Careful patron, the butter is above temperature!

>>79221961
Thank you Marcel. How are the crab legs today?

>>79221961
I didn't order any popcorn you fucking nigger, stop trying to scam me with your overpriced salted treats.

>>79221961
f-for you

>>79221961
thank you my slave, to reward your honesty about your incompetence in popcorn heating, here's a banana for you

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>>79221961

>>79221961
>Above temperature
What the fuck does that even mean?

That picture that usually gets posted with the butter being poured onto the popcorn, do people actually do that? Won't your fingers get all sticky? I haven't been for a while but the nearby cinema's here only do salted or toffee.

>>79222236
americans probably wipe their sticky fingers on the seat

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>>79221961
>walking down the subway station
>an african immigrant selling newspapers at the corner
>walk pass by him
>he yells "master, master"
>tfw ...

>>79222197
>tfw you get crushed by giant pieces of popcorn

t-thanks Godzilla

>>79222236
it's not really butter

it's more like turpentine mixed with motor oil