>It's an honor to meet you. >The honor is mine.

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>I'm sorry I didn't believe you.
>That's okay, I wouldn't have believed me either.

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>I don't care you're pointing a gun at me
>*click*
>NOW I CARE!

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>What's that sound?
>"I dont hear anything"
>Exactly

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>and your other gun

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>wait. What did you say your name was?

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>Congratulations on your pregnancy!
>I'm not pregnant...

JUST

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>surrender your weapons
>everyone surrenders their weapons
>guard still won't let them through, stares accusingly at one member of the group
>member of the group pulls out a lot more weapons that would be incredibly uncomfortable to walk around with

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>>79222648
>I didn't

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u ned to calm down sir
no i can not make u tendies to clam u it is not cinema policy

then guards came and I not see movie

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>>79222862
>character tells other character what a word means
>instead of just saying it like a normal person they recite the definition word by word like they know the dictionary by heart

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>victim is given a blanket and a hot chocolate by the police
>the story happens in florida during summer

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>I hate you
>that makes two of us

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>trust no one not even yourself

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>>79222997
>'Don't trust anyone'
> Gets betrayed
> 'I told you not to trust anyone'

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>character scratches his butthole through his pants so often he tears a pair of jeans and goes through a pear of boxers a week
>character has weeklong bouts of existential dread
>character neglects his studies
>character is addicted to mongolese mancala table furnisher websites
>the only thing the character really likes is his dog
>the character goes out drinking with friends but dislikes the effects its having on his weight
>the character constantly feels like he isn't reaching his full mental potential
>the character spends an hour a day trying to develop an overtone for singing

>>79223116
based on a true story

>>79223116
Name 6 kinos where this hppens

>>79222454

Name twenty eight movies were this actually happens.

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we ar we
u men when are we?

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*ring* *ring*
*toot*
activate it

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>>79222997

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i dun get mobie

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>>79223368

a mobie is picturs goin fast to trick u into thinkin it real

it not so ok

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>kill enemy
>doesn't get the ammo on the ground

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>>79223404
fanks frend

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>>79222648

>Alright, take care, Steve
>Wait, how do you know my name?
>It's on your badge

>watching people have sex
>next day the female says "I know you saw us"

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>why did that happen?
>*made up science babble*
>in english, please

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>>79223427

>hero finally shoots enemy
>throws away his gun
>doesn't kick away enemy's gun
>enemy wakes up and shoots hero

>The DA is breathing down my neck

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> Christian character quotes some bible verse
> Atheist/nihilistic character references it accurately

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>>79223834
>Your OTHER, other gun

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>>79223834
>*slams file on desk*
>have you seen this?

>>79222544
Well aykshually pulling the hammer makes the trigger closer to going off. Still a dumb trope, tho.

>>79222888
>water boils in 100 Celsius
>English, doc!

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>give it to me in gaymans terms doc

>>79222896
It prevents shock.
>>79223427
>ARs cluttering the floor
>hero's single pistol runs out of ammo
>well I guess I'm fucked then

>>79223987
>fahrenheit, doc!

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>>79223963
>>79222544
>Group of cops/soldiers/cowboys raise their guns
>*click* *shk shk* *click* *chsk chsk*
> Pleading and reasoning ensues
>Lower guns
> *click* *shk shk* *click* *chsk chsk*
> Some time passes and they become suspicious again
>Raise guns
> *click* *shk shk* *click* *chsk chsk*

Dumb frogposters

>>79224060
Whom*

>>79222896
u a daft nigga

>>79222544
>What? You want to see if I've got the minerals?

great line desu

>>79224117
*raises eyebrows* Desert *raises eyebrows* Eagle ... *raises eyebrows* Five *raises eyebrows* Point *raises eyebrows* Oh

>>79224018
>It prevents shock.
How so ?

>character looks behind hero
>"you're trying to scare me?"
>stare in terror
>monster attacks hero

>>79224146
OF COURSE FUCKING OF COURSE

>>79224176
>hero's friend/someone he doesn't fully trust suddenly aims gun at hero
>hero's stunned face.jpg
>actually they're aiming behind hero :^)

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>I expect you to write a thorough report on this
>When do you need it?
>Yesterday

>>79224214
I unironically like this one.

>>79222454
>he's never been an honor to be met

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>>79224237
>have to submit a 5 page essay report in 5 hours
>still posting hot memes on /tv/

>>79224237
>this will take 999999 eons
>you have one Planck era
>on it!

>>79224237
>when do you need it?
>next week

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>character knocks down slasher villain
>instead of finishing the job they run away

>>79224078
Posta

>agent Mulder is in Maryland

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>movie ends
>image of the vilain's dead body
>eyes open
>credit

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>we're not so different you and I

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>romantic interest of ugly/nerdy hero is a nerdy girl
>action scene where she loses her glasses, her hair bun gets untied, clothes are torn at the right places
>becomes a 11/10
>she remains with nerdy hero because he was the only one taking interest in her when she was ugly

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>>79224865
DELET

>>79224078
Do guns really click like that in real life?

>>79224865
>she remains with nerdy hero because he was the only one taking interest in her when she was ugly

Name one film

>>79224915
Yeah. And swords "schling" when you take them out from leather sheathes.

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>i'm glad you're back
>i'm glad to BE back!

>character picks sword up off ground
>character swings sword but misses
>character raises sword above their head in victory
>comically loud SCHWING every time

>>79224965
Stephen chow movies ?

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>join me and we could rule together

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>I wear the pants in this family
>Woman immediately barks an order
>Y-yes d-dear

>>79222764
I'm actually fond of this one even if it is stupid

>>79223557
>"no it isn't"
>"oh fuck" *runs away*

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>>79224710

>I know he killed, tortured and raped a million people, but if you kill him, you'll be just as bad as him

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>"so we finally meet again"

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>If I kill him, I am no better than him.

>>79224915
Yes. They detect minute changes in air pressure to tell the emotional context of a scene or the intent of the user

>>79225179
>woman orders husband around 'for the good of this family'

>>79224710
nanomachines son.

>hero finds dying victim
>asks who did this
>"it was ..."
>*dies*

>>79225698
I can't remember off the top of my head but I swear there was a movie or show where this happened but the dying guy actually managed to say a name but it fucks everybody over cause the person he said it to thought the name he gave them was his killer but it wasn't

>>79222544
name 8 movies where this happens

>>79222544

>Villain fires gun at hero
>*click click*
>Hero opens his hand to reveal the bullets he took out, then drops them to the floor/ground

>>79226060
What anime

>weak character plays a key role in saving the day
>task required exactly what irrelevant/mundane stuff he was good for

>>79224710
>hero actually killed more people than villan

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>>79225032
>i'm glad you're black

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>>79226597

>>79223162
name 4 where it didn't

>>79223899
>Ezekiel 23:20, right?

>smart guy gets kidnapped by the FBI
>on whose grounds do you have the right to...
>hey it's me the president

>>79226785
Life of Pi
Ocean's eleven
Signs
Freddy got fingered

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>I'm Special Agent Jones and this is Special Agent McCoy, we're with the FBI
>No relation

>>79222454
>it's an honour to meet you
>I know

>Ah, [hero] we meet at last
>The pleasure is all mine
>*Fight starts*

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>my hands are a little dirty
>so are mine

>>79222624
>Elrond: Bring forth the Ring... Frodo
>Elrond: Annnnd the other Ring

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>if you're not with me, then you're my enemy

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>If you want to kill these people, you're gonna have to kill me too

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>>79227273
>Only a Sith deals in absolutes!

>>79224060
IN KELVIN, YOUR HONOR!

>MY NAME IS "THE TITLE OF THE MOVIE"

>>79227265
Burst out laughing

>>79227265
roflmao

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>>79222997

>>79226845
>There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
Damn

>>79227265
Absolutely amazing

>>79227265
is this a cock ring joke?

>>79226690
who's that semen demon?

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>>79227265
I love it when text has comedic timing

>No on has tamed this dragon for a millenia
>Tame it in a minute

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>bad guy is about to shoot good guy
>camera zooms in on one of their faces
>*BANG*
>bad guy looks confused, then collapses
>camera switches to a third person holding a smoking gun

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>>79227718
>Dozen of men are trying to tame mad horse, eventually they give up
>Main hero soothes the horse and ride it

>showdown between hero and bad guy
>both attack
>hero has visible wound but not deadly
>bad guy drops and is dead

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>and who the fuck are you stupid cunt

>title of the movie is referenced in dialogue
>IN ALL THREE PARTS OF THE TRILOGY

>>79227265
>Gandalf: Don't worry, I called the eagle
>Frodo: OK where is he?
>Gandalf: Who said it's a... he?
>Female eagle arrives with a smug smirk

>>79227517
After all these years I noticed he's left handed

>>79225154
>MC accepts
I wish this happened just once.

>Hero surrounded by horde of armed villains
>Not a single one is able to shoot hero
>Hero armed with melee weapon beats them all while saying oneliners

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>Older male character hanging out with younger male character
>Older male pulls out a flask
>takes swig
>offers it to younger male
>"drink that, it'll put hair on your chest"

>>79227886
>You look like you'e shat a Lego garage

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>Arnold aborts a fetus
>Hasta la vista, baby.

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>a romantic scene between the MC and his love interest is interrupted by a comic relief character

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>I haven't had sex for over a week!

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>Arnold kills a man with a tree branch
>"maybe you need to branch out"

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>main character is a virgin

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>Don't kill yourself protagonist, there are so many things to live for!
>Protagonist kills himself anyways.
It's just so satisfying

>>79227916
Didn't it happen in Revenge of the Sith? I'm genuinely asking, I have a shitty memory.

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>character goes into a bar he's never been to before
>asks for "a beer"
>bartender doesn't ask him to specify and immediately hands him a drink without hesitation

>>79228251
Name one movie where this happens.

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>fat character insists that he's "just big-boned"

>>79228278
Predestination

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>have awkward cripple character
>ends up being Kaiser Soze and not crippled

This ones annoying

>>79228239
Yeah.

>>79228251
yeah it's called on tap

>>79228278
Das Boot.

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>>79227937
One (1)

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>>79224098
Reeee tonite u die!!!!

These are unironically my favourite threads.

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>>79223834
>I've got 20 bodies in the morgue! I don't have time for your bullshit O'Donnell

>>79228330
I actually love this. Shame it's not really cliche and happened just in one movie.
I often imagine, how im gonna reveal to everyone i know that im not actually autistic, i was merely pretending and was bad ass all along

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>characters have dialogue while having sex

>>79222544
Name six gorillion movies with this in it

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>character gets hit once by a blunt object on the back of the head/neck
>knocked unconscious immediately

>>79226060
I actually like this one, always makes the hero seem ultra badass

>>79226060
>You've been out of the game too long.

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>villain places cloth over woman's mouth
>she runs out of breath in a couple of seconds and passes out

>>79227785
This actually worked out well in Pirates of the Carribean

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>>79228738
>he wakes up later with no ill side-effects

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>I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you

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>How can I trust you?
>You can't.

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>You kneel for no man

>Major character finally completes dangerous objective
>Reveals fatal wound that they didn't react to earlier and hid from all other characters
>Dies emotionally heroic death

>two enemys end up alone on a deserted island and have a nice chat.

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>>79228722
>having sex

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>You didn't have to do this
>I know, but I wanted to

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>>79228907
>tells him anyway

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>Masked character enters the scene and does some bad ass shit
>"Holy shit dude, that was awesome! Who are you?"
>Character removes the mask and it's a girl

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>alien/mutant/monster chimps out in the lab killing people
>the scientist says "it's... beautiful"
Bonus point if the thing is female and he says "she's beautiful"

>>79228738

>character gets punched in the face
>knocked unconscious immediately

Literally every episode of MacGyver

>>79229092
>he ends up fucking it later

>>79228051
>Arnie kills a villain with a pipe through his chest
>Don't EXHAUST yourself.

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>don't forget to take your safety off
>it's a glock

>character shoots a revolver
>casings are heard hitting the floor

>>79229092
Alien Resurrection?

>at the end of the day...
>ya know....
>it is what it is

>>79229172

>character fires machine gun
>slow motion shot of casing hitting the ground

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>main character finally gets the girl he's been after the whole movie
>in that moment he realizes he's actually in love with his best female friend

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>character is released from prisons
>enter first available bar and makes eye contact with cute bartender
>ends up having sex in a storage room

>>79229235
>>main character finally gets the girl he's been after the whole movie
>she betrays him/was the evil mastermind all along

>>79229245
To be fair, that scene set the tone for the whole of Banshee pretty well.

>>79228662
I often fantasize about my psychological issues and cocktail of meds and drugs finally getting the better of me and going full nutjob and observing my friends reaction it's already begun
>>79229092
>scientist creates threat
>scientist feels guilty
>people ask him for help as he's the only one capable of helping
>"I've done enough"
>doesn't help
>>79228852
>villain chloroforms character
>character falls asleep immediately
>no adverse side effects

>>79227265
apex kek

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>>79222454
>you have your mother's eyes

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>reality tv star runs for president
>actually wins

>>79229281
good catch

>main character gets shot in the fucking face and dies instantly

>Character is presented with a ridiculous task he doesnt want to do
>OVER MY DEAD BODY
>Next scene is him, doing said task.

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>>79229469

>>79229469
>little kid FUCKING DIES

>>79229425
Name two kinos
Five flicks
Four movies
One film
That do this

>>79229487

>I Feel Good starts playing

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>gun in an ankle hostler

>scientist causes the main conflict
lmao why are we funding science again?

>>79229574
Real Life

>>79228330
Hehe

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>>79229234
>character picks up and pumps shotgun
>proceeds to pump it every time something happens to look cool

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>>79229574

>character makes shitty meme thread
>xyrAeÖLp!ppåNig starts playing

>Main character stabs a little kid at the zoo then pretends to be a doctor

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>>79223116
>drinking with friends
>friends
what the fuck this wasn't part of the movie

>>79229188
Yeah, but Alien too had the "scientist has a morbid obsession with the creature" trope

>how much time to get this done?
>10 mins sir
>you have 29 years

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>character is okay with killing people
>won't fuck the little girl because it's ~wrong~

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>terrorist in 90s films were always mudslims
>terrorist in nowadays films are always a mixture of nationalities

>>79229768
mostly British or russians

>>79223427
yes, as a soldier I can confirm that when you kill someone you run around his body and your miraculous ammo count is going up. Also the ammo is usually glowing so you don't miss it.

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>>79223834
>the press is gonna have a field day with this one!!!

>>79227785
>Written by Daniel Benioff and D.B. Weiss

>>79229768
Die Hard had eurotrash villains.

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>>79223834
>*police chief comes out with coffee mug in hand*
>*points to cop duo*
>You... and you... my office... now.

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>>79229917
>police chief
Always black.

>>79223834
>you're a maverick but you get results god damn it

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>flick with female protag
>has rough sex

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>How do we know if it's safe?
>Only one way to find out!

>>79230058
>throws a canary in the cave

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>last day before retirement
>the guys play pranks on the chief

>>79230093
>chief dies on his last day

>>79227827
Alexander
Horse whisperer
Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron

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>Come on, now it's not the time for this.
>It's the PERFECT time for this!

>>79224915
Only AK guns

>Okay time for plan B
>What's Plan B?!
>There IS no plan B
>Both: OOOH SHIIITTTTT

>>79229768
terrorists in the 90s were mostly eastern europeans or chingchongs you dumb shit

>>79230214
>marvel audience: *laughs*

>>79223116
>friends

>>79226060
That's one of the best parts of Die Hard, though.

>>79227888
star wars

>where are we going?
>[some place far away]
>in a car?
>not just any car
>*two wings and a jet pop out of car*

>>79230214
>OOOH SHIIITTTTTT
>not OHHH SHIIIIII-*explosion cuts off the end so it doesn't count as an expletive or you'll lose the PG13 audience*

>>79230149
Lotr: two towers

>Character readies a flame-based weapon, or alternatively sets up a timer for bombs
>It's time to turn up the heat!

>>79227827
>wolf/tiger or some other wild animal is attacking people
>beastial badass just stares it down and it starts acting like a puppy/kitten
>"it's an animal thing..."

>>79227670
El from Stranger Things.

>>79228049
>I haven't had sex for over two months!

>the encryption on this is impossible to bypass, we'll never make it before it's too late!
>i might know someone
>*cues to fat computer nerd playing dance dance revolution*

>>79228346
lmao what fucking one horse town do you live in

>>79230450
steins;gate tho

>Main antagonist is incognito inside of a plane, with 3 other suspects
>Secondary character threatens to shoot them, and heavily implies he will toss them from his aircraft
>Just before they escape, the now unmasked masked man orders a henchman he needs to stay inside of a falling aircraft, because he expects one of the captives to be in the crash

>>79230500
Name 2 (dos) kinos that do this

>>79230500
>unmasked maskes man takes over city
>releases prisoners
>unveil corruption
>chaos ensues
>turns out masketta man isn't the brains, but someone related to an antagonist 2 movies ago and out for revenge

>>79230500
How can you call the movie's main hero a "secondary antagonist" you fucking faggot

>>79230607
secondary character*
fuck

>>79228251
>takes a few sips
>leaves moments later with money laying on the counter next to the not even half empty glass
>doesn't say good bye

>>79230712
>doesn't say thank you
>doesn't say sorry
>doesn't trip on the way out

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>>79230214
>What's plan B?
>RUN!
>What's plan C?
>SPRINT!
>What's plan D?
>SCOOT!
>What's plan E?
>BIKE!
>What's plan F?
>DRIVE!
>What's plane G?
>RIDE TRAIN!
>What's plan H?
>FLY!

>>79230500
I un-ironically like this one. Has a very kino feel to it.

>>79230830
>doesn't try to pull the push door
or
>doesn't try to push the pull door

>>79230899
name two romps that employ this dialogue

>>79229738
Apart from Leon when did this happen?

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>Protagonist kills a ton of goons
>He is going to kill the main villain
>But he doesn't because "that will make me a monster like you" kind of shit

Why.

>>79223834

There is nothing funnier than cliché police chief.

>two characters fight
>one of the character crawls towards a gun laying on the floor
>other character kicks it just before as the other one is about to grab it
or
>steps on the gun
or
>steps on the other characters hand

>>79229979
>What is Bad Boys? for $300

>>79231319
>You don't deserve death! You're going to rot in jail!

Pretty sure the henchmen who were just some poor schmucks in need of a paying job would have welcomed the jail sentence...

>>79231474

24: Legacy actually pissed on this in the first episode and had the main character reach the trigger of the gun on the floor, shooting the bad guy.

>>79231474
>steps on the other characters hand
this is my favourite

>"do you think what I'm thinking?"
>other character says something completely random and unexpected
>"what? no"

>>79230500
Name two movies where this happens

>two character approaches house
>one of the character takes some time and struggles to enter the house
>inside character is approached with the other character
>"how the hell did you get in?"
>"the backdoor was open"

dumb frogposter

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>the real mastermind behind the villains plans was one of the henchmen

>>79231939
name one cartoon that does this

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>stay back you'll get hurt
>-teleports around and kills everyone-
>I can handle myself
>-nods respectfully towards you-
>-disappears-

>>79232216
PInky and the brain kind of did this as a running gag

>Cigarette?
>Yes, I know

>character points gun at other character with straigth arms
>the character that's being pointed on informs that the gun safety is on

>>79233125
Fuck I hate aiming at cross eyed people

>>79222454
OR PERHAPS HES WONDERING WHY SOMEONE WOULD SAVE THE THUMBNAIL INSTEAD OF THE IMAGE

>>79233323
no bully

>>79228239
I NEED HIM

>Character gets shot in thee chest, falling over
>Immediately wriggles his clothes off to find his wound
>Actually has a bulletproof vest on
>Bonus points if character falls over and is seemingly dead, and finally resuscitates or has a friend check him, unexpectedly with the vest on.

>>79229738
Uhhhhh, when was this ever a thing anon?

>Car flips over, or hits another vehicle
>Fiery explosion ensues

>Film starring Asians
>Theres at least one martial arts fight.

>>79233862
>Film starring Americans
>There's at least one mart shart episode

>>79231307
>>79233681

Taxi Driver, God Bless America

>villain to hero: were quite different, you and i

>>79234509
Top kek hahah here have a cookie

>>79234509
>villain to hero: we could rule the world together. we would be unstoppable

>>79234509
This is /tv/ gold

>>79224158
blankets don't conduct electricity

>>79234609
They're pretty good at creating static electricity though

>>79234509
Hahahahahah apex kekimus my friend, sir

>>79234660
then my joke has failed

>>79234509
Thats actually pretty good

>>79234509
This, was going to post myself havent i not found this

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>>79224710
This was actually said in a kino.

>>79234509
Name 1 movei, 2 kanos and thre flims where this happens

>>79234509
>Only good post In this fread

>>79229648
I want to see this

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>Holy shit, are you okay man?!
>I'm fine. It's not my blood.

>>79234509
>Hero to Villain: Join me, together we could rule world

>you thought this was going to be a street fight?!

>>79230376
Nah he doesnt ride the horse

>>79235237
he rides it a bit later

>>79228346
Lel, bar with one (1) beer on tap.

Every bar with just one beer on tap, the beer on tap is awful.

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>do you want the good news or the bad news first?
>the bad news
>the bad news is: there is no good news

>>79227888
>You shall be known as the Fellowship of the Ring
>No one can withstand the joining of the Two Towers
>You do not have the authority to deny the Return of the King!
Wtf Hackson??!!??
Also I thought the Two Towers was a reference to 9/11 when I was younger

>>79229738
Leon is GOAT stfu.

>>79235291
btw the horse died recently

>>79227785
fuck this happens so god damn much. At this point it would just be confusing if the good guy just straight up gets shot

>>79235421
The whole movie is a metaphor for 9/11 actually

>someone is talking shit about other character
>person talking shit is now alone
>sees character he was talking shit about
>"how much of that conversation did you hear?"
>"I heard enough"

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>character dangling of ledge by fingertips
>antagonist steps on hand and crushes it with his foot

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>Im so thirsty...
>Here, have some of mine. Theres a little left
>spills half of it

>antagonist points gun at protagonist
>"haha, it looks like you're fucked"
>'No YOU'RE fucked!"
>protagonist kicks gun out of antagonist's hand and uses it to shoot him

>>79235614
Aw

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>"How do I know you won't try to kill us?"
>"If I wanted to kill you, you'd already be dead"

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>clearly not there
>"are we there yet?"
>"no"
>"are we there now?"
>*sigh* "NO"
>...
>...
>...
>"are w-*BLAM*

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>the villain ironically claps