What the fuck was this guy's boggle?

>>79223853

His boggle? How much do you weigh?

Wesley Snipes is one of my favorite actors.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8fmSgtVN1M

>primitive black guy needs to be taken out by primitive white guy because pussified society cant handle violence anymore.

What did they mean by that?

>>79223853
He was black in a utopian society.

Silly black man from the past. Didn't you know? Gun's are against the law!

>>79223923

I would've gotten real pissed by the third shout of 'CAVEMAN!', honestly

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>>79223936

>utopian society
>has blacks

>>79223957

That was his joke that you swallowed and regurgitated along with an image reaction, good job

>>79223853
You have been fined one credit for violation of the verbal morality act.

>>79223957

Should've been more specific
>Utopian Society
>Has niggers

is this movie the actual most accurate portrayal of future california society?

>>79223982

Ignore him, your post made sense to anyone not suffering from autism

>>79224031
Except there wont be just one black guy running amok

>>79223853
Oh shit, haven't seen this in ages, what's the name of this movie?

>>79224872
demolition man

>hits snipes with a TV set
>you're on TV

and people say arnie's one liners were better.

>>79224031
Three seashells how do you use?

Despite being a better actor than Stallone
A better fighter
Probably a better human
He's still second rate

>>79224993
THANK YOU.

Any recommendations for the best place to watch it online for free?

>>79225062
i always wondered wtf they did.

maybe they scraped the poop because no paper?

>>79225168
you use it like a cup to catch the turds

like how you make the duck face with pringles but instead of your mouth its your asshole

idea being that the shit never actually touches your inner cheeks so wiping is unnecessary

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EVERY RESTAURANT IS TACO BELL.

>>79225244
It was Pizza Hut in the rest of the world.

>>79225168
I don't think they ever actually explained it in movie. But one explanation I heard from a fan was that the first seashell opens up to dispense moist sanitary napkins, like baby wipes, that you use to scrape the shit off with. Second seashell activated the bidet spray to hose down your ass/vag. Third seashell was a disinfectant jell, like those rubbing alcohol gels, that air dry.

>>79225244
Is Taceo Bell even all that healthy compared to, say, Mc Donalds?

Also, I wonder if people outside of the U.S. are confused.

>"That clown guy in all those meat paddy commercials got really fucking old, stopped being a clown, and became President of that country???"

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Who else has done this in real life?

>>79225355
It even predicted the knockout game.

>>79225062
I think it's part of the joke that they just use them to scrape the shit off

Uhuru!

>>79224872
Rocky VII: Destructo Lad

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>>79225062
>>79225168
>>79225234
>>79225305

The seashells were buttons. It was a bidet integrated into a normal toilet. Basically they were implying everyone had gone full fag, like Europeans.

>>79225332
Arnold Swartznegger was President of USA in this, right?

>>79225506
>shooting hot water up your shitty asshole
>gay
Pick one, faggot.

>>79225164
where the fuck do you troglodytes keep coming from

>you will never purge the underground sewer scum with 1 angry black man.

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG CHING

>>79223853
he didnt know how to use the three sea shells

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>seashells replace tissue in the future
>still no replacement for toilet brushes

Explain this

>>79225164
Shemaletube.com, it's a porn site but a couple users post full movies on there all the time

>>79227988

it was just a bidet that sprays water on your anus

>>79227988
That's the bin where you throw away the dirty shells, fool.

I still want one of those damned burgers, man.

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>>79225295
>mfw they said Pizza Hut but the subtitles still said Taco Bell over here
>mfw we had neither

I didn't know what to think with that lipsync.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oubi9HU8t5o

Good things from the garden
Garden in the valley
Valley of the Jolly
Green Giant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHfwDt8_Jdk

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>predicted that the USA becomes a country where you get vilified for not being a thin-skinned pussy liberal
>predicted Arnold's political career

not bad

>>79228412
>predicted all the neets who only have cyber-sex

>>79223955
I would have worn it.

Okay so I'm a caveman. At least I'm a man.

>>79223889
This nigger has never seen the movie.

>>79227988
Isn't there some bit in the koran where Allah tells his blokes to use seashells to scrape the shit off or something?

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Was Sandra Bullock moe

>>79228785
She was 40% of the reason i loved the movie back then.

She was 90% the reason I watched Speed later on.

She's still a knockout.

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so how did the seashells work?

>>79223957
Kek

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>>79228919
>he doesn't know

>>79224994
:^)

>>79224994
Yep that was so retarded.

> shoots guy with bullet
> you just rode the bullet train from Tokyo to Yokohama

>>79224031
Too many white people

>>79223853

This is the Best Joker on The Big Screen of all Time

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Do American sewers actually smell like biscuits and gravy?
Also, do Americans actually eat biscuits and gravy?

>>79225062
Do we even know the seashells aren't decorative? I always assumed they laughed at him for trying to use the decorations as toilet paper

>>79230197
>Do sewers smell like gravy
Yes but that's more because of how fucking freaky the gravy is

>>79228256
Netherlands here
I swear I heard Taco Bell the first time the movie aired on TV
then i heard Pizza Hut the second time I saw the movie
but the subtitles still said Taco Bell
nice job commercial channels

>>79228785
those pants

>>79225332
Actually, it's one of the "healthier" resturants.

>>79223853
Post more action kinos like this where it's fairly simple hero v bad guy.

>Terminator 1
>Rambo 1 (sort of)
>Commando

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>>79228256
>>79231540
It was due to licensing issues. Back in the day for a brief period PizzaHut/Taco Bell was a joint fast food place. Now it's KFC/Taco Bell

>>79223853
For the longest time I legit thought they had cast Dennis Rodman in that role.

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>>79223853
"You got that right. See, according to Cocteau's plan, I'm the enemy. Cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech and freedom of choice. I'm the kind if guy who wants to sit in a greasy spoon and think, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecued ribs with the side order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol. I want to eat bacon, butter and buckets of cheese, okay? I want to smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in a non-smoking section. I wanna run through the streets naked with green Jello all over my body reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly might feel the need to. Okay, pal? I've seen the future, you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sittin' around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake singing "I'm an Oscar-Meyer Wiener". You wanna live on top, you gotta live Cocteau's way. What he wants, when he wants, how he wants. Your other choice: come down here, maybe starve to death." Ironic that this is what the current society is turning into.

>>79232795
Where can I get a banana and broccoli shake?

>>79232795
>wizardhood already acquired
>new target: endure another 15 years to earn my beige PJs and B&B shake

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>>79223853
BE WELL

>>79232795
and Cocteau's an ASSHOLE

>>79224031
No, Taco Bell did not win the fast food wars and thus will never become the major food supplier to post war California.

Other then that it seems accurate enough.

While the war has not ended Subway is quickly domanating and could likely take that title from Mcdonalds before the war breaks out. So change all the lines about Taco Bell to Subway and it will be the most accurate portrayal of future california society.

>>79225332
No actually the real clown actor later quit and compared himself to Joseph Goebbels for his crimes against children. He then started work to fight childhood obesity, while blaming himself for helping to create the problem. It is really tragic, the guy is an emotional wreck.

The guy who now runs the country doesn't show any signs of intelligence or regret, so it is far worse.

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>>79223853
What the FUCK was THIS guy problem ?!

>>79225332
When you think about it, it shows you that the american dream still exists. Sure he was rich but they never gave him a chance and he won

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>>79234529
>winning a rigged system
>american dream