actor for the serious parts.

The whole thing is unnecessary anyway.

>>79234473
>Kevin Hart is now the token black guy in everything

That is some bottom of the barrel shit right there, only fitting for a manlet

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>>79234727
>American remake of Les Intouchables

>>79234473
What am I looking at here and why are people reacting this way?

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american remake when

cast it

>>79234820
Read the thread

>>79234473
PLEASE GOD NO HOLY SHIT LEAVE IT ALONE

>>79234780

The real charm of the story is their weird friendship. Like when the wheelchair guy starts pretending to have a medical emergency to get away with a speeding ticket and then end up getting police escort to the hospital. Plus it's based on a real story, though the black guy was actually an arab, iirc.

>>79234844
I could really see Idris Elba in this!

>>79234847
I got it now from reverse image search.
Was that movie some kind of prized Bong masterpiece or something?

Is this an american remake of the intouchables, or whatever the translationf rot that french movie is?

It didn't need an adaption, it was already fine.

>>79234893
French.

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>>79234727

>Kevin hart
whhyyyy

>>79234893
French. It was super popular. Omar Sy basically ows his career to it. Part of why he was Bishop in X-Men Days of Futures Past movie.

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>>79234473
>Not casting Dustin Hoffman

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>>79234473
>Truly, through the power of our friendship, we have become intouchables
what did they mean by this

>>79234473
Why are people getting made at this picture? Give me a quick rundown.

>>79234964
Hoffman would probably work better. Funnily enough Elba would be an alright fit for Hart's character.

>>79234844
Chris Pratt as Strong Korean Beau
Anna Faris as Pregnant Lady
John Boyega as lead Father Man
Kevin Spacey as Evil Businessman Dickhead

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>funny dance moment when both characters are bonding
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo plays
>Kevin Hart winks to the audience

i cant wait for amerifats to whine in a few years when the chinks are remaking star wars and other shit

The only American remake of an European movie that I can think of seeing that was any good is the Birdcage, and only because Robin Williams and Nathan Lane played a gay couple pretending to be straight heterosexual family with screwball comedy antics was fucking hilarious. The original was far less funny, though admittedly the copy I saw was dubbed so that was a detriment to it.

>>79234976
The original is very good movie with very sad and touching moments and a movie women will never understand. The American remake is going to be shit.
>muh malcom's dad who was cooking meth, bitch
>muh black """""funny""""" manlet

>>79235049
Let Me In was alright, as remakes go.

>>79234473

>a black is in something
>4chan people; AAAAAH RAGE!!! ARGGGG! GRRRR!!!!!

pls die. pls.

American remake of LOTR when?

>Saruman the WHITE is the centerpiece villain while Sauron is barely mentioned
>Frodo has to carry The One Gun
>Hobbits only eat burgers
>Sam and Frodo are gay, Merry is black and Pippin is a woman
>trailer is literally all quips
starring Chris Pratt, Donald Glover, Ty Burrell , Jennifer Lawrence, Will Ferrel, Dwayne Johnson and Kevin Hart

>plebs already forgot that TGWTDT remake was much better than the original

Prepare yourself for shitty 'short' jokes and his lack of strength and small stature to pick up and man handle a limp body
Drawn out scenes of Hart trying to move Cranston
Extremely politically charged

Who knows, maybe it'll be good and hit us all right in the feels
>disappointment anticipated

>>79235155
That's not the point, you spank stain.

79235155
Bait so awful, I'm not even giving it a (You)

>>79235155
You're trolling, right?

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>remaking a movie that came out in 2012

ISIS nuking Hollywood WHEN?

>>79235155
you don't get it do you

>>79234655
There's this thing called dubs you know.

>>79235221
They remade Death at a Funeral three years after it came out.

>>79235221
by asking Americans to read you've already conceded the American market

pffffffffffffffffffffffffft

>>79234727
Why?

>>79235248
They're remaking last years Toni Erdmann too.

>>79235080
honestly bryan cranston is good, but kevin hart is the real travesty here

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>>79235284
jewywood works in mysterious ways.

>>79235309
>honestly bryan cranston is good
He was alright in Malcolm and other comedic stuff, but I feel his dramatic roles are too much for him, he's overacting as hell.

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>>79235155

>>79235309
Cranston is too high profile for a role like this. It just looks like le crack cancer man sitting in a wheelchair.

Honestly, I think the total refusal to hire fresh faces is what hurts a lot of Hollywood films.

>>79235243

No no i do.

>the role previously held by one guy will now be...played by a man with more melanin then the last one

>4chan; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHi kljbn,slxmkcn,sxnjxn,,x,an nigger nigger nigger, here are charts made by white supremacists about how dumb niggers are OMG nooo! too many blacks taking muh waifus! AHHH! I'm turning black! I can't stop rapping!

also there something about this being another american remake or something.

>>79234473
The real guy wasn't even black

>>79235155
Fucking retard

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>movie isn't even 10 years old

>It's fucking huge all around the world all you have to do is enable subtitles and watch the actual thing

>the average American can't even do that

79235394
>played by a man with more melanin then the last one
Omar Sy is blacker than Hart. Piss off you poor excuse for a troll

>>79235407
Wasn't he something like Mauritanian?

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>>79235407
Holy fuck you're right. I actually looked him up intending to prove you wrong.

>>79235533
They showed the real guys at the end of the movie.

>>79235155
>getting baited by this

>>79235567
>>79235533
wtf it was based on real people? i thought it was just a gay comedy movie

>>79235407
>mfw its true

Hahaha wtf

>>79235434
It's not just the Americans tho. How many of the mass plebs from Europe would actually go to the cinema to watch a French movie? As opposed to the exact same movie but from Hollywood with that guy from Breaking Bad?

And I'm saying that as an European.

>>79235771
Les Intouchables made over $400m at the box office, so I'd say quite a few people went to see it.

>>79235771
Dude, everyone has seen The Intouchables.

>>79235771
It was very popular in my country you nigger

>>79234985

You're spot on, Elba would kill that role.

>>79235823
Yeah, it's a meme to say he'd be a good fit for roles, but this is one where he'd actually work.

>>79234964
>>79234985
Hoffman and Elba would actually be a bretty good casting. Seriously.

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>>79234473
>the city of Walter White

Wait a second, wasn't this already a movie in France?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V8ZJ_8qARs

Fucking hated that movie.

As for the remake, those two are way too old for their respective parts.

>>79235918
Would be a much better movie than this with those two. And you know, i don't think it'd cost that much. Hart and Cranston probably take much more

Idk, just doesn't seem right with Kevin Hart. Like the whole point is that it's this tough street thug, who rich guys would usually run away from, taking care of this guy. Kevin Hart is a tiny little middle class dude who terrifies nobody.

>Untouchable
huh? never heard of this. what is it?

>>79236029
Comfy buddy movie

>>79236029
It's a French movie about a poor black French dude who acts as the caretaker for a paraplegic rich white French guy. They've decided to do an American remake, and naturally they chose Kevin Hart.

>>79234844
where would the train go?

>>79236055
>It's a French movie about a poor black French dude who acts as the caretaker for a paraplegic rich white French guy.
wtf this actually sounds like a good movie to watch esp with Cranston.

Something to look forward to

>>79236029
A ripoff of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

>>79234953
I love Bishop. He needs his own film. I need to read his comic runs, pretty sure he's a cop in one of them. Why can't we have Bishop film? He's black and he has cool as fuck powers. I loved him in DoFP.

>>79236083
they are polar opposites, the only similarity is the setting

>>79234727

Are you fucking kidding me.
With fucking Kevin Hart?
Are you FUCKING kidding me?
I can excuse Le Danger Man, but FUCKING KEVIN HART?
ARE YOU FUCKING

>>79236139
>they are polar opposites
Grumpy rich guy gets fucked by life and ends up wholly incapacitated. A person helps the rich guy to cope with the situation, which leads to him developing a (semi-)positive attitude.

Yeah, polar fucking opposites.

>>79236079
I think Cranston is a good call, I just don't like Hart playing the role of the black dude. The point is that he's this big tough street guy, that gets completely ruined when Black Bilbo Baggins is playing the role.

>>79236273
> big tough street guy

maybe for you

>>79234727

>making a remake of 5 year old movie

what the fuck, are we going to see a Hacksaw Ridge remake next year?

>>79236065
Baltimore

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>>79234473

Will the American version shove Beats by Dr. Dre in our faces every 5 mins?

>>79236320
Idk if this a meme or what, but the dude in the French version was like 6'3". I'm only 6'0". Even as a "mulatto", if I ran into that guy in dark alley in basically any major city, I'd be a little concerned.

>>79236561
jesus christ he's a foot taller than kevin hart probably

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>>79234473

>>79234473

What kind of flower is that ?

>>79236591
Hart's apparently 5'4. So almost, yeah.

I was watching like 20 movies a week and they were all shitty. I was at a low point, thought about quitting watching movies all together. Then I saw the Intouchables and it restored my hope in cinema. That movie was so fucking good.

>>79236843
You're an idiot.

>>79236869
*tips fedora

>>79234473

no fucking way what kind of translation is this?

I can imagine the ear piercing scene

'Yo now you look like GAEENGSTUH, bruh!'

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This is the most cringeworthy liberal shit ever. They changed the race of the caretaker, so liberals can feel like ''ooh look there black and white and can be friends''

>>79234999
meme actors/tresses

>tho trips of truth

>>79237109
it's more like a symbolical 'passing of the torch' from old white people to black dwarfs

>>79237109
I'm usually like you, but the original was justified. The movie was specifically a movie about a black trying to integrate into aristocratic white culture. It's probably the few movies where casting a nig is truly justified, The Wire being another for an example.

>>79237109
Arab/ Maghreb from the banlieue and black guy from the banlieue are in pretty similar situations desu.

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>>79234473
>this will win best picture

isn't this a tv show with Minnie Driver

Isnt one reason why the black guy got the job because he is tall and strong?

How the fuck would Manlet Hart even manage to carry Cranston?

>>79235155
most retarded post all day

>>79236383
Americans have no culture so they have to take it from other countries and "Americanize" it. It usually means adding black leads and cuckoldry

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>>79235245
underrated comment

>>79237851
>Americans have no culture

Is this a meme, or do people actually believe this?

>>79235080
>women will never understand

Most of my friends who love this movie are women.

>>79237851
>Les Intouchables
>adding a black lead

>>79237961
In this case it makes sense but for other movies, "Live action death note comes to mind" american studios love their black leads. I mean if they truly wanted a diverse cast where are the mexican leads, i'm sure george lopez needs work

>>79235155
i wish you pain and suffering

>>79238045
mexicans are white but also not white therefore nobody gives a shit about them as a demographic and therefore it isn't important to have them as a lead

Why Hart, it's going to look ridiculous when he has to pick up Cranston's body.

>>79237851
>adding a black lead

One of the two main characters was originally black...

>>79238045
15% of our country is black, it's not that big of a deal.

>>79235155
Hillary, go to bed

>>79238082
But it is 2017 mexicans need representation to show Drumpf supporters that no wall will stop progress

kek all these mad yurocucks

nobody cares about this shit anyway it'll flop

>>79238121
>>79235533
Definitely black

>>79234780
>movies that american will never understand

>>79238121
Hispanics account for 17% of your total population so your movies need show 2% more hispanics then blacks currently

>>79234780
It's just a story about a dirt-poor street tough caring for and developing a friendship with a rich guy. Their worlds and worldviews would have never met without the rich guy's injury.

And it's fun. There's no segregation-tier deference, the black guy shows no pity for the paralyzed rich guy, and that's the whole reason that the rich guy hires him in the first place.

>>79238136
Haha yeah you're right fellow [insert whatever side you want to disparage here]

Truth of the matter is the only time people bring up hispanics is when their country gets trucked by a wave or an earthquake, it's FUTBOL CUP time or, more recently, Trump is brought up. Whites don't really care if latinos have problems, blacks definitely don't care, and asians have been stealth on the subject because they aren't blaming their problems on racism or being called racist even though asians probably hate blacks more than whites

oddly enough Trump's wall meme probably brings more attention to problems hispanics have than anything else that is going on

>>79236383
They remade of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in 2 years
It's not the usual Hollywood remake, it's the "Americans can't comprehend successful foreign movies so we can remake them and make some big buck"

>>79238191
>Hispanics account for 17% of your total population so your movies need show 2% more hispanics then blacks currently

"Hispanics"....lol, you know we're not a race, right? We've got whites, blacks, "indios" (native americans) , even some asians. That's why you don't see us whining about racial representation too often.

Blacks are a racial group. It makes sense for them to appear in many movies. But racially speaking, there is no difference between Antonio Banderas and Robert Deniro. And all that separates Al Pacino from the average Mexican is like 25% "indio" ancestry. This is why latinos don't care. We separate ourselves on racial lines. The whites identify with whites, the blacks with blacks, the mestizos with either whites or native americans depending on what they have more of (Tony Romo and George Lopez are both mestizos, but you better believe that they identify with different groups).

The only latinos who bitch about this stuff are stupid half-gringa chicanas who took 2 semesters of gender studies and come home for thanksgiving talking about "latinx* representation. Actual latinos could not give less of a fuck.

*pronounced "lateenex", lmao, those goofy bastards

>>79235284
there's no reason not to, they can afford it

>>79238288
*Oh, and THEY COME HOME FOR THANKSGIVING. And celebrate it. Then they have the guts to whine about "cultural appropriation" and "racism". Bitch, you're supporting that stuff.

>>79235048

Disney would never sell the rights

>>79238288
Your dubs don't change the fact that you have internalized oppression and are blind to the plight of your brothers and sisters.

>>79238137
Just like hidden figures, right
oh wait the american public has absolute shit taste, it'll do fine

>>79238334
>china
>caring about copyright
lol

>>79237165
LOL the original story was about two white dudes.

>>79238347
>Your dubs don't change the fact that you have internalized oppression

LIAR

We are well aware of the oppression of blacks by whites. My dad's homeland, Cuba, was built on that oppression.

But we're not all of the same race. You, like so many other white liberals, mistakenly think that everyone with a Spanish surname is a non-white who needs to share solidarity with the blacks. This is as reasonable as thinking that a white American/Canadian/British man named Jackson/Johnson is on the same level as a black Nigerian man with the same surname.

My ancestors (the white ones, before they raped my black slave great-great-great grandmother), literally invented modern racism. I personally identify as a half-black, half-white guy, but I'm not stupid enough to think that my white Cuban "brothers and sisters" (and that includes my real-life little sister, who looks full white) or my Mexican indio "brothers and sisters" feel any kind of solidarity with me, or vice versa. All we have in common is a Spanish surname and (usually) Christianity. That's all. I'm as similar to them as a white Scot is a to a black guy from Louisianian, or a man from Liverpool is to a man from Lagos.

>>79238756
the original story was about an algerian

then again that must be white to you if you're american

>>79235533
>>79238756
"""""White"""""

>>79238756
>the original story was about two white dudes.

I don't understand. The original movie was clearly a black man and a white man. It was based on the story of an Arab man and a white man.

>>79238159
So movies about being jealous of other countries?

>>79234755
Kevin Hart is a bad choice for any role. Fucking terrible comedian and barely an actor.

>>79235162
Fuck you, Donald Glover is great and does not belong on that list.

>Complain about there not being enough black actors or whatever
>Keep giving le funny midget man roles instead of actually good black actors