HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HER HEAD

this looks worse than wonder woman
and i can't believe this could be possible

>>79225843
What the fuck is this?

>>79227066
A flat midget thinking she's a woman

>>79227066
I should google before asking.


Fuck she could not be less laura croft like. Not only does she have tiny tits but she has no hips.

Now I'm not one to whine and cry about someone not looking perfectly plump and "womanly" I like skinny titless women but FUCK she just does not look the part

Look at her lips

>>79225843
>mfw I thought this was a stuntman with a mustache and had to zoom in to see that it was not

>>79225843
just like Audrey Hepburn.

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>>79227081
>>79227105
>lara has DOUBLE-E TITS BIGGEST TITS EVER meme

Hol up, that's her male stunt double. R-right, guys?

>>79227733
Gender is fluid Nazi.

>>79227748
What? Gender is Nazi? But it's only a social construct...

>>79227720
>posting nu-lara the nathan drake predator boogaloo
As much as the last tomb raider is tolerable, you do understand that nu-lara was only around for two games

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>>79225843

She's no Lara, fucking hell just no

>They still won't give up on video game adaptations
At least make something interesting like a Bloodborne movie, the premise for Laura Croft is so tame and boring that there's no point in making a movie about it

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S T I C C

>>79228125
>>79228300
Actually why didn't they just make Uncharted movie? Is it because Drake is a white male?

more like Womb Raider lol

>>79228300
All the interesting video game story adaptations flop. This one will at least be safe and be viewed as a normal adventure movie.

>>79228125
Even nu-lara was pretty stacked

>>79228393
Indiana Jones is already a thing though?

>>79228393
it's been in pre production for years, changes of script and director

>>79228393
Indiana Jones exists. Those games are already movies.

>>79228387
disgusting half nigger

>>79228387
what is this body shape called?

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>>79228438
True. Nice ass as well.

>>79228125
...but this movie is based on her.

>>79228441
>>79228459
Nathan Drake isn't anything like Indiana Jones though. He's a thief who doesn't blink twice at killing people and banging hot Chloe ass.

Plus the set pieces from the games are way more elaborate than anything in those movies.

>>79228542
Yet she doesn't even look like her, nu Lara has a better body than Vikander, nu Lara has curves, Vikander is an ugly brick

>Casting a little boy for the role of an adult attractive woman
Bold, are they tryng to get progressive points?

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>>79228300
> like a Bloodborne movie
Universal's doing a new Van Helsing movie for their monsterverse.

>>79228659
She looks more than enough like her. The only important aspects of Lara's appearance in the new games is that she looks like a young, athletic college-aged brunette. Her tits are in no way important to her character or aesthetic the way they are for the original character. Her figure isn't mentioned once in the new games.

>>79227066
Schindlers List 2

>>79227673
same wtf

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>>79225843

>>79228393

cause uncharted is already a movie

>>79228300
>Bloodborne


Doesn't have a strong narrative for a movie. I think it worked in game because you get to literally explore the world and learn from the lore (or lack of) by absorbing the setting. A movie would be constant spoon-feeding lore (which would break the entire setting) or just be completely ambiguous and come off as poorly written.

>>79228783
nice meme

>>79228810
could be a prequel to the game, showing what happened when they found the cosmic shit

>>79228473
It's called the JUST

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Should of just hired Laura's va and mocap actress. Who cares if she can't act as well as Vikhander, no ones going to this movie for the acting.

>>79228542
>>79228736
>namefag with shit opinions
>check archive history
Fucking hell m8 you need to give it a rest.

>>79228766
where are the tits ?

>>79228864
Not an argument.

Thanks for caring enough to stalk me, I guess.

>>79228473
Fridge STICC

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>>79228885
there is no tits

>this triggered OP
those airport threads really did a number on you

>>79228994
Well this is annoying.

>>79228994
DEM SWEETY PITS!

>>79228994
well at least she looks kind of fit

>>79228994
The actress' body is meh, but goddamn that costume looks really good. 100% faithful to the game.

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>>79225843
What the fuck happened to Alicia Vikander?

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Looks literally the same.

>>79229242
NOT THE SAME TITS SIZE

>>79228994
>>79225843

I understand, this is a flashback
This is a 10 yo old Lara Croft

>>79229242
needed to pad out her tits a extra cup or two.

>>79225843
Stop laughing kid. You're still going to see it.

>>79225843
>I got a lust for life

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>>79225843
Just be glad that it could have been Daisy

>>79229855
/tv/ might watch capeshit sometimes but video game adaptations? Not even users on this board would stoop that low. Nobody saw Warcraft, for example.

>>79225843
So she's Nu-Lara?

>>79225843
She is fucking ugly god damn

>>79228387
Yummy

>>79227720
and shits like you defend everything spoonfeeded to you

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Is it called tomb raider because she looks like a skeleton?

>>79228387
F R I D G E

>>79225843
The boots are the thing that bother me the most.

>2017
>being a tits guy
no way jose

>>79228387
Damn Lara Croft looks like T-H-A-T?

>>79230597
>2017
>being straight
incredibly problematic

>>79228387
>leave fridgekino to me

Why do they keep making films based on games, they're almost always dogshit

>/tv/ would prefer a chubby with fat tits than a fit girl like Alicia

You're such pleb central it's hilarious

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>>79230472

>>79230665
Who are you fucking quoting nigger?

>>79225843
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA BRAAAAAAAP WHATS NEXT FOR HER CAREER

>>79228766
>Out of my way tombs fucking shits

>>79228848
I've seen her naked :)

>>79228438
This. Nu-Lara was much more attractive than this fridge.

>>79229242
looks great desu

>>79228766

Looks like a SNL parody

>>79229242

looks literally like a fridge with no tits

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>>79230926