Apologize. She looks like a fine Lara Croft

>>79225497
>fugly with fridge body
>fine
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>79225497
Where are her buubies?

Bigger arms and shoulder than 95% of /tv/. Smaller tits than most of the lads on here though. She looks good, and she's a good actress.

>>79225497
>>Reboot lara

I pray to god the writing isn't as shitty as teh games

>>79225497
>vidyashit

she looks like an alright nu-lara to me tho

Michael Cera as Marcus Fenix from Gears of War when?

Nice axillas 2bh famalam

Problem is Lara Croft is the 90s female version of Indianna Jones which was like 37 years ago. No one wants to watch movies like that anymore. Sorry kiddos.

>>79225497
>5'5
Yeah. Totally a great Lara

>>79225667
This, she looks pretty much like nu Lara desu

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It will be hard to beat the original.

>>79225765
I'm going to beat it hard to some Chanel Preston videos, if you catch my drift

>>79225497
I'm gonna masturbate to sweaty Alicia Vikander and there's nothing any of you could do to stop me.

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>>79225555

>>79225497
No tits.

Fail.

>A reboot of a film series based on a game that is based off of a film series, using the story from a reboot of the original series that is based off of a remake of the original game series.

I'd rather watch an R rated "Lara" movie with Angelina about getting her tits back.

>>79226833
Did you just sum up your life in 3 words? Well done!

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>Rebooting the tomb raider films

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>>79227005

Titties!

>>79225497
>crap actress
>disappointing bod for lara croft
>hardly any sex appeal

Yeah this will be the end for her career

>>79225497
>It's a Jews continue to try and make women more masculine episode.

>>79225497

>no tits
>fridge body

no, she doesn't

Oh look, another super tough woman, who's played by some small baby faced cute girl.

Tits are for boys
Personality is for men

more like Womb Raider lol

>>79227485

t. a flat chested hambeast

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>>79227521

>>79227200
too big

>>79225555
Quads of truth.

>>79227596
She's also wearing fucking heels

She looks like nu-Lara Croft, but not as the original.

Where da titties at?

>>79225497
Better than Gadot as WW.

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Lara's tits aren't THAT big. People exaggerate.

>>79227654
At least Gadot ain't a womanlet. This chick is a terrible casting choice

>>79227610
So is movie Lara...

>>79225701
After the upcoming Duke Nukem movie, starring Jesse Eisenberg as Duke Nukem

at least she is doing her own stunts and not using a stunt double

>>79227485
tits are for boys
DFC is for men

>>79227668

Because that's nu-lara croft, fuck off nigger.

>>79228179

>reddit spacing
ol-lara croft had traffic cone titties

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>>79227668
Wrong.

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>tfw a cosplay joke looks betters

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old lara best lara

>>79225497
Why didn't they have her play sarah connor instead.

>>79229970
>mfw i fapped at the first Lara

>IF YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS THAT MEANS YOU ARE LESS OF A WOMAN AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF

Thanks Hollywood

>>79231051
>>IF YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS THAT MEANS YOU ARE LESS OF A WOMAN AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Yes.

>>79227668
is this the one whose face is based in Lacey Chabert, Jessica Biel and someone else faces'?