>Crumb cake? More like Crumb cunt! What was his best food puns?

>Do you serve ice cream here?
>Yes c-chef
>And is it frozen>
>Well... yes.
>UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!

>Crumb cake? more like cum cake

PAN, NICE AND HOT

OLIVE OIL IN

DAD

NICE AND ALCOHOLIC

>>79229284
THIS SOUP IS OVERCOOKED AND LIQUIDY YOU FUCKING DONKEY

>complaining that the pizza is a little bit greasy

Do all brits have such shit taste?

ITS FUCKING RAW YOU DONKEY

*slams premature son on hospital floor*

>>79230125

A nicely done pizza's greasiness should be minimal so that every topping gets to shine.

If you want to taste grease order a plain cheese pizza.

>>79230125
>>79230236
>napkins don't exist

>>79229520
Different soups do have different consistencies though
A watery soup that's meant to be thick would be a fuck up

>>79230313
Go back to work Uli.

>>79230125
Their country is getting gentrified so jokes on them now

>>79230559
Yes chef, right away chef!

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>>79229284

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>>79230125

you are one of those people who complain about never ending wipes

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>>79230644

we need more caps of ramsay roasting fans

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>>79230644
>>79230726
Holy fuck is he /ourguy/?

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>>79230125
>>79230236
>>79230601

>>79229284
I love this guy but in one the documentaries before he started doing all his shows.........
holy shit he treated his employees like shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1X11aLACso

>>79231327
>he's a commie
unironically what did he mean by this?

>>79231372
Commis chef is the lowest rank of a fuly trained chef. Someone who's just finished their apprentiship. You can also have Commis Sommeliers, Commis Matrie'd, etc.

>>79231327
holy shit this guy is amazing, definitely /ourguy/

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HELLOO! MY NAME IS NINOOOOOO!

>>79230559
>tfw he turned into a normie and stopped playing games
Why do things have to change?

>>79231327

I hate this piece of shit.

>>79231327

He's stressing everybody out and making them nervous. This only makes them make more mistakes. What a terrible boss.

>>79231986
thats how gordan was taught
it's a like an abused child who grows up to abuse his child

>>79230644
wait so you can literally get gordon ramsay to critique your food?

>>79232046
You can get Gordon Ramsay's Social Media Manager to critique your food, yeah.

>>79232155
tfw i'll never be paid to shitpost on peoples' food

>>79231327
he went through anger management, didnt he?

>>79230726
>,,,,;

>>79229347
>one glass of ice water please
>yes sir
>has this ice been frozen?
>yes
>...wow

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>>79229284
>You! Get out of my kitchen! Go have a cigarette you worthless donkey!
>y-yes chef

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>79232538
Ramsay. Amy's food is amazing.

>>79232592
This. I think he's just jealous.

>>79231774
>>79230559

did he ever finish platform masters?

I still want to fucking play it

>>79232538
>ywn be the spoiled American trophy wife of some weird foreign mobster who used your impulsive whim of wanting your own restaurant to launder his illegal money

>>79231327
>gets emotionally and probably physically abused by his dad
>goes on to make a career out of emotionally and at times physically abusing others
yeh this guys a complete cunt
and all the sycophants in his yt comments that try and justify his actions and suck him off are even worse

>What is it Chef?
>This soup is bloody cold.
>Sir, it's gazpach-
>un-fucking-believable.

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Watch Season 1, Episode 1 of BBC's Kitchen Nightmares. Watch Gordon show both love and wrath to
>a restaurant owner who is so clueless, she didn't realize what was happening until she had the "television premier" party in her home with friends.
>a "chef" who is so humiliated that he goes on to a life of abuse and tries to sue Gordon.

You see how much Ramsay loves and respects his profession in the original series. "Boiling Point" was more about his striving for perfection.
>fires a waiter for drinking from a water bottle in view of the customers
Yep.

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>>79232046
Haven't you seen the banner?