unintentional funny moments in films

>>79211342
Why didn't he just let go of the door if it was flying away? What a dumbass.

>>79211342
Shoulda let his fat wife weigh that door down lmao

>>79211342

>category 1

It's a god damned thing of beauty.

>category 2

Now we're cooking with diesel!

>category 3

Hold onto your shit!

>category 4

We're crazy for science!

>

>

>have any of you ever seen a category 5?


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We don't joke about cat-5's.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECvPEn3SA8c

I legitimately held back laughter when Cooper started crying in Interstellar.

>>79211646

>action comedy
>"unintentionally funny" scene where she literally falls down during a striptease

You stupid motherfucker.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vE4mqbNo0R4

>>79211702

god RotK was all around trash

>>79211342
anyone got that emilia clarke eyebrow dance from that shit romantic film she was in.
that it top tier lulz

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>>79211702
Is that really how it happened in the film? Hahaha

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This is a good one

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Make way, unintentionally greatest and funniest performance of all time coming thru
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nN17X-OdGQ

>>79211544
deep down he wanted to fly away and be free.

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>>79211770
>that guy who flips over twice

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi5jjXTPtyY

>>79211342
l was watching some shitty romance movie with my ex starring Zac Efron and right near the end theres a huge storm and some guy gets fucking crushed by a treehouse after saving some kid.

Iike he just fuckin eats it, funniest goddamn thing l've ever seen.

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>>79211770

holy shit what is this

>>79211796
never go full retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GadTfGFvU

>>79211796
wtf were they thinking?

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>>79211830

>that dude who hits the propeller

that place scene with the cia guy

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>>79211848
>that comment from George Lucas

youtube comments are the best thing

>>79211646

Damn I'd have some yogurt with her.

>>79211702

Literally the worst scene from Lord of the Rings to try and get grills to give the movie positive reviews. lel

>>79211882
How was he able to paint his face when he couldn't see it and then blend the edges perfectly into the rock? Did he smuggle a mirror in his ass?

>>79211866

Hacksaw ridge. And it was actually documented that soldiers held up bodies to shield themselves on the field.

>>79211770

is this meant to be comedic?

>>79211882
>see this image posted for years
>finally see the hunger games
>can't stop laughing

>>79212161

Yep. The one thing that scared the Japanese samurai. The sound of white laughter.

>>79212127
and hip fire a fucking bar one handed lol.

>>79212127
>It was actually documented that soldiers held up bodies to shield themselves on the field

Only a complete fucking retard would try that shit knowing standard rifle ammunition will pierce straight through a human body

Also, what are"""Stories"""

>>79211796
Reminds me of Gossling for some reason.

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"No, invincible son. Don't. I have decided to commit suicide in front of you. You must learn the valuable lesson I've been trying to instill in you for your entire life: do NOT even attempt to try and help those around you even at literally no risk to yourself. Live in fear and allow pain and suffering to thrive around you. If my final thought, as my body is torn to pieces by flying shrapnel and debris or my body is thrown violently through air and bashed repeatedly into the ground and the road and cars and trees and houses and whatever, is that as I die this insane death I have raised a son who would rather watch his Father die than raise so much as a finger in his defense, I am comforted and I am happy. Happy in the knowledge that I have brought up an invincible sociopath in a world that could use as much help as it could get. That is my legacy. This is an excellent plan."

>>79211983
One of the best belly laughs I had as a child watching a film.

>the scientist in World War Z who fails to keep his booger hook off the bang switch
Did that kind of laugh where you blurt out a noise before you start actually laughing.

>>79211702
REMINDER THIS WAS IN THE BOOK

>>79212317
why didnt he just fly really fast in the opposite direction of the tornado, cant he move so fast everyone would just see a blur

>>79211848

BRAVO LUCAS

>>79211689
i felt this way when mcconaughey cried in dallas buyers club

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqTR0DorSw

>>79211583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcqz1x-DLP4

>>79211646
high leg though hnnng

>>79211796
>I'LL SHOW YOU A HOT HEAD

>>79213036

Yes, that is where I stole it from.

>like a turtle driving into your garage in a stolen Edsel

>>79211770

Tropic Thunder ruined all war movies for me and this movie proved them right desu.

>>79211416
Because the script told him to hold on

>>79211416
He looked at his wife and said fuck it, just let it take me.

>>79211770
Whatever you do, don't watch the background in Braveheart.

>>79212115

How does baking cakes translate into creating make up effects that probably took a team of 5 people 8 hours to do.

Why the fuck is he baking cakes in a district filled with nothing coal miners struggling to survive.

https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=iCxDURTBJfA

>>79211770
I didn't think this was funny.

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>>79211342

>>79212267
>Only a complete fucking retard would try that shit knowing standard rifle ammunition will pierce straight through a human body
From what distance, though?

>>79211342
kek

marky mark has some skills
https://youtu.be/O1PK4qYzNkI

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>>79211702
>I am no man AAAAAAAAAAAAWHWWWHHHH

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>>79211646
>no one has posted the pasta yet

>>79211774
>reverse image search
>top 10 saddest anime deaths

>>79214411
this movie has motherload..funny scene starts at 1:05

>>79211583
That's the joke

the "sex" scene in Her

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>>79214411
I've avoided watching this my entire life, I really regret it now

>>79214411
Is he supposed to be a comical bad liar in this scene?

>>79211342

The parents couldn't look any less like Helen Hunt if they had hired Phylicia Rashad and Cheech Marin.

the part in meet joe black where brad pitt dies

>>79214495
heres the links sorry link not pasted
https://youtu.be/uLtUl4pDmOs

>>79214645
no not at all.. hes supposed to be playing completely straight

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>>79214411
kek

>>79211646
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>79214330
Any distance up to about 600 yards.

>>79214444
it says in the youtube video you quadriplegic

https://youtu.be/bIMVrX9CaVw

>>79214875
beautiful

DEH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQISw4NDHVA

>>79214875

Can you imagine if you were a dude running late for your flight and you were stuck behind this retard who's spitting out paper clips and fondling tooth picks in the fucking tray?

KEEP THE FUCKING LINE MOVING ASSHOLE

>>79214875
Somebody actually wrote this.
Somebody actually thought that this would make the character out to be a bad ass.

>>79214875
gave me shivers

>>79215295
I always laugh at that part. The first time I saw it took me completely out of any immersion I had. The gravity of the scene was immediately lifted.

>>79215295
https://youtu.be/oQISw4NDHVA?t=70

Should be better now.

>>79214663
>>79214411
i have watched this is is stupid tier thriller.

M night shlamnramalmb too

>>79215295
Harry Potter Readers More Likely to Dislike Donald Trump

>I drink you milkshake

The most unintentionally funny, movie ruining line in cinema history

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Honestly giggled when I saw him holding his claws out

>>79213152
Back to Fagddit you fucking faggot.

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>>79211416
Movie had goat cinematography though. He loved his helicopter shots

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>>79216323

When the guy gets shot in the beginning of Finding Private Ryan

>>79214540
it made me feel feels ;_;

>>79216349
Very complex shots, very nice.

the matt damon killing monsters in china movie is filled with ridiculous shit

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>>79214875

>>79211702
>I AM NO MAN
not so sure about that, horseface

>>79211702
YASSSSS QUEEENNNN SLAAAAAAY

>>79211342
he didnt even need to hold the door shut. the rest of the family was completely fine after it blew off and the tornado ended moments later

>>79211342
the entire ghost busters remake was unintentionally funny for all the wrong reasons
youre supposed to laugh with a movie, not at it.

>>79211342
LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAaaaaaiiin

>>79212777
I could have sworn I read it wasn't. Was Sauron really killed by a woman because that was all that could kill him? For what reason? What testosterone magic keeps him alive that only a woman can destroy? Literally answer this shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g72tm-n2YwQ
and the scene where the cook falls and hits one of the propellers

>>79216855
>Sauron
You haven't seen the movies OR read the books, have you?

That's the motherfucking Witch-king of Angmar, you pretending-ass phony fuck.

>>79216855
>>79216970

Éowyn: Be gone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!

Nazgûl: Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shriveled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye.
Éowyn: Do what you will, but I will hinder it, if I may.
Nazgûl: Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!
Éowyn: But no living man am I! You look upon a woman. Éowyn I am, Eomund's daughter. You stand between me and my lord and kin. Be gone, if you be not deathless! For living or dark undead, I will smite you, if you touch him.

>>79216855
>>79216970
More-over its a common trope in folklore and legend for a hero or baddy to have a single doom or weakness. Like Odysseus being cursed to be killed by his son in a contrived way or the circumstances leading to Cúchulainn's death.

>>79217110
>>79216855
if i recall he died because he had been weakened by stab wound from some magical dagger which allowed her to kill him
i could be remembering this wrong tho, been some time since i read the books

>>79217188
Yeah, he was stabbed by an enchanted dagger by Merry. So he was killed by a hobbit and a woman, not a man, fulfilling the prophecy.

>>79217128
>Odysseus being cursed to be killed by his son
What? Oedipus' father was the one that was prophesied to be killed by his son, which lead to the whole thing where Oedipus was left to die in the woods.

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Vaguely remembering laughing at this scene as a kid, though rewatching it sends my heart racing due to how horrifying it is.

>>79213730
>Why the fuck is he baking cakes in a district filled with nothing coal miners struggling to survive.

A cake and bread aren't too much different, mostly in the sugar. Even poor people can save for a once a year luxury like a birthday cake to make a kid happy.

>>79217406
DR. EVIL????

>>79217406
WTF never noticed the cats reaction before

>>79216323
>>79216349

Watched this again not long again and it actually holds up really well. The CG is still decent and overall really solid.

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>>79217355
right after he says "BEING" you can hear someone sigh, like "heeehhhh" wtf is up with that?

>>79216855
Stop pretending you've read the books

>>79217356
I miss Seagal-posting

>>79217319
Look, the Greeks weren't terribly creative with their legends. Odysseus is also cursed to be killed by his illegitimate son by Circe the sea witch.

>>79217610
Shit, really? Odysseus had a hard life.

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>>79217472
very comfy film

>>79217110
damn, was the book really written in old english.
I don't read fiction so have never read it though I do own the book for when and if I ever want to read fiction

>>79217801

Well back then it was just called "English".

>>79214875
PURE KINO

>>79217406
That cat is freaking the fuck out

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>>79211646

This whole movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBCeFJ66oRM

>>79218007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxoVMuWkluA

Ok that's bad but not even close to the worst the movie has to offer.

>>79218044

>We paid a lot of money to rent this dolly and by fuck we are going to USE IT.

>>79218027
2004 was so extreme

>>79211796
>unintentionally

>>79218007
>>79218027
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
beyond retarded. also, mountain dew vs pepsi?

>>79211796
Is this suppose to be a Frank Booth knock off?

>>79217944
what the fuck is that?

>>79217944
what a beautiful child

>>79212048
is that max landis

>>79218007
the giant mountain dew ad at the end kills me every time

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>>79212317
Didn't he sacrifice his life so no one would figure out his son's true abilities? I don't get the problem with the scene.

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>>79211544
>>79211824

>>79218569

It's stupid because Clark could have saved him without revealing anything. Or his idiot dad could have just let the dumb dog die.

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>>79212898
See
>>79218569

This meme needs to die

>>79218569

His message to his son was "You can't save everyone so don't bother trying to anyone".

>>79218569
You have to consider that Kevin Costner costs 100.000 usd a minute

>>79217406
Pleasance is a real pro.

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>>79211702
>i am no man AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
christ its been too long since i rewatch the trilogy, i dont remember it being this bad at all

>>79218007

is this a fucking commercial or a movie?

>>79211796
>HI-FUCKING-YA

>>79217801
The book doesn't really read like that. That's just the dialogue between those characters. Most of the dialogue isn't like that. Tolkien has a bunch of lore on the different languages, tongues, high speech, low speech, etc.

>>79218007
I like how the movie can't decide if they are racing or fighting. This scene make Fast and the Furious look like Citizen Kane

>>79216349
>You will never live in a rural area in central US
why even live

>>79217406
James bond is a treasure trove of stupid shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Yvyo_9S1XM

>>79217370
I think the walk is what does it for me senpai.

>>79219393
The fish always gets me. How the fuck did it get in there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2ZbyfFUBd0

>>79218044
Lots of movies got too cute with this shit

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>>79211702
>No man can defeat him
>"I am no man"
>A women defeats the Witch King
BRAVO J. K. Rowling

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>>79219696
>BRAVO J. K. Rowling

>>79211882

This

https://youtu.be/veztNJQyRJg?t=95

Not even trying to be edgy, but come on.

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>>79217820
>Well back then it was just called "English".

>>79219845
Spielberg is really fucking weird with how sentimental he is to WW2 victims but paints half their deaths as punchlines at the same time. Every other scene in SPR could be a gag from a Mel Brooks film if played slightly differently

>>79219845
pretty sure that was meant to be intentionally funny

>>79218858
I do know that tolkien was a linguist, his books were based around language and folklore, even so much he created the elven languages before writing most of his fiction.

I was referring to the nazguls old english. On second thoughts though, Eowyn is talking in a more older and formal dialect but the witch king is 100's of years older, so talking in old english would make sense.

>>79219871
>man dies by a sniper fire and tries to get out letter to his dad
>man dies from bullet to the stomach while crying out for his momma
>man dies in church bell tower from a tank shell
>man dies being slowly stabbed to death while pleading for his life

ill give you the church belltower one and maybe the guy who gets shot in the helmet, then takes his helmet off and then gets shot again

>>79211774
all they had to do is not make his arms 5ft long

>>79219945
The helmet one for sure, but the nonsequitor cut to the man on fire, the guy looking for his arm, that goofy fucking wall crumbling scene, and probably others I can't recall all strike me as too morbid. He's way too into making death as graphically entertaining as he can

>>79212080
its straight from the book

Maximum Overdrive

pretty much the entire movie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7K44PqV2Idk

>>79217403
>It is your birthday Nikolai, for special treats we bought you a cupcake that looks like a boulder covered in moss
>Happy birthdings

>>79219998
don't forget Kevin Costner getting shot in the eye.

>>79216855
>sauron
wow you revealed your insanely low power level and the fact you've never seen any of the movies yet demand explanation on a chinese movie forum, grats.

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>>79220059
wut

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>>79217110
>implying this isn't based as fuck

>stop acting like a fucking retard
>"UH OH"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDWHVOzCYg

>>79218172
There are talking vampire babies in Twilight, you should see what it looks like moving. Anyone got a webm?

>>79211983
Titanic or Raiders of the Lost Arc?

>>79218541
>mfw Michael Jackson haunts my dreams

>>79211416
No idiot! His plan was that Takman the surfing god told him in a dream that he was destined to surf the skies with the gods and skillfully used the door to surf the tornado, leaving the realm of man with the sickest hand plant ever.

>>79220142
I listened to an audiobook version of the trilogy and that exchange was probably one of my favorite things about it

Basically every Neil Breen film fits this description, pur eunadulterated KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKRDVbTKi_I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ44FLJA4Js
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PtX6JHcjz4
I would honestly give his two films a watch on youtube with friends, its just so fucking funny and pretty similar to The Room in just sheer awfulness

>>79218044
It's like it was directed by the Evil Dead guy.

>>79213443
this is true

>>79214411
Welp, time to watch that again

>>79220121
Why the fuck did they put literal 0 effort in the heroes? God damned, these are.creepier than the Skecsis.

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>>79217700
For a film shot in a time where tornado footage was not as common as it is today, thanks to the internet, they got the destruction shots amazingly accurate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acgduoio7-I

>>79214683
Hes talking to the lady like shes retarded but I guess thats lost on autists such as yourselves

>>79218007
>>79218027
Torque was ironic, r-right guys?

>>79220600
>Dane Cook gets bullied
I sure hope not

>>79217406
That cats claws must have been well into Plesance's arm.

>>79216349
>>79216323

Would not expect these creative shots in Twister, nice stuff anon

>>79218044
love this movie

>>79220331
>evil dead guy
kys

>>79218044
>How did Raimi get away with THIS?

>>79212127
But that would not work. Any rifle round would go straight though the body. Sure it would be better then nothing, but it would just slow you down. It might stop a pistol round.

>>79221594
you must be of the assumption that all loads are going to be equivalent to todays quality. in no way are you guaranteed 100% penetration, even with rifle rounds.

>>79221796
The body gets shot multiple times, any one of them would have went through. Also I'm sure that the round pretty functional. Seriously took me out of the movie. It was like out of a Cheesy action movie. If they would have took that out and also all the flipping it would make for a better movie.

>>79217610
>>79217626

I one interpretation, is one version. It was like DC/Marvel now, they rebooted and re-wrote the stories with different versions.

This is another one, but the actual Odyssey version, Tiresias tells him the vicissitudes he will face, but he will eventually go home to Penelope and his son, and his father.
Later, he will have to leave one last time, and travel until he will find a land in which people don't know what oars are (he will understand it because a man will ask him, seeing him carrying one).
There, he will sacrifice to the gods, all of them, and finally Poseidon will forgive him. He will be able to go back, and die in peace once old.

But people added other versions to this, one being killed by the son he had with Circe, or another in the Divina Commedia, in which he dies in his last travel, too strong is his curiosity for the novel things (that's cool, too).

Best greek hero ever, in every version. And best goddess is looking after him.

>>79219945
Remember Spielberg like inappropriate humor so that anon is not totally out of place.

>>79218930
It's max comfy

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>>79212127
>And it was actually documented that soldiers held up bodies to shield themselves on the field.
lol no

>>79211796
every nic cage movie is the greatest and unintentionally funniest performance of all time though

>>79221934
>
“Strange lady! why dost thou now so urgently bid me tell thee? Yet I will declare it, and will hide nothing. Verily thy heart shall have no joy of it, even as I myself have none; for Teiresias bade me go forth to full many cities of men, bearing a shapely oar in my hands, till I should come to men that know naught of the sea, and eat not of food mingled with salt; aye, and they know naught of ships with purple cheeks, or of shapely oars that serve as wings to ships. And he told me this sign, right manifest; nor will I hide it from thee. When another wayfarer, on meeting me, should say that I had a winnowing fan on my stout shoulder, then he bade me fix my oar in the earth, and make goodly offerings to lord Poseidon—a ram and a bull and a boar, that mates with sows—and depart for my home, and offer sacred hecatombs to the immortal gods, who hold broad heaven, to each one in due order. And death shall come to me myself far from the sea, a death so gentle, that shall lay me low, when I am overcome with sleek old age, and my people shall dwell in prosperity around me. All this, he said, should I see fulfilled.”

Od 23, 265-285

>>79211342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nX0100wUB0

1:45 gets me every fucking time, it's like a scene from Naked Gun

>>79222636
Is more like a school recital. Is not the overacting per se that is weird (is weird enough) but is the fact that he enters the scene and THEN reacts. Is so fucking artificial that one questions who the fuck said "perfect! THAT's my vision".
Holy shit.

>>79218710
KRAMAAAAAAAH!

>>79220712
it must have been extremely painful

>>79219540
he had the window open DUH

>>79211342

did some sum 41 or blink 182 start playing when he rode that door into the sky?

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The entirety of Vice Squad
https://youtu.be/G8ngTI1MG5E
I really miss Patrice

>>79211702
the concept was good but she was too smug about it

>>79214411
Literally the only movie I've ever walked out in the middle of and asked for a refund. Worst damn thing I've ever seen.

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>>79214748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOWMohYTVo

The best version

>>79223151
ARE YOU RETARDED ITS A FUCKING GREAT WATCH YOU DUNCE

>THERE R PEPO WHO HAVENT SEE THE APPENING

>>79214875
Good god

Is the whole movie like this?

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>>79218007
>>79218027
Excuse me, what the fuck?

>>79215301
I am always that guy stuck behind people like this

>>79216594
Is the movie any good? Or is it FUN?

>>79218007
I held my hands infront of my face like I was seeing a horror movie

>>79220059
lmao that steering wheel

Irish road safety ads are pretty funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMG-eN1iibY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtJqw--DGl8

>>79211646
That body is wasted on that face

>>79211796
>>79222240
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdLxz5P-Sns

>>79217356
Why do they run up to him when guns are long range?

>>79211702
LOTR is poetic, not subtle. I don't see how this is bad, nice hive-mind though guys, proud of you, really showing how you are above that other hive-mind that you hate so much.

>>79225009
Is slightly less elegant than most of those movies, is has not been directed in the best way.
Still overall good, and you are still more than right about the fucktards above.

>>79217512
that was david lynch

>>79225049
I meant: less elegant than most of the lotr movies.
Is still miles ahead to anything in this thread.

>>79217370
Movie?

>>79224785
This one where Chad gets pinned to Stacy is hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lw8GPiiOCpI

>>79211702
I imagined better when I read the book.

>witch king just sitting there going "uuuuuuuuh"

>>79218569
I'm guessing this was the intention, but it's really poorly set up in the movie.

>>79225049
Yeah it's not perfect but even her smugness is understandable, after all she was told for two movies straight that she couldn't do the thing that she wanted to do and yet as it turns out there was this special thing that only she could do, I mean I know I would have been smug at that moment with all the adrenaline and stuff.

>>79224882
>based on a true story
isn't that the guy who posted on 4chan saying he was going to kill bin laden and got caught in airport security carrying a katana on board

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heh

>>79225276
is he ok

>>79211342
the schindler list has severals unintentional funny scene

>>79225301
is just a flesh wound

>>79225276
>that steering wheel

>>79211583
Lived in Bermuda, have scene Category 5 and 4 hurricanes on multiple occaisions. When you go through them regularly and live in a house made of solid limestone, it's not a big deal. My dad built a deck outside our house during a category 4 hurricane.

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>>79216302
2017 is the year the "/tv/ acts like annoying faggots about reddit" meme ends. Get on the right side of history you cringey fuck.

>>79213001
The fact that you can actually see him suppress laughter before he says "killing younglings" is incredible.

Not a film but whatever;

https://youtu.be/fZQUysir9uE?t=3m6s

>>79225556
dont be a fag.

>>79212317
"No, son, do not save me. You need to be ready for this not only for your sake but for humanity's as well. Youre only 19 years old and were just acting like a pretentious douchebag in the back of the car. Who knows what would become of you with your god like powers and all that attention for someone who still hasn't matured, who still hasn't become a man. There will be people critical of my decision here, but those people are most likely also pretentious, douchey, 19 year old losers who don't understand why I'm doing this."

Huh thats funny Snyder decided for him to say this as he died.

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>>79211796

>>79214299
memes aside, this was utterly horrible.

>>79211796
>I'll show you a fucking hothead

>>79219845
>>79219887
Yeah it was, still so weird how Spielberg implements humor and such horrifying scenes in the same movie, it felt strange, tonally. Still enjoy the movie though.

>>79214299
Such a strange and unnecessary part of the film, what they should have done is released it on youtube shortly before the film was released as a short.

>>79224183
it reminded me of pacific rim: colorful, inventive, but kinda silly

yeah it's fun

>>79218044
dolly zoom and dutch angles
the absolute madman

>>79218569
He bolted right after a barking dog locked in a car when the tornado was 100 meters away. No amount of acting can make what happens after not retarded looking.

>>79215295
Who here /deh/?

https://youtu.be/R6LkIcMB3oY

>>79217403
>mostly in the sugar
AKTSHUALLY cake dough contains eggs and is made from plain flour whereas bread dough has to be made from strong flour and doesn't contain egg.

>>79215295


https://youtu.be/oQISw4NDHVA?t=1m12s

Jesus christ

>>79214411
>that Uwe Boll tier scene where the kids get a shotgun to the face.

>>79225100
Is obviously Terminator, Robocop

>>79216855
She was just quipping you retard. Nothing would stop Aragorn from wrecking him if he was in that same situation

>>79218044
I think LOTR the fellowship has my most memorable and favorite dolly shot of this kind.

>>79219871
like the guy who is casually looking for his arm on Omaha Beach in SPR
I watched it in a theatre last month and couldnt help but laugh

>>79224882
this looks fun

>>79227137
I mean, the witch king really was prophesied to not be killed by any living man. If I remember right Tolkien wrote it like that because he felt like the "no man of woman born" prophesy was fulfilled in Macbeth. He felt like the resolution in the play was a cop out so he wrote a character with the same sort of prophesy and had it fulfilled in a more literal sense.

>>79224785
Do they all end with a rolling car coming over the horizon and pancaking people?

>>79218541
Oh I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the gray

>>79225556
Bermuda is protected by natural reefs though. So duh. Also British clay.

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These two. Holy fucking shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnVPUK-8P0M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J58VPpPrmQU

>>79214875

Literally me.

>>79216065
he just wanted a hug

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>>79217944

>>79217435
Yes this movie inspired Mike Myers' Dr. Evil character. Did you seriously not know this? How underage are you?

>>79227343
That Macbeth prophecy really peeved me off.
Like, the witches didn't say you had to be born out of a vagina.

>>79216922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tz4JSTXuP9E
I laughed soo fucking hard at that when I was a kid

>>79220142
Source on that gif?

>>79218044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InCXnxPLSBU

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>>79219696
>guy's name is 'witch king'
>witches are traditionally female
???

>>79211882
The only good part of the film.

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Has anyone posted this yet?
Had me in tears.
RIP in peach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_ogUZhqXE0

>>79228103

>traditionally female

Ugh, can you not right now?

>>79227996
i was gonna yell at him too, but he's probably memeing and not really worth the effort

>>79218569
The problem with the scene is that there's are a hundred ways he could have saved his dad without revealing his powers, and that he's essentially teaching his son, "If something endangers you, it's alright to let innocents die. You are more important."

That's not something Superman's father should teach him in any movie.

>>79218044
You just know Raimi was having a giggle at this.

>>79226718
Why isn't Tom posting a thing yet?

>>79225276
this scene fucked me up as a kid

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>>79217406
>the fucking cat

>>79225009
well im just pissed off that a badass ancient war demon gets killed by some random noodle armed cunt whos on her first day using a sword

>>79211702
>WK: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask
>Eowyn: If I took that off would you die?
>WK: It would be extremely baneful
>Eowyn: you're a big guy
>WK: for you
>Merry: sneaks up and stabs WK
>WK: uhh you don't get to bring friends
>Eowyn: Dr Nazgul I'm CIA
>AAARRGGHHHHHHB

>>79216922
>ship breaking in two
>sounds like gunshots
what did they mean by this

>>79211770
every single wide shot has a guy flipping through the air in the backround
holy fuck i need to see this movie

>>79216065

Scene scared the shit out of me.

>>79228460
I want to call you retarded for this but you seem to be having so much fun I can't bring myself to actually feel angry

>>79226699
I'd do that for my dog

>>79227871
can't pester the wesker

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>>79217370

Such a badass fuckin scene

>>79228608
>Implying that dialogue wouldn't have made ROTK top tier kino

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>>79217406

HAHAHAHH THAT CAT

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>>79218078

>>79225276
implying this movie isn't 100% intentionally hilarious

>>79218930
It's actually pretty shitty.

Best place is appalachian mountains near the east coast USA
Rural as fuck, but comfy mountain towns if you don't like being lonely.

No threat of tornadoes and no crippling midwestern depression, and you can be a couple hours drive away from the beach if you ever need a vacation. also east coastline is 10 million times superior to west coast

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>>79218044

I fucking love this movie

>>79217801
Old English is a completely different language you knuckle fuck.

>>79211342
THE SCENE from Spiderman 3 if it hasn't been posted yet

You all know the one I'm talking about

>>79228129

I cried like a fucking baby after i saw this movie

>>79211770
Its like after Saving Private Ryan, they decided that they wouldn't even try even imitate the realism in that film and just went on doing wacky shit like this.

>>79212127
Yeah, but as they were lying on the ground or in a fox hole.

They didn't pick up a torso and go full on Reindhardt while unloading a goddam BAR with one arm.

>>79229025
the auschwitz dream sequence?

>>79211770
Reinhardt fights in the pacific.webm

>>79211770
After watching that movie I think Mel Gibson really hates Japs.

>>79214540
I want to fuck an AI after that movie

>>79228906
This can't be real

>>79225139
>>79218569
>>79218647

This was the intention but it was dumb as fuck. There's tons of unexplined shit that happen every day, Clark and Pa Kent surviving them would've just been one of those forgotten within a day. No one there witnessing Clark Kent saving someone from a tornado would come to the conclusion that he was some sort of super human from space.

For fucks sake they live in the midwest, they could just attribute that as a miracle or something.

Dumbass movie for dumbass people.

>>79211416
He was from texas

>>79218007
this is some next level shit. this editing is complete garbage. they look like they haven't moved from the same 100 feet of underpass at all. It's like a Hanna barbera cartoon, they must pass the same fruit seller like 3 times. Those big pepsi and mountain dew ads...was this supposed to be a joke? oh man, and when ever they get a close up, it feels like the bike suddenly slows down to 10 miles per hour.

>>79229025

No one should be posting anything from any Sam Raimi movie because nothing funny he does is unintentional.

>>79218027

>dat PS2 cutscene level CG

holy shit...was this directed by me at age 10?

>>79218044
To be honest, the first two zooms are pretty good. It's the other 5 million zooms that fuck it up.

>>79218541
LOL WHAT THE FUCK

I don't remember this

>>79229834
I swear I saw this on the 2000s Need for Speed games

>>79211342
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>79218541

the part where he reacts to harry telling him he's wrong is also a good part.

>>79227708

Perfect

>>79229834
No, you were getting molested

>>79218749

because it isn't. /tv/ has turned you into a fucking moron.

>>79217355
THAT'S NOT FUNNY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>79220330

Max pls go.

>>79225276

better with sound

>>79211796
is Nic Cage trying to unsuccessfully pull off a johnny depp Hunter S. Thompson role?

>>79226718

>Get Ralph Fiennes to play your evil villian

>get this

what a fucking disappointment.

>>79224951
Gotta keep that cheese factor at maximum