ITT: Make assumptions about someone based on their favorite film.

That movie sucked

Return of the King

Grumpy 53 year old man

>>79233919
jewish
>>79233958
pleb

cant pick just one so top four

American History X
Boondocks Saints
Fight Club
The Dark Knight

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>>79233919
Cool guy
>>79233958
Reddit

>>79233919
wears a fedora unironically
>>79233958
loves tabletop games

>>79233987
Pleb who didnt goto college but works full time, just got their own apartment and hangs out at the
local sports bar regularly.

>>79233958

You may have been bullied and then bullied others.

>>79233987

Pretty cool guy. Possibly a normie.

>>79234001

Cool guy as long as you don't break his bawwwls.

Rush

Snatch

>>79233958
Simultaneously a dork and pleb

Go

>>79234107
Foreign student studying abroad in the US.

>>79234137
38 year old hindu, very tall and skinny

>>79234107
Fokkin pikey

The Hustler

>>79234105
Movies not music dumbass

>>79234227
has an old harmonica lying around somewhere in his home

>>79233931

Fuck you

Breathless (1960)

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>>79233919
Rate me

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I lay my cockles at your mercy

>>79234448

You listen to vinyl records.

>>79234448
Has a penis the size of a tiny mushroom

Taxi Driver

>>79233919
Eraserhead

>>79234490
Post your favorite film so we can rate you bro

>>79234137
Jaded old former rave kid

>>79234105
Middle aged uncle

>>79233987
14

>>79233958
Never seen a vagina

>>79234512
Analytical, mid-20's

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>>79233919

Either Master & Commander, 2001 or Boyhood. Probably the first one

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Not watched it in years
But i has always been The Navigator
Because it got me into sci fi as a kid and also it also influenced me to become a pilot

Se7en

>>79234107
you like comics a lot

>>79234001
Had one friend who was always at your house throughout high school. Kind of an asshole

>>79234611

What do you fly?

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>>79234528

>>79233919
Paedophile.

>>79234167
>>79234217
>>79234624
No to all three

>>79234611
Had his first fap to Sarah Jessica Parker

>>79234652
You like deep analytical stories but have to constantly hide your power level from friends

>>79234614
You like industrial music

>>79234611
You miss your childhood

>>79234590
You are depressed

>>79234520
You drink pbr

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>>79234635
Sea King for the Norwegian Luftwaffe

>>79234816

Could you guess one of my favorite albums is The Idiot by Iggy Pop?

>>79234825

Neat. I'm glad you get to do something you love.

>>79234816
>You like deep analytical stories
Sorry anon for me it's Aesthetic+Emotion>everything else

Story/plot be damned

8 1/2

>>79234973
THIS
H
I
S

Top patrician spotted.

Big Fish

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

>>79234448
I can't decide between "You see a film as many times as it takes to like it" or "Influence is a major criterion for your ranking"
I fucking hate Breathless
>>79234483
Is it a longshot to say you enjoy Korean drama movies? I dunno why I would say that.
>>79234227
You can like a movie just because of its ending (not that it applies in any way to this)
>>79234107
You can very easily call a movie pure shit before you even watch it.

>>79234490
you have a gay beard and are obnoxious about beer

That Obscure Object of Desire

>>79234001
You're a funny guy

>>79235387

Funny how?

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>>79235379
your fave movie has jared leto as the lead

The Gold, the Bad and the Ugly

>>79235416
well im sorry to hear that because now

>>79235423
i know right ? it sucks balls because he was great in that one

>>79233919
a pleb, with a patrician taste on little girls.

In the mood for love

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I love this film so much. The casting of Harry/Goblin was legendary and Harry and Parker's relationship in this film was great to see.

>>79234227
>>79235343
spot on

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Clue

>>79234227
based

>>79235142
agreed

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Roast me

>>79235717
fun bro

Apocalypse Now

>>79233919
Children of Men
or
Everything is Illuminated

>>79235804
You're the kind of person who wallows in endless amounts of shit, but you think its all gold

Then one day you latch onto the biggest piece of excrement available to you and are convinced not only is there meaning to be found in it, but that you are blind as to never find a real gem

Blade Runner (final cut, not the theatrical release)

>>79235953
Shit taste. Theatrical is best.

>>79234448
Freshman film student

>>79233919
Someone already said Goodfellas so here is my top 5 in order.

Goodfellas
Days of Heaven
White Heat
Sweet Smell of Success
Eraserhead

>>79234590
Patrician

>>79235178
Great movie, but you are 18

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love it

>>79236198
you listen to the scriptnotes podcast

Raging Bull

The Seventh Seal

Interstellar

>>79235195
Community film major dropout

>>79236315
You've watched at least one black and white movie in your lifetime.

>>79233919
god what a beautiful movie poster

>>79236198
You get told often that your favorite film is lame

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>>79236063
you get easily frustrated

>>79236315
you have a bad relationship with your father

>>79236542
you often lie

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>>79235379
14 year old """"film buff""""

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Probably this

>>79236908

You are the patron saint of mediocrity

Dredd 3D

>>79235379
I can't believe people actually liked this

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Fite me you mothers

>>79235953
You still that in your lifetime we will see the retro future we've all wanted.

>>79237570
You were the first one in your circle of friends to own a dvd player.

>>79233958
You fantasize about a deeper connection to people but are afraid to make changes so you rather leave things as they are.

Cool Hand Luke

The Great Escape

The Big Lebowski

>>79237571

you're either a dude with an extensive katana collection or the typical 'nerdy' girl who exclusively watches long, drawn out asian movies with minimal dialogue and christopher doyle as the cinematographer (your second favorite is last life in the universe)

>>79234105
Despite your best efforts tend to bottle up negative feelings and have subtle auto-destructive tendencies (which you may not want to acknowledge).

>>79237819
You walk around saying "what we have here is a failure to communicate" to everyone

Prisoner of Azkaban

>>79237903
Stoner or somebody that watched too many movies

>>79238338
Someone who always clogs the toilet after going number two.

>>79234001

You always wanted to be a gangster

Cue Tony Bennet

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>>79234611
cool guy

>>79233919
Rape fetishist

>>79235226
Daddy issues

>>79233919
seems safe to assume anyone who has a favorite film either doesn't watch many films or is an idiot

>>79236198
Daddy issues for you too.

The Assassination of Jesse James or Conan the Barbarian

>>79240703
virgin

>>79237853
You try to escape from your routine life but keep ending up back where you started.

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My body is ready

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hard mode

>>79240943
You are a try hard snob obssesed with being "different"

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>>79234227
/pol/ crossposter but one of the smarter ones
>>79234448
believe your love is more meaningful than people around you
>>79234594
troll
>>79235195
refer to yourself as a "film-buff"
>>79235206
name-drop pt as a test to other people you meet
>>79235880
you like zizek
>>79236542
agnostic
>>79237853
you wish you were born in a different decade
>>79240658
this anon gets it

this is the only Cuaron film I like

>>79240998
Do me
>>79240920

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>>79233919

Casablanca

>>79240721
heh

>>79240995
or it's just a really good movie you faggot

thanks for shit tier (You)

>>79240920
You're a teenager who's never been in love before and is willing to kill yourself if you don't get what you want.

>>79241176
bogart a shit

your that guy same guy who posted him a while back ?

A Time To Kill

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this was my favorite movie series

maybe because i saw it so young

>>79241111
>>79240920
you google the sparknotes before ever actually open a assigned reading.

>>79235717
tits man

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Sometimes I wonder why it's my favourite film, but something just hooks me in.

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The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

>>79234227
i like this movie but why did they kill so much good talent early on such as woody strode?

Silence of the Lambs

Smokey and the Bandit

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American History X

>>79237715
You chilled out with your grandparents more than your parents.

>>79240505
You watched HBO as a child.

>>79241155
You want someone to recognize and affirm how ambivalent you are about being a cinephile.

>>79241539
You always have a backup contrarian opinion when two people are arguing about whether "No Country for Old Men" or "There will be Blood" is better, but they both know that your movie sucks.

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do me plz

>>79233919
You want to rape your way out of the friend zone

>>79234483
Empathetic, fun

>>79242557
14 year old taking media class in high school

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>>79233919
jew lover

>>79242781
>>79242779
People have already done these. Piss off.

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>>79233919

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>>79233919

>>79241200

if you really thought it was a good movie you wouldn't have to defend it to anonymous shitters

>>79234269
That is a movie, you impotent cow

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Makes me cry every time.
Be gentle.

>>79234490
Second year of college at best

>>79242700
A gentleman with supreme taste.

This was my shit back in the day along with Behind enemy lines.

>>79233919
I don't mean this to be edgy in any way. I genuinely feel great after watching
>American Psycho.

The atmosphere, monologues, and ending seriously leave me feeling refreshed and motivated.

It's less about the murders and more about a man's inner struggle and how externally meaningless that struggle really is. At the end of the day, he remains what others have perceived him to be despite the way he perceives himself.

It helps me center myself around objective goals rather than subjective contrivances like morality and happiness. Instead, it makes me want to compete on a materialistic level and prove to myself through others that I am a vision of self-improvement and the apex of human achievement.

Also, it lets me forget about the body parts in my freezer.

>>79243033

you're the best. Also Mickey loves ya

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>>79233919

>>79235195
You're cool people's

>>79233931
i agree.

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>>79233919

You enjoy all the classic mafia films, like Casino, The Untouchables, Goodfellas, The Godfather, etc.

>>79233919
Wartchmen

>>79233919
Castaway is the one movie I've watched multiple times in my life and have never disliked.

>>79246240

I hope you're talking about The Ultimate Cut

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Citizen X.

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>>79233919
>met my father 5 years ago
>he still rejected me
>somehow this is my favorite movie
Frequency is my personal kino

>>79246461
we never talked again... he doesnt recognize me as his son

I can't think of my favorite one, so here's a list
2001
Apocalypse Now
Godfather I+II
Enemy
Prisoners

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>>79246461

>Rejected by father
>Frequency is your favourite film

Sorry to hear that, man.

>>79246777
You haven't done enough drugs yet.

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it's not particularity the best film I have ever watched
but I just love this movie, cant really explain why

>>79243732
you love your father

>>79243033
you're a man of reason among your family and friends

>>79241539
you see beauty in things people ignore

>>79240943
such an underrated film familia
you like to see chaos unfold around you
>>79236198
you may love or hate deeply your father
>>79235178
you think you're smart
>>79234652
you want to keep the things you do as secrets
>>79237092
you may think things are good because other people say so, but not because you actually like them

>>79246777
you're a drug virgin

>>79245305
you endure tension, you are a resilient person

>>79235804
you are a literal kid
you have no taste
probably have apple products
you get bored easily

if not trolling
I fucking hate you

>>79233919
you really really like pan pipes

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i don't watch many movies
all i live for currently is comedy
thus, this choice

Bronson

>>79250278
kaneda

>>79234490
A Serious Man is the most kino of all C bros

>>79250433
Most underrated, but NCFOM is their magnum kino.

>>79250278
You're fucking weird and at social gatherings you sweat too much

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>>79234227
Choice western. Good pic.

>>79233919
Spring Breakers or Badlands.

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go ahead ans rate

>>79251567
kek

>>79251948
Hearts of Darkness

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>>79233919

>>79253665
You think Kafka is the best thing that happened to literature

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>>79252163
Small dick
>>79253003
You own a fedora but you have never worn it

>>79254452
I don't have a fedora though

>>79234001
slices garlic really thin

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Good luck

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>tfw don't have a favorite film

>>79242700
fuck this movie; fueled that trope of Russians running out of rifles and charging into machine guns in horde

>>79233919
a prophet

>>79255150
You blame others when it's your fault even for stuff like depression

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>>79251567
You are Jack Black

Lost in Translation

>>79241324
you're special and love to see people wear their heart on their sleeve

oceans freak you out

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>>79241176
Don't watch enough movies.

>>79242282
/pol/

>>79242473
Either:

Patrician who realises only Scott can do director's cuts.

13 yearl-old girl who thinks Orlando Bloom is a "real man."

>>79246364
Just another edgelord.

>>79256530
based

Trainspotting

>>79233987
You're 19 and you're the only person who thinks you are interesting

>>79233987
Redditor

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>>79234001
The only good movies you like are based on true stories or involve crime.

>>79235178
See above

>>79235195
Everybody calls you a hipster but you know you're not.

>>79240505
Knows exactly what to do with tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

>>79240920
Prefers Moulin Rouge but pretends they don't.

>>79241155
Doesn't get it.

>>79243033
Damn fine taste

>>79243732
See above

>>79245305
Thinks sci-fi has more literary merit than modernist poetry

>>79253665
Loves Monty Python and Blackadder

Now do me faggots.

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Predator

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>>79253529
Thanks, never head of it but it's just what I want to watch

>>79260282
You're my dad

>>79233931
>>79245201
>>79234354

IF is the american cut, yes, it sucks. European cut is god tier. I was surprised many yanks hated it, but from their point of view, the movie is evil.

lol why is the "REDDIT IS BAD" meme still going so hard? You guys realize you're on the most basic, popular, & normie imageboard on the internet, right?

>>79261310
do you mean all those star wars and capeshit threads are not a sign of patrician tastes?
I am bewildered

>>79261261
You're too much of a homo for Barbarella.

The Good The Bad And The Ugly
The Empire Strikes Back
Halloween (1978)
Guilty Pleasure:Saw Franchise

Apocalypse Now
The Godfather(part1)
TWBB
Barry Lyndon

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>>79261835
>part1
the reddit choice

>>79261879
not him, but one has many reasons to prefer part 1. Myslef, even if I love part 2, too, I think that part 1 is better because is a true descent into darkness, a fallen hero story. Part II is great and makes you deal with it, but has a comparable emotional conclusion just for the last scene.
In part I, every step is a tragedy on its own.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8O0hWTAyEXA

>>79248043
>you may think things are good because other people say so, but not because you actually like them
I'd like to believe that not so much.
For example, I never liked some of the /mu/core or some critically acclaimed films, but I can see why you might think that.

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>>79261879
part 1 simply flows. Feels almost like a painting, a true work of art to be appreciated

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>>79261106
complains about cgi on reddit
>>79261261
Secret fascist
>>79261879
15 or 43 years old

>>79261879
>not part 3

You are new to being a contrarian, huh

O Brother, Where Art Thou

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>>79262396

Southern boy who's never actually been home to Alabama and hardly remembers his grandparents

>>79262466
Average as fuck with only a knowledge of cinéma to make yourself stand out of the lot.

Secretly, you'r a serial killer with about 4 victims so far.

>>79262599
>about 4 victims so far.
you were so close..

>>79234232
you have a job as a bricklayer

The Deer Hunter

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Absolutely hate the TV show, though.

>>79251567
not even being ironic: good taste. underrated.

The Assassination of Jesse James
Boogie Nights

>>79263855
Why?