Computer, Start a new program and create as follows:

>>79228955
A more powerful computer.

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Computer, start "big tiddy girlfriend" simulation. Seal the doors and do not let any of the crew in until my vital signs are null.

>>79228955
Create a scenario in which Gul Dukat does something wrong

>>79228955
>Simulate 20, full sized and sentient John Luc Picards dressed in full infant regalia (diapers, pacifiers, ect)
>Arrange the Picards in a circle with a radius of 8'
>provide each Picard with an electric prostate massage device inserted in their rectums
>activate simulation as I walk bare-chested into the center of the Picard pleasure ring
>computer, on my command have all 20 Picards spit their pacifiers out onto my chest as they berate me in Klingon, Rommulan, Vulcan and standard
>after 60 seconds have the Picards simultaneously ejaculate on my chest via prostate stimulation
>remove safety protocols for ejaculate velocity

>>79229222
Those trips made me cum

Computer, replicate cocaine viagra hypostim. Create and administer dosage to 40 horny beverly crushers Disengage safty protocolls.

>>79229218
>Error: Cannot Compute.

>Computer play the episode of Frasier where Daphne is naked in the shower
>4D mode please
>disable all safety protocols

>>79229586
>mfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4

>>79228955
>computer, start program "Deanna Troi - Chick with dick anal pounding"
>disable safety protocols

>>79229222
"This is mutiny!" - Picard

>>79229158
Milkiiiieeeessssss please

>>79229218

Seeing how his only mistake was not exterminating the bajorans, it will simply show us a Bajor that only has Cardassians living on it. And a giant statue of Dukat smiling on the people.

>>79229708
A metaphor for his post-Frasier career ?

Computer, run Data & Picard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs

>>79230857
Indeed,
Scrambled eggs everywhere.

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Computer, run celery man.

>>79229222
wew lad

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>>79229222

>recreate Auscwitz concentration camp
>transport all crewmembers with Jewish heritage to the gas chambers
>disengage safety protocols
>create Hitler and make him undefeatable by Data